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Can you swim?

Yes, I can.
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No, I can't.
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Can you swim?

Post by BONERMASTER » #683627

Can you?


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Re: Can you swim?

Post by ekaterina » #683630

Spessmen can't swim.
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #683631

Ive never met a person older than 10 who couldn’t swim.
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by Epicgamer545 » #683632

Why are you asking this question inside of a high security prison surrounded by marshlands and water?
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by wubli » #683633

pretty decently
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by Chadley » #683635

I should hope so since I'm a trained lifeguard.
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by SkeletalElite » #683637

According to this article https://www.local3news.com/nearly-half- ... 6b035.html

"80 percent of Americans said they could swim, only 56 percent of them can perform all five basic skills needed to swim safely."

While TG is not just Americans, the point is that just because someone says they can swim doesn't mean they can do so safely.
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by AnonymousForumUser » #683639

i like swimming
wanna see how long i can hold my breath for?
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Chadley
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by Chadley » #683648

Statistically... One of us can't swim...

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Re: Can you swim?

Post by TheLoLSwat » #683658

i may have not told the whole entire truth when voting
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by vect0r » #683659

TheLoLSwat wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:06 pm i may have not told the whole entire truth when voting
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by Misdoubtful » #683660

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:11 pm Ive never met a person older than 10 who couldn’t swim.
Hi, can't swim.
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #683661

Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:28 pm
Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:11 pm Ive never met a person older than 10 who couldn’t swim.
Hi, can't swim.
You know, you act like no one ever tossed you into a lake when you were 5 and it shows.
- Sincerely itseasytosee
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by BeeSting12 » #683662

Yea I can swim
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by kinnebian » #683667

Chadley wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:55 pm Statistically... One of us can't swim...

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Re: Can you swim?

Post by Misdoubtful » #683671

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:39 pm
Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:28 pm
Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:11 pm Ive never met a person older than 10 who couldn’t swim.
Hi, can't swim.
You know, you act like no one ever tossed you into a lake when you were 5 and it shows.
What does this even mean?
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Chadley
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by Chadley » #683679

kinnebian wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:49 pm
Chadley wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:55 pm Statistically... One of us can't swim...

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Re: Can you swim?

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #683705

Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:55 pm
Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:39 pm
Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:28 pm
Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:11 pm Ive never met a person older than 10 who couldn’t swim.
Hi, can't swim.
You know, you act like no one ever tossed you into a lake when you were 5 and it shows.
What does this even mean?
Did you grow up in an environment void from bodies of water or did you just avoid in while you are young and now it's scary to get into.
- Sincerely itseasytosee
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by oranges » #683715

yeah i can swim
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by Misdoubtful » #683722

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 8:41 pm
Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:55 pm
Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:39 pm
Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:28 pm
Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:11 pm Ive never met a person older than 10 who couldn’t swim.
Hi, can't swim.
You know, you act like no one ever tossed you into a lake when you were 5 and it shows.
What does this even mean?
Did you grow up in an environment void from bodies of water or did you just avoid in while you are young and now it's scary to get into.
Surrounded by water with attempts made and failed.

I kayak though, not dead yet
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #683766

Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 9:33 pm
Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 8:41 pm
Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:55 pm
Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:39 pm
Misdoubtful wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 6:28 pm
Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:11 pm Ive never met a person older than 10 who couldn’t swim.
Hi, can't swim.
You know, you act like no one ever tossed you into a lake when you were 5 and it shows.
What does this even mean?
Did you grow up in an environment void from bodies of water or did you just avoid in while you are young and now it's scary to get into.
Surrounded by water with attempts made and failed.

I kayak though, not dead yet
Wild. Do you have above average bone density or something?
- Sincerely itseasytosee
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by AlamoTurtle » #683803

Yes. I can swim. Unless you Luffy or some shit, you can probably swim to some extent, or at least float.
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Re: Can you swim?

Post by AnonymousForumUser » #683909

Chadley wrote: ↑Tue May 02, 2023 4:55 pm Statistically... One of us can't swim...

*gasp*
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AND IT'S KAWOPPI
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ANYONE KNOW CPR?!
*spontaneously self-resuscitates*

did anybody count how long it was?
i think it was probably at least a minute maybe
anyways, check this out!
*unresuscitates*
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