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Epoc
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All the warriors, report in

Post by Epoc » #688267

How were your two hours of real life?

I missed everyone
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kinnebian
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Re: All the warriors, report in

Post by kinnebian » #688268

i was comatose for 2 hours
respect (let him do his thing)
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sinfulbliss
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Location: prisoner re-education chamber

Re: All the warriors, report in

Post by sinfulbliss » #688269

I slept, woke up, and they were back. My circadian rhythms mirror the server CPU chip’s uptime
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Re: All the warriors, report in

Post by RedBaronFlyer » #688271

I "worked." I work as pool staff*, and I was assigned to one of the least busy pools. A whole six people showed up over the course of my shift. I read the first two chapters of "The Fall of Carthage" it's pretty good.

*basically, make all the chairs/umbrellas/tables lined up and nice, and pick up trash. Keep an eye out to make sure three-year-olds aren't drowning in the one-and-a-half-foot-deep kiddie pool, etc.
WARNING, Prolonged exposure to my opinions can be mentally scarring or in some cases, FATAL
Stamper of papers, pusher of crates, and the cleaner of floors.
I'm Eugine Adrian Hynes on Manuel, I'm very uncool.
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Super Aggro Crag wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
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Itseasytosee2me
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Re: All the warriors, report in

Post by Itseasytosee2me » #688273

I got drunk and kissed three different people, and I only vaguely remember the source of a vibrant hicky on my upper neck, now I have to go to work hungover and in a turtle neck.
Please never shut down the servers again.
- Sincerely itseasytosee
See you later
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Kendrickorium
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Re: All the warriors, report in

Post by Kendrickorium » #688276

THE FOG
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Re: All the warriors, report in

Post by yobihodazine2 » #688290

my life flashed before my eyes
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Re: All the warriors, report in

Post by datorangebottle » #688297

I played a real video game. I don't think I can come back...
Timberpoes wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 10:33 pm ImageAnother satisfied Timberpoes voter.Image
Timberpoes wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
Chadley wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:00 am WENDEZ, cute, cute. I imagine the sleeper activation code when I hear it. That's pretty cool. qB). But I don't like that it doesn't line up to be anything obsurd like WEWLAD. 6/10

SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
kieth4 wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:34 pm If it goes to appeals I will stand as the shield and protect this man's right to shit himself. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
sinfulbliss wrote: I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
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