CHARLEY TAROT READINGS!

[Chadley]

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HELLO ALL!

I am back from the Grand Canyon.


*rough estimate, idrk where I was

I'm feeling SPIRITUALLY INCLINED. I made this whole story to explain it, which will be below, but if you're not inclined to READ! I'll spoiler it for you.

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So, I was dating this native girl. Kinda weird. Real crystal girl, asked me for my exact time of birth to make sure we were compatible, zodiacs or some shit. She was hot though so.

Anyway! We broke up. (if ur a pretty girl please call me) But I used to sleep in her bed, and I shed like a golden retriever. I'm not a furry though, just a blonde.



Anyway, ever since the breakup, I've been hearing her talk to her friends about casting a spell on me, bros.

I think I might be cursed. And as such, I need to break even with the old Mother Ghia or whatever. Rub some rocks, realign my chakras, ya get me? I'll drink fucking moon water if that gets this nature bitch off my back.

You ever hear of Kassandra of Troy? Story is woman gets cursed by Apollo and knows how everyone will die, but nobody will ever believe me. It's a real problem.

I HAVE THAT CURSE. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME. I NEED TO BREAK THIS FUCKING CURSE!

So long story short. In a Namaste attempt to cure my curse. I'm going to be doing Tarot readings. Past present and future, I have them on my desk (They are the cultist simulator deck, Wine). You can either request just the Major Arcana, or you can really throw a wrench my way and DO ALL OF THEM MAJOR AND MINOR!!!

Who is first?

[kinnebian]

I don't get it

stupidhead

[Chadley]

chuddly give me a reading please

The Hierophant - Past

To see the Hierophant in a reading is to embrace the conventional, for it suggests that you have a certain desire to actually follow a process which has been well established. It also suggests that you want to stay within certain conventional bounds of what could be considered an orthodox approach.

Successful ah Fikou.

The World - Present

To encounter the World in your cards is to encounter a great unity and wholeness. It symbolizes the moment when the inner and the outer worlds - self and other - become a single entity.

Woah, that's a first. Is Fikou the ruler of everything?

The Sun, Reversed - Future

In the reversed position, the Sun indicates that you might have significant difficulties finding positive aspects to certain situations.

I guess everything never lasts.

[Rhials]

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Are major readings free or do I have to pay for them? I would like one either way

The Devil - Past

Getting the devil card in your reading shows that you have feelings of entrapment, emptiness and lack of fulfillment in your life. It might also mean that you are a slave to materialism and opulence and no matter how hard you try, you just can’t seem to shake off the feeling of wanting to indulge in luxurious living.

Maybe go for the simpler things in life, Rhials. But seeing what the rest you have, maybe you already are!

The Fool, Reversed - Present

A reversed Fool card can show that you are living in the moment and not planning for the future.

Are you stuck in the past? It might explain the devil and the fool.

The Tower, Reversed - Future

When you get the Tower card reversed, you can feel some crisis looming along the horizon, and you are struggling as much as you can to try and avoid its manifestation.

You're not on a good path buddy, break the chain before it breaks you. We love Rhials, don't go off the deep end.

A bit late on the reply, but I took this as an indicator that I should get my shit together and have been a bit better for it.

Thank you for the spiritual guidance, strange internet magician

[AsbestosSniffer]

Hark! I beseech thee for thine readings of mine own spirit.

[massa]

major please I'll be checking my costar and making major life changes based off the combined information

[Chadley]

Hark! I beseech thee for thine readings of mine own spirit.

Wheel of Fortune - Past

When the wheel is reversed, it means that luck has not been on your side and misfortunes have been following you. When it's associated with this card, you must understand that these are due to external influences that you cannot control.

Shit.

Judgement - Present

The Judgement card appearing in a reading signifies that you are coming close to this significant point in your life where you must start to evaluate yourself.

Okay, maybe it's not so bad.

The Star, Reversed - Future

When the Star card is reversed, it means that you are feeling as though everything has turned against you. The challenges that you would normally see as exciting seem instead to make you feel as though you cannot overcome them. You have lost faith in something, whether inside yourself or with something you normally find dear.

*winces.

[AsbestosSniffer]

Hark! I beseech thee for thine readings of mine own spirit.

Wheel of Fortune - Past

When the wheel is reversed, it means that luck has not been on your side and misfortunes have been following you. When it's associated with this card, you must understand that these are due to external influences that you cannot control.

Shit.

Judgement - Present

The Judgement card appearing in a reading signifies that you are coming close to this significant point in your life where you must start to evaluate yourself.

Okay, maybe it's not so bad.

The Star, Reversed - Future

When the Star card is reversed, it means that you are feeling as though everything has turned against you. The challenges that you would normally see as exciting seem instead to make you feel as though you cannot overcome them. You have lost faith in something, whether inside yourself or with something you normally find dear.

*winces.

Okay what the fuck I'm spooked now

[oranges]

amount of people eating up this shit like it's meaningful smh

you should sell them some energy crystals next

[Rohen_Tahir]

Major and minor please.

[celularLAmp]

me

[massa]

amount of people eating up this shit like it's meaningful smh

you should sell them some energy crystals next

laugh at the materialist stuck in his ways, forgetting that he too maintains nothing but another unfalisifiable philosophical stance, and not a fact

the only magic in this universe is mass, matter, gravity, impact and motion, all of which are represented by the stars and when you were born

oh let them feign superiority

[massa]

snipo

you skipped me ):

[Chadley]

snipo

you skipped me ):

On it, right now.

[Chadley]

major please I'll be checking my costar and making major life changes based off the combined information

The Devil, Reversed - Past

The upside down meaning of the Devil card can be the moment when an individual becomes self-aware and breaks all of the chains that come with addiction and poor habits.

You replaced a vice with costar. Why would you do that?

Temperance, Reversed - Present

Temperance in reversed is a reflection of something that is out of balance and may be causing stress and anxiety. The real meaning of the Temperance card can be deciphered using the other cards in the spread to identify areas where this imbalance is being caused.

I'd be stressed having an app dictate my life to me too.

The Fool - Future

The Fool is the representation of a new journey, a blank slate, think of it like a starting point.

Stop using costar. Make your own path.

[massa]

Stop using costar. Make your own path.

thank you, this was very helpful