What are things real people can do that space station 13 inhabitants can't

[Itseasytosee2me]

Correct answers only please.

[Super Aggro Crag]

have sex without getting permabanned

[Super Aggro Crag]

pee and poop

[Super Aggro Crag]

swing on a big rope like tarzan

[Super Aggro Crag]

learn from their mistakes

[Boot]

say nigger

[conrad]

I came here all happy in pants to just say the old "walk and talk at the same time" but jfc this forum is cursed.

[TheLoLSwat]

what the flarp...

[warbluke]

the old "walk and talk at the same time"

Not all of us are shackled to the leaden weight of hotkeys. Embrace the true way, or you will never know the joy of making Three Stooges noises while running from sec.

Also spessman die immediately after getting guillotined instead of surviving for a few seconds like real men.

[dirk_mcblade]

the old "walk and talk at the same time"

Not all of us are shackled to the leaden weight of hotkeys. Embrace the true way, or you will never know the joy of making Three Stooges noises while running from sec.

Also spessman die immediately after getting guillotined instead of surviving for a few seconds like real men.

Blinking out Morse code for I'm gonna metagrudge this mf

[Capsandi]

Sometimes when blood is part of the equation I rub a dollar bill on it and act like george washington is bleeding out and only i can save america by feeding him to a vending machine and then i take pride in not acknowledging the obvious consumerist critique present in the act and instead musing upon some other through line of reasoning to justify myself.
Edit: And spacemen cant do that

[InfiniteGalaxies]

space men cant inudtrialize

[sinfulbliss]

Fuck

[RedBaronFlyer]

Pay taxes.

Though I always imagined that Nanotrasen stations were like company towns, you don’t get paid in actual money and instead you get paid in company money (which can only be used at Nanotrasen)

[Itseasytosee2me]

Pay taxes.

Though I always imagined that Nanotrasen stations were like company towns, you don’t get paid in actual money and instead you get paid in company money (which can only be used at Nanotrasen)

that does seem like the implication, what the heck even ARE credits?

[Scriptis]

smoke more than 2 cigarettes without their lungs turning into a tar pit

[RedBaronFlyer]

smoke more than 2 cigarettes without their lungs turning into a tar pit

If I had the skill I would totally make a PR with a positive quirk of "lungs of steel" (lungs more resilient or something to smoke more, like the goonstation trait to smoke more without being addicted) and a negative or neutral quirk of "hunger pains" (get hungry faster, gotta eat more often)

I swear I only eat like, twice a shift when there's a good chef, then starve when we get a round where the chef is deep-frying mold and making human burgers

[Jacquerel]

look at the ceiling

[WineAllWine]

pray without severe consequences

[The Wrench]

Scream racial slurs into the void

[massa]

pray without severe consequences

the law of attraction definitely manifests severe consequences