The Ban-> Drama Ouroboros

[Chadley]

Hello forum stimmers. You've been naughty-naughty.

You sick fucks are going away for a long time.
Anything to say for yourselves?



No? Fine. I suppose everything will happen here.

*SLAMS GAVEL*

I suppose I'll have to be banning admin, headmin, and peanut poster.

CREATE A FICTIONAL BAN APPEAL. YOU WILL BE JUDGED. JUICE IT UP WITH DRAMA.



Yeah, I'm telling you, Axle Brady got banned for swooping in and ERPing with MSO's lucky egirl! Good luck getting off THAT blacklist!

THE MORE ABSURD THE BETTER. DO ME PROUD FORMITES!

[Kendrickorium]

really low effort tbh

[Atlanta-Ned]

Seek help.

[Chadley]

Seek help.

You're not participating.....

[scamoppi]

dug this one up from the archives
they still had ban requests back then so i'm guessing he made a ban request for Sam Smith right after posting this, i can't seem to find it though
this one was kinda sad, after the appeal got denied the guy went on a racist tirade about the banning admin being a filthy francophile

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BYOND account: dosen_essen_1896
Character name: Franz Meyer
Ban type: Server
Ban length: 1 day
Ban reason: As a revolutionary, killed a fellow revolutionary for using a shotgun to kill a head of staff.
Time ban was placed: 1917-08-16
Server you were playing on when banned: Terry
Round ID in which ban was placed: 90535
Your side of the story: So Sam Smith shot a head of staff with a shotgun (a barbaric instrument of death) while I was already dealing with them. I would have let it slide but afterwards they kept talking about how they "used the shotgun" and how it doesn't miss and whatnot.
Why you think you should be unbanned: Sam Smith knew what he was doing. Players like that should stay on Bagil.

the peanut was titled "LOCAL YANK USES SHOTGUN! Franz voices protest on recent verdict."

[Chadley]

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BYOND account: dosen_essen_1896
Character name: Franz Meyer
Ban type: Server
Ban length: 1 day
Ban reason: As a revolutionary, killed a fellow revolutionary for using a shotgun to kill a head of staff.
Time ban was placed: 1917-08-16
Server you were playing on when banned: Terry
Round ID in which ban was placed: 90535
Your side of the story: So Sam Smith shot a head of staff with a shotgun (a barbaric instrument of death) while I was already dealing with them. I would have let it slide but afterwards they kept talking about how they "used the shotgun" and how it doesn't miss and whatnot.
Why you think you should be unbanned: Sam Smith knew what he was doing. Players like that should stay on Bagil.

the peanut was titled "LOCAL YANK USES SHOTGUN! Franz voices protest on recent verdict."

Based, he's in the right, using a shotgun, disabler, etc is brutish and uncouth. Use the stun baton. Wanna know why? Because unlike the shitty shotgun, it takes one bonk and that bitch is floored.

Ruling for the plaintiff.

Peanut posters, disagree with me...

[Capsandi]

Rp threads go in the rp subforum.

oh shit just had an idea brb