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kinnebian
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fighting a tiger

Post by kinnebian » #706114

lets say you have to (hypothetically) fight a large hypothetical tiger. all you have (hypothetically) on you is your phone, a bag and your jacket. there is (hypothetically) nothing in the bag
using your ss13 skillz, how do you win
please answer asap thanks
respect (let him do his thing)
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CPTANT
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by CPTANT » #706115

My mob speed would be the same as the tiger so just run away.
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by NecromancerAnne » #706117

I will call the tiger's mother to let her know he's misbehaving.
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WineAllWine
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by WineAllWine » #706118

kinnebian wrote: ↑Thu Sep 28, 2023 10:01 am lets say you have to (hypothetically) fight a large hypothetical tiger. all you have (hypothetically) on you is your phone, a bag and your jacket. there is (hypothetically) nothing in the bag
using your ss13 skillz, how do you win
please answer asap thanks
and we never saw kinnebian again
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Jacquerel
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by Jacquerel » #706120

I'd die I think
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by Timonk » #706121

i would cuddle it to death
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by Turbonerd » #706128

Play a video of fish for the tiger to catch. Then pet the tiger.
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by conrad » #706129

Use my SS13 skills? Call the tiger a retard, get killed over it, ahelp, get tiger banned. GG
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. :hug: ⋆ :beer: 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. :faggot: ⋆ :heart:
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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am conrad is a badass
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pm
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:13 pm
Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 11:53 am
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:24 am
conrad wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:47 am I'm with Gupta on this one you only ever get two eyeballs.
Speak for yourself two-eyes.
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absolutely based, do you wear an eyepatch?
That would render a cyclops blind.
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Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by Misdoubtful » #706130

I arrest the tiger and gulag them. Then come back two minutes to verify that they ghosted.
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TypicalRig
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by TypicalRig » #706132

most hostile mobs stop attacking people when they are asleep. simply nap until the tiger goes away
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Striders13
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by Striders13 » #706134

double it and give it to next person
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by TheLoLSwat » #706139

use my crucial time to ahelp, because the tiger clearly did not follow escalation rules. Die after remembering Im on sybil
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warbluke
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by warbluke » #706140

Use my cool SS13 of power of talking while running to say something funny before getting mauled trying to escape.
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WineAllWine
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by WineAllWine » #706142

Striders13 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 28, 2023 1:13 pm double it and give it to next person
the post you deleted was funnier
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by dendydoom » #706163

right click -> select equipment -> give myself full nukie gear

i am admin abusing
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by conrad » #706164

Striders13 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 28, 2023 1:13 pm double it and give it to next person
Ok Striders, I guess you could call that an event.
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. :hug: ⋆ :beer: 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. :faggot: ⋆ :heart:
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dendydoom wrote: ↑Tue Jul 04, 2023 11:51 am conrad is a badass
Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:08 pm
The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:13 pm
Kendrickorium wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 11:53 am
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:24 am
conrad wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:47 am I'm with Gupta on this one you only ever get two eyeballs.
Speak for yourself two-eyes.
With love,
A genuine cyclops.
absolutely based, do you wear an eyepatch?
That would render a cyclops blind.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pm
Drag wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: ↑Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
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Chadley
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Re: fighting a tiger

Post by Chadley » #706169

I would use the bear that I tamed through sheer willpower in my last schizothread alongside my leet large animal fighting skills to put that stupid fucking tiger in his place.

Then I would call that fucker a shitty HOS main and make him duo queue on OW2 with me.
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