give me some PR ideas

[EmpressMaia]

i finished my medical practical and now have some free time to code

shoot some ideas at me and ill see if i like em

[TheBibleMelts]

viewforum.php?f=9

[TheBibleMelts]

alright i'll unlock this, but i hope you show effort in taking action on at least one suggestion put in here.


p.s

give clowns confetti guns.

[EmpressMaia]

alright i'll unlock this, but i hope you show effort in taking action on at least one suggestion put in here.


p.s

give clowns confetti guns.

oh i like that

[warbluke]

Please add the Singularity Generator as a decorative object for chaplains. Re-adding the particle accelerator as something you could order from cargo would be fun too. It wouldn't really have much purpose other than irradiating things in front of it but it looks cool and that's enough for me.

[Agux909]

Add a clown monocycle. Make it very hard to ride and also give clown the ability to juggle stuff so he can juggle while riding it.
(you could also add a tiny bike while you're at it, like seriously how is it possible there isn't one in the game after almost 20 years of clown shenanigans)

[RedBaronFlyer]

Add a clown monocycle. Make it very hard to ride and also give clown the ability to juggle stuff so he can juggle while riding it.
(you could also add a tiny bike while you're at it, like seriously how is it possible there isn't one in the game after almost 20 years of clown shenanigans)

A Penny Farthing would also be funny but it probably wouldn't work all that well in SS13

[COwlbear]

Do you have a potential source of sprites (which can include yourself) or would you prefer no/minimal spritework involved in suggestions?

[Kendrickorium]

feral cat grenades.

hippiestation had them, each one was like 4 tc and would release 3-4 feral cats that would scream and chase people down hallways, while clawing them to death

it was a better time.

[DATAxPUNGED]

Let us pick the brand of cigarettes that we want to be our favorite with the quirk

[Atlanta-Ned]

give clowns confetti guns.

similar vibe: t-shirt cannon

[Jacquerel]

few things off my todo list i dont mind someone else doing first:

shuttle event where the shuttle flies through a cloud of bees, make them splat if they are pushed into the front of the shuttle by hyperspace movement
make ecto armour possessed items not attack you so its marginally less useless
make gravity reactive armour apply forced gravity to people (either low or high, both are funny)
have the icebox map generator spawn more icelegion statues (they look identical to ice legions before they aggro)
change knock heretic's weeping avulstion to a custom, spookier wound
ability to fax paintings so you can send the HoP memes
make sure bananium golems speak in pink comic sans
give cargo a tracking system + radio announcements when they can restock vending machines
more programs for pais, give them your credit card number so they can order things for you from cargo
let peaceborgs put stickers on things
make syndicate mobs ignore people who are wearing agent or nukie ID cards
a "down with security" pin buyable from the black market which does nothing except make beepsky try to arrest you (maybe it could give sec players a negative moodlet on examining you too)
allow modsuits to be crafted by slapping any piece onto any other piece rather than in a specific order
seeing eye dog harness for dogs, allows blind people to see while they are dragging the dog
hand buzzer which shocks people if they do a high-five or handshake with you
envelopes you can use to mail things to people (visually distinct from the cargo ones)
modsuit vacuum cleaner
modsuit cable-laying gun (lays cables in a straight line towards where you click)
modsuit ranged light replacer
whipping people in help intent makes them run faster for 2 seconds
if you throw a bee at someone it should inject the bees reagent into them on contact
let the chaplain exorcise bad moodlets out of people, put them in their shard, and possibly incorcise them into someone else
traitor dehydrated cube you inject with blood to make a fake corpse with that dna
dead ringer from tf2 (with the barcode filed off)
pda app which pinpoints "what direction the station is in" for when youre lost in icebox

[Atlanta-Ned]

xenophobia trait that makes you afraid of xenobiology
real xenophobia trait that makes you upset around other species
diversity trait that makes you happy around other species
solar flare event that sets a random area on fire
shuttle docking mishap that makes the shuttle dock a tile or two away from the actual airlock

[Jacquerel]

solar flare event that sets a random area on fire

we kind of already have this with pyro anomalies, but I guess this one won't spawn a slime

[Domitius]

Balloon Cart for the clown. The balloons can hold gas that it will release if popped. The balloon cart takes tanks of gas that can be filled with anything but the cart needs to be emagged to accept "Unsafe" gases.

[Agux909]

Add a clown monocycle. Make it very hard to ride and also give clown the ability to juggle stuff so he can juggle while riding it.
(you could also add a tiny bike while you're at it, like seriously how is it possible there isn't one in the game after almost 20 years of clown shenanigans)

A Penny Farthing would also be funny but it probably wouldn't work all that well in SS13
(snipped img)

It'd be hilarious, and maybe it can be done, it doesn't matter if it looks silly!

[Capsandi]

The balloon cart takes tanks of gas that can be filled with anything but the cart needs to be emagged to accept "Unsafe" gases.

This is very interesting. Why lock "unsafe" gases behind an emag?

As for Ideas, Peg-legs

[Pandarsenic]

viewtopic.php?f=9&t=31685

[dendydoom]

Balloon Cart for the clown. The balloons can hold gas that it will release if popped. The balloon cart takes tanks of gas that can be filled with anything but the cart needs to be emagged to accept "Unsafe" gases.

omg and clowns have a trait that lets them make balloon animals but no one else can

[EmpressMaia]

I like a few of these

[EmpressMaia]

Do you have a potential source of sprites (which can include yourself) or would you prefer no/minimal spritework involved in suggestions?

I have like one person I could go to for sprites

[Kendrickorium]

few things off my todo list i dont mind someone else doing first:

shuttle event where the shuttle flies through a cloud of bees, make them splat if they are pushed into the front of the shuttle by hyperspace movement
make ecto armour possessed items not attack you so its marginally less useless
make gravity reactive armour apply forced gravity to people (either low or high, both are funny)
have the icebox map generator spawn more icelegion statues (they look identical to ice legions before they aggro)
change knock heretic's weeping avulstion to a custom, spookier wound
ability to fax paintings so you can send the HoP memes
make sure bananium golems speak in pink comic sans
give cargo a tracking system + radio announcements when they can restock vending machines
more programs for pais, give them your credit card number so they can order things for you from cargo
let peaceborgs put stickers on things
make syndicate mobs ignore people who are wearing agent or nukie ID cards
a "down with security" pin buyable from the black market which does nothing except make beepsky try to arrest you (maybe it could give sec players a negative moodlet on examining you too)
allow modsuits to be crafted by slapping any piece onto any other piece rather than in a specific order
seeing eye dog harness for dogs, allows blind people to see while they are dragging the dog
hand buzzer which shocks people if they do a high-five or handshake with you
envelopes you can use to mail things to people (visually distinct from the cargo ones)
modsuit vacuum cleaner
modsuit cable-laying gun (lays cables in a straight line towards where you click)
modsuit ranged light replacer
whipping people in help intent makes them run faster for 2 seconds
if you throw a bee at someone it should inject the bees reagent into them on contact
let the chaplain exorcise bad moodlets out of people, put them in their shard, and possibly incorcise them into someone else
traitor dehydrated cube you inject with blood to make a fake corpse with that dna
dead ringer from tf2 (with the barcode filed off)
pda app which pinpoints "what direction the station is in" for when youre lost in icebox

how about photoshopping a wtich hat onto my pic for starters

[EmpressMaia]

I'm gonna make the confetti cannon similar to the resin Canon where it launches a glob of confetti thst exploded outwards

[Jacquerel]

how about photoshopping a wtich hat onto my pic for starters

dont know why you asked me to do this but here

[Kendrickorium]

how about photoshopping a wtich hat onto my pic for starters

dont know why you asked me to do this but here

excellent thanks

[blackdav123]

you should be able to examine a door or other ID required object and see what access it requires because I've had numerous instances of having to run back to the HoP because we're both just guessing on what kind of access shield generators need

[Kendrickorium]

how about photoshopping a wtich hat onto my pic for starters

dont know why you asked me to do this but here

how about a pumpkin necklace??

[EmpressMaia]

you should be able to examine a door or other ID required object and see what access it requires because I've had numerous instances of having to run back to the HoP because we're both just guessing on what kind of access shield generators need

This would hurt funky door designs though where you need someone to not know what it needs. As a traitor engie I often replace airlocks with identical ones that require different access to mess with people

[Jacquerel]

how about photoshopping a wtich hat onto my pic for starters

dont know why you asked me to do this but here

how about a pumpkin necklace??

i'll leave that to maia

[EmpressMaia]

I like pumpkin necklace

[warbluke]

Make it so you can paint on pumpkins like canvases, but the only color you can use it black and you use a knife to paint instead of a crayon.

[Kendrickorium]

I like pumpkin necklace

give me a pumpkin necklace

[Timonk]

dick expansion PR

[EmpressMaia]

dick expansion PR

only if you cashapp oranges 50 dollars

[JusticeGoat]

A computer on the bridge that can open and close, also lock doors would be funny.

A fire alarm override console that can disable an alarm from engineering too.

[iansdoor]

Always had a wacky idea of a free addictive chemical ,similar to ammoniated mercury, that would passive fully bruteheal you, selfpurged if any damage was taken or fully healed. The goal of the chemical would be to heal minor fights in escalation shuffles. Each point of healing would add a point? of addiction and adds no addiction when fully healed. I say mention escalation cause taking someone to medical sucks for you, them and medical.

[Cheshify]

I'm working on a cooking rework design doc, I'll post that here when I'm done.

[GPeckman]

I'm working on a cooking rework design doc, I'll post that here when I'm done.

Didn't food just get (and is still getting, its a work in progress IIRC) a massive rework? The whole foodening thing?

[Cheshify]

I'm working on a cooking rework design doc, I'll post that here when I'm done.

Didn't food just get (and is still getting, its a work in progress IIRC) a massive rework? The whole foodening thing?

Yeah but it doesn't address the issue of cooking not being fun. My idea would change how food is prepared not the results of it.

[Not-Dorsidarf]

oooh, exciting...

[DATAxPUNGED]

Always had a wacky idea of a free addictive chemical ,similar to ammoniated mercury, that would passive fully bruteheal you, selfpurged if any damage was taken or fully healed. The goal of the chemical would be to heal minor fights in escalation shuffles. Each point of healing would add a point? of addiction and adds no addiction when fully healed. I say mention escalation cause taking someone to medical sucks for you, them and medical.

This sounds fun, but somehow i feel like it'd be fun if, on top of self purging, any brute damage that you take would guarantee a wound on that limb

[EmpressMaia]

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/78980

[EmpressMaia]

i will make the confetti cannon PR later

[MooCow12]

Remove experisci

[MooCow12]

Balance / remove dragnet

[conrad]

Remove experisci

Balance / remove dragnet

Oh you're one of those "remove this from my videogame" people, aren't you

[MooCow12]

Remove whatever administrative tools that Conrad has ever used to run an admin event.

[conrad]

Remove whatever administrative tools that Conrad has ever used to run an admin event.

Yes please I deserve freedom

[scamoppi]

Remove whatever administrative tools that Conrad has ever used to run an admin event.

Yes please I deserve freedom

no you don't
get back to the event mines
you won't get to see your family this christmas UNLESS you exceed the quota by 20%

[Featherfield]

best PR would be to stop you from posting in players club my man