silliest wizard loadouts

[EmpressMaia]

what are the silliest and funniest wiz loadouts you can concieve, i wanna make a mark next time i roll wizard

[MooCow12]

the suicide command

[GPeckman]

I dunno about silly, but I can give a really annoying one. Wild shape mouse (to ventcrawl) combined with cursed duffelbags and curse of the barnyard.

[NecromancerAnne]

the suicide command

suicicdalpickles still has the highest recorded suicide on wizard time and we're never going back so that is going to remain uncontested.

[NoxVS]

the suicide command

suicicdalpickles still has the highest recorded suicide on wizard time and we're never going back so that is going to remain uncontested.

And then they did the same thing with admin

[warbluke]

Rod Form, Magic Missile, Ethereal Jaunt, Charge, Shapechange (Magicarp), Wand Assortment.

I haven't tried this since they nerfed magicarps, but it's my go-to loadout. Very hit and run, very hard to kill as long as your reflexes are good enough. And you have way more spell options than you probably should with magicarp and wand assortment.

[Jacquerel]

I like magicarp transformation because it dares you to pop up and down in the tram hole during a chase in order to get instantly gibbed by the tram

[Boris]

timestop. singularity hammer.

[TypicalRig]

one setup i've been wanting to try is a very ballsy three musketeer setup.
-3 spellblades
-2 dexterity holoparas
-magic mirror for a race that can reinsert their limbs on click like skeleton or android
have one holopara target one arm, you target the other arm, and the other holo to target a leg. then go to town. your limbs will probably fall off a lot but one click and it's back on. would require such fast paced teamwork it'd probably fail hilariously.

alternatively if you want to piss off valid hunters just dump all points into blink and spam it

[oranges]

summon events x5, go on station as "Captains Name"'s mom

[Timonk]

one setup i've been wanting to try is a very ballsy three musketeer setup.
-3 spellblades
-2 dexterity holoparas
-magic mirror for a race that can reinsert their limbs on click like skeleton or android
have one holopara target one arm, you target the other arm, and the other holo to target a leg. then go to town. your limbs will probably fall off a lot but one click and it's back on. would require such fast paced teamwork it'd probably fail hilariously.

alternatively if you want to piss off valid hunters just dump all points into blink and spam it

Holos can't target limbs

[TypicalRig]

one setup i've been wanting to try is a very ballsy three musketeer setup.
-3 spellblades
-2 dexterity holoparas
-magic mirror for a race that can reinsert their limbs on click like skeleton or android
have one holopara target one arm, you target the other arm, and the other holo to target a leg. then go to town. your limbs will probably fall off a lot but one click and it's back on. would require such fast paced teamwork it'd probably fail hilariously.

alternatively if you want to piss off valid hunters just dump all points into blink and spam it

Holos can't target limbs

FUCK. change this to necromatic stone or apprentice but holoparas would've been funnier

[warbluke]

Once I went for the apprentice army gimmick. We went over tactics on the ship, I got the shield wall spell so we could block do a formation advance, and then as soon as we got to the station the second fireball apprentice blew us all up. I can't remember the exact build but it was like one healing apprentice, and then three fireball apprentices, and then forcewall, and something else I forget.

[EmpressMaia]

summon events x5, go on station as "Captains Name"'s mom

I'm pretty sure the rituals are broken. Even on 100 threat shifts I haven't been able to use them as wizard

[mindstormy]

summon events x5, go on station as "Captains Name"'s mom

I'm pretty sure the rituals are broken. Even on 100 threat shifts I haven't been able to use them as wizard

You can always ask admins, we are often MORE THAN HAPPY to press those wizard event buttons for you.

[DaydreamIQ]

Four mindswap apprentices. And mindswap for yourself.
People need to stop picking destruction apprentices all the time they fucking suck

[EmpressMaia]

summon events x5, go on station as "Captains Name"'s mom

I'm pretty sure the rituals are broken. Even on 100 threat shifts I haven't been able to use them as wizard

You can always ask admins, we are often MORE THAN HAPPY to press those wizard event buttons for you.

Ngl my expierence with asking admins for antag things as an antag has been poor. An event that comes to mind is asking an admin to raise my rep as traitor so I could buy a syndie kit bundle and the admin told me to do objectives or he could remove my traitor

[mindstormy]

summon events x5, go on station as "Captains Name"'s mom

I'm pretty sure the rituals are broken. Even on 100 threat shifts I haven't been able to use them as wizard

You can always ask admins, we are often MORE THAN HAPPY to press those wizard event buttons for you.

Ngl my expierence with asking admins for antag things as an antag has been poor. An event that comes to mind is asking an admin to raise my rep as traitor so I could buy a syndie kit bundle and the admin told me to do objectives or he could remove my traitor

eh bit of an apples and oranges situation but I get what you are saying. One you can get via legit game play. One is locked because people (admins) are afraid of experiencing the FUN (increased ticket load) that is mindswap. But always feel free to ask, there is no harm in asking.

[Timonk]

Four mindswap apprentices. And mindswap for yourself.
People need to stop picking destruction apprentices all the time they fucking suck

mindswap can very easily lead to grief and passive wizards (main reason) and thus are universally hated. this was especially bad when the only thing stopping the round from ending was the wizard being alive

[Scriptis]

just fireball. only fireball. just choose fireball

[conrad]

just fireball. only fireball. just choose fireball

[WineAllWine]

summon events x5, go on station as "Captains Name"'s mom

I'm pretty sure the rituals are broken. Even on 100 threat shifts I haven't been able to use them as wizard

You can always ask admins, we are often MORE THAN HAPPY to press those wizard event buttons for you.

Ngl my expierence with asking admins for antag things as an antag has been poor. An event that comes to mind is asking an admin to raise my rep as traitor so I could buy a syndie kit bundle and the admin told me to do objectives or he could remove my traitor

Wizards are likely to get more help from admins cause they're more central to the shift.

Another pro tip is explain why what you're asking for would be funny.

Also play on Terry, almost every TC trade gets accepted there

[EmpressMaia]

summon events x5, go on station as "Captains Name"'s mom

I'm pretty sure the rituals are broken. Even on 100 threat shifts I haven't been able to use them as wizard

You can always ask admins, we are often MORE THAN HAPPY to press those wizard event buttons for you.

Ngl my expierence with asking admins for antag things as an antag has been poor. An event that comes to mind is asking an admin to raise my rep as traitor so I could buy a syndie kit bundle and the admin told me to do objectives or he could remove my traitor

Wizards are likely to get more help from admins cause they're more central to the shift.

Another pro tip is explain why what you're asking for would be funny.

Also play on Terry, almost every TC trade gets accepted there

130 ping

[Bepis]

I vaguely remember an improv video of people saying something along the lines of "I was more than the canvas, I was the paint" so made a schtick about that.

THE ARTIST - "PROVIDE ART OR BECOME THE CANVAS"

=Robed=
Flesh to Stone 2
Stop Time 2
Ethereal Jaunt 2
Staff of Animation 2

Then 2 points for whatever, probably instant summons and something else. I jaunt on someone, demand them to provide art and turn them into a sculpture if they balk. Could be a poem, could be music, could be a fancy drink or complex food. I'll either cause a little chaos or get robusted down.

[TypicalRig]

I vaguely remember an improv video of people saying something along the lines of "I was more than the canvas, I was the paint" so made a schtick about that.

THE ARTIST - "PROVIDE ART OR BECOME THE CANVAS"

=Robed=
Flesh to Stone 2
Stop Time 2
Ethereal Jaunt 2
Staff of Animation 2

Then 2 points for whatever, probably instant summons and something else. I jaunt on someone, demand them to provide art and turn them into a sculpture if they balk. Could be a poem, could be music, could be a fancy drink or complex food. I'll either cause a little chaos or get robusted down.

staff of change so you can make non-human statues too

[Annihilite111]

Summon simeans x5
Use magic mirror to monkey yourself. Set your name to Pun Pun I
Summon angry revolver monkeys and gorillas. Die to said revolvers once the crew gets their hands on them.

[Constellado]

I am personally proud of my locker army loadout.

Only things you need for the gimmick itself is summon item, staff of the locker and staff of animation. The rest is your choice.
Summon lockers with the staff of the locker than animate the lockers with the staff of animation!

How do you get both staffs over there?
Set staff of the locker to summon item, put it down, then teleport on station then summon the staff to you!

(wait, can you use a teleport scroll while its in your pocket? you might be able to bring 3 staffs over!)

Heck I had an idea... get apprentices and hand them more locker staffs!
How many points is left after one apprentice? How many apprentices with locker staffs can you get? Can you get multiple locker staffs?

I calculated it, you can get three staffs of the locker and two apprentices with 10 points. So three people with staffs of the locker.
Locker artillery barrage

[Featherfield]

All stealth and evasion and kluwne curse