Players Club Holiday bonding exercise: not even halloween yet Edition

[Donglesplonge]

Hello players club, Halloween is as of the time writing this about a week off and personally i think that all of you are fine people if not oddly opinionated about stupid shit in a game that dates older than most of its playerbase, thats however besides the point.

so all the way until halloween i wanna sorta incite a fun bonding exercise with all of you, i wanna make a horror themed reply-story about space station 13, wherein you post a handful of sentences in quotations to continue the story, followed by whatever else you wanted to talk about spooky related i don't know, lets get funky with it.

the only thing i gotta ask is that you put your reply in quotation marks because i'm dumb as fuck and will miss it otherwise, or just reply the chain and section it off, anything else is on the table so long as its not yknow just a bunch of bullshit, hell if you wanna take someone elses answer who might not even be from the forums and post it as a double-post be my guest, who gives a fuck right? just try and give everyone a fair shake. when halloweens nearing its end i'll take the whole story and wrap it up neatly into a document and save it for later, whats later? who knows! if it works out maybe we could continue and write some fun stuff during christmas too.

i'm making the thread so i'll start, keep in mind you can take this anywhere you wanna go so long as its thoroughly SPOOKY!!!!!, i'm not your mother you know better.

regardless of if you do or do not contribute feel free to drop in the thread and ridicule everyone and be the worst most egregious asshole ever give your life experience with spooky month, maybe you got a fun story or somethin who knows right?



"This story details the events that took place during Nanotrasens Hall-o-rama event celebration, dated October 31st, 2563 and taking place on nanotrasens premier exploratory vessel, the north-star. whos vessel drifted into the gravitational field of an unexplored planetary body rating [CLASSIFIED], and was recovered intact but severely damaged in multiple locations and suffering from catastrophic failure in multiple basic systems, including life support and engines. this story is a patchwork assortment of secondhand accounts from reserve staff, central intelligence reports, and eyewitness testimony of the night. Nothing within the contents of this document are fabricated, and are considered to be corporate assets, unlawful duplication of such documents carrying a stay at Nanotrasens maximum security facilities for processing under charges of espionage and corporate sabotage."

[Timonk]

"the AI is absorbing the captain in maint right now."

[Timonk]

I'm gonna double post and you can't stop me
""The sussy revs are flashing people outside of my office rn" shouts the HoP over the command channel."

[conrad]

"In typical sec fashion, the redshirts quickly decided to kill the captain, arrest the HoP and mindshield the AI"

[Donglesplonge]

i'm liking the beat so far

"unfortunately for our illustrious security force and their humble deeds, the captains corpse disappeared before they could secure his equipment and assets."

[The Wrench]

Let’s get back to the beat shall we.

“ "*Huff* *Huff* I'm Research Director James Dean... *shaky breath* If anyone is left on this frequency, RUN WHILE YOU CAN! *frantic gasps* Science has fallen, I repeat, science has fallen!

I wish I could explain it all, but I can't. A breach in containment... *quivering voice* something's been unleashed. *trembling* We thought we had control, but... we were wrong. They're out there, lurking, *anxious pause* defying everything we thought we knew. Their power, we underestimated it. *nervous stammer* Now they're running rampant, *voice on the verge of breaking* molding the very halls to their grotesque nature...

Listen carefully, *struggling to speak* my time is running out. Seek refuge, *strained words* gather supplies, and avoid... . These beings twist the laws of nature. If something seems off, *hesitating, voice filled with fear* stay away. Trust no one, *voice cracking* not even your colleagues. They may look familiar , but they’ve become... something else.

And please, *pleading* beware the darkness. In the darknes, they... thrive. I wish I could say more, but I can't. *voice filled with despair* May the void have mercy on us."

[Arcanemusic]

Still better than OSRS's Halloween event this year.

[Donglesplonge]

And with that we come to an end, if you participated i thank you for it and if you didn't, well you can always come along next time, if i can think of a good one i'll go with thanksgiving next, anyways have a happy halloween everyone