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Deranged hostcel goes on rampage, billions will be banned

Post by The Wrench » #711213

Bottom post of the previous page:

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Holy fucking shit
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Re: Deranged hostcel goes on rampage, billions will be banned

Post by Timonk » #711562

I fear man and woman alike
joooks wrote:
Naloac wrote:
In short, this appeal is denied. Suck my nuts retard.
Quoting a legend, at least im not a faggot lol
See you in 12 months unless you blacklist me for this
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Timonk wrote:This is why we make fun of Manuel
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Re: Deranged hostcel goes on rampage, billions will be banned

Post by dendydoom » #711563

i fear nothing im a demon
shorty chose to be with a demon that sounds like her problem to me
on and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business
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Re: Deranged hostcel goes on rampage, billions will be banned

Post by Jackraxxus » #711567

I only fear God :pray:
iamgoofball wrote:Vekter and MrMelbert are more likely to enforce the roleplay rules Manuel is supposed to be abiding by than Wesoda or Jackraxxus are.
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Re: Deranged hostcel goes on rampage, billions will be banned

Post by Thranos » #711616

Only some kind of autist would filter "autist", and only some kind of autist would filter "autist".
(preemptive Galatians 4:16)

Edit: Bruh did he seriously filter inside a cell to autist.
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Re: Deranged hostcel goes on rampage, billions will be banned

Post by Kendrickorium » #711641

should i just start starsector posting now or wait until page 5 guys
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Re: Deranged hostcel goes on rampage, billions will be banned

Post by conrad » #711651

Kendrickorium wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 7:14 pm should i just start starsector posting now or wait until page 5 guys
Burgers and fries
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. :hug::beer: 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. :faggot::heart:
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It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
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kayozz wrote: Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
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Vekter wrote: Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
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Re: Deranged hostcel goes on rampage, billions will be banned

Post by oranges » #711658

dendydoom wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:48 pm i fear nothing im a demon
shorty chose to be with a demon that sounds like her problem to me
on and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business
This shit aint nothing to me man
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Re: Deranged hostcel goes on rampage, billions will be banned

Post by dirk_mcblade » #711665

Misdoubtful wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 1:44 pm On the subject of women fearing men...

I've written up and scrapped my actual post out of fear of retaliation about 20 times now.
Give me back my picture uploading ability and I might write what you want
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Post by stairmaster » #711687

looking for a woman to strike fear in me dms are open
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Post by Bawhoppennn » #711699

Misdoubtful wrote: Wed Nov 15, 2023 1:44 pm On the subject of women fearing men...

I've written up and scrapped my actual post out of fear of retaliation about 20 times now.
Can we turn this into a gun thread and talk about how important concealed carry is for this very reason
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Post by oranges » #711702

I will repost any posts dmed to me i have no fear
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Post by Scriptis » #711703

oranges wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 1:24 am I will repost any posts dmed to me i have no fear
i have audited oranges's ability to repost posts sent to his dms and he failed to repost my post, instead calling it a pole

0/10 this man WILL NOT repost your post

edit: post oranges failed to repost for post reference
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Post by oranges » #711705

you sent it to me on discord, not the forum so you are the one who failed
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Post by Scriptis » #711706

im calling you out a dm is a dm you HAVE to repost my post
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Post by Scriptis » #711707

repost it NOW
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Post by oranges » #711708

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all you had to do was ask
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Post by Scriptis » #711709

thanks love u

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Post by Thranos » #711740

Oranges has no fear, right up until he's sent a large ASCII amogus dong.
Then he has one fear.
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Post by conrad » #711745

Thranos wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 1:25 pm Oranges has no fear, right up until he's sent a large ASCII amogus dong.
Then he has one fear.
>Oranges
I normally go by Ricky. Tell me how'd I do here. :hug::beer: 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒷𝒶𝓉𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁. :faggot::heart:
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The Spessmen Times wrote:Prohibition agent Sam Salamander bragged that he could find a metacord in any server in under 30 minutes. In Bagil it took him 21 minutes. In Sybil 17 minutes, and Manuel just 11 minutes. But Terry set the record of 35 seconds. Sam asked an assistant on the arrivals shuttle where to get a discord invite, and the assistant linked him one.
kayozz wrote: Sat Sep 02, 2023 1:13 pm
Kendrickorium wrote: Sat Sep 02, 2023 11:53 am
kayozz wrote: Sat Sep 02, 2023 10:24 am
conrad wrote: Sat Sep 02, 2023 9:47 am I'm with Gupta on this one you only ever get two eyeballs.
Speak for yourself two-eyes.
With love,
A genuine cyclops.
absolutely based, do you wear an eyepatch?
That would render a cyclops blind.
RedBaronFlyer wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:52 pm
Drag wrote: Wed Feb 14, 2024 3:51 pm We should do a weighted random headmins vote, let God decide
It would somehow manage to pick Birdshot Station for headmin if we did that
Lacran wrote: Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:02 pm If you can't do the time, don't play a mime
kayozz wrote: Tue Aug 15, 2023 3:04 pm Don't wanna get beat? Keep your clown shoes on your feet.
kieth4 wrote: Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:03 pm I have clapped women with cat ears but I would not clap a cat fr kinda a flarped up connection
Vekter wrote: Wed Oct 25, 2023 8:13 pm I don't care if you disagree, you're wrong.
yttriums wrote: Tue Jan 16, 2024 12:13 am borg players shouldn't be able to ahelp. you signed up to play as a piece of equipment. this is like a table ahelping you for wrenching it
dendydoom wrote: Fri Jan 05, 2024 9:02 pm basically what we learned from this is that i continue to be right about everything
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Post by Thranos » #711758

It was a very large amogus dong.
The o is now an O.
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Post by Bawhoppennn » #711759

oranges has an alter ego named Seragno
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<+KorPhaeron> people who don't like rng are not from /tg/ and are likely redditors
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Post by oranges » #711796

Spoilered as it is nsfw amongus cock
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Post by iwishforducks » #711797

Spoilered as it is nsfw amongus cock but this time it's glowing yellow and is purple and also phases in and out of reality
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Post by oranges » #711811

there's no yellow phase in yours
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Post by dendydoom » #711823

thank u both for making the thread good
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Post by Constellado » #711827

oranges wrote: Thu Nov 16, 2023 10:34 pm there's no yellow phase in yours
Maybe it goes yellow once it is invisible...

Hmm.
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