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Swamp Hussein stands trial - raps for his freedom

Post by Lizardistaken » #715131

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place bets on who wins this rap battle
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Post by TypicalRig » #715144

Swamp was never the most intelligent person but he managed to outdo himself by doing this on what was already a zero tolerance ban. see you next year
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Post by TheRex9001 » #715145

Missed opportunity to not fit in EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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Post by Justice12354 » #715146

I did NOT expect TBM to rhyme back. Well, that's funny

I still wonder why I'm constantly brought up like I'm even administratively involved in all this. I'm not the one making the decision (not that it would be any different)
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Post by Lizardistaken » #715147

Justice12354 wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:51 pm I did NOT expect TBM to rhyme back. Well, that's funny

I still wonder why I'm constantly brought up like I'm even administratively involved in all this. I'm not the one making the decision (not that it would be any different)
nobody can deny a rap challenge, not even tbm...
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Post by NoxVS » #715148

TBM blundered, grief doesn't rhyme with reprieve. Unban this man immediately.

Also, are we supposed to know who this guy is? I know we have the big server-specific personalities but they usually are sort of known about outside their main server. He's acting like he's the glue holding Terry together and I have no clue who he is. Is there lore I'm missing out on?
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Post by Justice12354 » #715152

NoxVS wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:59 pm TBM blundered, grief doesn't rhyme with reprieve. Unban this man immediately.

Also, are we supposed to know who this guy is? I know we have the big server-specific personalities but they usually are sort of known about outside their main server. He's acting like he's the glue holding Terry together and I have no clue who he is. Is there lore I'm missing out on?
Swamp is your average static Terry player. I feel like his ego might be slightly over-inflated. Or maybe he's just exaggerating it for the memes. Either way, our "server personalities" don't organize anti-admin harassment crap in metacords, so that might be why you don't know Swamp. Here they instead tell the admins to kill themselves, which is at least braver
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Post by Lizardistaken » #715156

NoxVS wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:59 pm TBM blundered, grief doesn't rhyme with reprieve. Unban this man immediately.

Also, are we supposed to know who this guy is? I know we have the big server-specific personalities but they usually are sort of known about outside their main server. He's acting like he's the glue holding Terry together and I have no clue who he is. Is there lore I'm missing out on?
Swamp Hussein; also known as Swamp Water, the "Venom Snake of Terry", the shover of interns. when people see him in the halls, they jump into the nearest locker. you do NOT want to mess with the Swamp.
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Post by TheRex9001 » #715161

Anyhow keep this guy banned, they directly dropped a ckey in ic and told them to kill themselves idk how you can even excuse this
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Post by NoxVS » #715166

Lizardistaken wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:13 pm
NoxVS wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:59 pm TBM blundered, grief doesn't rhyme with reprieve. Unban this man immediately.

Also, are we supposed to know who this guy is? I know we have the big server-specific personalities but they usually are sort of known about outside their main server. He's acting like he's the glue holding Terry together and I have no clue who he is. Is there lore I'm missing out on?
Swamp Hussein; also known as Swamp Water, the "Venom Snake of Terry", the shover of interns. when people see him in the halls, they jump into the nearest locker. you do NOT want to mess with the Swamp.
damn that sounds intimidating i bet the headmins are shaking in their boots right now
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #715167

He's actually going off.
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See you later
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Post by dirk_mcblade » #715187

Some people will do most anything but issue a mea culpa.
Looks like they're going to spend a year playing on stationa fulpa.
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Post by Ezel » #715199

TheRex9001 wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:31 pm Anyhow keep this guy banned, they directly dropped a ckey in ic and told them to kill themselves idk how you can even excuse this

After being gaslighted by borb IC people followed after him doesn't excuse it but group mentality does play in here
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Post by Justice12354 » #715203

Ezel wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 12:59 am
TheRex9001 wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:31 pm Anyhow keep this guy banned, they directly dropped a ckey in ic and told them to kill themselves idk how you can even excuse this

After being gaslighted by borb IC people followed after him doesn't excuse it but group mentality does play in here
Group mentality is the least coherent possible excuse for this. You can't go say "Kill yourself" and then say "B-but, everyone else was doing it too!!!"

On a different note, I'm liking these rhymes
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Justice12354 wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 1:18 am
Ezel wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 12:59 am
TheRex9001 wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:31 pm Anyhow keep this guy banned, they directly dropped a ckey in ic and told them to kill themselves idk how you can even excuse this

After being gaslighted by borb IC people followed after him doesn't excuse it but group mentality does play in here
Group mentality is the least coherent possible excuse for this. You can't go say "Kill yourself" and then say "B-but, everyone else was doing it too!!!"

On a different note, I'm liking these rhymes

Well yeah as i said it doesnt really excuse them. some people just kinda gone after it after the first person said it, others just went with lukas kill yourself centcom chant but that still feels too OOC after it was directed at justice at the beginning i mean atleast lukas got unbanned

TBM dropping fire tho when will he sell his mixtape
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Post by zxaber » #715209

Lizardistaken wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 9:13 pm
NoxVS wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:59 pm TBM blundered, grief doesn't rhyme with reprieve. Unban this man immediately.

Also, are we supposed to know who this guy is? I know we have the big server-specific personalities but they usually are sort of known about outside their main server. He's acting like he's the glue holding Terry together and I have no clue who he is. Is there lore I'm missing out on?
Swamp Hussein; also known as Swamp Water, the "Venom Snake of Terry", the shover of interns. when people see him in the halls, they jump into the nearest locker. you do NOT want to mess with the Swamp.
And he's bad, bad Swamp Hussein.
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Post by oranges » #715221

stationa fulpa
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Post by wesoda25 » #715222

Fantastic appeal im crying rn this is so beautiful
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Post by Armhulen » #715223

damn... DAMN. no peanuts to toss here, respect the players, respect the game.
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Post by iansdoor » #715225

very unique appeal. But... ckey dropping in ic.. that still is quite bad.
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Post by kinnebian » #715228

funny appeal
enjoy your next year
respect (let him do his thing)
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Post by iwishforducks » #715234

this is going down in history
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Post by Lizardistaken » #715235

his appeal may have been denied, but the rap win goes to Swamp Hussein. locking the thread in the middle of a fierce rap battle is like admitting defeat...

those raps were entertaining af though
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Post by Armhulen » #715240

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOU DECIDE
Lizardistaken wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 4:19 am his appeal may have been denied, but the rap win goes to Swamp Hussein. locking the thread in the middle of a fierce rap battle is like admitting defeat...

those raps were entertaining af though
one shouldn't go into a ban appeal with bars and expect an unban but definitely +rep on that steam profile
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Post by Lizardistaken » #715246

Armhulen wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 4:33 am one shouldn't go into a ban appeal with bars and expect an unban but definitely +rep on that steam profile
yeah i highly doubt that expectation was there lol, just a shame it ended so soon. in fact, would have been really funny if it had ended up turning into a free for all with other people joining in
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Post by Imitates-The-Lizards » #715250

This is why we voted TBM most likely to vibe
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true gamer right there
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I don't like rap, but you have to admire the guy's dedication.
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Vekter wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
Chadley wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:00 am WENDEZ, cute, cute. I imagine the sleeper activation code when I hear it. That's pretty cool. qB). But I don't like that it doesn't line up to be anything obsurd like WEWLAD. 6/10

SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
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Post by oranges » #715258

well they're probably using chatGPT to be fair.
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this is really cringey to read
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Armhulen wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 4:33 am WHO WON
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YOU DECIDE
Can we get tralezab vs armhulen
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datorangebottle wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 6:25 am I don't like rap
I dont like YOU!!
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cSeal wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 4:10 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 6:25 am I don't like rap
I dont like YOU!!
rap deniers after listening to one young thug song verse ad-lib

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Post by warbluke » #715329

The chapel incident that keeps on giving.
I look forwards to the next appeal where someone videotapes a sock puppet play to explain why they should be unbanned.
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cSeal wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 4:10 pm
datorangebottle wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 6:25 am I don't like rap
I dont like YOU!!
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Timberpoes wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
Chadley wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:00 am WENDEZ, cute, cute. I imagine the sleeper activation code when I hear it. That's pretty cool. qB). But I don't like that it doesn't line up to be anything obsurd like WEWLAD. 6/10

SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
kieth4 wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:34 pm If it goes to appeals I will stand as the shield and protect this man's right to shit himself. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
sinfulbliss wrote: I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
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Post by Armhulen » #715335

oranges wrote: Sun Dec 10, 2023 7:04 am well they're probably using chatGPT to be fair.
ChatGPT gives some really fuckin lame bars, like I I'm sitting front seat to a liberal arts slam poetry show
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TypicalRig wrote: Sat Dec 09, 2023 8:51 pm Swamp was never the most intelligent person but he managed to outdo himself by doing this on what was already a zero tolerance ban. see you next year
ERM WHAT THE FLIP YOU ARENT SUPPOSED OT HAVE THAT PROFILE PICTURE, anyway 10/10. Just for the appeal itself, this nut is fucking ass get a better title.
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Post by DATAxPUNGED » #715465

Actually the best appeal of the year, there is no competition
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Legendary performance from both parties.
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Post by Constellado » #715491

We need a hall of fame for appeals like this
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Post by Archie700 » #715498

So come on TBM, CHESIFY, FIKOU and JUSTICE12345
Nobody runs Terry like Swamp Hussein did
So get ready, and tell the 5/11 commission
I just hired Gor.
Fuck this Appeal
Wait a minute, did he hire someone else to write his lyrics?
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Archie700 wrote: Tue Dec 12, 2023 12:57 am
So come on TBM, CHESIFY, FIKOU and JUSTICE12345
Nobody runs Terry like Swamp Hussein did
So get ready, and tell the 5/11 commission
I just hired Gor.
Fuck this Appeal
Wait a minute, did he hire someone else to write his lyrics?
He needs a new lawyer if that’s the case
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