Evil thread

[EmpressMaia]

This thread is only accessible to those with malice in their hearts, evil in their mind, and a sickly red aura in their gaze. Share your most evil and wicked stories aboard NTSS13 here.

My most evil and dastardly plot was hatching a dark matteor singularity AND a normal singularity at the same time because the captain insulted my fashion

[Togopal]

Back before the Captain's Saber got nerfed I would nugget anybody who broke into my quarters roundstart as Captain, I got so tired of people breaking in roundstart that I had to put some fear in them. I was doing it to people who got in by accident too (sometimes assistants would reroute the disposals chutes to lead to the bedroom's disposal bin)

[conrad]

Back before the Captain's Saber got nerfed I would nugget anybody who broke into my quarters roundstart as Captain, I got so tired of people breaking in roundstart that I had to put some fear in them. I was doing it to people who got in by accident too (sometimes assistants would reroute the disposals chutes to lead to the bedroom's disposal bin)

Back before the Captain's Saber got nerfed I remember vividly feeling really bad at retaliating at this dude punching me with two slices that ate both his arms.

Thems days were fucked up.

[scamoppi]

Recently I was a traitor and I bought a syndicate revolver, started running around dressed as a bandit. After failing to ransom Ian for a pony and some shrimp chips and being on the run from the law for a while (I may or may not have shot the sheriff a few times) I convinced the mayor to settle things with a duel. I handed them a syndicate revolver (can't have a cowboy duel without revolvers) and we stood back to back before taking three paces each. There was no way I was gonna play fair though. We both turn around and shoot. I get hit a few times, causing me to collapse and drop my cap gun. They never saw it coming.

[dendydoom]

back in the day where i used to host this game for my dnd group (pre-2010) and we'd have rounds of like maybe 10 people at the most (and this was considered a lot of people) there was no wiki or real documentation, so i would guard knowledge like how to make bombs like a total bastard. i would bomb shit in our rounds and pretend like it was a meteor or a gas leak or something. i was obsessed. i would have like 4 bombs in my backpack at any time and people would be like "what the hell is a ttv assembly?" different times man.

it came back to bite me though because i've been active again for however many years and i still can't reliably make maxcaps, i suck at toxins.

[kinnebian]

i once asked admins if i could set off around 100 monkey cubes, but did it after they said no

[EmpressMaia]

i once asked admins if i could set off around 100 monkey cubes, but did it after they said no

God bless

[kinnebian]

i also once did scrubber overflow maximum with ants

[iansdoor]

Are you asking for ideas, cause you are out of evil game?

I always enjoy 4 windows with an axe is all you need to genuinely decompress the station.

[iansdoor]

Double post, if you are asking what the most evil thing as an admin?
I placed an intern security into a cooking pot, boiled them in greybull and smoked them out of a toilet bong. I will do it again.

[Nabski]

Double post, if you are asking what the most evil thing as an admin?
I placed an intern security into a cooking pot, boiled them in greybull and smoked them out of a toilet bong. I will do it again.

Absolutely vile.

Consistently stealing the wheelchair of a disabled character.

[kinnebian]

i liked to place banana peels in front of a door that just closed using build mode

[EmpressMaia]

Build mode is arcane