Better Antag Callouts Contest

[Cheshify]

An offshoot of the Better Antagonist Callouts thread

I saw a few really funny suggestions for what you could call different antagonists out as on the radio. So in this thread I'd like to see a list of your most creative callouts, depending on how many posts we'll get I'll choose 1-3 winners for free antag tokens.

1 post per person, try to get as many antags as possible

Required

Traitor:
Heretic:
Wizard:
Cult:
Malf AI:
Revs:
Nuke Ops:

Optional

Obsessed:
Blob:
Revenant:
Lone Op:
Space Dragon:
Slaughter Demon:
Abductors:
Paradox Clone:
Sentient Disease:
Clown Ops:
Any Other Niche Antag:

[DrAmazing343]

Required

Traitor: Some sort of Syndicate Saboteur is sowing subterfuge and suspicion among the crew!
Heretic: Someone has a weird-looking sword and used a burst something in their hand to take someone down... I couldn't tell what it was, but it was green!
Wizard: Someone's cosplaying a wizard, but they somehow threw a fireball right at Botany!
Cult: There's people in hoods carving things on their skin and summoning glowing machines in [location]!
Malf AI: Seems like the AI took one Ion Storm too many... and it's ANGRY!
Revs: Bunch of crew are creating a mob— sounds like the Union meeting took a turn for the worse!
Nuke Ops: Bunch of people in bloody MOD's just showed up— I think these are Syndies!

Optional

Obsessed: [name] seems a little too interested with [name]... maybe we ought to get them a restraining order?
Blob: Something big and fleshy's in [location], and it's growing!
Revenant: I hate to say it, but there's some sort of... ghost, around, and it's PISSED!
Lone Op: Someone just came out of the shadows and slashed the Captain to bits with an energy sword and took the Nuke Disk— looks like the Syndies sent someone to take us all out with our own bomb!
Space Dragon: Big carp-y lookin' thing just tore into [location], and it's breathing FIRE!
Slaughter Demon: Something's moving in the blood— and it just took [name] into a puddle!
Abductors: [name] just turned all Gray and kidnapped [name] with a weird prod and a teleporter! Be careful!
Paradox Clone: I'm seeing double... there's two [name]'s, and I can't tell who was the first one!
Sentient Disease: Feels like this cough we all picked up isn't quite right— it's almost like it's intelligent!
Clown Ops: I can hear honking echoing the halls... and there's a horde of clowns with fancy cannons coming right towards [location]!
Any Other Niche Antag:
Blood Brothers: [name] and [name] seem like they're attached at the hip— and [location] caught fire right after they left!
Morph: Just saw a big slimey-lookin' thing slither outta the vent and eat all the guns outta the Armory— then when I looked away to call, suddenly there was nothing but an extra rack left in the room!
Thief: [name]'s on some sorta kleptomanic spree— just saw 'em swipe half of Medical's equipment and haul ass out the back!

[Timonk]

Required

Traitor: valid
Heretic: cult
Wizard: cult (artificers)
Cult: heretics
Malf AI: mommy
Revs: gangsters, cult (flashes)
Nuke Ops: dookies, cult (by association)

Optional

Obsessed: lover
Blob: blobert
Revenant: future space dust
Lone Op: "disky is gone"
Space Dragon: space lizard
Slaughter Demon(s): cult (blood)
Abductors: there are no callouts
Paradox Clone: inferior
Sentient Disease: doesnt exist because its cured
Clown Ops: cult (clown)
Any Other Niche Antag:

• Changeling: (the name of a different person every time hes spotted)

• Chrono agents (technically antags): Space Hitler Cleanup Detail

• Clockwork cult, Hand of God, Infection game mode, Devil, Gangs, Families, Hiveminds: The ones that werent supposed to be </3

[Jonathan Gupta]

Traitor: Corporate insider trying to take my life as well as my job
Heretic: Otherworldly insider trying to sacrifice me to the old gods.
Wizard: Evocation Wizard at my sat
Cult: Church Of Scientology in sci maint
Malf AI: The Artificial Intelligence is tweaking and blew my limbs off.
Revs: Fidel Castro's legacy has continued.
Nuke Ops: A Terrorist group has docked onto the station, please run from any red modsuits. Or gun fire thank you!

Optional

Obsessed: A Schizophrenic keeps hugging me
Blob: This slime mass is at Perma
Revenant: A Vile ghost has taken shape
Lone Op: A Rival Corporation terrorist, Namely the syndicate has approached our station guns in hand.
Space Dragon: A Carp overlord has approached the central hallways looking for a suitable meal.
Slaughter Demon: A Blood lurker from the Evil Summoner is dragging souls away to the underworld.
Abductors: Seems like we have some kidnappers on the station
Paradox Clone: There's another me, and they want to take my life.
Sentient Disease: This disease has a mind of it's own and I hope it hears me when I say fuck off.
Clown Ops: We have a Rival Corporation terrorist group, namely donk co has approached the station bananas in hand
Any Other Niche Antag:

[Misdoubtful]

Required

Traitor: tot
Heretic: tot
Wizard: tot
Cult: tot
Malf AI: tot
Revs: tot
Nuke Ops: tot

Optional

Obsessed: tot
Blob: tot
Revenant: tot
Lone Op: tot
Space Dragon: tot
Slaughter Demon: tot
Abductors: tot
Paradox Clone: tot
Sentient Disease: tot
Clown Ops: tot
Any Other Niche Antag: tot

This is unironic. If every baddie is renamed to be 'tot', tot losses its value and people get pissed when they can't be prepared for the specific threat.

[Vekter]

Required

Traitor: Based
Heretic: Asshole with a knife
Wizard: Cosplayer
Cult: Religious bastards
Malf AI: IBM piece of shit
Revs: Double based
Nuke Ops: Nukies

Optional

Obsessed: Creep
Blob: Biomass
Revenant: Spooky ghost
Lone Op: Nukie (singular)
Space Dragon: Winged dickhead
Slaughter Demon: OH GOD CALL THE SHUTTLE
Abductors: Ayys
Paradox Clone: My own clone etc
Sentient Disease: Remove this from the game please
Clown Ops: Assholes
Other niche antags: Clock Cult - Either "Clockies" or "Gearheads".

[Sightld2]

Traitor: Invariably referred to by their clothing or equipment. "X has an Ebow" or "Infiltrator suit"
Heretic: Something related to the mansus
Wizard: Con artist
Cult: Book club
Malf AI: Trick question. Not actually malf, scientist stubbed their toe.
Revs: Unionizers
Nuke Ops: Ops

[Overmandart]

Required

Traitor: Syndicate contractor/Contractor from a rival organization
Heretic: Religious fanatic
Wizard: Magical Personnel
Cult: Multiple religious fanatics
Malf AI: Really malfunctioning artificial intelligence is the best way to describe this
Revs: Mutineers on station/ (Headrev) - Mutineer hypnotist (they are manipulating your mind using the flash)
Nuke Ops: Armed personnel from a rival organization/boarders/redsuits/holy shit 5 dudes in red armor showed up with rocket launchers

[conrad]

Required

Traitor: Traitor
Heretic: Heretic
Wizard: Wizard
Cult: Cult
Malf AI: Malf AI
Revs: viva
Nuke Ops: Nuke Ops

Optional

Obsessed: Obsessed
Blob: Blob
Revenant: Revenant
Lone Op: Lone Op
Space Dragon: Space Dragon
Slaughter Demon: Slaughter Demon
Abductors: Abductors
Paradox Clone: Paradox Clone
Sentient Disease: Sentient Disease
Clown Ops: Clown Ops
Any Other Niche Antag: Their wiki name

Why fix what isn't broken

[Timonk]

are we gonna give the admins antag tokens

[britgrenadier1]

Required

Traitor: Yell out the name of your favorite syndicate subfaction (SO AND SO IS AN MI13 OPERATIVE). Bonus points if they stop and argue with you about it
Heretic: [Person name} is practicing magic outside the chapel!
Wizard: Wizard's Federation "Diplomat"
Cult: Blood cultists
Malf AI: Doorshocking asshole is on the fritz again
Revs: Commies!
Nuke Ops: Gorlex raid

Optional

Obsessed: "Wow that's a weird looking brain trauma" (Metagaming this is lame)
Blob: Blob
Revenant: Ghost
Lone Op: See nuke op, alternatively just contractor
Space Dragon: Big lizor
Slaughter Demon: The wizard is a dick
Laughter Demon: The wizard is cool
Abductors: There is no callout for this one because I am insta stunned and slept for 10 minutes
Paradox Clone: the cooler daniel
Sentient Disease: I'm sick
Clown Ops: Honklear Operatives

[Togopal]

Required

Traitor: Underpaid Coworker
Heretic: Cult Reject
Wizard: Empowered LARPer
Cult: Maintenance Rats
Malf AI: Its Really Combat Upgrades This Time I Swear
Revs: Accelerated Greytiders
Nuke Ops: Birdshot Heroes

Optional

Obsessed: Stan
Blob: Shuttle Glue
Revenant: Grief Ghost
Lone Op: Big Boss
Slaughter Demon: Blood Junkie
Abductors: Coma Inducers
Paradox Clone: Imposter
Sentient Disease: Virologist Death Beacon
Clown Ops: Deadly Circus

[conrad]

are we gonna give the admins antag tokens

If any of the current insofar posted admin responses wins the contest I will eat the paper that says I'm an admin.

[DaBoss]

[Name] has an antag datum so i declare them Valid.

[Timonk]

are we gonna give the admins antag tokens

If any of the current insofar posted admin responses wins the contest I will eat the paper that says I'm an admin.

on camera?

[conrad]

are we gonna give the admins antag tokens

If any of the current insofar posted admin responses wins the contest I will eat the paper that says I'm an admin.

on camera?

Yes.

[TheLoLSwat]

Required

Traitor: Syndicate
Heretic: heretic
Wizard: Wizard Federation (wizfed) Representative
Cult: Nar-sie lovers
Malf AI: malf AI
Revs: revs
Nuke Ops: nukies

most important part of callouts is making sure people understand what youre saying

[Timonk]

@cheshify you better make an admin win now

[zergking]

Required

Traitor: Metagamer
Heretic: Mansus Worshipper
Wizard: Wizard
Cult: Goth
Malf AI: Average Ai player
Revs: Commie Scum
Nuke Ops: Insurance Fraud Enablers

[Indie-ana Jones]

Required

Traitor: Syndicate Snitch
Heretic: Corpsedragger
Wizard: Professional Finger Wiggler
Cult: Hemophiliac Convention
Malf AI: Our Broken Toaster
Revs: The Union
Nuke Ops: Bomb Santas

Optional

Obsessed: The New Dahmer
Blob: Level-7 Biohazard
Revenant: Oddly-Stained Bedsheet
Lone Op: Bomb Santa
Space Dragon: Carnie of the Fish Fair
Slaughter Demon: Blood Pibble
Abductors: Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
Paradox Clone: Budget Terminator
Sentient Disease: Level-5 Biohazard
Clown Ops: Target Practice
Xenomorph: Disney Princess & Friends
Spiders: Charlottes and Shelobs
Space Ninja: Spiderman from Spider Clan
Nightmare: Maint Loot

[Cheshify]

I'll shut it down tomorrow.

[Justice12354]

are we gonna give the admins antag tokens

It's not like we can give ourselves antag status or tokens z.z
Daily reminder that admins surprisingly play too

[Striders13]

It's not like we can give ourselves antag status or tokens z.z

you can if you're not a coward

[kinnebian]

It's not like we can give ourselves antag status or tokens z.z

you can if you're not a coward

it was the first thing that striders did when i first saw them

[Timonk]

Do admins have to follow proper escalation rules when they smite people

[Justice12354]

Do admins have to follow proper escalation rules when they smite people

There have been successful admin complaints regarding knotting shoelaces fnr. While admins are trusted with funny buttons, they are also expected to use them accordingly to the situation. There is no "How to Smite 101" guide. It's all about common sense and knowing the right time.

The only "escalation rule" I can think of is that you open yourself to divine intervention (smiting) the moment you pray. However, a good admin will know better than to just knot the laces of anyone who prays (bc that makes players not want to pray anymore . -.) and will instead try to play along with whatever divine alignment they pick in that specific moment.

TL;DR: No. But we can get complaints if we adminbuse too hard.

[Cheshify]

Required

Traitor: Syndicate Snitch
Heretic: Corpsedragger
Wizard: Professional Finger Wiggler
Cult: Hemophiliac Convention
Malf AI: Our Broken Toaster
Revs: The Union
Nuke Ops: Bomb Santas

Optional

Obsessed: The New Dahmer
Blob: Level-7 Biohazard
Revenant: Oddly-Stained Bedsheet
Lone Op: Bomb Santa
Space Dragon: Carnie of the Fish Fair
Slaughter Demon: Blood Pibble
Abductors: Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
Paradox Clone: Budget Terminator
Sentient Disease: Level-5 Biohazard
Clown Ops: Target Practice
Xenomorph: Disney Princess & Friends
Spiders: Charlottes and Shelobs
Space Ninja: Spiderman from Spider Clan
Nightmare: Maint Loot

Yeah, Indie-ana Jones has won this one pretty handily. Basically every single callout is very funny while being able to be interpreted as the antag represented. Your prize will be given when I'm at a PC one(1) antag token for one of the antags you gave a funny name to.

[Cheshify]

You know what I'm gonna decide 2nd and 3rd place for midrounds antag tokens

[Cheshify]

Required

Traitor: Based
Heretic: Asshole with a knife
Wizard: Cosplayer
Cult: Religious bastards
Malf AI: IBM piece of shit
Revs: Double based
Nuke Ops: Nukies

Optional

Obsessed: Creep
Blob: Biomass
Revenant: Spooky ghost
Lone Op: Nukie (singular)
Space Dragon: Winged dickhead
Slaughter Demon: OH GOD CALL THE SHUTTLE
Abductors: Ayys
Paradox Clone: My own clone etc
Sentient Disease: Remove this from the game please
Clown Ops: Assholes
Other niche antags: Clock Cult - Either "Clockies" or "Gearheads".

Vekter's going to take second place with his funny antag callout suggestions.

[Cheshify]

Required

Traitor: Yell out the name of your favorite syndicate subfaction (SO AND SO IS AN MI13 OPERATIVE). Bonus points if they stop and argue with you about it
Heretic: [Person name} is practicing magic outside the chapel!
Wizard: Wizard's Federation "Diplomat"
Cult: Blood cultists
Malf AI: Doorshocking asshole is on the fritz again
Revs: Commies!
Nuke Ops: Gorlex raid

Optional

Obsessed: "Wow that's a weird looking brain trauma" (Metagaming this is lame)
Blob: Blob
Revenant: Ghost
Lone Op: See nuke op, alternatively just contractor
Space Dragon: Big lizor
Slaughter Demon: The wizard is a dick
Laughter Demon: The wizard is cool
Abductors: There is no callout for this one because I am insta stunned and slept for 10 minutes
Paradox Clone: the cooler daniel
Sentient Disease: I'm sick
Clown Ops: Honklear Operatives

And britgrenadier1 is going to take 3rd place, especially love that traitor callout.

[conrad]

Required

Traitor: Based
Heretic: Asshole with a knife
Wizard: Cosplayer
Cult: Religious bastards
Malf AI: IBM piece of shit
Revs: Double based
Nuke Ops: Nukies

Optional

Obsessed: Creep
Blob: Biomass
Revenant: Spooky ghost
Lone Op: Nukie (singular)
Space Dragon: Winged dickhead
Slaughter Demon: OH GOD CALL THE SHUTTLE
Abductors: Ayys
Paradox Clone: My own clone etc
Sentient Disease: Remove this from the game please
Clown Ops: Assholes
Other niche antags: Clock Cult - Either "Clockies" or "Gearheads".

Vekter's going to take second place with his funny antag callout suggestions.

Oh no

[Timonk]

Required

Traitor: Based
Heretic: Asshole with a knife
Wizard: Cosplayer
Cult: Religious bastards
Malf AI: IBM piece of shit
Revs: Double based
Nuke Ops: Nukies

Optional

Obsessed: Creep
Blob: Biomass
Revenant: Spooky ghost
Lone Op: Nukie (singular)
Space Dragon: Winged dickhead
Slaughter Demon: OH GOD CALL THE SHUTTLE
Abductors: Ayys
Paradox Clone: My own clone etc
Sentient Disease: Remove this from the game please
Clown Ops: Assholes
Other niche antags: Clock Cult - Either "Clockies" or "Gearheads".

Vekter's going to take second place with his funny antag callout suggestions.

Oh no

*Inhales*

[Vekter]

Vekter's going to take second place with his funny antag callout suggestions.

Oh pog, I can use that when I play one of my three rounds in 2024.

[WineAllWine]

Required

Traitor: Based
Heretic: Asshole with a knife
Wizard: Cosplayer
Cult: Religious bastards
Malf AI: IBM piece of shit
Revs: Double based
Nuke Ops: Nukies

Optional

Obsessed: Creep
Blob: Biomass
Revenant: Spooky ghost
Lone Op: Nukie (singular)
Space Dragon: Winged dickhead
Slaughter Demon: OH GOD CALL THE SHUTTLE
Abductors: Ayys
Paradox Clone: My own clone etc
Sentient Disease: Remove this from the game please
Clown Ops: Assholes
Other niche antags: Clock Cult - Either "Clockies" or "Gearheads".

Vekter's going to take second place with his funny antag callout suggestions.

Oh no

Regarding conrad...

[conrad]

Required

Traitor: Based
Heretic: Asshole with a knife
Wizard: Cosplayer
Cult: Religious bastards
Malf AI: IBM piece of shit
Revs: Double based
Nuke Ops: Nukies

Optional

Obsessed: Creep
Blob: Biomass
Revenant: Spooky ghost
Lone Op: Nukie (singular)
Space Dragon: Winged dickhead
Slaughter Demon: OH GOD CALL THE SHUTTLE
Abductors: Ayys
Paradox Clone: My own clone etc
Sentient Disease: Remove this from the game please
Clown Ops: Assholes
Other niche antags: Clock Cult - Either "Clockies" or "Gearheads".

Vekter's going to take second place with his funny antag callout suggestions.

Oh no

Regarding conrad...

I'LL GET TO IT OKAY