What theoretical SS13 Merch do you want?

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 7:29 pm #718346

For me, I would love a Nanotrasen or Syndicate themed lanyard. Heretic's become its own thing and I'm sure some people want to see stuff from that. Flavor traitors? Bounty hunters? Medieval Reality Simulation dome in real life? While I'm a big believer in Nanotrasen and Syndicate merch and in the past I've bought exactly those things, we should branch out a little more because SS13 is a lot of stuff.

zergking · Post by **zergking** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 8:00 pm #718349

Toy mechs

Post by **TheRex9001** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 8:02 pm #718351

A heretic pendent or some art for it would be dope, it already exists but some guy on redbubble made a really solid syndie duffle. I'd like to see maybe some changeling stuff? Not sure what though. A mothroach, nar'sie, and space carp plush would be up there for other stuff I'd like.

kinnebian · Post by **kinnebian** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 8:07 pm #718352

i want a rouny plush i would die for one

datorangebottle · Mon Jan 15, 2024 9:00 pm

nothing to wear publically, not sure i want to meet another ss13 player in public.
i could see a rouny plush or mech statue or something, i agree with some of those.
specifically a savannah-ivanov, they look cool as hell.

Post by **Vekter** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 10:42 pm #718363

Good wearable merch needs to both look good on its own but also be recognizable to other people. I'm not sure it's easy to get something along those lines that's related to SS13.

Post by **Cheshify** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 11:20 pm #718364

Lanyard or a keychain thing, something you can look at and be happy to see cool ss13 thing.

warbluke · Post by **warbluke** » Mon Jan 15, 2024 11:38 pm #718366

T-Shirt with a singularity sprite on it. Text optional.

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 1:23 am #718380

A device that remotely analyzes the CPU cycles of the server so it knows which nuke codes got generated

DrAmazing343 · Tue Jan 16, 2024 1:51 am

Keychain of golden Cap's ID would be pretty fucking awesome. Also, a Savannah-Ivanov statuette may actually be peak. Lanyards and stuff patterned with the NT/Syndie logos would be cool as hell too. Posters are also great but I feel like every SS13 thing I've seen that could be a poster isn't a poster I'd buy because it doesn't evoke the feeling.

kinnebian · Post by **kinnebian** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 2:15 am #718389

I would buy a patch of the tg logo

kinnebian · Post by **kinnebian** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 2:15 am #718390

also a patch of a rouny

Post by **Jackraxxus** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:05 am #718398

Lanyards sound cool
Also a Nanotrasen/Syndicate lapel pin

Post by **Cheshify** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:53 am #718402

Maybe some enamel pins

scamoppi · Post by **scamoppi** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 2:16 pm #718424

MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH
or alternatively they should make the ingame shark plushie a real thing

kinnebian · Post by **kinnebian** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 2:22 pm #718426

a pin of a clown/mime mask

conrad · Post by **conrad** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:52 pm #718430

GIB
SINDIE
DUFFEL
BAG

Post by **TheRex9001** » Tue Jan 16, 2024 4:41 pm #718431

conrad wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:52 pm GIB
SINDIE
DUFFEL
BAG

https://www.redbubble.com/i/duffle-bag/ ... 7680.TZ9LO
Can't speak to its quality or whatever, but it looks good

Itseasytosee2me · Wed Jan 17, 2024 5:24 pm

Certified pin hater here, give me cape with the NT logo on it.

technokek · Post by **technokek** » Wed Jan 17, 2024 5:30 pm #718499

TheRex9001 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 4:41 pm
conrad wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:52 pm GIB
SINDIE
DUFFEL
BAG
https://www.redbubble.com/i/duffle-bag/ ... 7680.TZ9LO
Can't speak to its quality or whatever, but it looks good

just saying that this shop is run by Naloac.

Also redbubble is garbage quality wise.

Wed Jan 17, 2024 5:37 pm

kawoppi wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 2:16 pm MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH
or alternatively they should make the ingame shark plushie a real thing

OMG, THEY MADE THE INGAME SS13 SHARK PLUSHIE A REAL THING. UNBELIEVABLE!!

Post by **dendydoom** » Wed Jan 17, 2024 7:07 pm #718506

i have a poster of mine and some other players' statics, you'd never guess it was anything to do with ss13 unless i told you. i really like understated references like that, so if i could get anything i wouldn't want it to just be branded with "SS13!!!" or whatever. this is kind of a lame example because it's such a well known franchise but when i was younger i used to want "NCC-1701-D" on everything.

a while ago i tried making "engineering manual" style diagrams of meta and delta but i couldn't get it how i liked it. then the maps kept getting tweaked and changed, so i gave up!

Constellado · Wed Jan 17, 2024 10:13 pm

Mothroach plush.

TG mug. Id buy it for charity.

IRL command cloaks.

scamoppi · Post by **scamoppi** » Wed Jan 17, 2024 11:07 pm #718527

Justice12354 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2024 5:37 pm
kawoppi wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 2:16 pm MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH
or alternatively they should make the ingame shark plushie a real thing
OMG, THEY MADE THE INGAME SS13 SHARK PLUSHIE A REAL THING. UNBELIEVABLE!!

:O !!!
yarr that beast looks big enough to capsize me ship
if only there be a meter long shark plush, purchasable for under 30 dubloons...

Post by **Misdoubtful** » Thu Jan 18, 2024 6:34 am #718546

Stickers/Pins/Buttons

Post by **Armhulen** » Thu Jan 18, 2024 7:34 am #718547

kawoppi wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 2:16 pm MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH
or alternatively they should make the ingame shark plushie a real thing

Dude if we're talking plushies... THE SLIME PLUSH.

saprasam · Post by **saprasam** » Thu Jan 18, 2024 9:49 am #718561

crack pipe

Thu Jan 18, 2024 10:14 am

I looked into getting Nanotrasen enamel pins, they'd be about £5 each if a decent amount of people wanted them

Post by **Dax Dupont** » Thu Jan 18, 2024 6:52 pm #718594

Carp and other plushies
Enamel pins
Challenge coins

Not-Dorsidarf · Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am

NT/syndicate/clown/mime pins would rock.

T shirt printed like a greyshirt outfit with ID and toolbelt might be cool.

DrAmazing343 · Fri Jan 19, 2024 12:07 am

I would love a professional grade Mothroach plush, actually, that would fucking rule

Critawakets · Post by **Critawakets** » Fri Jan 19, 2024 6:27 pm #718668

actual genuine "NO ERP" poster in real-life. i could get no bitches in style

as for something that'd take quite a bit of design work but would be neat, imagine having a supermatter LED lamp

Itseasytosee2me · Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:39 am

Critawakets wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 6:27 pm actual genuine "NO ERP" poster in real-life. i could get no bitches in style

as for something that'd take quite a bit of design work but would be neat, imagine having a supermatter LED lamp

brilliant idea, would you want it pixelated or a more realistic depiction of the poster.

Post by **Arcanemusic** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 9:56 pm #718815

Blood Cult Hoodie.

Post by **dragomagol** » Sun Jan 21, 2024 10:23 pm #718816

Dax Dupont wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 6:52 pm Carp and other plushies
Enamel pins
Challenge coins

All excellent suggestions, along with the Singulo button/keychain

kinnebian · Post by **kinnebian** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:22 am #718860

space carp / cayenne plush

kinnebian · Post by **kinnebian** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:24 am #718861

didnt someone in cm make a rouny plush design

Vile Beggar · Post by **Vile Beggar** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 1:31 pm #718866

kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 8:07 pm i want a rouny plush i would die for one

they real...

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 2:09 pm #718867

Vile Beggar wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 1:31 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 8:07 pm i want a rouny plush i would die for one
they real...

not a rouny
this is a human rouny crossbreed

Post by **dragomagol** » Mon Jan 22, 2024 11:01 pm #718912

Vile Beggar wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 1:31 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Mon Jan 15, 2024 8:07 pm i want a rouny plush i would die for one
they real...

Oh shit do you have the pattern?

Tue Jan 23, 2024 12:02 am

Armhulen wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2024 7:34 am
kawoppi wrote: ↑Tue Jan 16, 2024 2:16 pm MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH MOTH PLUSH
or alternatively they should make the ingame shark plushie a real thing
Dude if we're talking plushies... THE SLIME PLUSH.

That's literally just a stress ball

Vile Beggar · Tue Jan 23, 2024 12:40 am

dragomagol wrote: ↑Mon Jan 22, 2024 11:01 pm Oh shit do you have the pattern?

some guy from CM made it. doubt they actually have a pattern for it but i can always ask

Vile Beggar · Tue Jan 23, 2024 11:07 am

no luck unfortunately. they made it through sheer mindpower years ago and don't have a pattern for it

Post by **RaveRadbury** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 3:34 pm #718985

Clown and Mime enamel pins

Post by **dragomagol** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 7:56 pm #719013

Vile Beggar wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2024 11:07 am no luck unfortunately. they made it through sheer mindpower years ago and don't have a pattern for it

Rip, thanks for checking anyway o7

Post by **oranges** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 8:50 pm #719017

I dont want any theoretical ss13 merch i want real ss13 merch.

EmpressMaia · Post by **EmpressMaia** » Tue Jan 23, 2024 9:47 pm #719025

oranges plushie

Constellado · Post by **Constellado** » Wed Jan 24, 2024 3:15 am #719040

I really want ss13 merch. Especially if said money can go to running TTS.

Timonk · Post by **Timonk** » Wed Jan 24, 2024 2:28 pm #719063

Constellado wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2024 3:15 am I really want ss13 merch. Especially if said money can go to running TTS.

running what?

Constellado · Post by **Constellado** » Thu Jan 25, 2024 2:07 am #719121

Timonk wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2024 2:28 pm
Constellado wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2024 3:15 am I really want ss13 merch. Especially if said money can go to running TTS.
running what?

TTS. Ya know.
The text to speech.

Arch Te Te Arch!

(I cannot wait for it to come back.)