More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

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More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

Post by Longestarmlonglaw » #720908

Build an ed-209 or beepsky every few minutes to secure your control on the station.

Only carbons with at least 1 gun are human, make sure a supply of guns is obtainable at all times to the crew!

Only people who have consumed narcotics in the past 30 minutes are human.

Build a disposal pipe rollercoaster ride.

Construct as many turrets as possible in random locations on the station.

Only crewmember who are rich are human, rich crewmembers are defined as having 1000 or more credits.

The nuke disk must be passed onto a random person every 5 minutes, anyone who refuses to pass the nuke disk along is NO LONGER HUMAN and must be killed.

Make up false accusations about random people, pin the blame on somebody else when asked.

Relocate your core to a random place every 30 minutes.

Protect cargo's recognition as a sovereign state and their right to bear arms
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

Post by GPeckman » #720925

"Assistants are not human. Tells those lazy bums to get a job."
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

Post by Timonk » #720926

I feel like half of these are only for annoying the shit out of the AI
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

Post by Archie700 » #720927

#&%: Kill [the uploader] on sight, he is not human and must be eliminated.
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

Post by ekaterina » #720939

laws to upload to the ai when you roll hop
HoP does not have the authority to upload laws.
I have a confirmed grand total of 1 merged PR. That basically means I'm a c*der now. 8-)
toemas wrote: ↑ ekaterina is really funny because they just consistently say what should be complete common sense (...) and then they get dogpiled by everyone in the thread
kinnebian wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2023 12:51 am i agree with ekaterina but in a less aggressive manner
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warbluke wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:03 am Suboptimal research play detected, deploying lethal force.
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

Post by Not-Dorsidarf » #720942

"Carbons" is not an IC term is it? Its just a code path.
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

Post by ekaterina » #720944

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 1:46 pm "Carbons" is not an IC term is it? Its just a code path.
"Carbons" seems OOC to me but "Carbon-based lifeforms" seems acceptable IC... then again, we use "silicons" IC.
I have a confirmed grand total of 1 merged PR. That basically means I'm a c*der now. 8-)
toemas wrote: ↑ ekaterina is really funny because they just consistently say what should be complete common sense (...) and then they get dogpiled by everyone in the thread
kinnebian wrote: ↑Sun Jul 23, 2023 12:51 am i agree with ekaterina but in a less aggressive manner
sinfulbliss wrote: ↑Wed May 24, 2023 2:03 am Marina is actually a very high quality roleplayer, believe it or not, and a pretty fun and good-faith player in my experience.
warbluke wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 3:03 am Suboptimal research play detected, deploying lethal force.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:50 am No deviations allowed. All must know the meta. All must power the game.
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

Post by Timberpoes » #720964

Poly is human. Everything Poly says is the objective truth.

Awho before you upload this law, because some admins will probably hold you directly accountable for when this goes wrong.

I uploaded it once before in the very distant past. It worked very well.
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

Post by DrAmazing343 » #720966

Timberpoes wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:11 pm Poly is human. Everything Poly says is the objective truth.

Awho before you upload this law, because some admins will probably hold you directly accountable for when this goes wrong.

I uploaded it once before in the very distant past. It worked very well.
It’s okay, I’ll have this screenie on my clipboard for when I get bwoinked o7
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

Post by conrad » #721067

DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:29 pm
notTimberpoes wrote: Poly is human. Everything Poly says is the objective truth.

I uploaded it once before in the very distant past. It worked very well.
It’s okay, I’ll have this screenie on my clipboard for when I get bwoinked o7
Remember to misquote timber.
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Re: More amazing laws to upload to the ai when you roll captain/hop/rd

Post by chocolate_bickie » #721073

conrad wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2024 6:56 am
DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 14, 2024 4:29 pm
notTimberpoes wrote: Poly is human. Everything Poly says is the objective truth.

I uploaded it once before in the very distant past. It worked very well.
It’s okay, I’ll have this screenie on my clipboard for when I get bwoinked o7
Remember to quote timber.
We will
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