Moth Mommy Milkers Makes Moderation Madness Manifest

[RedBaronFlyer]

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[RedBaronFlyer]

no nut in the thread title

does this deduct or add points to the score

The alliteration as an aptly amiable alternative is affably artsy for me, but it’s still a about a 7/10 at best without nut.

You lot would have complained if I included it since I'd break the alliteration.

[Jacquerel]

first we gave felinds the ability to vore.
now moths the ability to lactate.
this means that each non-human species must have some cursed hidden ability and that ethereals, lizards, plasmamen will be the next in line to do something forbidden.

what will their secret move be?!

lizards will gain prehensile feet
plasmamen will be able to remove their own ribs
ethereals will become the only species that can piss

rib removal sounds awesome, not cursed

sounds like someone wants to suck themselves off

[iwishforducks]

first we gave felinds the ability to vore.
now moths the ability to lactate.
this means that each non-human species must have some cursed hidden ability and that ethereals, lizards, plasmamen will be the next in line to do something forbidden.

what will their secret move be?!

lizards will gain prehensile feet
plasmamen will be able to remove their own ribs
ethereals will become the only species that can piss

rib removal sounds awesome, not cursed

sounds like someone wants to suck themselves off

plasmamen dont have penises; boner is a misnomer, there aint no bones in that shit. they're skeletons. let them remove their own rib bones and toss them like ninja stars.

[Jacquerel]

first we gave felinds the ability to vore.
now moths the ability to lactate.
this means that each non-human species must have some cursed hidden ability and that ethereals, lizards, plasmamen will be the next in line to do something forbidden.

what will their secret move be?!

lizards will gain prehensile feet
plasmamen will be able to remove their own ribs
ethereals will become the only species that can piss

rib removal sounds awesome, not cursed

sounds like someone wants to suck themselves off

plasmamen dont have penises; boner is a misnomer, there aint no bones in that shit. they're skeletons. let them remove their own rib bones and toss them like ninja stars.

where do you think theyre putting the ribs after removing them

[iwishforducks]

plasmamen dont have penises; boner is a misnomer, there aint no bones in that shit. they're skeletons. let them remove their own rib bones and toss them like ninja stars.

where do you think theyre putting the ribs after removing them

oh my lord............

[DrAmazing343]

-snippin-

-my own damn snip-

You lot would have complained if I included [nut] since I'd break the alliteration.

100%. We love a Catch-22 <3

[MooCow12]

Free him

We had a very funny slavery gimmick a month ago.

[Scriptis]

we should just make it so that using a bucket on a moth puts the moth in the bucket like axolotl in a bucket in minecraft

[iwishforducks]

Free him

We had a very funny slavery gimmick a month ago.

......... ?

[MooCow12]

......... ?

Jemnor would capture other lizards and declare them as his property so I built hydroponics treys for them to work on and a wooden shack for them to sleep in.

[iwishforducks]

[EmpressMaia]

Can we lock this thread thx

[Indie-ana Jones]

How udderly repulsive.

[DaBoss]

But it's "weird" and "unrealistic" for chefs to start off with free milk from their goat. Really makes you think. Start putting two and two together. Activated almonds.

[conrad]

Though I treasure the tantalizing aliteratation, naught a nut's nestled in the name.

4/10

[TypicalRig]

But it's "weird" and "unrealistic" for chefs to start off with free milk from their goat. Really makes you think. Start putting two and two together. Activated almonds.

Pete is a male and therefore the milk isn't coming from Pete. It's well known lore that the roundstart milk is produced from the moth crew.

[Jacquerel]

Let it be said that I was against removing poor Pete's udders, but ultimately it was his choice whether to have the surgery

[kinnebian]

Milk Pun

[junkgle]

Milk Pun

not pun pun…

[oranges]

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/82348

[Istoprocent1]

Jemnor needs to be freed at least for this day/week and event. He believed in something and sacrificed everything for it.

[Donglesplonge]

in 7-12 days we will put behind us this silly debate over whether or not any of this was justified by simply attempting to figure out if life imitates art or if art imitates life



this shits gonna make me vomit i know it please never do this

[MooCow12]

darn i was gonna add the cow to the gene splicer so you could get udders and if you spliced wisdom cow you get whatever reagent wisdom cow generated.

[DaBoss]

in 7-12 days we will put behind us this silly debate over whether or not any of this was justified by simply attempting to figure out if life imitates art or if art imitates life



this shits gonna make me vomit i know it please never do this

You know this is an empty container, don't you?

[Donglesplonge]

in 7-12 days we will put behind us this silly debate over whether or not any of this was justified by simply attempting to figure out if life imitates art or if art imitates life



this shits gonna make me vomit i know it please never do this

You know this is an empty container, don't you?

then i'll simply lick the inside of the container, i'm getting my moneys worth

[Donglesplonge]

and yes i did in fact not know this was an empty can, but i'm not about to let an empty can stop me from figuring out this age old question



someones gotta put in the work science doesn't

[Kendrickorium]

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=35970

10/10 peanut title

this is what takes the gold people get with the program

also whats wrong with milking for moth milk how else are you going to get it???

draining???

[Dax Dupont]

I don't like any of this

[TypicalRig]

darn i was gonna add the cow to the gene splicer so you could get udders and if you spliced wisdom cow you get whatever reagent wisdom cow generated.

moocow please make the pr just so I can see the replies. I beg

[Archie700]

WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE

[iwishforducks]

this thread is being milked to death

[MooCow12]

He was banned for his divine utterings.

[RedBaronFlyer]

personally I think it's udderly ridiculous that you guys are accusing this of being milked. If you really do think that's happening then you should lactate one specific example of this. Personally I don't have any beef with any legen-dairy puns being made. But I know that it takes some time for any subtle puns to land, sometimes taking an obs-curd amount of time.. Still you could probably skim the thread and find a few, surely? I'm not the biggest fan of said puns since they tend to be a bit cheesy.

[conrad]

I'm cowering in fear in the absolute steer this thread took directly into puns.

This whole milk thing was a misteak. It behooves us as sensible adults to moove away from this childish bullshit.

[MooCow12]

You like milking cows don't you, youre a cow milker.

[iwishforducks]

You like milking cows don't you, youre a cow milker.

you are going to be on the missing section of the milk cartons