Strongest sexual assaulter comes back to diagnose christianity

[Timonk]

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=36054
Archie, are you christian? please answer

[AsbestosSniffer]

I am BEGGING this person to ask for a headmin review, it'd be too entertaining.

[RedBaronFlyer]

This is amazing.

[Imitates-The-Lizards]

Truly the drought is over

[DrAmazing343]

THE APPEALS KEEP GETTING WORSE HOLY FUCKING SHIT WILL THE PUNCHES EVER STOP COMING??? THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE FLOOD

[Justice12354]

I think Archie is a christian... Maybe even a robbie... Possibly a jonathan

[DrAmazing343]

Jonathon Gupta is the son of Christ. He will usher in a new era of blood and glory for /tg/.

[PapaMichael]

Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"

[gameaddict07]

I AM ALPHA MAN!!!
I AM SO LOVE YOU!!!
FELL MY LOVE!!
OHH OUU OHHH UHH OHH AAHHH!!!

[Timonk]

Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"

there is a reason why i included HTML incident in my ban appeal issues table. my eyes are bleeding...

[Justice12354]

Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"

I feel like bigots no longer surprise us tbh... Asking if the handling admin is a christian as their sole response is far more original and entertaining

[Dax Dupont]

What the fuck am I reading

[gameaddict07]

Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"

I feel like bigots no longer surprise us tbh... Asking if the handling admin is a christian as their sole response is far more original and entertaining

I think he's just trying to assert that he is TOTALLY STRAIGHT therefore it cant be ERP because he's STRAIGHT and he pretended to have sex with a MAN so its OK

[Justice12354]

Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"

I feel like bigots no longer surprise us tbh... Asking if the handling admin is a christian as their sole response is far more original and entertaining

I think he's just trying to assert that he is TOTALLY STRAIGHT therefore it cant be ERP because he's STRAIGHT and he pretended to have sex with a MAN so its OK

That gives me narcissist vibes: "If I didn't mean for it to hurt you, why are you hurt? I couldn't have possibly meant for it to actually hurt you!"

[NoxVS]

Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"

I feel like bigots no longer surprise us tbh... Asking if the handling admin is a christian as their sole response is far more original and entertaining

Bigots are uninteresting and everywhere. All the admins have dealt with them, and this guy is pretty tame in comparison to the worst of them. I wasn't even a full admin by the time I had to handle a guy spamming a KKK song except they had "cleverly" made it about lizards.

"I don't even support LGBT people" damn bro, you and literally every other middle schooler we've banned because their "complex and subtle" sense of humor is edgy = funny

[Jacquerel]

Everyone is focusing on the christian thing and ignoring that his appeal says that he "only fucks with girls" and "doesn't even support LGBT people"

I feel like bigots no longer surprise us tbh... Asking if the handling admin is a christian as their sole response is far more original and entertaining

I think he's just trying to assert that he is TOTALLY STRAIGHT therefore it cant be ERP because he's STRAIGHT and he pretended to have sex with a MAN so its OK

no guys its fine im not gay i only pretend to be online in video games

[MrStonedOne]

the characters they assaulted were women thou?

or that was my understanding.

is this a no women on the internet thing? implying the players were men?

or do they think erp is in general a gay thing to do?

Its all bait none the less.

[Blacklist897]

dendy says what we all are feeling

[NecromancerAnne]

I AM ALPHA MAN!! sounds like a great brain damage line

[Archie700]

Archie, are you a Christian?

This is now my signature.

[Archie700]

OHH OUU OHHH UHH OHH AAHHH!!!

[NoxVS]

dendy says what we all are feeling

I wish they added a +1 from all the headmins for it, would have been funny to see

[Jonathan Gupta]

Jonathon Gupta is the son of Christ. He will usher in a new era of blood and glory for /tg/.

Jonathon Gupta is christ, please ask my son Jonathan Gupta

[Vekter]

lol owned

[EmpressMaia]

Urban him then have an admin make fun of him on his first reconnection then ban him again

[Scriptis]

Jonathon Gupta is christ, please ask my son Jonathan Gupta

o lord jhohny gupto, i beseech thee, please stop killing the peasants

[Jonathan Gupta]

Jonathon Gupta is christ, please ask my son Jonathan Gupta

o lord jhohny gupto, i beseech thee, please stop killing the peasants

BEHOLD! ONE OF YE NEWLY EXECUTEES! WE SHALL YARNISH HIS NAME AND NEVER UYYER Iy AGAIN! UyyERING THE DEADS NAMES WILL SUMMON YHEIR EVIL SPIRITS LEADING TO THE REVOLT ON MY REIGN!

HEAR YE HEAR YE FIVE CALLS OF HIS LAST NAME! WHERE yE LANDS HE SHALL ROAM WILL BE DESTINED FOR YARNISH!

[Constellado]

holy shit.

that appeal is deranged.

[Blacklist897]

"I AM SO LOVE YOU!"

[Archie700]

In short, it was written in my Valentine to do EPP in dormitories and I organized a massive naked party in dormitories, and then we were blown up with a grenade. Now it seems strange to me, but then everyone was doing some bullshit, fucking this Valentine's Day should be removed altogether

Translation, he kidnapped two people, dragged them to dorms, then proceeded to do ERP until someone blew his head off with a pistol for it.

[Timonk]

In short, it was written in my Valentine to do EPP in dormitories and I organized a massive naked party in dormitories, and then we were blown up with a grenade. Now it seems strange to me, but then everyone was doing some bullshit, fucking this Valentine's Day should be removed altogether

Translation, he kidnapped two people, dragged them to dorms, then proceeded to do ERP until someone blew his head off with a pistol for it.

are you a christian though

[EmpressMaia]

Oh also can we forward this appeal to all the other major servers admins

[MrStonedOne]

Thanks to public permabans other servers have already mirrored that ban.

[Timonk]

Thanks to public permabans other servers have already mirrored that ban.

Yea but can you tell us if Archie is a Christian though

[Justice12354]

I saw Archie at church yesterday... I think Archie is a Christian

[AsbestosSniffer]

Archie is actually His Holiness in the flesh, thank God we live in such enlightened times™

[Drag]

I AM ALPHA MAN!! sounds like a great brain damage line

Holy shit you're right, coders get on this

[Donglesplonge]

terry really stepped up this fiscal quarter with notable rule 8 related shenaniganry

hope manuel can secure the next quarter on the top of the bracket

[MrStonedOne]

I AM ALPHA MAN!! sounds like a great brain damage line

Holy shit you're right, coders get on this

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/82710

[MrStonedOne]

i'm tempted to edit the pr and give it the random chance to say over radio

[DrAmazing343]

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/82710

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING BASED MSO

[Archie700]

Archie is actually His Holiness in the flesh, thank God we live in such enlightened times™

POV: Thy just posted sex on mine hallowed grounds.

[MrStonedOne]

https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/82710

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING BASED MSO

anybody could have done that.

i just did a search on github for brain damage strings to find the code the read the brain damage lines so i knew what file they were stored in, and then i went back to the github main page, browsed to that file, hit the pen icon in the corner to edit the file, and added the , to the end previous line and added the line.

[Yobrocharlie]

Mahn