Additional Suicide Methods
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Additional Suicide Methods
Having had a minor quest to find as many ways to commit suicide as possible, I've been disappointed a few times by items that lack their own unique suicide message. So I have some suggestions for more. (apologies if any of these are already covered)
Chainsaw: Chopping your own head off. (there's precedent: http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html)
Cleaver: Similar to Chainsaw, or at least slicing your own throat.
Cyborg Left/Right arm: Activate the arm and make it strangle you to death.
C4: Activate and then swallow the C4, gibbing yourself. Deviates from the formula a bit, but it IS a traitor item.
Cryptographic Sequencer: (or whatever the emag is officially called) Read the card too closely, causing your brain to explode.
Book: Read intently and seriously, and immediately die of boredom.
Bottle of Vodka: Down the entire contents of the bottle, deliver a dramatic, incomprehensible monologue in Finnish, then keel over dead.
Tablet computer: Read nasty comments on social media, and die from shock.
Pills, possibly Crayons, other small objects: Shove them up your nose, quickly causing death from brain injuries and/or suffocation.
Chainsaw: Chopping your own head off. (there's precedent: http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html)
Cleaver: Similar to Chainsaw, or at least slicing your own throat.
Cyborg Left/Right arm: Activate the arm and make it strangle you to death.
C4: Activate and then swallow the C4, gibbing yourself. Deviates from the formula a bit, but it IS a traitor item.
Cryptographic Sequencer: (or whatever the emag is officially called) Read the card too closely, causing your brain to explode.
Book: Read intently and seriously, and immediately die of boredom.
Bottle of Vodka: Down the entire contents of the bottle, deliver a dramatic, incomprehensible monologue in Finnish, then keel over dead.
Tablet computer: Read nasty comments on social media, and die from shock.
Pills, possibly Crayons, other small objects: Shove them up your nose, quickly causing death from brain injuries and/or suffocation.
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
Half of those already exist afaik.
Anyway.
Suiciding with a kebab should delete you and the kebab.
Anyway.
Suiciding with a kebab should delete you and the kebab.
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
What would we need another C4 suicide for? No raisin?
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
Suicide with an intelicard should make you bash your head in trying to transfer your mind to it.
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1% chance to actually succeed and to become an AI with the name you started the round with.
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
Wow, this actually sent? My internet shat itself sideways yesterday, I didn't think it went through.
Wasn't sure if there was a C4 one, apologies then.
Toolbelt and similar belts you should be able to hang yourself with, if you can't already. Maybe jackets too.
Wasn't sure if there was a C4 one, apologies then.
Toolbelt and similar belts you should be able to hang yourself with, if you can't already. Maybe jackets too.
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
What happened to the good old tossing oneself out of the nearest airlock?
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
It's not inconvenient enough for everybody else around you.Lumbermancer wrote:What happened to the good old tossing oneself out of the nearest airlock?
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
There is no captain's rapier seppaku which is inexcusable
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
People will still just use the old egrille in front of bridge "suicide", that just so happens to sometimes kill everyone else around them :^)Saegrimr wrote:It's not inconvenient enough for everybody else around you.Lumbermancer wrote:What happened to the good old tossing oneself out of the nearest airlock?
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
>no double esword suicide
Man.
Man.
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
i should point out that adding custom suicides to items is actually really easy, and if anybody wants to get into coding it's a nice place to start
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
How can that not involve removing every single limb you have?Archie700 wrote:>no double esword suicide
Man.
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
Make traitor item suicides a "last resort"
Duel esword: chop of every limb off youself and everyone around you
Emag: every thing on the screen gets emaged and you explode the size of an ied
Addrenals: you stab them into your eyes and start boogieing, giving everyone around you serious brute damage and a bad disease because of your "sick moves"
Syndie bomb: suicide bomb... duh
Revolver/ sketch: shoot everyone on screen then blow your brains out.
No slips: you perma lube all floors on screen
Duel esword: chop of every limb off youself and everyone around you
Emag: every thing on the screen gets emaged and you explode the size of an ied
Addrenals: you stab them into your eyes and start boogieing, giving everyone around you serious brute damage and a bad disease because of your "sick moves"
Syndie bomb: suicide bomb... duh
Revolver/ sketch: shoot everyone on screen then blow your brains out.
No slips: you perma lube all floors on screen
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
Some of those seem a bit much, especially given traitors can have an objective to die. Downgrade perma lube to splashing space lube and it might well be funny enough.
Suicide stimpack effect with guaranteed death at the end? ...actually that might make for a fun traitor item in itself.
Suicide stimpack effect with guaranteed death at the end? ...actually that might make for a fun traitor item in itself.
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
look around you and think creatively
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
Soda can suicide: swallow the entire can, choke to death.
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
Suicide with a PDA by tapping the battery lightly until it explodes something something samsung reference
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
Hand tele is notably lacking a suicide method. Some kind of creative telefrag? Splinching your head from your body?
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
make it teleport all your organs to the destinationProfessor Hangar wrote:Hand tele is notably lacking a suicide method. Some kind of creative telefrag? Splinching your head from your body?
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
Also all of your blood.Armhulen wrote:make it teleport all your organs to the destinationProfessor Hangar wrote:Hand tele is notably lacking a suicide method. Some kind of creative telefrag? Splinching your head from your body?
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
can you kick yourself to death with a severed foot yet
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Re: Additional Suicide Methods
Make it randomly teleport your body parts and worn items to all beacons in range.Professor Hangar wrote:Also all of your blood.Armhulen wrote:make it teleport all your organs to the destinationProfessor Hangar wrote:Hand tele is notably lacking a suicide method. Some kind of creative telefrag? Splinching your head from your body?
Suicide with a bluespace crystal should probably be chewing on it, resulting in the head getting teleported away and the body remaining.
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