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Make lizards blow up at randomITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Sad elegy
Highly suitable for use in funerals
Highly suitable for use in funerals
- calzilla1
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Whoisthere wrote:Make lizards blow up at random
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Give the clown a slowly growing resistance to stuns so that if security harasses him too much he becomes immune to their tasers and batons.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
reactive honk armor, when you get slipped six times you get stun immunity for ten seconds
- DemonFiren
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Similarly, give mimes the ability to improve their use of the invisible wall, lowering its cooldown, allowing the mime to pass through and eventually reflecting incoming fire.Davidchan wrote:Give the clown a slowly growing resistance to stuns so that if security harasses him too much he becomes immune to their tasers and batons.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
I like how you say this like I won't slip the clown on his own soap/pda/banana peel over and over again to get around thisDavidchan wrote:Give the clown a slowly growing resistance to stuns so that if security harasses him too much he becomes immune to their tasers and batons.
e: Also the clown is defacto punching bag.
Really sticking to the thread title there.DemonFiren wrote:Similarly, give mimes the ability to improve their use of the invisible wall, lowering its cooldown, allowing the mime to pass through and eventually reflecting incoming fire.Davidchan wrote:Give the clown a slowly growing resistance to stuns so that if security harasses him too much he becomes immune to their tasers and batons.
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- Screemonster
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Combining a supermatter shard with the teslaball should set off a resonance cascade that turns the teslaball and its lightning green and makes it spawn hostile mobs stationwide at an increasing rate until either the teslaball is bombed or the round ends
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
wrong threadcalzilla1 wrote:Whoisthere wrote:Make lizards blow up at random
Voted best trap in /tg/ 2014-current
- Davidchan
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Add a new robotics traitor item that allows them to turn a welding tank into a suicide bomber bot.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Allow BSAs built on the station to fire at the station on the other server.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Why does it have to be Traitor only!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Davidchan wrote:Add a new robotics traitor item that allows them to turn a welding tank into a suicide bomber bot.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Mining should get a pet rock
I code for the code project and moderate the code sections of the forums.
Feedback is dumb and it doesn't matter
Feedback is dumb and it doesn't matter
- Screemonster
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
wrong threadMisterPerson wrote:Mining should get a pet rock
- Anonmare
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Let robo factories convert dead bodies into cyborgs, those with no associated ckey or a client who has logged out will be rejected of course.
Also increase robo factory power cell size to 7.5k.
There, now a lot less people will complain about no stuns/restraints if a corpse is fine too.
Also increase robo factory power cell size to 7.5k.
There, now a lot less people will complain about no stuns/restraints if a corpse is fine too.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
^wrong thread
Make monkies path to banana and replace engine with a labor mill of monkies trying to get bananas
Make monkies path to banana and replace engine with a labor mill of monkies trying to get bananas
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- Screemonster
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
give robofactory borgs the option of choosing fucked-up surgical abominations as skins like the things out of virus and moontrap
- Armhulen
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
I'll sprite a rock with a smile on it later today if I canScreemonster wrote:wrong threadMisterPerson wrote:Mining should get a pet rock
- Davidchan
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
It should have a 'use' command to flip it over and have an angry side too.Armhulen wrote:I'll sprite a rock with a smile on it later today if I canScreemonster wrote:wrong threadMisterPerson wrote:Mining should get a pet rock
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- Davidchan
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Crafting weapons to turn the mime's baguette into a concealed weapon. Add a metal rod (or few) to make it a beat stick shaped like bread, add a module receiver, atmos pipe an igniter and some wire to make it into an ghetto shotgun.
Syndicate Working Man's assassination kit: Blue collar Professional's Toolbelt!
A Sketchin Conversion kit that makes the pistol look like a welder.
A syndicate crowbar that conceals a knife/blade.
Wire cutters that can be collapsed into two throwing knives.
A wrench that functions as a one use stunprod. (battery in the handle.)
Garrote wire coil.
A screwdriver with a hidden parapen in the handle.
And of course the AI detector (would be better as some C4 disguised as a multitool but what evs)
Syndicate Working Man's assassination kit: Blue collar Professional's Toolbelt!
A Sketchin Conversion kit that makes the pistol look like a welder.
A syndicate crowbar that conceals a knife/blade.
Wire cutters that can be collapsed into two throwing knives.
A wrench that functions as a one use stunprod. (battery in the handle.)
Garrote wire coil.
A screwdriver with a hidden parapen in the handle.
And of course the AI detector (would be better as some C4 disguised as a multitool but what evs)
Law 0: Secborg din do nuffin.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Now sec checks need to be even more thoroughDavidchan wrote:Crafting weapons to turn the mime's baguette into a concealed weapon. Add a metal rod (or few) to make it a beat stick shaped like bread, add a module receiver, atmos pipe an igniter and some wire to make it into an ghetto shotgun.
Syndicate Working Man's assassination kit: Blue collar Professional's Toolbelt!
A Sketchin Conversion kit that makes the pistol look like a welder.
A syndicate crowbar that conceals a knife/blade.
Wire cutters that can be collapsed into two throwing knives.
A wrench that functions as a one use stunprod. (battery in the handle.)
Garrote wire coil.
A screwdriver with a hidden parapen in the handle.
And of course the AI detector (would be better as some C4 disguised as a multitool but what evs)
I don't play often but when I do I'm Kyp Astar normally a sec role unless I'm bored and go assistant.One person on this planet wrote:Wow you're funny and original Eous
- Screemonster
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
defeating sec checks is the entire fucking point of concealed stealth antag devices
- ThanatosRa
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
if I knew how to sprite i'd probably do lycra jumpsuits
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
- MrEousTranger
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
But if those were a thing metagamey sec would have to test all their shit.Screemonster wrote:defeating sec checks is the entire fucking point of concealed stealth antag devices
I don't play often but when I do I'm Kyp Astar normally a sec role unless I'm bored and go assistant.One person on this planet wrote:Wow you're funny and original Eous
- Screemonster
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
explain how making metagaming validhunters' lives harder is a bad thing
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Allow wire coils to whip from a distance with max ranged based on the size of the coil, a full coil should whip out to the length of a KA.
- DemonFiren
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Make Lexorin deadlier.
Then add a specialised chemical that counters it, but garbles any text you read (think monkey).
Call it dyslexorin.
Then add a specialised chemical that counters it, but garbles any text you read (think monkey).
Call it dyslexorin.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Add an Amnesia:Dark Descent sanity meter that slowly declines as you spend time in darkness, see blood and dead bodies and other horrific shit. Lose of sanity not only affects your vision, causing you to hallucinate but can result in loss of character as you will randomly drop and sob uncontrollably or lash out at the nearest person or thing if your sanity bar drops too much, though being exposes to certain bad things might make your character run away instictively, such as a blood demon rising from a glowing pool of blood in an otherwise dark and overrun hallway. AI and borgs must do everything in their power to prevent sanity loss while things like having good meals, chocolate, candy and listening to good music or spending time in environments not covered in blood, vomit and bodies will slowly increase your sanity back to normal.
The clown would have a lower maximum sanity but would also be more resistant to sanity losses, and seeing a clown slip or pull harmless (literally harmless, pie throwing, honking other people or other dumb shit) could boost the sanity of people around them as they lighten the mood. Controversially, a blood soaked clown with a chainsaw or knife stabbing monkeys and people alike would make everyone's sanity in the area drop like a brick.
The clown would have a lower maximum sanity but would also be more resistant to sanity losses, and seeing a clown slip or pull harmless (literally harmless, pie throwing, honking other people or other dumb shit) could boost the sanity of people around them as they lighten the mood. Controversially, a blood soaked clown with a chainsaw or knife stabbing monkeys and people alike would make everyone's sanity in the area drop like a brick.
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This isn't actually half bad, just a pain to code.
I think.
I think.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Around the mime your sanity doesn't go up or down no matter what happens
- Anonmare
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Remove Hulk weaken immunity, they're still immune to tasers but not disablers
.t Salty
.t Salty
- Armhulen
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Remove geneticists
.t saltier
.t saltier
- calzilla1
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Armhulen wrote:Remove geneticists (aka the most useless job( that includes the clown and mime))
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy
do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
calzilla1 wrote:Armhulen wrote:Remove geneticists (aka give yourself all powers every round and then buy emps and check to see if the AI is rogue through space... every round)
- Davidchan
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
In all seriousness I never understood why Hulk was permanent. It should be toggeable with a rage meter or something that counts down till they revert and needs to recharge before they can transform again. Should also burst off their clothing and make various tasks impossible like healing.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Make it involuntary, it ticks up when they take damage/stuns/slips and ticks down over time.
slipping on the clown PDA should be especially infuriating
slipping on the clown PDA should be especially infuriating
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
An insanity system could actually be kind of neat and spooky. Piggy backing on that idea being in maint for prolonged periods of time could cause a sort of claustrophobia. Basically if you're in there too long you start seeing some spooky hallucinations like tunnel clowns drenched in blood wielding fire axes, masked assistants with bolas and spears, lockers that open up on their own to reveal hacked up limbs and mutilated corpses, or maybe eyes and faces appearing on the walls. Not having a light source on you causes the hallucinations to kick in much faster and appear a lot more frequently. The good news is that the effects could quickly be alleviated by leaving maint.
Engineers and clowns would be extremely resilient to claustrophobia since engineers would be trained to work in confined spaces and because the clown is well, the clown.
Engineers and clowns would be extremely resilient to claustrophobia since engineers would be trained to work in confined spaces and because the clown is well, the clown.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
The clown spawns fully insane
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Clowns are also trained to work in confined spaces: clown cars.
- Armhulen
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
wizard spell that just drives people fucking crazy
- Davidchan
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Curse of the cluwne does that.
Ei nath makes dead chat crazy too.
Ei nath makes dead chat crazy too.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
>instant fireballDavidchan wrote:Curse of the cluwne does that.
Ei nath makes dead chat crazy too.
sometimes always mad
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
If a ling gets 15 absorptions, give them the option to become a blob.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
A disease that makes you age rapidly.
Graying hair.
Slower
You drop items
Cures
Eternal youth
Have someone make a cure
Graying hair.
Slower
You drop items
Cures
Eternal youth
Have someone make a cure
I don't play often but when I do I'm Kyp Astar normally a sec role unless I'm bored and go assistant.One person on this planet wrote:Wow you're funny and original Eous
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Letting C4 and X4 be placed into creampies for piebombs. Would be funny.
oranges wrote:pork, the nondescript, commoner king, literally so stealth you could just your normal name in OOC and nobody would know, long may he reign as the secret commander
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Mobile drilling platform! Like a Janicart, but for miners! It is a drive-able vehicle with a large drill bit which can pierce the heavens lavaland wastes! It is useful for drilling long, straight lines or allowing a miner to wield different items while digging! Attach an ore box to the back for auto-ore gathering! A mining laser upgrade from R&D allows it to drill fast enough for uninterrupted movement. Maybe even slot your pAI into it for autopiloting?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
That'd be pretty fun, and of course if it hits megafauna they aggro on you.
Sad elegy
Highly suitable for use in funerals
Highly suitable for use in funerals
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
I'd like some more automatic mining equipment, mine bots just pick up mats they don't actually mine. So a big drill that goes along just drilling in a big line would be neat.
- Davidchan
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Minebots can mine, if you get the ai upgrade. Course you're reliant on a ghost who wants to work with ya. Otherwise they are basically pAIs that can fight.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Lets not get too crazy in adding scifi to our magic fantasy in our space atmos simulator. /s
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