ShadowDimentio wrote:Conversion: Have fun getting that stunned guy to a rune before he chelps/wakes up
Sec: Have fun getting that stunned guy to a cell before his buddies maul you
Murder: Have fun getting that stunned guy away from sec before they kill you, and have extra double fun getting that ling corpse to the incinerator/gibber before they wake up, EMP scream, monkey form and bail
Saving: Have fun getting that dying guy to medbay before he dies
Following: Have fun getting around with your buddy and never getting lost when him pulling you slows you both to a crawl
Literally the entire game, and you've actually failed to read your own thread because Kor already covered this multiple times over.
And nobody will do this because It's a shit idea that actually nobody wants that fixes something that nobody complained about (an absurd rarity in this game) and adds a UNGODLY workload to whatever coder would PR this because it'd be THEIR job to fix all of the above issues that got broken to shit by the change.
So you're saying what we're proposing will cause people to fight over bodies instead of turbodragging them the length of the station with just a flash or a baton and no counterplay? Gee whiz SD. Its like this is intentional.
Cult: You shouldn't be papering people in a visible public hallway anyway so that's on you. Removing headsets during the stun/mute should already be standard practice, so again, on you. Get good.
Sec: This is literally only an issue in rev and it works both ways. They can't just snag the guy you're arresting and speed off down the hallway. Sec should already be working in concert to handle revs. Further, the revs can't just single stun the captain and zip him off from the brig to the escape wing while Officer Clueless watches on helplessly, forever unable to catch the guy dragging the fully armored captain's 200lbs+ girth with both hands full of weapons.
Murder: So you're saying that the discussion about this dunking lazy murderboning would work? A+ glad we're on the same page. Code and merge immediately.
Lings: Lings are intentionally hard to keep down by design and have gone through several levels of design iteration. Again, sec should be working as at least a pair to put the ling away for good, not just some solo hero zipping up the hallways dualweilding weapons.
Med: Now, I'm going to propose a really crazy idea, but what if instead of speed dragging your buddy to medbay to toss him into cryo you called medbay for help instead? You know, the guys who are supposed to heal people? I understand they have roller beds and medical supplies they can use to save your buddy. I know you're allergic to dealing with doctors because you've said as much in other threads where you whine about things you can't self-heal with a bruisepack, but that's not anyone else's problem. Everyone gets a free epipen including your dying buddy. Use it and call for help from people with the tools, materials and job to do so.
Following: "I can't keep track of a guy because he moves to quickly." Literally what. 1) Both of you are likely standing so there's no "dragging" involved here. You're two uncuffed, standing people. There's no reason for a slowdown to be applied to this so why is this even included? 2) Maybe you could, ideas man here, talk to your buddy to figure out where you're going?
And then you just repeat yourself. I'm starting to think there's merit to the "If SD hates something it has to be a good idea" meme.