ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Post by **Togopal** » Fri May 12, 2017 3:55 am #292639

Bottom post of the previous page:

Anonmare wrote:Buildable advanced stun batons

Die

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Fri May 12, 2017 3:57 am #292640

Togopal wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Buildable advanced stun batons
Die

>not wanting to give every sec officer a loyalty-pinned advanced baton
ISHYGDDT

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Fri May 12, 2017 4:22 pm #292787

what if assistants had 5 spawn locations just in space

Wulfe_L · Post by **Wulfe_L** » Fri May 12, 2017 8:24 pm #292927

Changing the "human/monkey" gene on lizardpeople and catpeople should turn them into lizards and cats, respectively. (And vis versa, of course: this is inspired by a failed attempt to use Genetics to help someone who was turned into a lizard by a Staff of Change.)

Post by **Armhulen** » Fri May 12, 2017 8:27 pm #292928

A mad scientist lab deep in lavaland that has a changeling frozen in a cryotube, it has the objectives of a slaughter demon

added bonus: if there's other changelings on the station the mad science lab will have other broken cryo tubes

Screemonster · Sat May 13, 2017 11:49 pm

Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself

the "die a glorious death" of hijacks

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Mon May 15, 2017 3:42 pm #293842

Tunnel Carp Syndrone, as stolen from ma44. A disease that, at stage 3, causes your hands to become carp teeth. At stage 5, they detach, becoming full, hostile Space Carp!

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Mon May 15, 2017 3:52 pm #293847

Screemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself

the "die a glorious death" of hijacks

Ive done this before its fun as fuck especially on "Oh, hi daniel"

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon May 15, 2017 5:01 pm #293875

Screemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself

the "die a glorious death" of hijacks

i'll fucking do it

i'm crazy

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Tue May 16, 2017 2:01 am #294196

Qbopper wrote:
Screemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself

the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
i'll fucking do it

i'm crazy

I DARE YOU IN GOOFBALL SIZED TEXT

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue May 16, 2017 2:04 am #294199

Gun Hog wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Screemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself

the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
i'll fucking do it

i'm crazy
I DARE YOU IN GOOFBALL SIZED TEXT

tm

YES I GOT THE GET

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue May 16, 2017 2:39 am #294207

Gun Hog wrote:
Qbopper wrote:
Screemonster wrote:Add a "crash this station with no survivors" objective that requires nobody be on the escape shuttle at the end, not even yourself

the "die a glorious death" of hijacks
i'll fucking do it

i'm crazy
I DARE YOU IN GOOFBALL SIZED TEXT

I had to censor line 4

D&B · Post by **D&B** » Tue May 16, 2017 4:27 am #294258

Make weapons have damage dice rolls.

So extinguishers can have 1d5, dual esword can have 4d10, batons can have 2d3, and so on.

Dr_bee · Post by **Dr_bee** » Tue May 16, 2017 10:03 am #294306

D&B wrote:Make weapons have damage dice rolls.

So extinguishers can have 1d5, dual esword can have 4d10, batons can have 2d3, and so on.

you posted in the wrong thread, that sounds awesome.

Screemonster · Tue May 16, 2017 11:05 am

Make bees have a 0.1% chance every shift of reading off the entire bee movie script every time they emote instead of buzzing

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Tue May 16, 2017 5:44 pm #294491

D&B wrote:Make weapons have damage dice rolls.

So extinguishers can have 1d5, dual esword can have 4d10, batons can have 2d3, and so on.

april fools was a month ago damnnit

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu May 18, 2017 7:42 pm #295657

Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Thu May 18, 2017 7:50 pm #295668

DemonFiren wrote:Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)

Literally Bay

Post by **Togopal** » Thu May 18, 2017 8:01 pm #295693

InsaneHyena wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)
Literally Payday 2

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu May 18, 2017 8:03 pm #295697

DemonFiren wrote:Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)

like that one source mod... css scifi? I think? that was cool

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu May 18, 2017 8:04 pm #295698

Togopal wrote:
InsaneHyena wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:Batoning/tasering/teslaing/generally electrically stunning someone who is holding a gun should result in that gun being repeatedly and randomly discharged in the direction the target is facing (in the short period between the stun impacting and dropping the person, that is, during the zap/twitch animation.)
Literally Payday 2

this man understands

also, literally bay would mean checking for whether the target had help intent on because help intent = safety

Reyn · Post by **Reyn** » Thu May 18, 2017 10:09 pm #295819

Give the curator a really weak random spell

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Thu May 18, 2017 10:56 pm #295862

Reyn wrote:Give the curator a really weak random spell

give the curator a box and if he opens it up his face melts

Screemonster · Thu May 18, 2017 11:45 pm

is there a holy grail ruin in lavaland yet

Post by **Togopal** » Thu May 18, 2017 11:47 pm #295939

Qbopper wrote:
Reyn wrote:Give the curator a really weak random spell
give the curator a box and if he opens it up his face melts

The box in his backpack will suffice

One Seven One · Sun May 21, 2017 1:44 am

New Event: Alternate Universe
Every tile and object on the station is replaced with a random tile or object temporarily.

Suddenly all of the carpets become lava.
Suddenly all of the metal walls become plasma.
Suddenly every loaf of bread made by the chef becomes gatfruit.
Every one of security's stun guns suddenly become wands of death.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 23, 2017 10:01 am #297539

Give male lizards dewlaps.

Spoiler:

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Tue May 23, 2017 11:28 am #297554

I look forward to DemonFiren posts! Keep those pictures coming!

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 23, 2017 11:37 am #297557

Gun Hog wrote:I look forward to DemonFiren posts! Keep those pictures coming!

all right, then
remove the restrictions on very dark colours so we can have literal liggers

Tokiko2 · Post by **Tokiko2** » Wed May 24, 2017 4:38 am #298131

The numbers in a monkey's name should do a special thing.

Monkeys like #1, #666 or #1000 should have special sprites or names or whatever.

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed May 24, 2017 5:03 am #298151

SPRITE THE DEMON MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Limey · Post by **Limey** » Wed May 24, 2017 7:09 am #298193

420 monkey hehehe

Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Wed May 24, 2017 7:13 am #298195

a gae bolg replica

Remie Richards · Wed May 24, 2017 1:03 pm

Tokiko2 wrote:The numbers in a monkey's name should do a special thing.

Monkeys like #1, #666 or #1000 should have special sprites or names or whatever.

Monkey #1 should be an albino monkey with spiky hair and a pair of NODROP red shorts.
Monkey #666 should have a goatee or devil horns (or both)
Monkey #1000 should have a tuxedo, tophat and monocle.
Monkey #404 should be mostly invisible.
Monkey #420 should spawn with a NODROP ambrosia leaf.

Remie Richards · Wed May 24, 2017 1:09 pm

There were some good ones in the past 2 pages, might have to implement them.

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed May 24, 2017 2:07 pm #298330

#528 should have a NODROP halo and wings

Remie Richards · Wed May 24, 2017 2:09 pm

I don't get it.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 24, 2017 2:46 pm #298342

All I found on the subject is this thing.
[youtube]9PRV6w6VJbc[/youtube]

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed May 24, 2017 2:47 pm #298344

Meme gorrilla's death date

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 24, 2017 2:50 pm #298350

but that's 26.05.

Professor Hangar · Wed May 24, 2017 2:51 pm

Never enough suicides. We need more suicides. By violin, by emag, by advanced release grenade.

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed May 24, 2017 2:52 pm #298353

DemonFiren wrote:but that's 26.05.

No, it was may 28
Also, ITS MONTH/DAY

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 24, 2017 2:55 pm #298356

well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression

Remie Richards · Wed May 24, 2017 2:56 pm

the accepted forms are:
28.05.2016 (DD/MM/YYYY)
Or:
2016.05.28 (YYYY/MM/DD)

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed May 24, 2017 2:58 pm #298358

DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression

Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed May 24, 2017 3:11 pm #298362

calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.

Thank you, captain america.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed May 24, 2017 3:12 pm #298363

Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
Thank you, captain america.

MUSH

Post by **Togopal** » Wed May 24, 2017 3:15 pm #298366

>May 28th, 2016
>The 28th of May in 2016
>2016, May 28th

Why can't we just all get along?

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed May 24, 2017 3:17 pm #298369

Togopal wrote:>2016, May 28th

Why can't we just all get along?

come on now, that doesn't even

I mean that is just a disgrace

Swindly · Post by **Swindly** » Wed May 24, 2017 3:22 pm #298376

But it does progress logically.

12 months, 31 days, infinity years

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed May 24, 2017 3:22 pm #298377

Swindly wrote:But it does progress logically.

12 months, 31 days, infinity years

america is good america is great