ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Post by **Armhulen** » Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:41 am #344785

Bottom post of the previous page:

Nilons wrote:if you wanna spend 20 minutes doing reps you should get like a 10 damage punch and crowbar hands lets be real here

I'm so tempted to code this

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:50 am #344786

Armhulen wrote:
Nilons wrote:if you wanna spend 20 minutes doing reps you should get like a 10 damage punch and crowbar hands lets be real here
I'm so tempted to code this

nothing's holding you back other than probably oranges

Nilons · Post by **Nilons** » Sun Oct 08, 2017 2:22 am #344790

Armhulen wrote:
Nilons wrote:if you wanna spend 20 minutes doing reps you should get like a 10 damage punch and crowbar hands lets be real here
I'm so tempted to code this

Right? If I knew how to code ill do it and if you point in the right direction I will

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:37 pm #344883

Anonmare wrote:Make external airlocks proper airlocks, complete with cycling and their own air supply to replenish anything lost between openings.

We have this in Toxins. It does not work very well. Improve it first, then add it to more stuff.

1g88a · Post by **1g88a** » Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:39 am #346245

Deadliest Warrior, a bunch of themed combatants from across time and/or space (undead, owned by the devil, unfrozen by a NT-owned tv network, whatever) show up on the station and the last one standing (or with the most kills by the time the shuttle arrives) gets some sort of reward to play around with until the round ends.

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Thu Oct 12, 2017 1:59 pm #346269

give everyone an esword at roundstart

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:11 am #346557

huehuehue wrote:give everyone an esword at roundstart

as with most of your other suggestions this is the most mindless tripe i've seen on the forum in a long time
unlike most of your other suggestions this one didn't even have any imagination put into it

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Oct 16, 2017 2:12 am #347484

Add the stretchkin as a possible random syndie loot, it's like a stetchkin but big

Post by **Armhulen** » Mon Oct 16, 2017 4:35 am #347509

Anonmare wrote:Add the stretchkin as a possible random syndie loot, it's like a stetchkin but big

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megatiger78 · Post by **megatiger78** » Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:56 pm #347660

Replace changeling absorb with vorecode

remove all other antags

remove anything that can kill changelings

1g88a · Post by **1g88a** » Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:46 pm #347858

A mode that's a cross between Xeno and Blob where a Marker appears on the station, giving off an insanity field and able to convert people into necromorphs, which unlike the cooperative xenos, necros compete over corpses to further develop themselves, though if the Marker is destroyed all the necromorphs melt into flesh soup.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:24 am #348128

add dullahans but when their head detaches its liket hat orb race that oranges proposed

1g88a · Post by **1g88a** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 6:53 am #348132

Allow chameleon clothing to make it appear like you're missing limbs/your head so that people can try to play dead (obviously they'd still appear alive/unharmed upon closer examination).

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:52 pm #348322

Puddles of acid should dissolve shoes when crossed. Currently, such puddles are entirely harmless. Puddles created by uranium or radium should irradiate mobs when crossed.

Gamarr · Post by **Gamarr** » Fri Oct 20, 2017 3:00 am #348735

Flies get a slight toxin resistance/actual increased healing from them. It takes a lot of vomit to be fed really and it'd be nice if the flypeople really could just live off of what amounts to as garbage.
Or maybe ability to eat actual garbage/trash.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Fri Oct 20, 2017 11:41 pm #349100

Add butts as organs
Add butt removal surgery
Add butt bots
Add officer buttskys, so you can tell security what you really think of them

bman · Post by **bman** » Mon Oct 23, 2017 3:06 pm #349830

nuclear authentication dick, placing it in the nuke plays a hentai moan sound then bans you for erp

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:23 pm #349858

let us construct flaming swords out of rods and welders

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Mon Oct 23, 2017 4:53 pm #349864

emergency roleplayer team
they come whenever the station is in dire need of bay-tier roleplaying or when erp is reported

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:34 pm #349871

so they're always on, then
given that it takes bay-tier to counterbalance the kind of shit you see today

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:12 pm #349882

Emergency Comedy Team - A squad of highly trained clowns equipped with the latest in pranking technology to entertain stations in terrible need of it - unfortunately, all the funny clowns are busy so you get these jokers instead.

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:44 pm #349913

doesn't paradise have something similar to that
https://nanotrasen.se/wiki/index.php/Honk_Squad

Post by **Togopal** » Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:40 pm #350220

Monkies remember their predecessors allegiances from previous rounds and will automatically attack those who attacked them in previous rounds and will fight for those who helped them in previous rounds

BeeSting12 · Post by **BeeSting12** » Tue Oct 24, 2017 4:51 pm #350230

Togopal wrote:Monkies remember their predecessors allegiances from previous rounds and will automatically attack those who attacked them in previous rounds and will fight for those who helped them in previous rounds

Admin PM from Urist McMonkeyKiller --> BeeSting12: WTF MONKEY 106 METAGRUDGING ME

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Wed Oct 25, 2017 4:46 pm #350624

sextuple energysword
so powerful it kills anything in 1 hit, but it can only be used for 1-2 seconds before it shuts off from overheat

Post by **Togopal** » Wed Oct 25, 2017 5:01 pm #350637

Last head of staff in Revolution is given the permanent effects of a blood contract

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Wed Oct 25, 2017 5:32 pm #350642

The last head of staff standing in a revolution (except if they were the only head of staff to start with) should get a buff for as long as he remains the only Head of staff that makes him tremendously more powerful in melee.

Rip and tear

Post by **Togopal** » Wed Oct 25, 2017 5:47 pm #350647

Anonmare wrote:The last head of staff standing in a revolution should get a buff for as long as he remains the only Head of staff that makes him tremendously more powerful in melee.

Rip and tear

Fixed

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:05 pm #350654

Actually I once prayed to become blood bottled as the last head and actually won the round

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:21 pm #350684

Add ducks and turkeys as animals mobs.

Add the Turducken as a cooking recipe

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:37 am #350852

Remove roundstart cat options from only one server and then refuse to put them back when asked

FrozenGuy5 · Post by **FrozenGuy5** » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:14 am #350889

Takeguru wrote:Remove roundstart cat options from only one server and then refuse to put them back when asked

there was a poll on that if you did your research!!

Post by **Togopal** » Thu Oct 26, 2017 1:48 pm #350912

FrozenGuy5 wrote:
Takeguru wrote:Remove roundstart cat options from only one server and then refuse to put them back when asked
there was a poll on that if you did your research!!

Owned

Y0SH1M4S73R · Post by **Y0SH1M4S73R** » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:08 pm #350970

Add a ghostrole ruin to lavaland that spawns a naked, augmented clock golem called Ningne. Ningne is literally Ratvar and the player whose ckey is associated with Ningne's mind will possess the actual Ratvar object if the cuckcult summons him. Guess why he's called Ningne

Screemonster · Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:28 am

add bunnypeople

the only job they are allowed to have is the hop

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:29 am #352483

fortunately anonmare isn't admeme anymore

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Wed Nov 01, 2017 11:43 pm #352982

The clown shield

! Almost totally useless for actual combat, as it has no armor values and a 0% block chance. Instead, when struck, it makes a high-volume, random annoying noise (both hand-held horns

, the blob hit noise, Xeno hissing

, e-sword noise

, slip noise

, etc). However, this 'shield' has an EVEN MORE annoying secret! It has a 1% chance of triggering a HONK BLAST, the same as the mech one. This blast also affects the wielder!

SpaceInaba · Post by **SpaceInaba** » Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:08 am #352990

putting krav gloves in a blender and then pouring the result on a bandana will give you the basics of cqc

Y0SH1M4S73R · Post by **Y0SH1M4S73R** » Thu Nov 02, 2017 3:19 pm #353173

I just came up with a real stinker of a shitty idea.

LOOT BOXES

Donations are replaced with microtransactions. For every dollar you donate to the server, you get one loot box associated with your ckey. At any time during any round, you can choose to open one of your loot boxes, which will drop several weighted random items. Common items would be really basic things like morsels of food and basic medical supplies. Uncommon items would be basic equipment like toolbelts, cuffs, flashes, and armor vests. Rare items would be things like EVA gear, insulated gloves, cyber implants, and advanced tools like the hand drill, jaws of life, and experimental welder. Epic items would be things like stun batons and head-of-staff specific items (that aren't possible steal objectives). Legendary items would be antag-specific items, steal objective items, and guns.

You'd actually have to be a fucking idiot to think that I'm proposing this idea in earnest. Loot boxes are literal cancer and this post is meant to demonstrate that.

EvilJackCarver · Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:09 am

If implemented, this is probably going to end up being one of those things every sane person ever disables at roundstart. With the recent radiation update, Geiger counters now have a ticker in them, meaning as you go into irradiated areas, you hear it start to click. However, some Geiger counters have an alarm that sounds if the radiation levels it detects is over a certain pre-set threshold (the only one I've heard was a two-tone high-low beep).

What if we added a user-configurable high-radiation alarm? It'd draw attention to a down user in a high-radiation zone, such as out in a hall during the rad storm or by the Supermatter, and would annoy the fuck out of everyone setting up the Supermatter properly. The user would be able to change the threshold at which it sounds (which ideally would be about midway between the -med and -hi .ogg thresholdds at roundstart) as well as disabling/enabling it. Alt-click resets the dosimeter, so it would have to be rigged to verbs in the object tab/right-click menu or UI settings.

Disclaimer: Please do not drive into irradiated areas like the people in the video did without proper protective equipment and training. The people in the video linked most likely contaminated their clothes and car, at the very least.

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Fri Nov 03, 2017 12:32 pm #353501

If the ash ligger count goes over 15 then every accelerator becomes an m16 and when the mining shuttle departs it plays it aint me

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Fri Nov 03, 2017 5:16 pm #353579

New traitor item for atmos techs: dirty bomb mix. Simply put, it's a canister containing some super secret chemical compound or some shit. On its own it doesn't do much. If you were to just release it into the atmos loop on its own it'd probably make people throw up but that's about it. When added to a bomb mix however it creates a dirty bomb that has all sorts of wonderful effects. The area around the blast zone becomes contaminated and causes radiation damage to anyone in it. It also causes clouds of caustic chemicals to linger inside the blast zone that melts anything and anyone it comes in contact with. The amount of clouds and size of the surrounding contamination zone would scale with the size of the explosion.

Needless to say it'd be an endgame weapon. Number 1: the atmos tech would have to have access to a bomb mix set up. Number 2: the canister it'd be in would be conspicuous as fuck so the set up would have to be done somewhere safe from prying eyes or at least transferred to a less suspicious canister

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:47 pm #353812

Decrease the x-ray rifles burn damage to 5, double the amount of radiation it inflicts on someone and give it a scope with x-ray vision. If EMP'd, will discharge a moderate amount of radiation in a 4-tile radius centered on the rifle and contaminate anyone or anything in that area.

The Advanced Energy Gun is turned into a conversion kit and will convert a taser/disabler/advanced taser/e-gun/laser into an Advanced Energy Gun, the adv. e-gun will no longer be rechargeable with an inducer, if EMP'd, roll a dice - if dice is 70 or below, minor malfunction, discharge a minor amount of radiation and stop recharging for 15 seconds. If 71-90, amajor malfunction occurs causing the gun discharge a small 3-tile radius of high radiation centered on the gun and electrify it for 2 minutes (anyone without shock-protection holdign the gun will be electrified while holding it). If 91 or higher - the gun explodes (equivalent to a C4 blast) and releases a critical dose of radiation in a 7 tile radius centered on the explosion.
Applying it to the captain's gun or the HoS's gun will not turn them into adv guns but they will gain their properties without the EMP vulnerability (captain's laser gains tri-firing mode and HoS gun starts recharging).

Y0SH1M4S73R · Post by **Y0SH1M4S73R** » Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:30 pm #353853

Anonmare wrote: The Advanced Energy Gun is turned into a conversion kit and will convert a taser/disabler/advanced taser/e-gun/laser into an Advanced Energy Gun.

Interesting idea, as it encourages inter-department cooperation with sec providing the guns to be upgraded or cargo ordering laser crates for security to unlock to provide guns to be upgraded.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:16 am #353899

make it so if you disable all antags in your preferences it tells admins that you're a good player

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:43 am #353901

validhunting is more fun anyway

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Sun Nov 05, 2017 4:57 pm #354022

DemonFiren wrote:validhunting is more fun anyway

delet this

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Sun Nov 05, 2017 5:26 pm #354044

DemonFiren wrote:lizardhunting is more fun anyway

huehuehue · Post by **huehuehue** » Sun Nov 05, 2017 6:11 pm #354064

give the user of an x-ray rifle x-ray vision
have it make them hulk
make the rifle the only weapon they can use
increase damage and range

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Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:38 pm #354386

Re-work sleepers so that they don't automatically synthesise most forms of chemicals, they instead only synthesise medicines that are stabilisers or treat specific, non-harmful kinds of damage.

Sleepers now function like chemical tanks and can hold an amount of chemicals that is determined by their matter bins. Upgrading the matter bins allows them to hold more chemicals while upgrading the manipulators allows them to synthesize more advanced chemicals at the following levels:-

Tier 1
Epinephrine
Salbutamol
Saline-Glucose
Morphine

Tier 2
Oculine
Inacusiate
Potassium Iodide

Tier 3
Mannitol
Mutadone
Ephedrine

Tier 4
Omnizine (Because bluespace deserves reward)
Penetic Acid
Atropine

Sleepers also become hackable with different wires controlling different things.
Power wire - Should be obvious
Safety Limiter wire - Prevents more than 20u of a chemical from being injected, pulsing this wire will toggle the limiter and cutting it will disable it until repaired
Emergency release wire - Pulsing will make the sleeper click but otherwise does nothing, cutting this wire will prevent patients from escaping easily (they have to resist out)
Chemical Safety wire - Pulsing this wire will play an error sound. Cutting this wire will allow non-medicine chemicals to be added.

Emagging the sleeper will automatically override 3 of those wires in addition to scrambling menu like it normally does.

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:41 pm #354387

would be a good idea but forcing people into cryo or using the limited medical kits is a meh idea

would mean doctors have to rely on chemists which can be hit or miss

too good of an idea for this thread though

actually nvm it doesn't have the ear damage healing chem 0/10