spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
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spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
it's kind of neat to spawn them around the station, but when most of all assistants want to head towards their storage and grab the goodies it starts with, it becomes annoying
it was always fun watching all the assistants spawn and start robusting each other over the gloves, belt, and multitool. this game needs more laugh-out-loud moments like that, they're what make playing it fun
it was always fun watching all the assistants spawn and start robusting each other over the gloves, belt, and multitool. this game needs more laugh-out-loud moments like that, they're what make playing it fun
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
spawn all assistants* in assistant storage jesus i'm illiterate
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
I agree with this idea, but only if assistant storage is supposed to refer to the gulag. If assistant storage is referring to primary tool storage this is a bad plan.
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
i think it's supposed to refer to the incineratorEagleWiz wrote:I agree with this idea, but only if assistant storage is supposed to refer to the gulag. If assistant storage is referring to primary tool storage this is a bad plan.
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
i used to play a lot of assistant and the mess in primary tool storage was just plain annoying, not a fan
this game has enough problems with many people in small areas at once, intentionally reversing the change so this happens again seems backwards to me
this game has enough problems with many people in small areas at once, intentionally reversing the change so this happens again seems backwards to me
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
it was a rite of passage for every assistant to spawn in the same room, majority of them scrambling for tools in the room while others ran into maintenance to grab the static-spawn sunglasses and other misc gear.Qbopper wrote:i used to play a lot of assistant and the mess in primary tool storage was just plain annoying, not a fan
this game has enough problems with many people in small areas at once, intentionally reversing the change so this happens again seems backwards to me
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
I used to be so fucking good at getting the toolbelt first
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
On a serious note this is not a FPS, we do not need to balance spawn locations so everyone has the same shot at getting the gloves.
Although if we do this and then ban people who instigate fights over the insuls that would deal with a good chunk of the worst elements.
Although if we do this and then ban people who instigate fights over the insuls that would deal with a good chunk of the worst elements.
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
yes it was but it was also dumb and the real smart people would leave to get the good shit from aux tool storageMMMiracles wrote:it was a rite of passage for every assistant to spawn in the same room, majority of them scrambling for tools in the room while others ran into maintenance to grab the static-spawn sunglasses and other misc gear.Qbopper wrote:i used to play a lot of assistant and the mess in primary tool storage was just plain annoying, not a fan
this game has enough problems with many people in small areas at once, intentionally reversing the change so this happens again seems backwards to me
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
I like the current spawn system. if you want your grubby hands on something you either ask or steal (on your own risk).
but actually just spawn them inside lockers instead. thats where they belong
but actually just spawn them inside lockers instead. thats where they belong
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
[youtube]RUQlst1CHnY[/youtube]Qbopper wrote: this game has enough problems with many people in small areas at once, intentionally reversing the change so this happens again seems backwards to me
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
seriously like goddamn dude the best way to get a toolbelt is to say "hey, roboticist, can I snag that spare belt?" and then they throw it at you and you save their life when they're getting killed and everyone has a good timeLimey wrote:I like the current spawn system. if you want your grubby hands on something you either ask or steal (on your own risk).
but actually just spawn them inside lockers instead. thats where they belong
lmfaoDax Dupont wrote:[youtube]RUQlst1CHnY[/youtube]Qbopper wrote: this game has enough problems with many people in small areas at once, intentionally reversing the change so this happens again seems backwards to me
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
tbh it adds to the chaos of what ss13 is supposed to be, a paranoia-filled chaotic mess where the only way out is through the inevitable escape shuttle that has to happen every single round
its silly and that's ok, and it's not that big a deal to give admins a job, is it? that's what they are there for
its silly and that's ok, and it's not that big a deal to give admins a job, is it? that's what they are there for
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
We are not here to have the game generate arbitrary problems for us to deal with, no.
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
>assistants butchering each other is a problem
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
the game already generates problems you have to deal with, it's why there's an adminhelp in the first place. crazy, i know.Cobby wrote:We are not here to have the game generate arbitrary problems for us to deal with, no.
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
So why do you think I should just get over it when you've already said this WILL cause more problems than what I currently have to deal with?Poorman wrote:the game already generates problems you have to deal with, it's why there's an adminhelp in the first place. crazy, i know.Cobby wrote:We are not here to have the game generate arbitrary problems for us to deal with, no.
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
all assistants deserve to suffer so I want this
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
haha what the fuck is a toolbelt like greyshit just get a tray from a lathe hahaQbopper wrote:seriously like goddamn dude the best way to get a toolbelt is to say "hey, roboticist, can I snag that spare belt?" and then they throw it at you and you save their life when they're getting killed and everyone has a good time
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
"paranoia-filled"Poorman wrote:tbh it adds to the chaos of what ss13 is supposed to be, a paranoia-filled chaotic mess where the only way out is through the inevitable escape shuttle that has to happen every single round
its silly and that's ok, and it's not that big a deal to give admins a job, is it? that's what they are there for
This is facilitated how by spawning 40 people in a close space to shove around?
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
The paranoia actually comes from the fact that a head rev could potentially spawn as an assistant in that pile and suddenly you have 40 round-start revolutionaries.cedarbridge wrote:"paranoia-filled"Poorman wrote:tbh it adds to the chaos of what ss13 is supposed to be, a paranoia-filled chaotic mess where the only way out is through the inevitable escape shuttle that has to happen every single round
its silly and that's ok, and it's not that big a deal to give admins a job, is it? that's what they are there for
This is facilitated how by spawning 40 people in a close space to shove around?
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
To be honest whenever this happened it was actually incredibly fucking hilariousMMMiracles wrote:The paranoia actually comes from the fact that a head rev could potentially spawn as an assistant in that pile and suddenly you have 40 round-start revolutionaries.cedarbridge wrote:"paranoia-filled"Poorman wrote:tbh it adds to the chaos of what ss13 is supposed to be, a paranoia-filled chaotic mess where the only way out is through the inevitable escape shuttle that has to happen every single round
its silly and that's ok, and it's not that big a deal to give admins a job, is it? that's what they are there for
This is facilitated how by spawning 40 people in a close space to shove around?
one time it did and also coincidentally the captain came over at roundstart to say hi to the assistants and announce a competition for the spare ID. he got fucking SWARMED. ive never seen so many people scramble to beat one person to death at once. he was gone in seconds.
i miss it
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
it is impossible to feel more pity and sympathy for a person than a head revolutionary who gets pushed down and has his flash stolen before managing to convert a single personMMMiracles wrote:The paranoia actually comes from the fact that a head rev could potentially spawn as an assistant in that pile and suddenly you have 40 round-start revolutionaries.cedarbridge wrote:"paranoia-filled"Poorman wrote:tbh it adds to the chaos of what ss13 is supposed to be, a paranoia-filled chaotic mess where the only way out is through the inevitable escape shuttle that has to happen every single round
its silly and that's ok, and it's not that big a deal to give admins a job, is it? that's what they are there for
This is facilitated how by spawning 40 people in a close space to shove around?
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
*a cmo who starts to say hello to their medbay colleagues at roundstart and gets wordlessly killed by one of them
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
we call that euthanasiaimblyings wrote:*a cmo who starts to say hello to their medbay colleagues at roundstart and gets wordlessly killed by one of them
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
Isn't random assistant spawn legit a paprika holdover
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
so are limited-range tasers
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
-takes a drag on a cigarette-
those were the days kid
you'd have 30 bloodthirsty assistants all pop into existence at once.
you ever seen a man's skull caved in by a toolbox?
a warzone. people pushed onto tables, screwdrivers finding their way into people's chests, fists flying and blood soaking the floor.
once you struggled free from the frothing mob, you'd wait till it dispersed, tool storage picked clean, before finally dragging the 5 or 6 innocents caught in the mess to cloning
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war never changes
those were the days kid
you'd have 30 bloodthirsty assistants all pop into existence at once.
you ever seen a man's skull caved in by a toolbox?
a warzone. people pushed onto tables, screwdrivers finding their way into people's chests, fists flying and blood soaking the floor.
once you struggled free from the frothing mob, you'd wait till it dispersed, tool storage picked clean, before finally dragging the 5 or 6 innocents caught in the mess to cloning
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war never changes
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
I actually find this funny now sorry for being a hardass earlier pls do this.
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
Spawn all assistants in the engine. Also, create an engine that runs on the gibs of assistants. Engineers can be given access to animal control gear and round up the assistants that join after round start for more fuel.
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Re: spawn all assistance in assistant storage again
Do we need to bring up /vg/'s corgi powered supermatter?ChefOdDish wrote:Spawn all assistants in the engine. Also, create an engine that runs on the gibs of assistants. Engineers can be given access to animal control gear and round up the assistants that join after round start for more fuel.
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