ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Screemonster · Wed Feb 17, 2021 9:49 am

Bottom post of the previous page:

add that gun from psycho-pass that detects whether or not you are malicious and make it tase people if they have attack logs and gib them if they're antags

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Thu Feb 18, 2021 9:49 am #591149

Add karma (or readd, your choice)

CDranzer · Post by **CDranzer** » Fri Feb 19, 2021 3:56 pm #591600

amogus EVA suits

Mickyan · Post by **Mickyan** » Thu Mar 18, 2021 4:40 pm #595854

Spraypainting an ethereal in the face should change their light color

Screemonster · Sat Mar 20, 2021 11:14 am

add fishing rods that you can tie to an object and then hide in a locker and the rod twitches if someone picks up the bait and you can yank it out of their hands

if you attach it to food and they eat it then they get hooked in the mouth and you can yank them over to you and knock them over

wesoda25 · Post by **wesoda25** » Sat Apr 10, 2021 3:38 am #597739

Dexterity potions

Post by **Misdoubtful** » Sat Apr 10, 2021 4:24 am #597741

Space-tan lotion, UV tanning.

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Sat Apr 10, 2021 12:17 pm #597750

Screemonster wrote:add fishing rods that you can tie to an object and then hide in a locker and the rod twitches if someone picks up the bait and you can yank it out of their hands

if you attach it to food and they eat it then they get hooked in the mouth and you can yank them over to you and knock them over

How did I miss this brilliant idea
I was just thinking of the old cartoon gag where someone would put a dollar bill on a fishing rod and trick a greedy character into chasing it down the street.
Given how space wind is a thing, it might actually trick people

Post by **Mothblocks** » Sat Apr 10, 2021 1:54 pm #597753

put it on the disk during ops

Krypo · Post by **Krypo** » Sat Apr 10, 2021 7:58 pm #597764

add cargo space coin mining, needs proper cooling or else it fucking explodes or some shit
you can sell mined space coin on the space coin market, which fluctuates in value over the round (could be random, could be dependent on in game events [and should be affected by crab-17]). the market allows you to also invest, making potential big moners for the boys in yellow to buy krokodil with (as they do)

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Sat Apr 10, 2021 9:10 pm #597770

Krypo wrote:add cargo space coin mining, needs proper cooling or else it fucking explodes or some shit
you can sell mined space coin on the space coin market, which fluctuates in value over the round (could be random, could be dependent on in game events [and should be affected by crab-17]). the market allows you to also invest, making potential big moners for the boys in yellow to buy krokodil with (as they do)

Cargo used to have a stock market feature.
It got removed because it was too powerful, apparently.
Probably for the best, since it's better that cargo makes money by interacting with the station anyway.

Krypo · Post by **Krypo** » Sat Apr 10, 2021 9:20 pm #597771

Farquaar wrote:
Krypo wrote:add cargo space coin mining, needs proper cooling or else it fucking explodes or some shit
you can sell mined space coin on the space coin market, which fluctuates in value over the round (could be random, could be dependent on in game events [and should be affected by crab-17]). the market allows you to also invest, making potential big moners for the boys in yellow to buy krokodil with (as they do)
Cargo used to have a stock market feature.
It got removed because it was too powerful, apparently.
Probably for the best, since it's better that cargo makes money by interacting with the station anyway.

problem is on low pop you dont really interact with the station (cause fuck bounties apparently), this could be a cool idea due to the management and work put in to mine and sell coin also because it sounds cool i dont kno

Screemonster · Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:12 am

Timonk wrote:Tornadium sounds like a pokémon or a chemical in a crafting recipe in a roguelike

literally add this chemical

boosts the air pressure on a tile up into the MPa range while keeping the air mix/temperature the same, then let space wind handle the consequences

edit: or just deletes all air on a tile and let atmos do the same, or first one then the other

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:41 am #598153

first person

Kassori · Post by **Kassori** » Thu May 06, 2021 4:27 am #599532

double ended stun batons, they're just a regular baton, but you do desword spins while using it.

Screemonster · Thu Jun 10, 2021 4:55 pm

a new kind of rare arcade machine to go with mediborg's amputation adventure

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:27 am #602597

emergency defib mounts in public places

Jonathan Gupta · Fri Jun 11, 2021 2:54 am

cacogen wrote:emergency defib mounts in public places

aka dorms 4

Fri Jun 11, 2021 9:57 am

cacogen wrote:emergency defib mounts in public places

craftable makeshift defibs that you build from cables and iron rods

jam it into an apc and stab the wires into somebody to try to defib them

shocks them and does burn damage based on the apc charge/powernet but resusciates them

Farquaar · Post by **Farquaar** » Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:24 pm #602678

Make a clown car available for purchase in the backstage vending machine for 1000 credits

Jonathan Gupta · Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:55 pm

Farquaar wrote:Make a clown car available for purchase in the backstage vending machine for 1000 credits

5k atleast.

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:52 am #602753

Farquaar wrote:Make a clown car available for purchase in the backstage vending machine for 1000 credits

finally a real use for money

Mon Jun 14, 2021 2:48 pm

ingame gatcha game accessible via tablets/laptops/civilian consoles

2000 ingame credits for a pull, terrible rates, a large number of characters to get

send them on quests that take 20mins irl time and you have to be alive to finish the quest or they dont get exp

persists between rounds

technokek · Post by **technokek** » Mon Jun 14, 2021 5:25 pm #602936

Kassori · Post by **Kassori** » Mon Jun 14, 2021 8:49 pm #602946

Spears should have an extra tile of range, since that's what a spear is for.

Pandarsenic · Post by **Pandarsenic** » Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:21 am #606259

Change the Crafting>Clothing tab into Crafting>Moth Food

sinfulbliss · Post by **sinfulbliss** » Mon Jul 12, 2021 2:45 am #606579

Okay, ready for this banger?
Gateway is closed and exile implants are kind of useless now BUT WHAT IF,
there was a SUPER GULAG?
it's like gulag except it's IMPOSSIBLE to escape, and it's just like a big white room with empty toolboxes and medkits so when they get bored enough they just kill each other with them
you cant leave NO MATTER WHAT because exile-like "super gulag" implants and you only get THREE SUPER GULAG implants per round so you have to choose wisely

also it would have a public camera console people could watch it on for fun

Tue Jul 13, 2021 7:06 pm

sinfulbliss wrote:Okay, ready for this banger?
Gateway is closed and exile implants are kind of useless now BUT WHAT IF,
there was a SUPER GULAG?
it's like gulag except it's IMPOSSIBLE to escape, and it's just like a big white room with empty toolboxes and medkits so when they get bored enough they just kill each other with them
you cant leave NO MATTER WHAT because exile-like "super gulag" implants and you only get THREE SUPER GULAG implants per round so you have to choose wisely

also it would have a public camera console people could watch it on for fun

have you considered simply killing them for a similar result

wesoda25 · Post by **wesoda25** » Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:54 pm #608133

Station trait where nanotrasen recruited a band of mercenaries to cut back on security costs. Comes in russian, syndicate, biker gang, and mountain man flavors.

EuSouAFazenda · Tue Jul 20, 2021 11:51 pm

New computer: Extrastation Communication.
With this console, you can post on the forums in-game. However you HAVE to post in-character otherwise you get banned both in-game and from the forums.

Addust · Post by **Addust** » Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:22 pm #613109

14358217345097243095 syndicate lavalands connected to each other, encompassing a Z-level. there's also one leading to the station, creating a multi-Z-level structure

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:05 am #613163

wesoda25 wrote:Station trait where nanotrasen recruited a band of mercenaries to cut back on security costs. Comes in russian, syndicate, biker gang, and mountain man flavors.

actually worth adding

FantasticFwoosh · Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:28 am

Frostpunk map, where the engine is a couple of heat exchange pipes over lowest third lavaland third layer, with a station built atop itself vertically in the middle of a Icebox volcanic crater.

The disposals go straight to a var edited super-lava-pit room, which is full of conveyor belts to doom your plushies.

atomic1fire · Post by **atomic1fire** » Sun Sep 05, 2021 3:04 am #613921

Enchanter: A discount wizard for people who want to be a chill wizard but not get shot on sight by security.

Basically someone who's mere existance should annoy the chaplain, can chill with Curator, break cult toys when they're not being called a satanist by the chaplain and do unspecified research with magic.

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Sun Sep 05, 2021 4:16 am #613924

Rohen_Tahir · Post by **Rohen_Tahir** » Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:53 pm #614558

-1 (negative one) threat dynamic "gamemode": riot control exercise.
Announced to everyone close to the beginning of the round or when arriving on the shuttle. The station is split into three teams:
- Everyone not mentioned below - Wins by exporting Ian on the supply shuttle. Everyone in the team gets paid equally into ID card account upon victory.
- Command and up to 2 security officers:
* Major victory - Member of command escaped with Ian (this works like a steal objective)
* Minor victory - Member of security escaped with Ian, or Ian escaped alone
* Everyone in this team gets paid every 10 minutes.
- Every security officer not in above team, Clowns and the Warden - Objective: ensure safety of everyone involved in exercise. No pay. Wins when either side wins if no universal loss condition is reached before that happens.

The exercise ends and everyone loses if:
- more than 30% of the crew (where people alive off-station don't count as crew, but people dead off-station still count as dead) is dead
- A Rev win occurs
- Alert level is elevated to delta
- more than 30% of the station is destroyed
- A heretic ascends
- Ian dies
- Ian leaves the station Z-level through means other than the shuttle
- Ian is marooned at roundend. In this specific case, the third team wins.
- There is no crew in the shuttle at roundend.

Screemonster · Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:50 pm

allow traitor clowns to attach their horn to a gun so it goes honk instead of bang

Tearling · Post by **Tearling** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 7:49 am #614656

New server (Lets call it Neverland for now). Different ban database from main servers, only rule 7, 8, and 9 are permanent (Rule 1 permanent if IRL threats, doxing, etc.. are made), all other rules are max 1 week bans (Still punish based on rules as regular).
---Pros:
Acts as a containment server and would act as a good social experiment.
Might also help reform players that are banned from the main server if they figure out why toxic behavior is bad.
Would help my boy Beardbeard get his 33rd permanent ban.
---Cons:
Could cause old bad memories of old bad people to flare up if old toxicity is brought back.
Might also increase toxicity of other servers if it turns out being toxic is fun.
Would help my boy Beardbeard get his 33rd permanent ban.

Rohen_Tahir · Post by **Rohen_Tahir** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:59 am #614660

Post-rev spawns NT-alligned tators that can blow up your PDA by looking at you, open any door easily and hypnotize people who have mindshields by touching them. They all start with nuke codes in their notes.

Rohen_Tahir · Post by **Rohen_Tahir** » Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:00 am #614661

Let Ian use gloves of the north star.

Istoprocent1 · Sat Oct 09, 2021 4:55 pm

Spawn Loot: The Red Pill - makes the user gibber nonsense about breaking out of the simulation or the usual brain damage lines as well as turns them into an antag with the objective to die gloriously.

Muzzle flashes for unsuppressed ballistic weapons as well as energy weapons.

EuSouAFazenda · Sat Oct 09, 2021 7:05 pm

Station trait where everyone is a clown. One of them is the acting captain and he has to become the acting HoP, giving all the other clowns their proper jobs.

EuSouAFazenda · Sun Oct 10, 2021 8:31 pm

Consider:

Screemonster · Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:32 pm

EuSouAFazenda wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 7:05 pm Station trait where everyone is a clown. One of them is the acting captain and he has to become the acting HoP, giving all the other clowns their proper jobs.

wrong thread, clownstation sounds like it would be a hilarious shitshow

EuSouAFazenda · Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:21 pm

Screemonster wrote: ↑Sun Oct 10, 2021 9:32 pm
EuSouAFazenda wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 7:05 pm Station trait where everyone is a clown. One of them is the acting captain and he has to become the acting HoP, giving all the other clowns their proper jobs.
wrong thread, clownstation sounds like it would be a hilarious shitshow

All that's left to decide is if all the traitors get access to the clown car or not

Screemonster · Mon Oct 11, 2021 2:06 am

a new traitor item that is a big magnet that you can run over the R&D servers, nuke disk, any other disk, whatever, and erase all the data on them

stick it on a borg to make their controls go backwards

Istoprocent1 · Mon Oct 18, 2021 12:39 am

New job specific antag item for cargo: Pirate Beacon 25TC

Spawns a box with the Pirate Beacon (hand-held device to force pirate spawn), 2 energy daggers and 2 syndicate encryption keys.

cacogen · Post by **cacogen** » Mon Oct 18, 2021 9:56 am #616942

modular crates that clip to each other and make one larger object so you can organise them into different shapes and play tetris on the shuttle

Itseasytosee2me · Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:46 pm

Have heretics sometimes have an anti-cult objective when a cult is present in dynamic, something about channeling the power of nar-sie or somthing.

Itseasytosee2me · Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:35 pm

Fuck it, actually make heretics and cultists MORTAL ENEMIES. Give them reasons to want to murder each other, make them immune to each other's spells. Give heretics and cultist bonuses for sacrificing one another.

EuSouAFazenda · Sat Oct 30, 2021 2:46 am

Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:35 pm Fuck it, actually make heretics and cultists MORTAL ENEMIES. Give them reasons to want to murder each other, make them immune to each other's spells. Give heretics and cultist bonuses for sacrificing one another.

New gamemode idea, the Clown is the only roundstart cultist and the Mime is the only heretic.