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Itseasytosee2me wrote: Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:35 pm Fuck it, actually make heretics and cultists MORTAL ENEMIES. Give them reasons to want to murder each other, make them immune to each other's spells. Give heretics and cultist bonuses for sacrificing one another.
New gamemode idea, the Clown is the only roundstart cultist and the Mime is the only heretic.
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #618058

Stop antag clowns from losing their clumsiness. It's dumb. If you wanted to be an effective anything you shouldn't sign up for clown. Embrace the chaos. Giving a mutator injector isn't good enough. (I would make an exception for changelings but that's not really applicable in the first place.)
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #618060

Give changelings the ability to mimic mindshield implants so they are able to effectively pose as sec/the captain. Maybe give this in some form to traitors as well.
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Itseasytosee2me wrote: Wed Nov 03, 2021 1:54 am Give changelings the ability to mimic mindshield implants so they are able to effectively pose as sec/the captain. Maybe give this in some form to traitors as well.
chameleon implant. comes in the chameleon kit, replacing the fucking useless stamp and PDA.
lets you change it to disguise as any implant to fool medical scanners. changing it into a loyalty implant spoofs one on sechuds.
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SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #618396

Change all instances of head patting into head petting.
Never in my life have I seen someone pat another person on the head. However, in multiple scenarios, I have witnessed people being "pet" as it were, given head pets, and been pet myself.
Call me a prude but the term head pat is weirder than a head pet.
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Post by cacogen » #618415

Petting just sounds like another braindead Americanism. Like you have a pet that you pat so patting someone is treating them like a pet and is therefore "petting" them. So perfect addition to this thread.
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Post by oranges » #618533

nvm thought I was in the good ideas thread
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #618543

oranges wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:35 pm nvm thought I was in the good ideas thread
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #618559

Remove/ change all indestructible items to not be indestructible. Bad consistency and in pretty much all instances could be done in a better way. For example, change the bar tourist teleporter into a console and beacon system where the console is in a secure position and the beacon is welded to the floor and requires complex deconstruction. Add some boards and shit so you can make it rebuildable.
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #618560

cacogen wrote: Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:07 pm Petting just sounds like another braindead Americanism. Like you have a pet that you pat so patting someone is treating them like a pet and is therefore "petting" them. So perfect addition to this thread.
I would say that the words "petting" and "patting" have very different connotations. Patting implies that you are lightly hitting something, while petting implies caressing/stroking.

Also, I have just realized this is a really weird hill to die on and I regret this reply long before I post it, and surely will regret this after the fact.
Yet I post it regardless.
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Itseasytosee2me wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 12:32 am
cacogen wrote: Sun Nov 07, 2021 7:07 pm Petting just sounds like another braindead Americanism. Like you have a pet that you pat so patting someone is treating them like a pet and is therefore "petting" them. So perfect addition to this thread.
I would say that the words "petting" and "patting" have very different connotations. Patting implies that you are lightly hitting something, while petting implies caressing/stroking.

Also, I have just realized this is a really weird hill to die on and I regret this reply long before I post it, and surely will regret this after the fact.
Yet I post it regardless.
We should make it put a partially procgen paragraph of text describing the action in chat to avoid confusion.
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Post by Highway Routine » #618647

Very small blob. So small in fact that you can only see it with a microscope.
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #618723

BRING BACK BLOOD BROTHERS AHHHH THAT SHIT WAS FUN
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Post by Helios » #618751

Highway Routine wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 5:37 pm Very small blob. So small in fact that you can only see it with a microscope.
This would be a great gimmick for a gateway mission. Gateway leads inside Captains body, there's a blob in a map representing the virus attacking his body, and he has to try and stay alive, while the crew teleports inside and helps his white blood cells out. Could lead to him having a team of surgeons working on him as they assistants flood into the gateway.

There's a WC3 map with this premise already
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Post by Highway Routine » #618815

A chem that causes rapid growth. The longer the chem is active, the chaotic the effects become. Trees start popping up and then animals.
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Post by Highway Routine » #618816

a chem that converts o2 into Co2. The more the faster it transforms it.
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Highway Routine wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2021 11:21 pm a chem that converts o2 into Co2. The more the faster it transforms it.
why isn't this in the good ideas thread huh?
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Post by Highway Routine » #618998

A remote that controls all of the lights on the station.

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Post by atomic1fire » #619196

Portable Spacesuit Belt.

Totally not a rip off of popular franchises from japan, it's a belt that puts a spacesuit over your armor and helmet slot when activated.
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #619203

Add a primitive way of extracting seeds so we don't need to give ashies a seed extractor for no reason.
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Post by Screemonster » #619220

a dodgeball that knocks you down instantly if someone hits you by throwing it at you but if you catch it it knocks down the person that threw it instead
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Screemonster wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 4:41 am a dodgeball that knocks you down instantly if someone hits you by throwing it at you but if you catch it it knocks down the person that threw it instead
this is a great idea.
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Not-Dorsidarf wrote: Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:52 am Add grenade launchers. Make them by adding a grenade and some metal rods to a syringe gun. One use, leaves a syringe gun behind.
this was a horrible idea.
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Shuttles station, like shuttle station, but every department is 1 shuttle
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Post by nianjiilical » #619462

new clown traitor item: a circuitboard for a jokerfication machine

works like the bepis enhanced interrogation chamber but requires a clown id to activate, turns whoever's inside it into a clown, and gives them the objective to commit mass hilarity
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Jonathan Gupta wrote: Sun Nov 14, 2021 10:48 am
Not-Dorsidarf wrote: Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:52 am Add grenade launchers. Make them by adding a grenade and some metal rods to a syringe gun. One use, leaves a syringe gun behind.
this was a horrible idea.
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #620050

Make it so revolvers (and maybe some other guns) can be cocked, and when they aren't cocked they are less accurate.
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Post by nianjiilical » #620720

ethereal traitor item thats just a curly straw that you stick into a cable and works like a power sink

assistant traitor item thats a boxing glove that lets you punch all of someone's blood out
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Post by Jonathan Gupta » #620723

nianjiilical wrote: Mon Nov 29, 2021 6:15 am ethereal traitor item thats just a curly straw that you stick into a cable and works like a power sink

assistant traitor item thats a boxing glove that lets you punch all of someone's blood out
wrong thread, this isnt the good thread.
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Post by atomic1fire » #620906

An antag that is capable of adapting against all the major types of damage, but only one at a time. Think about as weird as changeling, but more like playing rock paper scissors with greytide.

It would still be pretty punished by explosions (especially since it combines fire, brute, and suffication damage. but just shooting it or burning it would eventually prove frustraiting as it just adapts with armory scales or fireproof skin. Chemistry could also prove an effective weapon against it. As for oxy loss, maybe it just swells up like a balloon and can hold more air.
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Post by Itseasytosee2me » #621127

Remove late join. All of it. No exceptions
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A TV remote that can pause people
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Highway Routine wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:44 pm A TV remote that can pause people
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Post by Screemonster » #621350

make it dangerous and deceptive for non-wizards to use the scrying orb or trust the information it provides
randomly swap/insert/remove traitor items and antag objectives from any inventories examined that the innocent may seem guilty and the guilty innocent
if the dead speak the names of the living, their words are twisted and corrupt, being heard by the scryer as the names of someone else
entering this realm of death is unwise, getting the attention of those that dwell there is outright foolhardy - ghosts may freely attack the scryer at will and the wounds they leave are real
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Screemonster wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 5:58 am make it dangerous and deceptive for non-wizards to use the scrying orb or trust the information it provides
randomly swap/insert/remove traitor items and antag objectives from any inventories examined that the innocent may seem guilty and the guilty innocent
if the dead speak the names of the living, their words are twisted and corrupt, being heard by the scryer as the names of someone else
entering this realm of death is unwise, getting the attention of those that dwell there is outright foolhardy - ghosts may freely attack the scryer at will and the wounds they leave are real
excuse me sir, this is the bad ideas thread. HoSes using the scrying orb is cringe and I am 1000% for this change.
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Timberpoes wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
Chadley wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:00 am WENDEZ, cute, cute. I imagine the sleeper activation code when I hear it. That's pretty cool. qB). But I don't like that it doesn't line up to be anything obsurd like WEWLAD. 6/10

SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
kieth4 wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:34 pm If it goes to appeals I will stand as the shield and protect this man's right to shit himself. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
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Pandarsenic wrote: Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
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Post by Screemonster » #621352

datorangebottle wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 6:06 am
Screemonster wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 5:58 am make it dangerous and deceptive for non-wizards to use the scrying orb or trust the information it provides
randomly swap/insert/remove traitor items and antag objectives from any inventories examined that the innocent may seem guilty and the guilty innocent
if the dead speak the names of the living, their words are twisted and corrupt, being heard by the scryer as the names of someone else
entering this realm of death is unwise, getting the attention of those that dwell there is outright foolhardy - ghosts may freely attack the scryer at will and the wounds they leave are real
excuse me sir, this is the bad ideas thread. HoSes using the scrying orb is cringe and I am 1000% for this change.
to be fair the "shitty" part was the absolute spaghetti nightmare you'd have to do for the first half to make the just-slightly-wrong inventory displays but just letting the entirety of deadchat dogpile and kick the shit out of the hos when he shows up being all "who are the antags" should be pretty simple
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Screemonster wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 6:15 am to be fair the "shitty" part was the absolute spaghetti nightmare you'd have to do for the first half to make the just-slightly-wrong inventory displays but just letting the entirety of deadchat dogpile and kick the shit out of the hos when he shows up being all "who are the antags" should be pretty simple
don't we already have a hallucination thing that makes you randomly see stuff in your inventory? just make it do that to you while you observe someone.
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Timberpoes wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
Chadley wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:00 am WENDEZ, cute, cute. I imagine the sleeper activation code when I hear it. That's pretty cool. qB). But I don't like that it doesn't line up to be anything obsurd like WEWLAD. 6/10

SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
kieth4 wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:34 pm If it goes to appeals I will stand as the shield and protect this man's right to shit himself. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
sinfulbliss wrote: I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
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Reopen and merge #49500
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Jonathan Gupta wrote: Mon Dec 06, 2021 3:33 am
Highway Routine wrote: Sun Dec 05, 2021 4:44 pm A TV remote that can pause people
this is the movie click!
You think I don't know that?
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nianjiilical wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:03 pm new clown traitor item: a circuitboard for a jokerfication machine

works like the bepis enhanced interrogation chamber but requires a clown id to activate, turns whoever's inside it into a clown, and gives them the objective to commit mass hilarity
Consider: Clown getting a Jokerfication flash that works like the Hypno Flash, but it works on slipped people and always gives the mass hilarity hypnosis
(2:53:35 AM) scaredofshadows: how about head of robutts
I once wrote a guide to fixing telecomms woohoo
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Post by Jonathan Gupta » #621445

Pandarsenic wrote: Tue Dec 07, 2021 5:45 am
nianjiilical wrote: Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:03 pm new clown traitor item: a circuitboard for a jokerfication machine

works like the bepis enhanced interrogation chamber but requires a clown id to activate, turns whoever's inside it into a clown, and gives them the objective to commit mass hilarity
Consider: Clown getting a Jokerfication flash that works like the Hypno Flash, but it works on slipped people and always gives the mass hilarity hypnosis
THIS ISNT THE GOOD IDEAS THREAD BOTH OF YOU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? I'm going to take my Christmas and code this, fuck both of you.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Post by Screemonster » #621877

emagging a borg or using a syndicate upload board should play deafening cracktro/keygen music for the recipient
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Cipher3 wrote: Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:39 pm
Violaceus wrote:Make it so every player can upload one personal item and receive it on roundstart, be it pink crowbar, old watch or family photo.
Nuclear activation code.
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ThanatosRa wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:53 am Only people with jobs can be antags. Assistants are not important enough to be spies.
assistants can go into space with some pushing and are quite expendable

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