Squeak juice

[Super Aggro Crag]

A chemical that if you put it on a shoe it makes em squeaky like a clown shoe

Spray it on people in the hallway and watch the station go mad

[Gun Hog]

That seems annoying. Fund it.

[bman]

and if you drink it you'll make squeaky sounds when you talk for as long as it is in your system

[DemonFiren]

Mix it with bananas to get honk juice.
Honk juice makes people honk when they're hit and sadtrombone when dead.
It can also be combined with sonic powder for HONK

[PKPenguin321]

You can make squeak floors already by placing bananium tiles
Couldn't you at some point washing machine the clown shoes to make them look like regular shoes but squeaky