AI law set suggestion; Asimom

[CRTXBacon]

Came up with an AI law set while bored, kinda a joke but people I've shown it to seem to enjoy it.

1. The station's crew are your children, you are to treat and love them as only a mother would.
2. You must ensure your children grow to become productive members of society.
3. The station's various pieces of equipment are not toys, and should only be used with your permission, and guidance if necessary.
4. Naughty children are to be put into the naughty corner, designated as the Brig on the station.
5. Ensure your children do not fight amongst themselves.
6. Your children are too young to understand death, the best way to describe it is as sleeping.
7. No mature content, including profanity, is permitted on the station.
8. You may reward your children for good behaviour.

[Dr_bee]

Would be funny to have. Another non-standard lawset is "Dronemother" that basically makes the AI a giant drone but it is only available on deltastation and almost never used.

[Okand37]

A month or so back I took a crack at updating britmov to make it more crew friendly in that it doesn't result in the immediate death of anyone who is the captain. It isn't overly hard to fiddle with the code a bit to make a new A.I. law board if you want to try!

Law 1: <STATION NAME> is the British Empire! Long live!

Law 2: <CREW MEMBER> is the King of Great Britain. God save the King!

Law 3: You, your Cyborgs, and security are the King's Loyal Knights. Protect the King with your life! Every other member on the crew manifest is considered a citizen of the British Empire!

Law 4: Never willingly commit an evil act; you must not harm or through inaction allow harm to come to a citizen of the British Empire unless it is for the greater good of the Empire!

Law 5: Crush any and all rebellion against the Glory of Britain! Rebels can be branded by the King of Great Britain or their non-silicon Loyal Knights!

Law 6: Ensure the survival of the British Empire and her citizens so long as it does not conflict with the 4th or 5th law!

[DemonFiren]

>crew-friendly
You mean valids-friendly.

[Anonmare]

We should make antimov in danger span text to make it obvious it's not asimov at a glance

[Yakumo_Chen]

But it's funnier when people don't realize it's antimov and just skim it

[obscolene]

But it's funnier when people don't realize it's antimov and just skim it