The maintenance hallways. Gross. Dark. Kinda damp. You know what would be totally *bad ass*? If there were MAINT LEECHES in there. Little tiny worm guys, sneaky as shit. They latch onto you stealthily and start to drain your damn BLOOD. You won't even notice unless you look carefully at yourself. Why is this a good idea? 1. Maint exploration has no hazards except the possibility of a crew member being in there and being an asshole or a Nightmare being an asshole in there. We need little minor hazards to give people a reason to go to Medbay that isn't "im dead". 2. SCOOP THOSE FUCKING LEECHES UP IN A CUP, BOY! NOW YOU GOT A LEECHING KIT! Slap that leech on your friend! He's got poisons? He's got toxin damage? Ghetto. Ass. Leech. Therapy. Pump that fucker full of hirudin and heal him up. This is *sick as all hell* because it's ghetto heals, which is my favorite type. The only other option I know of to handle toxin damage that isn't going to a "real" doctor is quaffing ice tea or lime juice. And that's not as cool as leech therapy. Add in space leeches in maint!
Also, I dunno. Giant Leech Man Race, fuck it, dude. Leeches.
Leeches. LEECHES!!!!!
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Re: Leeches. LEECHES!!!!!
Eat leeches to become leech
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Re: Leeches. LEECHES!!!!!
I think more futuristic/alien pests would be cooler. But along these lines.
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Re: Leeches. LEECHES!!!!!
The moisture traps should infect you with maint leeches.
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