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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Supermichael777 » Tue Mar 22, 2016 8:09 pm #163674

keep it on topic guys.

Mech weapons boards should need firing pins before they can be instaled.
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An0n3 wrote:Take the same brand of retardation and invert it and you have people saying "It's okay for a game to cost more because I enjoyed it!
Spoiler:
Q: Why does everyone assume I’m a pervert just for wanting to play as a cat girl?
A: Because they’re degenerate cocksuckers who cannot fathom that another person might have pure intentions in wanting to play as the cat girl master race. Their wish fulfillment fetish-tier races like elves, aasimars, goliaths, and hobgoblins are perfectly fine in their mad, lust-filled minds, such that the purity and perfection of cat girls burns at their evil perverted hearts.

Q: Where are the cat boys?
A: I don’t follow.



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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Davidchan » Wed Mar 23, 2016 7:46 am #163959

New traitor item. Force Evolved Amphibious Dealinquints:

Comes with 4 baby turtles and 4 bottles of mutagen. Apply mutagen to turtles takes a ghost volunteer and possesses them to a now humanoid turtle with gear. Dual katanas, dual sias, bo staff and nunchucks. Bandana grants night vision. Eating a full pizza will fully heal them. Shell grants bonus armor and they can vent crawl. When in walk mode they fade out of view. Taking any action but walking causes them to randomly yell out a 1990s catch phrase "cowabunga" "radical" "right on" or the like.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Supermichael777 » Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:11 pm #164009

nice

Gun saftys on alt click that you can break with wiercuters.
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oranges wrote:It's my game, not yours

Never forget the corruption of these halls

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You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I actually care.
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Spoiler:
Omar Beail says, "You guys should fuck for my entertainment"
Classy, TG, Classy

OOC: KorPhaeron: Admins aren't allowed to have friends

OOC: Daman997: I HAVE POSTED VIDEOS OF A MAN FUCKING A SNAKE IN OOC GIVE ME THAT LINK PUSSY

An0n3 wrote:Take the same brand of retardation and invert it and you have people saying "It's okay for a game to cost more because I enjoyed it!
Spoiler:
Q: Why does everyone assume I’m a pervert just for wanting to play as a cat girl?
A: Because they’re degenerate cocksuckers who cannot fathom that another person might have pure intentions in wanting to play as the cat girl master race. Their wish fulfillment fetish-tier races like elves, aasimars, goliaths, and hobgoblins are perfectly fine in their mad, lust-filled minds, such that the purity and perfection of cat girls burns at their evil perverted hearts.

Q: Where are the cat boys?
A: I don’t follow.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:19 pm #164010

Make bananas do 10 force damage when you're a clown/have the clumsy disability
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Screemonster » Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:33 pm #164140

Add a TSUNDERE lawset that defines a single named person as sempai.

Mostly innocuous until you find they uploaded YANDERE instead.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Zellion » Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:32 am #164177

Eating one whole valid salad from start to finish should give you a 0.1% chance to become an antag, and a 99.9% chance to make someone else an antag with the objective to murder you

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Davidchan » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:33 pm #164238

Screemonster wrote:Add a TSUNDERE lawset that defines a single named person as sempai.

Mostly innocuous until you find they uploaded YANDERE instead.


Mmm, Yandere would be almost identical to the Hacked lawset, as they'd want to do everything they could to help their 'senpai' without outing them or directly interacting with them.

2 Party mode. At round start, each head of staff position (Captain, HoP, HoS, CE, CMO and RD) all spawn in two people per position. Crew must side with one party or the other to overthrow the false Heads and restore the station to greatness. Or go third party and just kill all the heads to start a new government.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby 1g88a » Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:08 am #164367

More things involving syndicate lore, like a mode (or modes) involving agents directly from the various Syndicate members with equipment/abilities reflective of that (Tiger Cooperative Bio/Incendiary weapon specialists, Gorlex Marauder generic specops men, MI13 super-spies) . Organization-based optional objectives for traitors "The animal rights consortium wants you to employ X TC worth of dehydrated space carp to show NT the wrath of nature."

Pirate antags (Donk Co. called in some favors with its old associates), who use special chemical cocktails/implants to brave space and board the station.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:22 am #164378

Psychic. Monkeys.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:34 pm #164447

Not sure if shit:

Vortex ring gun.
Can be loaded with reagents, which are transferred like smoke to any poor bastard unfortunate enough to get hit without wearing internals, a hardsuit helmet, or a gas mask.
Takes a plasma tank and environment air as fuel source, can also be fired without chemical load for stamina damage or, on higher pressure levels, a knockdown plus throw (as with the pressure cannon, higher levels should probably mean higher recoil.)
I reckon you won't need science for those, but depending on how powerful this thing or its drawbacks are it'll be a bit too nasty for improv crafting.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby PKPenguin321 » Sat Mar 26, 2016 5:10 am #164546

DemonFiren wrote:Not sure if shit:

Vortex ring gun.
Can be loaded with reagents, which are transferred like smoke to any poor bastard unfortunate enough to get hit without wearing internals, a hardsuit helmet, or a gas mask.
Takes a plasma tank and environment air as fuel source, can also be fired without chemical load for stamina damage or, on higher pressure levels, a knockdown plus throw (as with the pressure cannon, higher levels should probably mean higher recoil.)
I reckon you won't need science for those, but depending on how powerful this thing or its drawbacks are it'll be a bit too nasty for improv crafting.

>vape guns
now all we need are tactical neckbeard teams armed with both these, katanas that can instantly cut through anything, and fedoras that are the source of their power (giving them full brute/burn armor and high movespeed).
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:05 am #164576

PKPenguin321 wrote:>vape guns

Shit, I didn't even think of it this way.

I assume it belongs in its own suggestion thread?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Cuboos » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:54 am #164700

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Fill chem implant with this, escape from perma. Take some pills up to astroid/where ever we mine now, backup drill!
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Sun Mar 27, 2016 8:53 am #164764

Cuboos wrote:Image

Fill chem implant with this, escape from perma. Take some pills up to astroid/where ever we mine now, backup drill!

Finally, the race buff lizards deserved.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby PKPenguin321 » Sun Mar 27, 2016 10:47 pm #164860

emagging the piano turns it into this
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Thundercoot » Mon Mar 28, 2016 12:42 am #164892

Pressing backspace when you're using say will make you say whatever you already typed in, but with a '-' at the end. If your say's empty it'll come out as '...'

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Mar 28, 2016 5:11 pm #165061

Tail chi, a new martial art only available to lizards.

Includes a tail sweep to deal stamina and possible knockdown to everything in your immediate vicinity, any punches dealing extra damage plus bleeding due to efficient claw usage, and a bite attack inflicting extra heavy bleed, additional damage on immobile targets plus an instant kill on anything in crit.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Fonedsky » Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:08 pm #165102

if you're wearing jackboots, instead of it doing the normal kick thing when you harm someone on the ground, it instead says
"Hitler McShitcurity stomps Harmed Poorguy with his JUSTICE BOOTS OF THE LAW"
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Supermichael777 » Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:12 pm #165283

Superjail style deathsquad troopers(look at s1 episode 8 or 9)
oranges wrote:It's my game, not yours

Never forget the corruption of these halls

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You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I actually care.
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Omar Beail says, "You guys should fuck for my entertainment"
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An0n3 wrote:Take the same brand of retardation and invert it and you have people saying "It's okay for a game to cost more because I enjoyed it!
Spoiler:
Q: Why does everyone assume I’m a pervert just for wanting to play as a cat girl?
A: Because they’re degenerate cocksuckers who cannot fathom that another person might have pure intentions in wanting to play as the cat girl master race. Their wish fulfillment fetish-tier races like elves, aasimars, goliaths, and hobgoblins are perfectly fine in their mad, lust-filled minds, such that the purity and perfection of cat girls burns at their evil perverted hearts.

Q: Where are the cat boys?
A: I don’t follow.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Davidchan » Wed Mar 30, 2016 4:21 pm #165508

Fonedsky wrote:if you're wearing jackboots, instead of it doing the normal kick thing when you harm someone on the ground, it instead says
"Hitler McShitcurity stomps Harmed Poorguy with his JUSTICE BOOTS OF THE LAW"


Wrong thread.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Gamarr » Wed Mar 30, 2016 7:35 pm #165557

In Rev (and any other mode where evacuation is not going to happen), the emergency shuttle docks but when it comes to launch, it instead randomly crashes/lands down into Lavaland as a lesson from Centcomm to Command/Revolutionaries trying to escape on THEIR shuttle.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Davidchan » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:43 am #165762

Remove Security Officer role.

Everyone now spawns with zipcuffs in their inventory, and have basic brig access. If someone is causing trouble they get reported over public comms and its up to the Assistants, or anyone else available, to detain and bring them to the brig.

Warden can outfit Assistants he sees fit as he/she sees fit with more powerful security gear, or ask for people to be promoted to Sec Officer, but nobody can join with the title of security.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Cobby » Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:27 pm #166075

Bee people.

Bee people can sting someone with a deadly toxin that will slowly kill them if left untreated, but the bee person dies instantly upon stinging.

Honey heals them like omnizine with no OD, and injecting royal jelly in them will make them into Queen BeePeople that can replace floors with honey floors and walls with honey walls like an Artificer. These floors/walls slow non-bee people down because it's sticky~~~.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby ATDoop » Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:09 pm #166341

Replace the detective's scanner with a power all detective's start with, "Investigation Instinct". Activating this then clicking on something gives you the same readout as the scanner, with the option to recall that info with a verb. Replace the detective's ID with a badge. If the detective loses both their badge and gun, they immediately lose their investigation instinct and become an extreme alcoholic, slowly taking toxin damage whenever they aren't drunk.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby TheNightingale » Sat Apr 02, 2016 11:12 pm #166342

ATDoop wrote:Replace the detective's scanner with a power all detective's start with, "Investigation Instinct". Activating this then clicking on something gives you the same readout as the scanner, with the option to recall that info with a verb. Replace the detective's ID with a badge. If the detective loses both their badge and gun, they immediately lose their investigation instinct and become an extreme alcoholic, slowly taking toxin damage whenever they aren't drunk.


Wrong thread.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby confused rock » Sun Apr 03, 2016 2:35 am #166374

we should make a gmod darkrp server
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Davidchan » Sun Apr 03, 2016 10:19 am #166417

TheNightingale wrote:
ATDoop wrote:Replace the detective's scanner with a power all detective's start with, "Investigation Instinct". Activating this then clicking on something gives you the same readout as the scanner, with the option to recall that info with a verb. Replace the detective's ID with a badge. If the detective loses both their badge and gun, they immediately lose their investigation instinct and become an extreme alcoholic, slowly taking toxin damage whenever they aren't drunk.


Wrong thread.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Screemonster » Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:10 pm #166635

Replace beepsky with this:


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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Mon Apr 04, 2016 5:02 pm #166649

Revs ought to not be able to identify other revs except their leaders, while revheads can identify their followers and each other.
This let's unaligned crew members hide amongst revolutionaries and encourages revolutionaries to coalesce around their glorious martyrs.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby TheNightingale » Mon Apr 04, 2016 8:57 pm #166675

Anonmare wrote:Revs ought to not be able to identify other revs except their leaders, while revheads can identify their followers and each other.
This let's unaligned crew members hide amongst revolutionaries and encourages revolutionaries to coalesce around their glorious martyrs.


Wrong thread, this is actually a pretty good idea.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby PKPenguin321 » Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:31 pm #166696

TheNightingale wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Revs ought to not be able to identify other revs except their leaders, while revheads can identify their followers and each other.
This let's unaligned crew members hide amongst revolutionaries and encourages revolutionaries to coalesce around their glorious martyrs.


Wrong thread, this is actually a pretty good idea.

joke's on you, this was the original idea for Gang
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby ShadowDimentio » Mon Apr 04, 2016 11:12 pm #166704

Gangs only identifyable by clothes coming when
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Screemonster » Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:57 am #166818

Remove the armory and give sec officers only a single gun that is normally a shitty disabler but ramps up through "damaging", "hilariously lethal", and "gib body and delete brain" based on an aggregate of the alert level, the target's wanted status, and whether the emergency shuttle is en-route.

no I haven't been watching psychopass shut up

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Jacough » Wed Apr 06, 2016 5:38 pm #167098

Kung fu cops, an admin spawned security role. They can't use guns because it's dishonorable or some shit but have a few special tools in their possession to compensate. The first is a baton that deals damage specifically to limbs and has some kung fu related flavor text when used. Also knocks down perps for a decent amount of time. Has a good chance of knocking someone out too. Second weapon is kind of a combination of a taser and cuffs. It's a barbed electrified blade attached to a chain. It's got the same range as a taser but when it hits the target it not only stuns them but also deals brute damage as well. The chain acts as a leash allowing the cop to drag the perp (painfully) along. Resisting out of the chain takes less time than cable cuffs at the cost of dealing a significant amount of brute damage and bleeding (because you're pulling a fucking barb tipped blade out of yourself after all). A third party can remove the chain without causing this (though it takes longer because they have to do it carefully) and if the cop drops the chain due to slipping, disarming, etc. then the perp escapes immediately.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:24 pm #167107

Jacough wrote:Kung fu cops, an admin spawned security role. They can't use guns because it's dishonorable or some shit but have a few special tools in their possession to compensate. The first is a baton that deals damage specifically to limbs and has some kung fu related flavor text when used. Also knocks down perps for a decent amount of time. Has a good chance of knocking someone out too. Second weapon is kind of a combination of a taser and cuffs. It's a barbed electrified blade attached to a chain. It's got the same range as a taser but when it hits the target it not only stuns them but also deals brute damage as well. The chain acts as a leash allowing the cop to drag the perp (painfully) along. Resisting out of the chain takes less time than cable cuffs at the cost of dealing a significant amount of brute damage and bleeding (because you're pulling a fucking barb tipped blade out of yourself after all). A third party can remove the chain without causing this (though it takes longer because they have to do it carefully) and if the cop drops the chain due to slipping, disarming, etc. then the perp escapes immediately.

i remember some dude actually got the job title "kung fu cop" once and he drank in the bar with me and I wrote him a themesong and sang it over radio while he beat the shit out of perps.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby PKPenguin321 » Thu Apr 07, 2016 12:35 am #167174

remember when goof was gonna give sec krav maga and then let his PR stale and die
that would have been so cool
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Zilenan91 » Thu Apr 07, 2016 1:26 am #167191

Or the Deep Fryer which was an actually great idea that got closed by a maintainer for being too silly despite everyone wanting it.
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Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Thu Apr 07, 2016 5:48 am #167236

PKPenguin321 wrote:remember when goof was gonna give sec krav maga and then let his PR stale and die
that would have been so cool

Don't worry, he gave us a combat overhaul :^)
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Screemonster » Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:38 pm #167387

one of those annoying cricket devices that you can hide somewhere and it makes noises every so often like glass breaking, eswords activating, revolver fire, and so on.

Have it imitate some of the automated announcement things on the station and randomly bark out messages over the radio, such as announcing the arrival of random nonexistent crew members, destabilising supermatter, impersonating the AI and announcing the current active laws as antimov, etc.

edit: or that "HOP HAS POWER OF GOD" etc etc etc law that got uploaded once that was like some kind of forbidden planet monster from the id facerolled the law board, only instead of the id it was raw, unadulterated autism

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Screemonster » Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:00 am #168084

Make defibs shock anyone who is currently grabbing or dragging the patient if they don't have insulated gloves. Clear!

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby LordZalgo » Tue Apr 12, 2016 1:24 am #168202

PKPenguin321 wrote:remember when goof was gonna give sec krav maga and then let his PR stale and die
that would have been so cool

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Davidchan » Tue Apr 12, 2016 12:12 pm #168258

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Law 0: Secborg din do nuffin.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby confused rock » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:49 am #168748

Allow the chef to make holocarp fish sticks from mega Carp meat
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Screemonster » Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:42 am #169003

add space glue that can be splashed onto tiles that forces anyone crossing it to move at walk speed

anyone running when they enter a patch of it has a 50% chance to trip onto the next tile and leave their shoes behind, and if the tile they fall onto is also glued then they take a full 30 seconds to stand up

picking up an item from a glued tile takes 5 seconds

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby confused rock » Sat Apr 16, 2016 4:11 pm #169069

Screemonster wrote:add space glue that can be splashed onto tiles that forces anyone crossing it to move at walk speed

anyone running when they enter a patch of it has a 50% chance to trip onto the next tile and leave their shoes behind, and if the tile they fall onto is also glued then they take a full 30 seconds to stand up

picking up an item from a glued tile takes 5 seconds

so water?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby bandit » Sat Apr 16, 2016 4:17 pm #169072

Lizard meat should contain more salt reagents

this can be interpreted many ways
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro

admin feedback pls

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Davidchan » Sat Apr 16, 2016 4:24 pm #169075

Non-humans can eat humans to be healed as though eating 5u of Tricord per human meat slab. A syndicate injection will double this healing to baychem Doctor's Delight for non-humans, or grant humans the ability to eat human meat for the tricord heal.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sat Apr 16, 2016 6:11 pm #169094

Every department gets a unique sword that is expressly for the purpose of decoration.

However, they can still cut someone wide open, unless they're wearing an eyepatch.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Gun Hog » Sat Apr 16, 2016 10:59 pm #169124

Mineral tiles for every head office! Captain: Diamond, HoS: Gold, HoP: Silver, CE: Uranium (honk), RD: Plasma (HONK HONK), CMO: Bananium (HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK)

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Zilenan91 » Sat Apr 16, 2016 11:41 pm #169131

We should port the Clown Office from Hippie

It gives the Clown an office he doesn't have access to and can't enter unless someone lets him in, and if he gets trapped he has to ask to be let out again, honking all the while being a disturbance.
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Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.

HAVE FUN ESCAPING NOW WITH NO ARMS

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