ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

[ChefOdDish]

I'm Not Owned!
Performing a deathgasp while holding a donut will cause you to scream "I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!" while slowly shrinking into a corncob.

Spess' Tiniest Violin
So tiny it doesn't make a sound. Perfect for the mime, and it is spawned on their side of the theater.

Roads Scholar
You've heard of the Rhodes Scholar? Well this is the Roads Scholar, an elite group of travelling academics who create bonfires out of WGW gives lectures. As it turns out, the useless curator is one. When no one turns up to your lectures because all you do is brag about your 170 IQ you can hit the stubborn crew with your Academic Journal, which actually cures brain damage. The curator and the chaplain can often be found together metagaming to heal the crew by beating them with their journal and bible respectively getting into heated debates about creationism vs. evolution.

Lizard's Tail
You can now cut off the tails of lizard people! The chef is eager to get their hands on this rare delicacy to cook up all kinds of meals with the delicious tail meat. The lizards get the last laugh though as dishes made from lizard tail can turn you into a lizard which isn't too bad if you're a flyperson which is a fate worse than death.

[Doctor Pork]

Lizard tail is a thing but we need to add this effect to consuming it

[Anonmare]

Give Chaplains Nar'Sian and Ratvarian as a language, for those with a theme and a will to stick to it.

[ChefOdDish]

Remove bloodcult and make cultist a non-antag job that spawns in the chapel with the chaplain.

Remove changeling and Add a playable race that can harmlessly extract DNA and transform into other crewmembers.

[Yakumo_Chen]

Give Xenos craftable facehugger lances

[Selea]

actuaally a good idea.
But I think, that chaplain and/or curator needs to have darker powers, than cult.

I suggest to add this mob: https://myanimelist.net/anime/32664/Bananya
Clown should have ability to summon this as familiar via mime sacrifice.

[Selea]

Also we need to make Lady Gaga's meat dress, which is craftable with 6 slabs of meat.Also if you donk someone in this dress in deep fryer 10 times, he will become fried celebrity:big sliceable meal, which can feed station for half of round.nk

[Screemonster]

bananyas should be the botany version of caks

[Anonmare]

Make it so that plasma gas will turn to tritium gas when exposed to radiation, such as from a particle accelerator, and have tritium heat up in the presence of radiation.
Add Thermo-Electric Generators as a buildable machine and add the boards to the imprinter.
Make it possible to improvise a fusion reaction this way and use the heat from the reaction to generate power from the TEG.

[Coconutwarrior97]

Since you can make lizard wine with lizard tail how about cat wine with a cat tail?

[Denton]

Let people light cigars on the supermatter crystal.

[Davidchan]

The ability to turn a full cable coil roll (30 lengths) into a lasso.

[Screemonster]

Cryogenic shard gun. Load with a beaker, and it shoots needles of frozen reagent at people that stick in them and inject into their bloodstream. In fact it works almost exactly like a syringe gun, except the "syringes" are noreact until they hit something. Load it with a cryostasis beaker full of nitroglycerin mix for the TOP SCORE.

edit: and I just realised cryo syringes already exist fuck

Let people light cigars on the supermatter crystal.

wrong thread

[somerandomguy]

Cryogenic shard gun. Load with a beaker, and it shoots needles of frozen reagent at people that stick in them and inject into their bloodstream. In fact it works almost exactly like a syringe gun, except the "syringes" are noreact until they hit something. Load it with a cryostasis beaker full of nitroglycerin mix for the TOP SCORE.

edit: and I just realised cryo syringes already exist fuck

Let people light cigars on the supermatter crystal.

wrong thread

Cryo syringe + syringe gun + potas/water mix

[EvilJackCarver]

Random, useless stats on the round-end screen á la Counterstrike.

"6 pipes were unwrenched this round."

"Cargo shipped off 201 items this round."

"7 different people were honked with a bike horn this round."

"Security only killed 206 assistants this round. Slackers."

[EvilJackCarver]

Make suit sensors+maps run off tcomms.

NTNet.

Then DoSing the NTNet relays will actually do something except mildly annoy engineering.

[SpaceManiac]

Make suit sensors+maps run off tcomms.

NTNet.

Then DoSing the NTNet relays will actually do something except mildly annoy engineering.

door remotes use NTnet now

[huehuehue]

most ayylien races speak broken english and will revert to their native languages if a sentence is deemed too complex

[JStheguy]

Bring back gangs as a side antag, and give them an objective to keep some portion of the crew alive and not gangsters because the gang needs non-gangsters so they have marks to threaten in protection rackets and sell space drugs and bootleg DVDs to, along with other objectives to carry out various nefarious after-school special schemes like getting crew addicted some type of drugs or "acquiring" X credits worth of items by whatever means they see fit.

[BokehSynapsid]

clowns can send emoticons from their pda

[Gun Hog]

clowns can send emoticons from their pda

Seriously, stop putting good ideas in the trash thread!!!!!

[BokehSynapsid]

splatting a bee has a 1/1000 chance of playing a "RUSH B CYKA" soundfile

[Screemonster]

add garden claws for traitor botanists

[DemonFiren]

splatting a bee has a 1/1000 chance of playing a "RUSH B CYKA" soundfile

100% for every time a bee stings a Russian

[JStheguy]

add garden claws for traitor botanists

Only if they also work as cultivators.

[Selea]

Add garden gnomes.

[Davidchan]

Once science is maxed out, RnD can print out a quantum calculator, a pocket sized item. Functions like a normal calculator, with one caveat. If you try to divide by zero with it, a singularity spawns 5 seconds after the attempt on the calculator.

[Gun Hog]

Once science is maxed out, RnD can print out a quantum calculator, a pocket sized item. Functions like a normal calculator, with one caveat. If you try to divide by zero with it, a singularity spawns 5 seconds after the attempt on the calculator.

We already have an on-demand singulo generator. Make it create a tesla ball instead!!

[DemonFiren]

Once science is maxed out, RnD can print out a quantum calculator, a pocket sized item. Functions like a normal calculator, with one caveat. If you try to divide by zero with it, a singularity spawns 5 seconds after the attempt on the calculator.

We already have an on-demand singulo generator. Make it create a tesla ball instead!!

pictured: someone who doesn't get it

[ChefOdDish]

Anarchist Gamemode

A twisted fusion of extended and rev. Everyone who isnt in a security, head, or silicone role is alerted at the start of the round that they are an anarchist. They are encouraged to disrupt work, damage corporate property, and go on strike; but have no objectives and therefore no greentext. Security and heads are alerted to anarchist activity as well and know everybody is valid.

Inumimi
Dog ears! Now you're a Corgi person. Loyal servants of Nanotrasen who are shameless brown nosers sustained by jerky and belly rubs. They have great noses, so can actually sniff who touched an object last. They are restricted from head roles. Their brains are hardwired as if they are loyalty implanted, so they cannot role for antag or be converted by rev. They can however be converted by cult, in which they become hellhounds and gain a resistance to fire.

[Selea]

1. Make ghosts to be able trigger sounds at cost of some kind of witty ectoplasma. List of possible sounds:BOoo!, background laugh, applauses, sad trombone, badum-tss.
2. Make mushrooms , which are growing on floor to grow with density,which depends on yield; make them preserf trait genes. Like slippery skin.

[Screemonster]

Add a gamemode where roundstart/latejoin security are the only antags and they straight-up get objectives that involve going full mecha-hitler like "kill or exile all assistants"

edit: but they have to be subtle to avoid blowing their cover 'cause the captain isn't antag, nor the AI

[DemonFiren]

add a heavy automatic laser weapon
not as heavy as the old gatling laser, more like the nuke ops SAW
you know, a light machine gun

[Screemonster]

add a heavy automatic laser weapon
not as heavy as the old gatling laser, more like the nuke ops SAW
you know, a light machine gun

[Davidchan]

Ginosaji: A randomly selected ghost player will become a Ginosaji, a ghost only visible to their target. Only the victim can see the ginosaji and has limited interaction with it, but the ginosaji can attack the target with impunity, with a 1-10% chance each attack to do .1 brute damage. Dealing lethal damage to the ginosaji simply causes it to reform 30 seconds later, ready to come back and start beating the target with its spoon again. Ginosaji is similarly bonded to their target similiar to holoparas, if the target moves more than 7 tiles away they teleport to them, and if the target dies the ginosaji is shunted back into salt chat. Queue captain cursing on the bridge as a ghost is slowly beating him to death and none of his crew can hope to save him, only prolong his suffering.

[Anuv]

Make it so each time someone greentexts their chances of rolling antag again goes up by 1%

[Qustinnus]

hamster wheels for in the brig that you can put assistants in and they need to generate a specific amount of power before they're let out. gulag but for power instead.

[DemonFiren]

hamster wheels for in the brig that you can put assistants in and they need to generate a specific amount of power before they're let out. gulag but for power instead.

every couple months this suggestion comes up
and never gets coded

it's like the guillotine, except that eventually made it in

[PKPenguin321]

A PR was up for it a long while ago that added power generating bicycles to the gym but it died

[DemonFiren]

let me guess, because no one gives a fuck about power?

[RobustAndRun]

Tower Defense-esque gamemode. Boxstation only.

Crew gets a warning that unidentified spacecraft are about to board the station through arrivals and/or escape. The goal is to prevent these monsters from destroying some sort of beacon in the AI upload.

The crew gets a list of the mobs that will arrive, each of which have different abilities (e.g. breaking down walls, poison gas, resistance/weakness to certain damage types, etc.) There's a break of a few minutes between each wave so the crew can repair and prepare. The mobs get more difficult and dangerous with every wave.
Crew wins when the final wave has been destroyed.

[Davidchan]

Emagging an antag token will give you a 50% chance to get more TC, become a changeling or get some other random antag power, but 100% of the time will randomly select a member of the crew (ignoring mind slaves), give them 10TC and give them the objective (and antag status) to kill you.

[Shadowflame909]

What if it gives them 0 TC and just makes them want to kill me?

[Anonmare]

Give the bluespace reagent some chems that need it in its recipes. It's just sitting in the code not paying taxes and eating all the food out of our fridge.

[DemonFiren]

dubs demand coding it

[Doctor Pork]

Make space law books have a high damage and chance to embed when thrown but only if thrown by a member of security.

THROW THE BOOK AT EM.

[Screemonster]

Make space law books have a high damage and chance to embed when thrown but only if thrown by a member of security.

THROW THE BOOK AT EM.

If the lawyer catches it, display giant red text reading OBJECTION! and gib the sec that threw it

[DemonFiren]

Unless the sec is holding a gavel in his other hand, in which case the OBJECTION! is automatically OVERRULED!

[ComradeNecron]

Add a function for the gateway by using it to Deport catgirls back to Citadel

[DemonFiren]

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