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Post by Mothblocks » #565949

Bottom post of the previous page:

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Post by BrianBackslide » #566105

New wizard spell: Animate food

Costs 1 spell point and causes all nearby food and pills (screen radius) to immediately fly into the nearest non-wizard's mouth.

Dump a botany bag full of 100 potency Watermelons in the hall and make everyone fat! Make the chemist eat all of their meth pills at once!
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Post by Ivuchnu » #566110

Sounds like something more fun than Fireball.
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Post by Screemonster » #566119

Give the wizard a spell that curses someone to have every loose object in a few tiles thrown at them.
Spending more spell points on it turns it into a persistent effect that sticks to the victim and fires again a few seconds later.

Weak in an empty room, but if you run around smashing a few windows first...
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Post by Kassori » #566536

Trains on lavaland.
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Post by cacogen » #566540

factorio on lavaland
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Post by Tlaltecuhtli » #566544

lavaland on trains
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Post by Jack7D1 » #566555

Hell on wheels
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Post by Frostdemon727 » #569689

Jumpskirts




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Post by Screemonster » #569882

add a burger recipe that uses a supermatter sliver

call it the suppermatter
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Post by Jack7D1 » #569892

Dusts your tongue, irradiated you to hell, but is very filling and satisfying.
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Post by Screemonster » #570436

add a thwomp side-antag from mario

you cruise around and cast a faint shadow on the ground and click your shadow to crash down before slowly rising into the air

if anyone is underneath you when you land their sprite is scaled to 2x width and 0.2x height
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Post by Screemonster » #571011

add mint and cola as an alternative recipe for foam reactions
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Post by letshavecake » #571879

Give heretics a traitor uplink or wizard book so that they can stand a remote chance of ascending
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Post by cacogen » #571938

Unskippable splash screens before the lobby
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Post by wesoda25 » #573091

Multi z station built atop a maze of maintenance tunnels. Nanotrasen found it and salvaged it, decided to let the crew figure out what’s hidden in its depths.
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Post by nianjiilical » #573187

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Post by PKPenguin321 » #573351

wesoda25 wrote:Multi z station built atop a maze of maintenance tunnels. Nanotrasen found it and salvaged it, decided to let the crew figure out what’s hidden in its depths.
Wrong thread you mook
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Post by Screemonster » #575840

add the Trap Door

spawns in a random location every round, all tiled floors with no other objects on them are valid

if the trap door is left open then sometimes random mobs come out of it

any mobs or objects that move onto its square when its open fall in

sometimes it opens by itself but can be prevented from doing so by putting a heavy object on top of it

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Post by Space Panda » #575860

Screemonster wrote:add the Trap Door

spawns in a random location every round, all tiled floors with no other objects on them are valid

if the trap door is left open then sometimes random mobs come out of it

any mobs or objects that move onto its square when its open fall in

sometimes it opens by itself but can be prevented from doing so by putting a heavy object on top of it

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this would be great actually
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Post by BrianBackslide » #575875

Space Amish quirk. You can't use consoles, PDAs, radios, machines, or anything more advanced than simple tools. Welders are about as advanced as you can go.
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Post by iksyp » #575927

1% chance for the station layout to be flipped when the station is loaded
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Post by cacogen » #575948

Yeah I like the idea of it being above a labyrinthine dungeon of maintenance tunnels you can fall into like a roguelike. The idea fills me with an inexplicable excitement and a kind of optimism like maybe the game doesn't have to be just a repetitive grindfest and roleplaying chat room where nothing happens 90% of the time
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Post by BorisvcBorison » #577976

Janitor Traitor Item: Kitchen Gun (14TC).
The Kitchen Gun (TM) allows you to fire bullets that burst into cleaning solution, for the stain that just won't quit! (Note: do not use on human beings, may cause cleanliness, death, acid burns.)
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #578067

BorisvcBorison wrote:Janitor Traitor Item: Kitchen Gun (14TC).
The Kitchen Gun (TM) allows you to fire bullets that burst into cleaning solution, for the stain that just won't quit! (Note: do not use on human beings, may cause cleanliness, death, acid burns.)
i once tried to code this, i was gonna make it a chef item and make it apply the cleaning effect on everything in the tile of the thing you shoot at + stop bleeding so you can make clean kills. at the time the way soap cleaned shit was too snowflakey to do it in a nice way. maybe it is easier now
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Post by trollbreeder » #578136

BorisvcBorison wrote:Janitor Traitor Item: Kitchen Gun (14TC).
The Kitchen Gun (TM) allows you to fire bullets that burst into cleaning solution, for the stain that just won't quit! (Note: do not use on human beings, may cause cleanliness, death, acid burns.)
the antithesis to the kitchen gun
Bloody Shoes. 5 TC
Syndicate blood-red galoshes that are incredibly messy, placing red blood EVERYWHERE you walk. Note: Shoes or blood may contain disease. Do not lick any substances related to bloody shoes. Suitable ages 10 and up. Janitors only.
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Post by cacogen » #578148

Blood decals used to spread viruses a long, long time ago. It was removed for performance reasons. I'm guessing it's still out.

My suggestion is shoelaces. An item that attaches to shoes as an overlay and comes in multiple colours. You can use them to tie shoes together to make the wearer trip when they try to move. You can untie or remove them to add a chance for the wearer to drop their shoes when they move. Untied shoes will also incur a movement penalty. You can use the shoelaces on a light fixture or security camera or similar wall mounted object to make a noose to hang yourself with, such as in perma. You can throw tied together shoes at someone as a makeshift bola. You can throw tied together shoes over a security camera. You can wear tied together shoes over your neck if that's your prerogative.
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Post by Screemonster » #578170

cacogen wrote:Blood decals used to spread viruses a long, long time ago. It was removed for performance reasons. I'm guessing it's still out.

My suggestion is shoelaces. An item that attaches to shoes as an overlay and comes in multiple colours. You can use them to tie shoes together to make the wearer trip when they try to move. You can untie or remove them to add a chance for the wearer to drop their shoes when they move. Untied shoes will also incur a movement penalty. You can use the shoelaces on a light fixture or security camera or similar wall mounted object to make a noose to hang yourself with, such as in perma. You can throw tied together shoes at someone as a makeshift bola. You can throw tied together shoes over a security camera. You can wear tied together shoes over your neck if that's your prerogative.
make tying someone's shoelaces together a sneaky covert action that only the clown can perform

takes as long as pickpocketing
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Post by Nalzul » #581123

TC item to find where the AI is (both shunted and AIs in cores)
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Post by cacogen » #581124

I love suggesting something that's already in the game. Also, toothbrushes. Negative moodlet after eating. Positive moodlet after brushing.
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Post by Nalzul » #581129

cacogen wrote:I love suggesting something that's already in the game. Also, toothbrushes. Negative moodlet after eating. Positive moodlet after brushing.
legit forgot it was real
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Post by cacogen » #581134

I forgot that shoelaces were real
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Post by BorisvcBorison » #582525

His grace but it also functions as a toolbox, so that when you try to click on it to activate it you just open it
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Post by Screemonster » #583834

make supermatter slivers a valid ammunition type for the nerf guns
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Post by Misdoubtful » #583837

Toe shoes
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Post by cacogen » #583840

A bedsheet that when you sleep under it is too hot and gives you nightmares which help you unlock the depths of your psyche
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Post by RaveRadbury » #583971

High scores for arcade cabinets, so crew can bicker and fight over who's initials are in the top spot
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Post by cacogen » #584001

That's a good idea CUM here I come
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Post by Screemonster » #584981

add bagpipes for alt-highlander mode

they're functionally identical to the violin except they make an even worse noise

instead of everyone getting claymores, one person gets the bagpipes and scores a point for every tick spent playing them
like the disk, the highlander bagpipes cannot be destroyed nor taken off the station z-level
whoever has the most points when only one roundstart crew member remains is the winner (dead people can still win) and ghost roles are actively encouraged to murderbone to bring the round to a conclusion faster
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Post by kopoba » #584987

I want "Get random job" button for late join crew members.
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Post by Screemonster » #584988

kopoba wrote:I want "Get random job" button for late join crew members.
wrong thread
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Post by cacogen » #584991

That except I have to confirm it's a job I actually want.

My suggestion is that we should port Temple OS to TGUI which I'm confident is both feasible and that at least one of our coders has the savant-like ability necessary to do it. This would allow children to make pictures for God at a higher resolution than what canvases allow. Creating an image that pleased Him could result in Him sending the prophet Terry whose sharpest knives would prove most effective against devils, cultists, heretics, internal affairs agents and black people.
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Post by Fiz Bump » #585930

bring back NTSL
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Post by Tohg7. » #586090

Rework snowballs so you to stack them and throw them one at a time in a stack instead of throwing the whole stack.
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Post by Flatulent » #586108

add a 0.1% chance to break your skull every time you slip
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Post by cacogen » #586119

Flatulent wrote:add a 0.1% chance to break your skull every time you slip
I like this actually
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Post by nianjiilical » #587582

admin button that fully charges every apc on the station, disconnects them from the powergrid, and spawns wooden hand cranks on them to force the crew to manually charge them
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Post by AquaticZombie » #588887

chef ops team:
1. no unfun lethals like guns
2. killer tomato grenades instead of those buzzkill grenades
3. um all have kitchen cqc (could either have to get blueprints from CE to increase kitchen or deepfried tiles count as kitchen)
4. deep fry guns (basically the backpack water guns or tc chem thrower guns with oil set to high temps)
5. deep fry grenades
6. Virus that causes organs and body parts to deteriorate and ferment into nutriment, makes players fat and drunk as their bodies digest their fermented organs
7. explosive lemons aswell
8. potato peeler that takes off human leather scraps
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Post by Mickyan » #590216

Give mothpeople the ability to hide inside wallets
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Post by thehogshotgun » #590229

Remove mothpeople
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Post by Screemonster » #591001

add that gun from psycho-pass that detects whether or not you are malicious and make it tase people if they have attack logs and gib them if they're antags
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