ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Armhulen » Wed May 24, 2017 5:03 am #298151

SPRITE THE DEMON MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Limey » Wed May 24, 2017 7:09 am #298193

420 monkey hehehe
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Haevacht » Wed May 24, 2017 7:13 am #298195

a gae bolg replica
1% of a coder, 2% of a spriter, 97% >:3c

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Remie Richards » Wed May 24, 2017 1:03 pm #298303

Tokiko2 wrote:The numbers in a monkey's name should do a special thing.

Monkeys like #1, #666 or #1000 should have special sprites or names or whatever.


Monkey #1 should be an albino monkey with spiky hair and a pair of NODROP red shorts.
Monkey #666 should have a goatee or devil horns (or both)
Monkey #1000 should have a tuxedo, tophat and monocle.
Monkey #404 should be mostly invisible.
Monkey #420 should spawn with a NODROP ambrosia leaf.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Remie Richards » Wed May 24, 2017 1:09 pm #298304

There were some good ones in the past 2 pages, might have to implement them.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby calzilla1 » Wed May 24, 2017 2:07 pm #298330

#528 should have a NODROP halo and wings
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Remie Richards » Wed May 24, 2017 2:09 pm #298331

I don't get it.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Wed May 24, 2017 2:46 pm #298342

All I found on the subject is this thing.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby calzilla1 » Wed May 24, 2017 2:47 pm #298344

Meme gorrilla's death date
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote:The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.

Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Wed May 24, 2017 2:50 pm #298350

but that's 26.05.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Professor Hangar » Wed May 24, 2017 2:51 pm #298351

Never enough suicides. We need more suicides. By violin, by emag, by advanced release grenade.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby calzilla1 » Wed May 24, 2017 2:52 pm #298353

DemonFiren wrote:but that's 26.05.

No, it was may 28
Also, ITS MONTH/DAY
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote:The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.

Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Wed May 24, 2017 2:55 pm #298356

well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Remie Richards » Wed May 24, 2017 2:56 pm #298357

the accepted forms are:
28.05.2016 (DD/MM/YYYY)
Or:
2016.05.28 (YYYY/MM/DD)
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby calzilla1 » Wed May 24, 2017 2:58 pm #298358

DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression

Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote:The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.

Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Armhulen » Wed May 24, 2017 3:11 pm #298362

calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression

Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.

Thank you, captain america.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Wed May 24, 2017 3:12 pm #298363

Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression

Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.

Thank you, captain america.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Togopal » Wed May 24, 2017 3:15 pm #298366

>May 28th, 2016
>The 28th of May in 2016
>2016, May 28th

Why can't we just all get along?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Armhulen » Wed May 24, 2017 3:17 pm #298369

Togopal wrote:>2016, May 28th

Why can't we just all get along?

come on now, that doesn't even

I mean that is just a disgrace
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Swindly » Wed May 24, 2017 3:22 pm #298376

But it does progress logically.

12 months, 31 days, infinity years

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Armhulen » Wed May 24, 2017 3:22 pm #298377

Swindly wrote:But it does progress logically.

12 months, 31 days, infinity years

america is good america is great
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby calzilla1 » Wed May 24, 2017 3:25 pm #298379

DemonFiren wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression

Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.

Thank you, captain america.

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>Taking the Oatmeal as good scientific advise
GET THE TAR AND FEATHERS
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Armhulen » Wed May 24, 2017 3:27 pm #298380

calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression

Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.

Thank you, captain america.

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>Taking the Oatmeal as good scientific advise
GET THE TAR AND FEATHERS

yeah what the fuck was this autism
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby DemonFiren » Wed May 24, 2017 3:29 pm #298381

Swindly wrote:But it does progress logically.

12 months, 31 days, infinity years

you mean
365 to 366 days, 28 to 31 days, infinity days
yes, very logical



and of course it was autism
remember who you're dealing with
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Armhulen » Wed May 24, 2017 3:30 pm #298382

DemonFiren wrote:
Swindly wrote:But it does progress logically.

12 months, 31 days, infinity years

you mean
365 to 366 days, 28 to 31 days, infinity days
yes, very logical



and of course it was autism
remember who you're dealing with

>o a t m e a l
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Armhulen » Wed May 24, 2017 3:30 pm #298383

he's gone to the point where he has no more funny jokes to comic so he just makes fun on the american system
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Screemonster » Wed May 24, 2017 3:41 pm #298387

YYYYMMDD is the system that sorts in the correct order regardless of whether you sort by date or by filename

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Screemonster » Wed May 24, 2017 10:59 pm #298533

back to suggestions

supercatters

they're like supermatter but cats

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby MrEousTranger » Thu May 25, 2017 5:44 am #298684

Screemonster wrote:back to suggestions

supercatters

they're like supermatter but cats

Congrats an idea that actually belongs here

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Tokiko2 » Thu May 25, 2017 6:13 am #298690

Make RP mandatory for conversion antags.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Professor Hangar » Thu May 25, 2017 8:33 am #298717

Magic shoes that make you dance uncontrollably and can't be removed.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Thu May 25, 2017 12:50 pm #298759

Replace the EXPERIMENTOR lab with a psionics lab. Make psionics like wizard robeless magic but much weaker and resource intensive/liable to backfire.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby FantasticFwoosh » Thu May 25, 2017 1:03 pm #298762

Anonmare wrote:Replace the EXPERIMENTOR lab with a psionics lab. Make psionics like wizard robeless magic but much weaker and resource intensive/liable to backfire.


Go all PREY on us is a suggestion i've heard bounding around IRC, anything as a replacement for the experimentor lab if there isn't a future function or contingency plan.


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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby darkpaladin109 » Thu May 25, 2017 1:13 pm #298764

DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression

For once you're right.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Qbopper » Thu May 25, 2017 8:33 pm #298905

add a wizard spell that makes everyone on the map gib if they say anything in allcaps
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby D&B » Thu May 25, 2017 8:44 pm #298906

Let monkeys and dwarves able to mount corgies as cavalry
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Sat May 27, 2017 1:23 am #299412

Give rev converts click-examine tells that reveals their allegiance on examine.

Maybe it might reduce security genociding the assistant population
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Qbopper » Sat May 27, 2017 5:46 pm #299588

Anonmare wrote:Give rev converts click-examine tells that reveals their allegiance on examine.

Maybe it might reduce security genociding the assistant population


so like shadowling thralls
Limey wrote:its too late.

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Sat May 27, 2017 11:54 pm #299736

Pretty much. You could even let revs conceal their allegiance by hiding their face with masks, it'd match up with the stereotypical rev being a gas-mask wearing, stunprod-wielding greyshirt
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:13 am #301628

Give roboticists the ability to build and use a computer that lets them control the simple bots on the station like the AI can. Security bots require security access, in addition to robotics, to control and emagged /overridden ones send error reports if you attempt to tell them to do anything.

Let abductors send short-range telepathic messages to anyone they can see, similar to a Xenomorph whisper
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby BeeSting12 » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:46 am #301631

Anonmare wrote:Pretty much. You could even let revs conceal their allegiance by hiding their face with masks, it'd match up with the stereotypical rev being a gas-mask wearing, stunprod-wielding greyshirt

with no eye coverage or mask it would say "they have glazed over eyes and drool coming from their mouth" or something similar
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Gun Hog » Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:10 am #301696

Anonmare wrote:Give roboticists the ability to build and use a computer that lets them control the simple bots on the station like the AI can. Security bots require security access, in addition to robotics, to control and emagged /overridden ones send error reports if you attempt to tell them to do anything.


PDA carts do this!

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:19 pm #302003

Breathing pure oxygen for too long causes Oxygen Toxicity.

Breathing overpressurised nitrogen causes Nitrogen Narcosis resulting in; stamina damage, passing out, hallucinations and, at very high pressures, death.

Make atmos deadly in ways beyond plasma fire
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Screemonster » Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:36 pm #302034

Anonmare wrote:Breathing pure oxygen for too long causes Oxygen Toxicity.

Breathing overpressurised nitrogen causes Nitrogen Narcosis resulting in; stamina damage, passing out, hallucinations and, at very high pressures, death.

Make atmos deadly in ways beyond plasma fire

wrong thread

make sudden pressure _changes_ cause brute damage too, rather than merely being at high pressure. I mean, 550kPa is the point where people start taking pressure damage. That's the equivalent of being under 56 metres of water (well, 45, since bodies of water tend to have the atmosphere on top as well)

Interestingly enough this is the depth at which breathing air exposes you to a 1.4 bar partial pressure of oxygen and you have to start worrying about oxygen toxicity, so I'm wondering whether the person who first set that define just looked up "what pressure is it dangerous to be in" and coded that as the point where you start getting literally crushed to death

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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Reyn » Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:24 am #303194

Another securotron robot like beepsky which can autogulag people. call it "Stalin"
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby BeeSting12 » Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:06 pm #303556

make the nuke disk suicide nuke the station
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Davidchan » Tue Jun 06, 2017 5:10 am #303925

Anonmare wrote:Replace the EXPERIMENTOR lab with a psionics lab. Make psionics like wizard robeless magic but much weaker and resource intensive/liable to backfire.


Stamina damage, obvious glowing purple aura and brain damage if you use too many strong spells/abilities in a short period. Mind control someone but it does 1% brain damage to you and the target every few seconds.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby Anonmare » Tue Jun 06, 2017 7:38 am #303960

Davidchan wrote:
Anonmare wrote:Replace the EXPERIMENTOR lab with a psionics lab. Make psionics like wizard robeless magic but much weaker and resource intensive/liable to backfire.


Stamina damage, obvious glowing purple aura and brain damage if you use too many strong spells/abilities in a short period. Mind control someone but it does 1% brain damage to you and the target every few seconds.

I actually thought about the various powers and I wanted each one to have a different downside. I also had the idea that the psi lab had to develop more advanced, and more efficient/powerful/reliable versions of the psi-amplifier and it needing to be surgically installed with the scientists creating serums to try and make the powers express themselves after installation. I also had visions of a monstrous device to strap monkeys into after installing psi-amps that send calculated shocks to make the monkey use the powers. Some of the powers I had in min were:

  • Fireball: Throw a small, weaker version of the Wizard spell of the same name - Requires you to expend nutriment as you're literally burning body fat to make it.
  • Cryoblast: Throw a ball of pure cold that freezes targets on impact, can also be used to seal vents - Makes you somewhat colder with every use, overusing can result in dangerous freezer burns.
  • Haywire: Make a machine behave as though it was emagged for a variable amount of time, but not actually emagged. (For example: Haywired doors will open and have their door bolts dropped and AI wire cut before automatically fixing and returning back to normal, Cyborgs will have their AI connection temporarily severed and have their laws ionised before being returned to their master AI) - Risks causing hallucinations and brain damage.
  • Blink: Will teleport you randomly somewhere nearby - Has a risk of backfiring ad teleporting you without certain clothes (like your jmupsuit, belt or backpack) or worse, fling you into space.
  • Memetic mimicry: Allows you to emulate the appearance of a nearby object and anyone nearby will see you as that object - Does not work on silicons, thermals or x-ray users and people using cameras (both photographic and security) will also be able to see you. Constant usage will deal stamina damage until you collapse from exhaustion.
  • Wall of Force: Create a temporarily impassable wall of pure force - Risk being forced to stand still as though stunned if it fails.
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Postby Nilons » Tue Jun 06, 2017 7:51 am #303961

I really like that idea cause the experimenter is fucking stupid
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Postby bman » Tue Jun 06, 2017 9:59 am #303982

Nilons wrote:I really like that idea cause the experimenter is fucking stupid


but that idea just means sci will have spells + flightsuits + nvg mesons + stun implants + thermal implants + reviver implant + 20 other types of implants + infinite lasers + wall-penetrating beams + infinite storage + mechas if robo is fit on resources

what madman would give sci spells

Armhulen wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:
Swindly wrote:But it does progress logically.

12 months, 31 days, infinity years

you mean
365 to 366 days, 28 to 31 days, infinity days
yes, very logical



and of course it was autism
remember who you're dealing with

>o a t m e a l


do you remember that madman who raised lots of money by shitposting on the oatmeal then he compared the oatmeal author's mom to a wild animal?
then i think he gave it to charity, there was something about someone being sued unfairly i dont remember what EXACTLY

edit: i got the entire story backwards sorry nevermind long time no see kiss kiss hugg hug

edit: this happened turns out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oatme ... al_dispute
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