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Post by Qbopper » #295862

Bottom post of the previous page:

Reyn wrote:Give the curator a really weak random spell
give the curator a box and if he opens it up his face melts
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Post by Screemonster » #295936

is there a holy grail ruin in lavaland yet
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Post by Togopal » #295939

Qbopper wrote:
Reyn wrote:Give the curator a really weak random spell
give the curator a box and if he opens it up his face melts
The box in his backpack will suffice
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Post by One Seven One » #296817

New Event: Alternate Universe
Every tile and object on the station is replaced with a random tile or object temporarily.

Suddenly all of the carpets become lava.
Suddenly all of the metal walls become plasma.
Suddenly every loaf of bread made by the chef becomes gatfruit.
Every one of security's stun guns suddenly become wands of death.
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Post by DemonFiren » #297539

Give male lizards dewlaps.
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I know females have them too, but they're usually much smaller and less colourful.
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Post by Gun Hog » #297554

I look forward to DemonFiren posts! Keep those pictures coming!
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Post by DemonFiren » #297557

Gun Hog wrote:I look forward to DemonFiren posts! Keep those pictures coming!
all right, then
remove the restrictions on very dark colours so we can have literal liggers
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by Tokiko2 » #298131

The numbers in a monkey's name should do a special thing.

Monkeys like #1, #666 or #1000 should have special sprites or names or whatever.
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Post by Armhulen » #298151

SPRITE THE DEMON MONKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Post by Limey » #298193

420 monkey hehehe
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by Haevacht » #298195

a gae bolg replica
1% of a coder, 2% of a spriter, 97% >:3c

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Post by Remie Richards » #298303

Tokiko2 wrote:The numbers in a monkey's name should do a special thing.

Monkeys like #1, #666 or #1000 should have special sprites or names or whatever.
Monkey #1 should be an albino monkey with spiky hair and a pair of NODROP red shorts.
Monkey #666 should have a goatee or devil horns (or both)
Monkey #1000 should have a tuxedo, tophat and monocle.
Monkey #404 should be mostly invisible.
Monkey #420 should spawn with a NODROP ambrosia leaf.
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Post by Remie Richards » #298304

There were some good ones in the past 2 pages, might have to implement them.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by calzilla1 » #298330

#528 should have a NODROP halo and wings
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by Remie Richards » #298331

I don't get it.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by DemonFiren » #298342

All I found on the subject is this thing.
[youtube]9PRV6w6VJbc[/youtube]
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Post by calzilla1 » #298344

Meme gorrilla's death date
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Post by DemonFiren » #298350

but that's 26.05.
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Post by Professor Hangar » #298351

Never enough suicides. We need more suicides. By violin, by emag, by advanced release grenade.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by calzilla1 » #298353

DemonFiren wrote:but that's 26.05.
No, it was may 28
Also, ITS MONTH/DAY
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by DemonFiren » #298356

well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by Remie Richards » #298357

the accepted forms are:
28.05.2016 (DD/MM/YYYY)
Or:
2016.05.28 (YYYY/MM/DD)
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by calzilla1 » #298358

DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Post by Armhulen » #298362

calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
Thank you, captain america.
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Post by DemonFiren » #298363

Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
Thank you, captain america.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Post by Togopal » #298366

>May 28th, 2016
>The 28th of May in 2016
>2016, May 28th

Why can't we just all get along?
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Post by Armhulen » #298369

Togopal wrote:>2016, May 28th

Why can't we just all get along?
come on now, that doesn't even

I mean that is just a disgrace
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Post by Swindly » #298376

But it does progress logically.

12 months, 31 days, infinity years
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Post by Armhulen » #298377

Swindly wrote:But it does progress logically.

12 months, 31 days, infinity years
america is good america is great
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Post by calzilla1 » #298379

DemonFiren wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
Thank you, captain america.
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GET THE TAR AND FEATHERS
Life is too short for anything meaningful and too long for anything memeingful
Super Aggro Crag wrote: The best shitpost youll ever be responsible for will be your obituary.
Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy

do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Post by Armhulen » #298380

calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:
Armhulen wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
Who won the American Revolution?
It's M/D/Y you ligger.
We don't take any of your commie "Logical Progression" bullshit.
Thank you, captain america.
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>Taking the Oatmeal as good scientific advise
GET THE TAR AND FEATHERS
yeah what the fuck was this autism
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Post by DemonFiren » #298381

Swindly wrote:But it does progress logically.

12 months, 31 days, infinity years
you mean
365 to 366 days, 28 to 31 days, infinity days
yes, very logical



and of course it was autism
remember who you're dealing with
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Post by Armhulen » #298382

DemonFiren wrote:
Swindly wrote:But it does progress logically.

12 months, 31 days, infinity years
you mean
365 to 366 days, 28 to 31 days, infinity days
yes, very logical



and of course it was autism
remember who you're dealing with
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Post by Armhulen » #298383

he's gone to the point where he has no more funny jokes to comic so he just makes fun on the american system
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Post by Screemonster » #298387

YYYYMMDD is the system that sorts in the correct order regardless of whether you sort by date or by filename
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Post by Screemonster » #298533

back to suggestions

supercatters

they're like supermatter but cats
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Post by MrEousTranger » #298684

Screemonster wrote:back to suggestions

supercatters

they're like supermatter but cats
Congrats an idea that actually belongs here
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Post by Tokiko2 » #298690

Make RP mandatory for conversion antags.
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Post by Professor Hangar » #298717

Magic shoes that make you dance uncontrollably and can't be removed.
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Post by Anonmare » #298759

Replace the EXPERIMENTOR lab with a psionics lab. Make psionics like wizard robeless magic but much weaker and resource intensive/liable to backfire.
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Post by FantasticFwoosh » #298762

Anonmare wrote:Replace the EXPERIMENTOR lab with a psionics lab. Make psionics like wizard robeless magic but much weaker and resource intensive/liable to backfire.
Go all PREY on us is a suggestion i've heard bounding around IRC, anything as a replacement for the experimentor lab if there isn't a future function or contingency plan.

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Post by darkpaladin109 » #298764

DemonFiren wrote:well then it was 28.05
and no
fuck you
it's day-month-year
the logical progression
For once you're right.
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Post by Qbopper » #298905

add a wizard spell that makes everyone on the map gib if they say anything in allcaps
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Post by D&B » #298906

Let monkeys and dwarves able to mount corgies as cavalry
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Post by Anonmare » #299412

Give rev converts click-examine tells that reveals their allegiance on examine.

Maybe it might reduce security genociding the assistant population
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Post by Qbopper » #299588

Anonmare wrote:Give rev converts click-examine tells that reveals their allegiance on examine.

Maybe it might reduce security genociding the assistant population
so like shadowling thralls
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Post by Anonmare » #299736

Pretty much. You could even let revs conceal their allegiance by hiding their face with masks, it'd match up with the stereotypical rev being a gas-mask wearing, stunprod-wielding greyshirt
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Post by Anonmare » #301628

Give roboticists the ability to build and use a computer that lets them control the simple bots on the station like the AI can. Security bots require security access, in addition to robotics, to control and emagged /overridden ones send error reports if you attempt to tell them to do anything.

Let abductors send short-range telepathic messages to anyone they can see, similar to a Xenomorph whisper
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Post by BeeSting12 » #301631

Anonmare wrote:Pretty much. You could even let revs conceal their allegiance by hiding their face with masks, it'd match up with the stereotypical rev being a gas-mask wearing, stunprod-wielding greyshirt
with no eye coverage or mask it would say "they have glazed over eyes and drool coming from their mouth" or something similar
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Post by Gun Hog » #301696

Anonmare wrote:Give roboticists the ability to build and use a computer that lets them control the simple bots on the station like the AI can. Security bots require security access, in addition to robotics, to control and emagged /overridden ones send error reports if you attempt to tell them to do anything.
PDA carts do this!
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Post by Anonmare » #302003

Breathing pure oxygen for too long causes Oxygen Toxicity.

Breathing overpressurised nitrogen causes Nitrogen Narcosis resulting in; stamina damage, passing out, hallucinations and, at very high pressures, death.

Make atmos deadly in ways beyond plasma fire
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