GLORFing cigarettes

[PKPenguin321]

If you're smoking and you get GLORFed, you should accidentally swallow your cigarette whole which would make you take a bunch of oxygen damage and cough up smoke. If it's a big thing like a cigar or a pipe you would choke until going to crit and need CPR to get it out (as a stand-in for the Heimlich maneuver)

[Misdoubtful]

I haven't heard GLORFing in such a long time that I was going to be for this before I even read the rest of it. Whatever got attached to it just had to be good.

Spoiler: It was.

The concept of people choking on anything is just really funny for the commentary it can generate. Imagine punishing people that eat food from the kitchen too fast by making them choke on their food. I love it.

[TheFinalPotato]

I'm going to add this. I have the structure setup, just need to add the fluff tomorrow