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machine what turns empty cans into credits

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #725526

empty cans mostly get chucked into the disposal system and get ground up into metal sheets maybe, so people don't think "oh i will collect these and throw them in disposals". i think if there was a machine that give you a credit for returning an empty can into it would be funny and encourage assistants to scrounge maintenance bins and departments looking for cans so they could afford smokes
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Re: machine what turns empty cans into credits

Post by NecromancerAnne » #725624

Why stop at cans? Why not all kinds of trash? I know it isn't particularly in-line with the joke, but I think janitors and assistants being able to make a quick buck by dumping trash bags full of garbage into the Compact-o-Tron outside of cargo sounds funny.

It also very mildly lets cargo recoup their losses from buying dumpsters via Imports.
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Re: machine what turns empty cans into credits

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #725625

NecromancerAnne wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 11:31 pm Why stop at cans? Why not all kinds of trash? I know it isn't particularly in-line with the joke, but I think janitors and assistants being able to make a quick buck by dumping trash bags full of garbage into the Compact-o-Tron outside of cargo sounds funny.

It also very mildly lets cargo recoup their losses from buying dumpsters via Imports.
cuz they colllect cans irl
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Re: machine what turns empty cans into credits

Post by NecromancerAnne » #725630

I know but cans account for like 2% of all trash in-game
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Re: machine what turns empty cans into credits

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #725657

Whats the other trash
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Re: machine what turns empty cans into credits

Post by RedBaronFlyer » #725772

in my experience as janitorial, bottles, glass shards (usually from said bottles), used epi syringes, stray building materials like glass, iron, and iron rods (those go into the orm/lathes), and spent bullet casings.
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Super Aggro Crag wrote: Fri Mar 03, 2023 5:11 pm I assume he did it elsewhere because it's fucking goofball and he never half-asses his shitty ideas, he full asses them so both cheeks are absolutely slathered in shit
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Re: machine what turns empty cans into credits

Post by COwlbear » #725847

Don't forget snack wrappers and the occasional empty waffle tray!
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Re: machine what turns empty cans into credits

Post by Super Aggro Crag » #727806

Why for come waffles have a tray
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Re: machine what turns empty cans into credits

Post by TheRex9001 » #727808

Finally pant in ss13
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