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cloning rework

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Fri May 06, 2016 7:54 pm #174473

in real life when you clone a mans he doesn't pop out as a full grown retard with melty skin disease in real life when you clone a mans he is a baby

so cloning should grow a baby in the tank and poop out a baby (resprited monkey) that can't talk and just runs around and causes trouble crawling through the vents and looting the armory, but you gotta stun the baby and shove it in the cryo and inject the cryo with a new chemical (Time Juice) to make them grow up

but if you overdose them on time juice they become a super old mummyman like howard hughes and walk slow and you gotta young them up by injecting them with Fountain of Youth Water which you can find on lavaland surrounded by skeletal baby spaniards
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Saegrimr » Fri May 06, 2016 8:02 pm #174476

Every single one of your threads is a fucking rollercoaster of hilarity.
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Re: cloning rework

Postby ThanatosRa » Fri May 06, 2016 8:56 pm #174501

This is great. Also I think crag drinks too much.
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Lumbermancer » Fri May 06, 2016 9:00 pm #174504

I will need some visual aid before I approve this.
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Armhulen » Fri May 06, 2016 9:36 pm #174512

Super Aggro Crag wrote:in real life when you clone a mans he doesn't pop out as a full grown retard with melty skin disease in real life when you clone a mans he is a baby

what, cloning hasn't been invented yet as far as i'm concerned
yet for some reason i want this really badly, even though your ideas have been a slippery slope of memes
Minigun, cool idea dude>Bubblegum, okay sure i like it> Big foot, what the fuck, alright sure why not>this, "when you clone a mans he is a baby"
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Lumbermancer » Fri May 06, 2016 10:19 pm #174525

Armhulen wrote:what, cloning hasn't been invented yet as far as i'm concerned


We've been cloning animals since 90's if not earlier, and Koreans probably already cloned humans.
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Fri May 06, 2016 10:24 pm #174531

yeah why do you think they're all named "kim"
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Lumbermancer » Fri May 06, 2016 10:26 pm #174532

That's racist and culturally insensitive.
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Re: cloning rework

Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri May 06, 2016 10:27 pm #174533

itty bitty baby clowns scooting around
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Cobby » Fri May 06, 2016 10:28 pm #174534

Now the lifeweb population will soon attempt to appeal their bans, for no apparent reason ofc :^)
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Fri May 06, 2016 10:31 pm #174536

Lumbermancer wrote:I will need some visual aid before I approve this.

recently cloned man raids armory
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Fri May 06, 2016 10:34 pm #174539

atmos tech in natural state during gas leak

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Re: cloning rework

Postby EndgamerAzari » Fri May 06, 2016 10:46 pm #174546

Goddammit dude stop daydrinking
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Fri May 06, 2016 10:57 pm #174548

its seven o'clock shitholio

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Re: cloning rework

Postby Saegrimr » Sat May 07, 2016 3:30 am #174602

im fucking dieing
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Re: cloning rework

Postby MMMiracles » Sat May 07, 2016 3:49 am #174606

if this isn't added i'll be genuinely disappointed
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:51 pm #183572

bump so mmmiracles doesn't get disappointed
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Re: cloning rework

Postby paprika » Fri Jun 03, 2016 10:17 pm #183576

This is crag's compromise for not having fat sprites anymore

Make it happen coderbus
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Alipheese » Fri Jun 03, 2016 11:31 pm #183584

Make an aging system with it, then that makes a use out of the longevity symptom in virology.
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Re: cloning rework

Postby RedMcCloud » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:25 am #183691

this

we need this
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Davidchan » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:37 am #183692

Fuck the feature freeze. We need this.

Lizard clones pop out as eggs the chef can use for cooking. Also speaking of chef cannibalism: baby back ribs.
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Anonmare » Sat Jun 04, 2016 9:57 am #183707

Davidchan wrote:Fuck the feature freeze. We need this.

Lizard clones pop out as eggs the chef can use for cooking. Also speaking of chef cannibalism: baby back ribs.

Why only use the back ribs when you have a whole other side to use as well
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Armhulen » Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:50 am #183858

This HAS to happen right?
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Re: cloning rework

Postby RedMcCloud » Sun Jun 05, 2016 10:02 am #183955

Armhulen wrote:This HAS to happen right?


if it doesnt, we riot, take down down coderbus, forge a new empire

an empire
of infants

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but isnt that what the server is already, judging by how some people are
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Re: cloning rework

Postby kevinz000 » Sun Jun 05, 2016 10:08 am #183961

Please no.

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Re: cloning rework

Postby Bombadil » Sun Jun 05, 2016 8:03 pm #184081

Has shitposting gone too far?
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Re: cloning rework

Postby MrEousTranger » Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:12 pm #189745

bump to shine light on the only good post on this fucking website.
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Saegrimr » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:50 pm #424750

Season 3 Crag was really the highlight of the show.
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Lumbermancer » Tue Sep 22, 2020 4:37 pm #577097

Now that cloning has been removed, don't you think baby clones would have been a better alternative to outright removal of the whole system?
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Re: cloning rework

Postby wesoda25 » Tue Sep 22, 2020 4:54 pm #577099

No
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Tlaltecuhtli » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:14 pm #577101

we got growing vats...... blood with dna..... flesh chems requirement....

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Re: cloning rework

Postby Armhulen » Tue Sep 22, 2020 7:20 pm #577111

God, this thread makes me miss all the old forumposters...
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:20 pm #577123

Armhulen wrote:God, this thread makes me miss all the old forumposters...

*rattles walker at u* feh!
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Re: cloning rework

Postby Kassori » Wed Sep 23, 2020 8:00 am #577160

baby moff
baby lizard
oh no
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Re: cloning rework

Postby cacogen » Thu Sep 24, 2020 3:15 pm #577277

You don't expect him to say baby but then he says it. Also this was season 6
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Re: cloning rework

Postby RG4ORDR » Mon Sep 28, 2020 7:36 am #577520

Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Armhulen wrote:God, this thread makes me miss all the old forumposters...

*rattles walker at u* feh!

When are you gonna force merge this you fucking coward

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Re: cloning rework

Postby nianjiilical » Tue Sep 29, 2020 7:11 am #577608

i mean we have vatgrowing now

just make it possible to vatgrow a shitty little deformed goblin man that auto-sentiences itself from someone's blood like replica pods
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