Idea, variation of barnhouse spell.

[Reyn]

Instead of animals, target is forced to wear catears, essentially making them A.Become nonhuman to the ai, and B.Unable to talk properly

[Thunder11]

Iirc cat ears haven't even made you nonhuman for ages, and certainly don't fuck with speaking.

Still, add it as a 0 point gag spell

[TheNightingale]

Wait, catpeople aren't nonhuman? I always thought they didn't come under Asimov.

[Thunder11]

I haven't seen anyone treat them any differently for ages, at least

[Saegrimr]

Cats are nonhuman, and not eligible for heads of staff either.

[Shaps-cloud]

Humans with cat ears are still pretty much human, someone suddenly doesn't become a non-human because they get a robo-arm or something

[TribeOfBeavers]

Cats are nonhuman, and not eligible for heads of staff either.

You can only pick service jobs with cat ears.

Instead of making it a separate spell, it could just be added to the possible outcomes of the barnyard spell.

[Shaps-cloud]

limiting catpeople to even fewer jobs than completely foreign filthy lizard creatures is dumb

[Skorvold]

this is why cat ears on humans as a race is retarded

[PKPenguin321]

Catgirls are genetically designed to be subservient slaves to the proper man. Don't you mongrels know your lore

[Not-Dorsidarf]

I always preferred the lore that they're treated as scum because at least the aliens didn't choose to abandon their humanity in favor of being a weeb