Additional Suicide Methods

[Professor Hangar]

Having had a minor quest to find as many ways to commit suicide as possible, I've been disappointed a few times by items that lack their own unique suicide message. So I have some suggestions for more. (apologies if any of these are already covered)

Chainsaw: Chopping your own head off. (there's precedent: http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1996-07.html)

Cleaver: Similar to Chainsaw, or at least slicing your own throat.

Cyborg Left/Right arm: Activate the arm and make it strangle you to death.

C4: Activate and then swallow the C4, gibbing yourself. Deviates from the formula a bit, but it IS a traitor item.

Cryptographic Sequencer: (or whatever the emag is officially called) Read the card too closely, causing your brain to explode.

Book: Read intently and seriously, and immediately die of boredom.

Bottle of Vodka: Down the entire contents of the bottle, deliver a dramatic, incomprehensible monologue in Finnish, then keel over dead.

Tablet computer: Read nasty comments on social media, and die from shock.

Pills, possibly Crayons, other small objects: Shove them up your nose, quickly causing death from brain injuries and/or suffocation.

[WarbossLincoln]

I've been suggesting this as an unarmed suicide ever since dismemberment got added in.

[DemonFiren]

Half of those already exist afaik.

Anyway.
Suiciding with a kebab should delete you and the kebab.

[Okand37]

What would we need another C4 suicide for? No raisin?

[DemonFiren]

Suicide with an intelicard should make you bash your head in trying to transfer your mind to it.
1% chance to actually succeed and to become an AI with the name you started the round with.

[Professor Hangar]

Wow, this actually sent? My internet shat itself sideways yesterday, I didn't think it went through.

Wasn't sure if there was a C4 one, apologies then.

Toolbelt and similar belts you should be able to hang yourself with, if you can't already. Maybe jackets too.

[Lumbermancer]

What happened to the good old tossing oneself out of the nearest airlock?

[Saegrimr]

What happened to the good old tossing oneself out of the nearest airlock?

It's not inconvenient enough for everybody else around you.

[Wyzack]

There is no captain's rapier seppaku which is inexcusable

[DemonFiren]

Very.

[Cobby]

What happened to the good old tossing oneself out of the nearest airlock?

It's not inconvenient enough for everybody else around you.

People will still just use the old egrille in front of bridge "suicide", that just so happens to sometimes kill everyone else around them :^)

[Archie700]

>no double esword suicide

Man.

[PKPenguin321]

i should point out that adding custom suicides to items is actually really easy, and if anybody wants to get into coding it's a nice place to start

[Professor Hangar]

>no double esword suicide

Man.

How can that not involve removing every single limb you have?

[calzilla1]

Make traitor item suicides a "last resort"
Duel esword: chop of every limb off youself and everyone around you
Emag: every thing on the screen gets emaged and you explode the size of an ied
Addrenals: you stab them into your eyes and start boogieing, giving everyone around you serious brute damage and a bad disease because of your "sick moves"
Syndie bomb: suicide bomb... duh
Revolver/ sketch: shoot everyone on screen then blow your brains out.
No slips: you perma lube all floors on screen

[Professor Hangar]

Some of those seem a bit much, especially given traitors can have an objective to die. Downgrade perma lube to splashing space lube and it might well be funny enough.

Suicide stimpack effect with guaranteed death at the end? ...actually that might make for a fun traitor item in itself.

[IcePacks]

look around you and think creatively

[Professor Hangar]

Soda can suicide: swallow the entire can, choke to death.

[Screemonster]

Suicide with a PDA by tapping the battery lightly until it explodes something something samsung reference

[Professor Hangar]

Hand tele is notably lacking a suicide method. Some kind of creative telefrag? Splinching your head from your body?

[Armhulen]

Hand tele is notably lacking a suicide method. Some kind of creative telefrag? Splinching your head from your body?

make it teleport all your organs to the destination

[Professor Hangar]

Hand tele is notably lacking a suicide method. Some kind of creative telefrag? Splinching your head from your body?

make it teleport all your organs to the destination

Also all of your blood.

[Screemonster]

can you kick yourself to death with a severed foot yet

[DemonFiren]

Hand tele is notably lacking a suicide method. Some kind of creative telefrag? Splinching your head from your body?

make it teleport all your organs to the destination

Also all of your blood.

Make it randomly teleport your body parts and worn items to all beacons in range.
Suicide with a bluespace crystal should probably be chewing on it, resulting in the head getting teleported away and the body remaining.