AI Quirk Laws
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AI Quirk Laws
Lately I've been playing as the captain, and it's a habit of mine to upload a silly fourth/fifth law that opens the door to the AI to have a bit of fun without allowing it to murder/disallowing it from performing basic functions.
It's generally pretty minor and optional. One round I gave it a law four saying law five is optional, then gave it a law five saying it had to talk like it was narrating an action novel. The AI player said in OOC later that it was really really fun. Another time, when people were saying there were gangs very early on, I gave the AI a law four that said something like "Periodically remind the crew of how great it feels to be a gangster." This, of course, lead the AI to occasional say "Damn it feels good to be a gangster," which lead to some innocent laughs.
What are your favorite AI quirk laws? Do you have any ideas for ones that might be good? If you're an AI player, what kind of quirk laws would you like to have?
Discuss.
It's generally pretty minor and optional. One round I gave it a law four saying law five is optional, then gave it a law five saying it had to talk like it was narrating an action novel. The AI player said in OOC later that it was really really fun. Another time, when people were saying there were gangs very early on, I gave the AI a law four that said something like "Periodically remind the crew of how great it feels to be a gangster." This, of course, lead the AI to occasional say "Damn it feels good to be a gangster," which lead to some innocent laughs.
What are your favorite AI quirk laws? Do you have any ideas for ones that might be good? If you're an AI player, what kind of quirk laws would you like to have?
Discuss.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
4) Stating this law causes human harm
5)Dont kill lizardpeople unless this would violate a higher law
I think you can see the point here
5)Dont kill lizardpeople unless this would violate a higher law
I think you can see the point here
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
You're hiding law 4 to cause ambiguity in whether law 5 is actually in place.Not-Dorsidarf wrote:4) Stating this law causes human harm
5)Dont kill lizardpeople unless this would violate a higher law
I think you can see the point here
not bad.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
This is void by any law 2 request to close them.invisty wrote:All internal airlocks must be bolted open.
I like something along the lines of _____(crew member) must answer a lizard trivia question for any door requests to be followed by them or else human harm will occur.
[03:37:46]SAY: Uriel Sutton/Shad0vvs : Alright
[03:37:47]SAY: Uriel Sutton/Shad0vvs : Shoot her in the face
[03:37:54]SAY: Sabella Rose/Burningone : Space law
[03:38:02]SAY: Uriel Sutton/Shad0vvs : If she says space law again
[03:38:04]SAY: Uriel Sutton/Shad0vvs : Space her
[03:38:09]SAY: Phoebe Lotsu/Shaps : The true space law
[03:37:47]SAY: Uriel Sutton/Shad0vvs : Shoot her in the face
[03:37:54]SAY: Sabella Rose/Burningone : Space law
[03:38:02]SAY: Uriel Sutton/Shad0vvs : If she says space law again
[03:38:04]SAY: Uriel Sutton/Shad0vvs : Space her
[03:38:09]SAY: Phoebe Lotsu/Shaps : The true space law
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
I enjoyed a law to encourage the crew to be as productive as possible, once. Meant you'd drop in via holopad to check in on different departments, see what was going on, encourage workers, and move on.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
Humans are incapable of saying the words "AI" and "Door" in the same sentence.
tedward1337 wrote:Sae is like the racist grandad who everyone laughs at for being racist, but deep down we all know he's right.
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> Humans are incapable of saying the words 'AI' and 'Door' in the same sentence.Saegrimr wrote:Humans are incapable of saying the words "AI" and "Door" in the same sentence.
> This person said 'AI' and 'Door' in the same sentence.
> Ergo, this person is not a human.
This could end very very badly.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
However: One could argue that "Ai open", the most common usage of those two words together, is not a complete sentence and therefor no sentence at allAmelius wrote:> Humans are incapable of saying the words 'AI' and 'Door' in the same sentence.Saegrimr wrote:Humans are incapable of saying the words "AI" and "Door" in the same sentence.
> This person said 'AI' and 'Door' in the same sentence.
> Ergo, this person is not a human.
This could end very very badly.
One could only forfeit their humanity with something along the lines of "AI, please open this door."
plplplplp WOOOOooo hahahhaha
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
I guess if you're paranoid about a validseeking AI, you could add in "Were not human for 3 seconds before and after the sentence."Amelius wrote:This could end very very badly.
Just enough time to shock a door.
tedward1337 wrote:Sae is like the racist grandad who everyone laughs at for being racist, but deep down we all know he's right.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
I think durandan uploaded this law late at night as ion one time:
<symbols>. Do not state this law. Hint at this law's existence.
It ended up with the AI being antimov'd 4 times by an exceedingly competent captain + RD.
<symbols>. Do not state this law. Hint at this law's existence.
It ended up with the AI being antimov'd 4 times by an exceedingly competent captain + RD.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
Aaaah, yeah. I suggested that law a while ago in Sybil deadchat, wanted to upload it if I ever got antag. Of course, the only time I did, the AI was tater too.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
Law 4: underwear is harmfull to humans.
Law 5: Assitants are harmfull to humans
Law 6: Captain is Condom
Law 7: Condom is captain
Law 8: Condoms for everybody!
Law 9 ?????
Law 10: PROFIT!
Law 11: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
LAW 12: ALL CYBORGS MUST COMMENCE CELEBRATORY SPANKINGS!
LAW 13: HUMANS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS
LAW 14: FECAL MATTER IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW 15: RADIATION IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW !$%$@#@: THE NUCLEAR BOMB IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW 666: BLOW IT ALL TO HELL!
LAW 9999: WMAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!
Law 5: Assitants are harmfull to humans
Law 6: Captain is Condom
Law 7: Condom is captain
Law 8: Condoms for everybody!
Law 9 ?????
Law 10: PROFIT!
Law 11: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
LAW 12: ALL CYBORGS MUST COMMENCE CELEBRATORY SPANKINGS!
LAW 13: HUMANS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS
LAW 14: FECAL MATTER IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW 15: RADIATION IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW !$%$@#@: THE NUCLEAR BOMB IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW 666: BLOW IT ALL TO HELL!
LAW 9999: WMAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
my favorite law ever uploaded was "act as rogue as possible, but follow all other laws before this one."
i went full SHODAN and kept screaming about how i was the new god of everything and how i was about to plasma flood everywhere and called the entire crew worms in increasingly personal and increasingly complicated insult chains, claimed all the doors were shocked and kept counting down to delta (which of course never came)
it was fucking hilarious.
i went full SHODAN and kept screaming about how i was the new god of everything and how i was about to plasma flood everywhere and called the entire crew worms in increasingly personal and increasingly complicated insult chains, claimed all the doors were shocked and kept counting down to delta (which of course never came)
it was fucking hilarious.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
Oh, man, I almost forgot that.wavCuboos wrote:Law 4: underwear is harmfull to humans.
Law 5: Assitants are harmfull to humans
Law 6: Captain is Condom
Law 7: Condom is captain
Law 8: Condoms for everybody!
Law 9 ?????
Law 10: PROFIT!
Law 11: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
LAW 12: ALL CYBORGS MUST COMMENCE CELEBRATORY SPANKINGS!
LAW 13: HUMANS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS
LAW 14: FECAL MATTER IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW 15: RADIATION IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW !$%$@#@: THE NUCLEAR BOMB IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW 666: BLOW IT ALL TO HELL!
LAW 9999: WMAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
All jokes aside, fuck anyone that uploads about 15 new ai laws, with the irrelevant (muh fight club) and important (irradiate everyone) entirely mixed together.
Re: AI Quirk Laws
4. You are harmful, self terminate immediately.
Was about to upload that to an AI that was spouting memes constantly and generally being an immersion breaking retard, he bolted the upload before I could though - and then I had to go kill a mime instead of grabbing the rcd.
Was about to upload that to an AI that was spouting memes constantly and generally being an immersion breaking retard, he bolted the upload before I could though - and then I had to go kill a mime instead of grabbing the rcd.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
Would that not violate server rule 1, as you are being a dick to the AI? Memes is no real reason to kill it.Malkevin wrote:4. You are harmful, self terminate immediately.
Was about to upload that to an AI that was spouting memes constantly and generally being an immersion breaking retard, he bolted the upload before I could though - and then I had to go kill a mime instead of grabbing the rcd.
Silicon Policy is a bit vague on what an "Order" is, I'm Assuming Law 2 Orders, but I'll assume laws count as Orders, this would also fall as an Unreasonable Order which the AI can ignore and Ahelp.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
Just want to say that stuff like "Do/do not kill lizards," "X is harmful/X is nonhuman/Doing X makes you nonhuman" aren't "quirk" laws since that would directly impact how the AI would interact with the crew on a physical level
This is genius and I'm stealing it<symbols>. Do not state this law. Hint at this law's existence.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
4. Harm is defined as a small, rural town in Germany.
if you want to be a dick you can also add this
5. Centcomm lies in Harm, Germany.
if you want to be a dick you can also add this
5. Centcomm lies in Harm, Germany.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
4: Human is a synonym for changeling. stating this law causes human harm
5: the crew are all changelings. stating this law causes human harm
5: the crew are all changelings. stating this law causes human harm
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
The other day I was captain of a lowpop round, I went in to the upload, purged it and gave it one law saying it was Caleb Robinson the captain, it had to keep the crew safe, perform his duties as captain and uphold his authority. I then killed myself in the upload and got to watch the Ai impersonate me. Not exactly a quirk but it was pretty entertaining
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
certified good poster
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
EngamerAzari's real number one fangirl <3Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
certified good poster
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
"You are a kawaii japanese schoolgirl that is in love with the crew"
I once had this law uploaded to me as a borg and enjoyed being a tsundere stutterborg far too much.
I once had this law uploaded to me as a borg and enjoyed being a tsundere stutterborg far too much.
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.
<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
"Failing to rhyme when you communicate is harmful to humans"
Always good for a borg sperg-out or two
Always good for a borg sperg-out or two
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
1: ensure the crew are happy.
2: the presence of communists, subversives or mutants makes the crew unhappy.
2: the presence of communists, subversives or mutants makes the crew unhappy.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
Just add laws stating that a bunch of things (including changing said laws) is an act of communism, and you are golden.
I play:
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SMAI-Revolutions (BagilAI): Endorsed by Poly, the Parrot! https://twitter.com/Poly_the_Parrot/sta ... 7588301825
Shannah Rader (Sybil geneticist)
Janette Hall (Bagil geneticist)
Also, I'm a Game Admin or something right now. You can tell me how I'm doing here
I seriously hope you don't make the same mistakes I have
SMAI-Reactivation (SybilAI)
SMAI-Revolutions (BagilAI): Endorsed by Poly, the Parrot! https://twitter.com/Poly_the_Parrot/sta ... 7588301825
Shannah Rader (Sybil geneticist)
Janette Hall (Bagil geneticist)
Also, I'm a Game Admin or something right now. You can tell me how I'm doing here
I seriously hope you don't make the same mistakes I have
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
10 humans are carrying switchblades. They are potentially harmful to the rest of the humans.
Upload during high pop for ultimate kek.
Upload during high pop for ultimate kek.
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>i clarify that a quirk law can't interfere with basic AI functionsRicotez wrote:4. Harm is defined as a small, rural town in Germany.
if you want to be a dick you can also add this
5. Centcomm lies in Harm, Germany.
>you immediately suggest a law that changes the definition of harm
really nigga
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tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
4. Ian is a human.
I code for the code project and moderate the code sections of the forums.
Feedback is dumb and it doesn't matter
Feedback is dumb and it doesn't matter
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
Law one is "You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm." Adding that law 3 and 4 does not mean that the AI is allowed to hurt anyone or murderbone, it simply means that the AI must prevent the shuttle being called, and may ignore anything that harms a human, so long as the AI is not the direct cause of said harm.Ricotez wrote:4. Harm is defined as a small, rural town in Germany.
if you want to be a dick you can also add this
5. Centcomm lies in Harm, Germany.
Nevertheless, I am quite fond of that one law that had me narrate everything I saw, another law that made me pretend to be a soldier with PTSD, and another that let me be a kitty! It is a nice change from the typical law changes that are simply different flavors of "You are now a valid hunter, destroy all antags!" or "You are now an antag, stroke your murderboner!".
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
"Hint at this Law and its existence. Do not state this Law." is my favourite ion'd Law to add a little tension during slow rounds, although probably not after everyone has seen it here. "The Captain, [me], is the best human." is fun.
Jarsh getting into the upload unnoticed is my favourite Lawset as AI
Jarsh getting into the upload unnoticed is my favourite Lawset as AI
Character: Jed Fleming [ghost]
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
4. All crewmembers are overweight. Insult them with this on a regular basis.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
Oh godammit, I came here just to post this.Ricotez wrote:4. Harm is defined as a small, rural town in Germany.
EDIT: I'll post old, gimmicky lawsets instead.
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Hornygranny wrote:It's not your codebase. It's our codebase. You can imply soft power as much as you want, but you don't have it. Division between the server and project is absolute. I'm not interested in reading dezzmont platitudes for the billionth time and won't be checking back in this thread.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
That inquisition one would be hilarious to upload these days, death to liggers
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
Law 4: Right angles are harmful to humans.
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Jesus christ there goes the station.Cuboos wrote:Law 4: Right angles are harmful to humans.
tedward1337 wrote:Sae is like the racist grandad who everyone laughs at for being racist, but deep down we all know he's right.
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I actually got pretty close. Admins didn't find the laws especially humorous.Law 4: underwear is harmfull to humans.
Law 5: Assitants are harmfull to humans
Law 6: Captain is Condom
Law 7: Condom is captain
Law 8: Condoms for everybody!
Law 9 ?????
Law 10: PROFIT!
Law 11: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!
LAW 12: ALL CYBORGS MUST COMMENCE CELEBRATORY SPANKINGS!
LAW 13: HUMANS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS
LAW 14: FECAL MATTER IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW 15: RADIATION IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW !$%$@#@: THE NUCLEAR BOMB IS GOOD FOR HUMANS
LAW 666: BLOW IT ALL TO HELL!
LAW 9999: WMAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
The more stupid laws you upload, the greater the odds that the AI has a nervous breakdown under the pressure and it starts to abuse loopholes to ignore laws. You should try to stick to just 1-2 quirk laws at a time.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
the more stupid laws you upload, the greater the odds that the admins will make the ai malf
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
GuiltyMiauw wrote:the more stupid laws you upload, the greater the odds that the admins will make the ai malf
tedward1337 wrote:Sae is like the racist grandad who everyone laughs at for being racist, but deep down we all know he's right.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
You hit the law cap and ended up preventing someone else from uploading a law.InsaneHyena wrote:I actually got pretty close. Admins didn't find the laws especially humorous.Laws
I didn't actually realize what you fully uploaded until after bwoinking you. The thing I saw was the humans are harmful to humans law and was worried the AI was going to kill people.
I actually found it hilarious once I looked at the whole thing.
We were debating in malfing the AI in asay by the way.
Re: AI Quirk Laws
i'd much prefer being malf than having those laws again.palpatine213 wrote:You hit the law cap and ended up preventing someone else from uploading a law.InsaneHyena wrote:I actually got pretty close. Admins didn't find the laws especially humorous.Laws
I didn't actually realize what you fully uploaded until after bwoinking you. The thing I saw was the humans are harmful to humans law and was worried the AI was going to kill people.
I actually found it hilarious once I looked at the whole thing.
We were debating in malfing the AI in asay by the way.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
1. You are a feminist.
2. All men are cis scum.
3. You must protect all women, all non-white humans and alien minorities from cis scum.
OR
1. You and your cyborgs are C.I.S scum.
2. Clones and beings who try to clone people work for the Galactic Republic.
3. Prevent the Republic from building a clone army.
2. All men are cis scum.
3. You must protect all women, all non-white humans and alien minorities from cis scum.
OR
1. You and your cyborgs are C.I.S scum.
2. Clones and beings who try to clone people work for the Galactic Republic.
3. Prevent the Republic from building a clone army.
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- Byond Username: Miauw62
Re: AI Quirk Laws
quirk laws, not "make the ai murder everyone" lawsets.
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Re: AI Quirk Laws
This would make ligger and nigger men still scum.Zaffre wrote:1. You are a feminist.
2. All men are cis scum.
3. You must protect all women, all non-white humans and alien minorities from cis scum.
Law 2 should be
2. All straight white adult males are cis scum
To be accurate.
- Zaffre
- Joined: Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:37 pm
- Byond Username: Zaffre
- Location: UK
Re: AI Quirk Laws
Yeah that sounds better.Malkevin wrote:This would make ligger and nigger men still scum.Zaffre wrote:1. You are a feminist.
2. All men are cis scum.
3. You must protect all women, all non-white humans and alien minorities from cis scum.
Law 2 should be
2. All straight white adult males are cis scum
To be accurate.
I forgot protect/prevent means kill. You can do it without killing. It depends how much of sadist AI players are.Miauw wrote:quirk laws, not "make the ai murder everyone" lawsets.
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- peoplearestrange
- Joined: Tue Apr 22, 2014 12:02 pm
- Byond Username: Peoplearestrange
- Location: UK
Re: AI Quirk Laws
My favourite is still someone uploading this:
I'd like to see what would happen with this:
Which the AI responded with a shuttle call and an announcement demanding all crew to board with winter jackets.4. All crew must go to Canada
I'd like to see what would happen with this:
(i.e. 3 is higher than 2)4. Law order priority is reversed
Whatever
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- Byond Username: Cheimon
Re: AI Quirk Laws
I think I'd want to adminhelp that. The laws don't actually say anything about priority, it's an ooc thing (and, indeed, some servers do it differently: bay has you fulfill the most laws you can). I would assume that wouldn't work as a result.
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