The best way to get a girl/boy friend is to click on them say "hi" then push enter
then say "your cute" then push enter,wait until they say somthing back if they
don't go for another.
But that carp is your friend. It trusts you unconditionally, and will serve you forever. Would you kill that carp just for zombie powder? The carp who would lay down its life for you, would you force it to? O, what a cruel world we live in.
TheNightingale wrote:But that carp is your friend. It trusts you unconditionally, and will serve you forever. Would you kill that carp just for zombie powder? The carp who would lay down its life for you, would you force it to? O, what a cruel world we live in.
Wait a minute, does the carp not attack you? because if so it might not actually be useless outside of getting carpotoxin.
If you use it in your hand before deploying, it'll stare at you in adoration - and it won't attack you. A fun, if expensive, gimmick is to buy six carp and activate them all at once. Be the carp whisperer.
Malf not having the shitty hack and self destruct mechanism as part of the gamemode.
grenades not being shit.
lings actually having a reason to absorb people
And for all the wrong reasons:
Nuke core being movable and irradiating everything coming into a 10 tile radius.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm
The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
fun
a long long time ago, i had a notepad file of the UI/UE blocks, what each of them did, and which values gave you which colours, hair styles, etc.
I think genetics got changed or something so it doesn't matter anymore. I lost the file anyway, which kind of sucks since I spent like a good week on it
Sleepy pens can be refilled on Goon and it's so, so fun. You can do stuff like make shitloads of amatatoxin and jab it into people and they walk around for like ten minutes before falling over dead. It's great.
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf
"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards
"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem
"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321
"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen
"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC
"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare
"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare
"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn
">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack
"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo
"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare
"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy
"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf
"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag
"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace
">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare
"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux
"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith
"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
The ability to create rwalls with RCDs or destroy them? I wouldn't mind being able to destroy them, but creating them will be abused SO BAD now that RCDs can be filled with straight metal.
radio icons and refillable sleepy pens are good though.
Spoiler:
Zilenan91 wrote:
Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.
Zilenan91 wrote:The ability to create rwalls with RCDs or destroy them? I wouldn't mind being able to destroy them, but creating them will be abused SO BAD now that RCDs can be filled with straight metal.
radio icons and refillable sleepy pens are good though.
When RCD's were able to destroy Rwalls there was only one on the station to begin with.
Now engineering gives every engineer one at roundstart. Having them destroy r-walls makes r-walls basically pointless and an RCD becomes an all access tool to everywhere even more than it already is.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm
The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
iamgoofball wrote:Things I'll try to PR ASAP:
Radio Icons
RCD r-walls
Refillable sleepy pens
Things i might PR but probably won't because it's controversial and no maintainer will merge it:
Wall throws
Parasting
Insta KO chloral
Stun gloves
I don't feel like starting a new NTstation crisis:
OLDSPEED
ShadowDimentio wrote:Goof you cunt I can't hate you if you do what I want
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf
"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards
"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem
"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321
"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen
"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC
"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare
"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare
"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn
">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack
"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo
"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare
"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy
"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf
"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag
"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace
">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare
"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux
"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith
"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
Antag sec
Thermals/cloaker
I honestly like goofchem and the game feels in decent balance rn, hope his PRs go through
Parasting
Public lathe
The old e-gun sprites (see: current disablers)
ERP
Queen .midis
Honestly I think the game was 'scarier' and 'spookier' back your not only very new to the game, but that certain 'overpowered' items were on offer to antagonists. Ranging from Parasting to Cloaking.
ShadowDimentio wrote:Oh at some point when Sybil was a separate codebase the clown's bag would honk when you clicked on it. It had no delay, and other people could hear it.
It was great.
There used to be a glitch where if you used an autoclickerclicked very very fast and hovered your mouse pointer inbetween the ui of your backpack slot and the screen it would repeatedly play the honk sound at like a million bpm and create a sound of death (like imagine thousands of clown honks all going off at the same time...better yet this is what it sounded like)
edit: I also miss being able to deconstruct walls with just a wrench/welder, I think it's fucking stupid how it is now tbh
edit2: also it's not currently removed but, you can play the guitar, violin, and piano all at the same time : ^ )
yeah i'm still pissed that got merged in the first place
even in the old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old builds of the game, walls were deconstructed with welder -> wrench. why we had to change it is beyond me
PKPenguin321 wrote:yeah i'm still pissed that got merged in the first place
even in the old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old builds of the game, walls were deconstructed with welder -> wrench. why we had to change it is beyond me
As someone who abused this to regularly kill everyone I'm glad it's gone.
It is zero fun for the crew because once the three pairs of thermals/AI is taken care of then everyone else just dies without having any chance at all.
I really liked old cryo. The one that knocked you unconcious and had a 2 minute manual ejection. They were amazing for traitoring and actually gave doctors a reason to not just shove everyone into cryo all the time. I do see why people hated it though, getting forgotten in there and not even knowing about the ejection was probably frustrating for some.
Tokiko2 wrote:I really liked old cryo. The one that knocked you unconcious and had a 2 minute manual ejection. They were amazing for traitoring and actually gave doctors a reason to not just shove everyone into cryo all the time. I do see why people hated it though, getting forgotten in there and not even knowing about the ejection was probably frustrating for some.
Because players absolutely abhor the un-necessary waiting-around of cryo, and even more so the idea of being vulnerable to traitors.
Honestly? I think it was a mistake to remove the unconsciousness part.
Old cryo was awful. Terrible medics would stuff you in there every time you got a scratch and then wander off, forcing you to wait two minutes to get out and keep playing the game.
Besides. Sleepers have always been better, if only because they're faster.
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf
"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards
"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem
"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321
"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen
"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC
"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare
"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare
"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn
">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack
"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo
"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare
"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy
"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf
"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag
"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace
">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare
"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux
"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith
"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
Tokiko2 wrote:I really liked old cryo. The one that knocked you unconcious and had a 2 minute manual ejection. They were amazing for traitoring and actually gave doctors a reason to not just shove everyone into cryo all the time. I do see why people hated it though, getting forgotten in there and not even knowing about the ejection was probably frustrating for some.
Yeah laying unconscious in a cryo tube was atmospheric. The only change that was needed was to eject you when you are fully healed.
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm
The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
Old cryo was great. Medbay could use them as ghetto prison cells for unruly fucks, or for antags to render people helpless for murder/conversion.
Now medbay is 100% self service, no possibility of other people interferring allowed.
lumipharon wrote:Old cryo was great. Medbay could use them as ghetto prison cells for unruly fucks, or for antags to render people helpless for murder/conversion.
Now medbay is 100% self service, no possibility of other people interferring allowed.
Except that some idiot put morphine in the sleepers
So if someone wants to troll you, guess what, you're comatose for 5 minutes now
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf
"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards
"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem
"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321
"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen
"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC
"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare
"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare
"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn
">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack
"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo
"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare
"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy
"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf
"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag
"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace
">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare
"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux
"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith
"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
lumipharon wrote:Old cryo was great. Medbay could use them as ghetto prison cells for unruly fucks, or for antags to render people helpless for murder/conversion.
Now medbay is 100% self service, no possibility of other people interferring allowed.
Except that some idiot put morphine in the sleepers
So if someone wants to troll you, guess what, you're comatose for 5 minutes now
sleepers had sleep toxin before goofchem, they've always had a KO option
there was nothing funnier than finding a prisoner chained to a chair, and spin them around at super sanic speed while they screamed
unfortunately people used it for meta
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
Ricotez wrote:there was nothing funnier than finding a prisoner chained to a chair, and spin them around at super sanic speed while they screamed
unfortunately people used it for meta
Nah, the best was on escape shuttles that were empty, except for a couple people, and every single dead person was a ghost spinning a chair.
Was spooky.
One Seven One wrote:Being able to hit tab+enter to make the Orion Trail games spit out eight toys at a time.
I miss being able to EMP arcades to get them to spit out toys.
They got changed so they now explode when they get EMP'd. I didn't realise this, built an arcade next to the PA to grab a few toys to play with and took out half the front window in front of the PA; I'm lucky it didn't damage the engine itself.
One Seven One wrote:Being able to hit tab+enter to make the Orion Trail games spit out eight toys at a time.
I miss being able to EMP arcades to get them to spit out toys.
They got changed so they now explode when they get EMP'd. I didn't realise this, built an arcade next to the PA to grab a few toys to play with and took out half the front window in front of the PA; I'm lucky it didn't damage the engine itself.
Why would you even remove that. WHY. There's only fun toys in the arcade, nothing even important! CODERS! CODERS!!
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf
"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards
"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem
"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321
"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen
"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC
"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare
"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare
"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn
">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack
"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo
"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare
"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy
"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf
"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag
"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace
">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare
"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux
"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith
"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
I remember being able to cheese the Orion trail machines by repeatedly clicking an option before it loads a response to skip ahead and get negative value components.
Also emagging an arcade shouldn't tell anyone it's Outbomb Cuban Pete until it's too late, very hard to kill people that way these days
The lack of varied stuff from the upgraded crusher exploit, it was sweet just managing our own business without having to get so dirty waiting for mining (though i admit the foam dart exploit was shitty)
FantasticFwoosh wrote:The lack of varied stuff from the upgraded crusher exploit, it was sweet just managing our own business without having to get so dirty waiting for mining (though i admit the foam dart exploit was shitty)
FantasticFwoosh wrote:The lack of varied stuff from the upgraded crusher exploit, it was sweet just managing our own business without having to get so dirty waiting for mining (though i admit the foam dart exploit was shitty)
i thought I blacklisted all bullets? ah well
i might PR it again, mining might hate me though
As much as I support it, it is a waste of time. You know it will be denied. Now, if more items had proper material lists, it might become worth it again to recycle items (a crusher is not actually needed, the Destructive Analyzer transfers materials it harvests to the Protolathe)...Having an item's material list be equal to its research design datum requirement. In layman's terms, make it so that every item can be recycled to obtain the minerals required to build it. Additionally, any item with an origin tech level which cannot be fabricated should have materials in them that seem logical - such as the the Hand Tele containing a small amount of diamond.
Edit: As I checked the code for the hand tele, I discovered that it is composed of 5 sheets of metal. Go figure.
Just make the materials obtainable from all items the same as what it takes to build with a max efficiency auto/protolathe. (if the recycler is maxed, if not then wastage)
The you can look at lower tier lathes as inefficiency, or wastage. Like how Eve handles manufacturing.
Basically, A dildo cannon might have a base material requirement of 100 metal.
The level of manipulator in the lathe would add a multiplier to the mat requirements (t4 would be 1, t3 might be 1.1, etc etc), to give you something like what we got now in term of the cost of making shit, and upgrades. (ie: base mat cost X multiplier = required minerals)
Then with the recycler, the manipulator in that would have a multiplier for getting minerals back, with t4 again being 1, but with the lower tiers being lower (0.9 etc etc). (base mat cost X multiplier = recycled minerals)
This would mean if you have maxed proto/autolathes AND recycler, you'd get 100% return on materials, while anything less would result in lost materials either in manufacturing or recycling.