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XSI wrote:If only
The real movie is more cringe than that, and seems to have both sides basically being incompetent fools and then ends before anything actually happens
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Wasn't she wearing a Stormtrooper Captain helmet for the whole movie? I'm pretty sure she's coming back in Episode 8, though (presumably surviving the trash compactor's inevitable Dianoga monster).Ikarrus wrote:Also, I found Phasma strangely attractive despite only seeing her on screen for no more than a couple of minutes???????
Timberpoes wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 3:21 pm The rules exist to create the biggest possible chance of a cool shift of SS13. They don't exist to allow admins to create the most boring interpretation of SS13.
To be fair, we have no idea if Rey and Ren are actually related in any way (Luke doesn't seem like the sort who would dump off his daughter in the middle of a wasteland), and Finn and Poe both don't really have analogues in the original (Poe mirrors Han a little, but even that's a little iffy). It's very clear what Abrams was doing, and why he did it. After the clusterfuck that was the prequels, they had to tread carefully and test the waters. The Force Awakens is half original, half derivative, and it was done that way on purpose. I can see the trilogy diverging a lot more in the next two movies, and I'm very interested to see what happens next.Steelpoint wrote:thing
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
To play devil's advocate, her time as a scavenger would probably give her a lot of experience with mechanical things, the fight with Kylo Ren was basically 2 vs 1, plus we don't know how skilled Kylo is either. I'm reserving all judgement until they elaborate on these things in the next two movies. VII's job was to be a not-shit start to a trilogy and it succeeded on that front. After the prequels, they wanted something safe.An0n3 wrote:Luke Skywalker:
Rey:
+Literal-fucking-who
+Has never met a Jedi she can remember, never trained a day in her life
+Learns mind tricks, saber combat, force-pull in the span of a few days without even trying
+Bests a Sith apprentice 1v1 the first time she ever turns a lightsaber on
+Ace space pilot ontop of that, despite only ever owning a scooter and living in squalor
+Can innately repair all sorts of mechanical problems on any space ship despite never having left her home planet before
Still better than Anakin. Anakin was just a little bitch. Kylo's conflicted feelings make sense at least.Takeguru wrote:It was alright.
Kylo was an angsty faggot and of course plot armor kept him alive despite Chewie's bowcaster literally exploding people 5 feet into the air earlier
He's shown to be incredibly insecure. He has to live up to Vader's name, but he isn't nearly as experienced or mature as he was. Kylo Ren is angsty and emotional like Anakin was, but he actually has an established reason to be.NikNakFlak wrote:I agree, I don't know what it is about kylo ren, but I really like him as villain. I like his angry outburts.Spoiler:
kieth4 wrote: infrequently shitting yourself is fine imo
There is a lot of very bizarre nonsense being talked on this forum. I shall now remain silent and logoff until my points are vindicated.
Player who complainted over being killed for looting cap office wrote: ↑Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am Hey there, I'm Virescent, the super evil person who made the stupid appeal and didn't think it through enough. Just came here to say: screech, retards. Screech and writhe like the worms you are. Your pathetic little cries will keep echoing around for a while before quietting down. There is one great outcome from this: I rised up the blood pressure of some of you shitheads and lowered your lifespan. I'm honestly tempted to do this more often just to see you screech and writhe more, but that wouldn't be cool of me. So come on haters, show me some more of your high blood pressure please.![]()
At least Han managed to get off the rideKraso wrote:han solo's son is the villain two endings kill him or nuke the death star
We've got two more movies for that stuff. Can't expect them to answer everything in one movie.lumipharon wrote:Why does r2d2 decide to wake up only after shit hits the fan and the deathstarXL gets nuked?
Like, it shut off when luke left, didn't turn on when they bought the map fragment, it just randomly decides to turn on after, for no apparent reason.
Also they mentioned luke was training 'a new generation of jedi' or whatever, which implies there being more then just Yolo Ren. Did he murder them all? Did Luke just fuck off with them? Did he just fuck off without them?
Still really enjoyable to watch, but if you think too hard there's a lot of just dumb shit in it that doesn't make a lot of sense.
Implying Luke wasn't literally who in New Hope, who got embroiled in the plot only because his uncle decided to buy new robots that day.An0n3 wrote:Luke Skywalker:
+Son of the "chosen one" Anakin Skywalker
+Trains under Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda
+Takes two movies to learn how to force-pull, three movies to learn proper lightsaber combat and jedi mind tricks
But does he really? We know he can't make a proper lightsaber, because his is wonky, and he wants Luke's one badly. Meanwhile Luke learned how to make one by himself in Return.CosmicScientist wrote:guy who knows how to lightsaber
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