> Engineer.
> Again? Fuck no, I'll go be drone and restore derelict.
> Suicide.
> I wonder what the roundtype is.
> It's wizard.
> Welp, it's going to be over quickly, no drones for now.
> The wizard spawns in the armory, robs it.
> A ligger derective comes and starts a conversation.
> Suddenly, he whips out his hacked revolver and shoots the wizard dead.
> That was a really short round.
> SUDDENLY, RAGING MAGES
> Get the wizard.
> Wonder about my name and gimmick for some time.
> The other wizard buys a mjolnir and says he's gonna be the MUSCLE WIZARD.
> Idea.
> Ask him if he wants to be Thor.
> He does, he changes his name and looks to match.
> Name myself Loki, buy upgraded jaunt, upgraded magic missile and a staff of change.
> We deploy to the station.
> Go around, staff of change people into xenos, slimes and blobbernauts.
> My target is Zoey Webb? I love to kill people who have it coming.
> Go to botany, transform her into monkey, beat her to death with a hatchet.
> A few times loudly ask over the radio for my brother. Thor is silent.
> I assume he's dead at this point.
> Polymorph some more people, including Bryce Pax. Next time I see him, he's a blobbernaut called shitternaut.
> Polymorph more people, causing chaos indirectly, but not killing anyone beside my target.
> Find clown with a mjolnir.
> Staff of change clown into a slime, grab mjolnir, jaunt away.
> Conclude that my brother must be dead, space the hammer to honour him.
> Captain invites me for negotiations.
> Laugh him off, refuse.
> He promises that he intends me no harm.
> "A god has nothing to be afraid of from a human like you, captain."
> Or maybe I should come.
> Hmmmm.
> Time to prove to admins that I don't hate RP!
> Jaunting is fucking hard, because the chaplain in this round is a competent motherfucker, not a degenerate lizard in a carpsuit.
> Start a conversation with captain, he asks me what do I want.
> While I'm typing the answer, he shoots me with a lethal syringe from his syringe gun.
> Jaunt away.
> Too late.
> Is this how I die? From treachery? How ironic.
> Crawl through the atmosia, I know that I'm dead at this point, but maybe I'll find an isolated location and die in peace.
> As I slowly crawl, I continuously get stunned and drop my staff.
> An atmostech finds me, picks up my staff, shoots me with it.
> Get turned into a slime.
> Holy shit, I might actually survive this.
> Holy shit, this is atmos, fire extinguishers EVERYWHERE.
> Try to ventcrawl.
> Die.
> Captain is dead too.
> He boasts about how he killed five wizards with this trick before, and they keep falling for it.
> Says that wizard should be killing people, not talking.
>
Mfw when I'm asked why I don't RP on tg