Playing security isn't shit anymore
Playing security isn't shit anymore
Since I've started playing TG again I've really been pushing the envelope to see what I can get away with, to see if playing security is still awful.
I've given long sentences to non-antags for constantly being shit.
I've executed traitors with only the warden's permission.
I've fired a traitor out the mass driver (because shuttle was about to arrive and there was two other fucksticks in the holding area).
I've killed possible revs/cultists for no reason other than they're acting shifty and in the same area as actual cultist/revs and I didn't want to risk them stabbing us in the back.
I've demoted a HoP for being an all access giving cunt.
All without a single admin-pm.
Either admins have learned to not argue with me or we might've finally shaken off the shitty SoS oppression and entered a new golden age to wear the red.
Yet still no cunt plays sec at round start.
Start playing security you filthy animals!
I've given long sentences to non-antags for constantly being shit.
I've executed traitors with only the warden's permission.
I've fired a traitor out the mass driver (because shuttle was about to arrive and there was two other fucksticks in the holding area).
I've killed possible revs/cultists for no reason other than they're acting shifty and in the same area as actual cultist/revs and I didn't want to risk them stabbing us in the back.
I've demoted a HoP for being an all access giving cunt.
All without a single admin-pm.
Either admins have learned to not argue with me or we might've finally shaken off the shitty SoS oppression and entered a new golden age to wear the red.
Yet still no cunt plays sec at round start.
Start playing security you filthy animals!
- oranges
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
thanks for admitting to line toeing and generally being shit in security.
Enjoy your rule zero ban.
Enjoy your rule zero ban.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
Maybe people don't play Security more because their fellow officers are validhunting murderers?
- Anonmare
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
The meme fruitman strikes again.oranges wrote:thanks for admitting to line toeing and generally being shit in security.
Enjoy your rule zero ban.
Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
One can not know if the policy on paper matches the policy enforced unless one tests it.oranges wrote:thanks for admitting to line toeing and generally being shit in security.
Enjoy your rule zero ban.
And the things I've admitted to are within policy.
- Thunder11
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
The rules on sec got lightened up a lot a few months ago. Now there's far less red tape between you and kicking the shit out of repeat greytiders.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
can confirm, sec is pretty lax to play as lately, and i don't even validhunt actively
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
last greytider i had to deal with killed the HOS after being given a gulag sentence and kept demanding a "trial by combat " so I cuffbuckled him to a bed and debrained him. I didn't even get in trouble
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
Huh. Maybe it's time for me to put the red back on.
In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
Security is still shit, but it'll never NOT be shit.
It's substantially better now, and I occasionally play sec now, rather than when it used to be that I'd just suicide as soon as I got it.
Improving/10
It's substantially better now, and I occasionally play sec now, rather than when it used to be that I'd just suicide as soon as I got it.
Improving/10
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
>Malkevin finally plays the game again and realizes the stuff he's been complaining about had been fixed months ago
Never thought I'd see the day
Never thought I'd see the day
Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
Not my fault the game got so bad I had to play on some crazy ruski's rape sim to get some relief.Kor wrote:>Malkevin finally plays the game again and realizes the stuff he's been complaining about had been fixed months ago
Never thought I'd see the day
And even then I was still jumping onto TG occasionally, just playing by the old standards.
My grandad got a rescued dog that would shake in fear when you tried to pet it because it'd been abused in the past, even though it was in a much better situation now - same principle as that.
Then again, bans like this still happen:
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5714
So its not like all the things are fixed.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
That's more a problem with the admin team than security though
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
>Either admins have learned to not argue with me
>I've really been pushing the envelope to see what I can get away with,
don't get too ahead of yourself
with power comes responsibility. Admins now sympathize with the shit that sec put up with at an all time high but actual shitsec will still be investigated and punished where necessary.
>I've really been pushing the envelope to see what I can get away with,
don't get too ahead of yourself
with power comes responsibility. Admins now sympathize with the shit that sec put up with at an all time high but actual shitsec will still be investigated and punished where necessary.
The patched, dusty, trimmed, feathered mantle of evil +13.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
Another part of it is we dont get quite as many ahelps about it, but yeah i'm sure most people would agree they earned it.
"I've killed possible revs/cultists for no reason other than they're acting shifty and in the same area as actual cultist/revs and I didn't want to risk them stabbing us in the back." Is pretty shit though without more context here. Please stop.
"I've killed possible revs/cultists for no reason other than they're acting shifty and in the same area as actual cultist/revs and I didn't want to risk them stabbing us in the back." Is pretty shit though without more context here. Please stop.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
It was cult, the eldritch god is being summoned centcom announcement had gone up, the HoS killed a lizard who was standing south of the cult base in maint.
The patched, dusty, trimmed, feathered mantle of evil +13.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
Fair enough
tedward1337 wrote:Sae is like the racist grandad who everyone laughs at for being racist, but deep down we all know he's right.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
Will you promise to stop forcing your security law rules lore thingy into everything now malk?
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
Oranges are yo okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay Oranges are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay Oranges are you okay?
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
i got a note for killing someone who spam disarmed and pushed me fnr.
not even gonna lie. It was totally worth it.
not even gonna lie. It was totally worth it.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
I feel like a server that does security right is Archangel, that 40k server. You get some decently robust, cool looking armor, a bunch of gear, and a lasgun which is literally a laser with 150 ammo and you can have spare mags in your belt. You feel so so very powerful even though you're the weakest shit in the game and get murdered horribly by everything in existence and it never gets old. You suck and don't really know it until after you're dead and it's great.
On here you don't get any of that. You have a bunch of stun weaponry, armor that doesn't look very good, and you also don't have an excuse to fire a retarded amount of lasers at any problem you may face so you never ever feel powerful. You just suck and you know it.
On here you don't get any of that. You have a bunch of stun weaponry, armor that doesn't look very good, and you also don't have an excuse to fire a retarded amount of lasers at any problem you may face so you never ever feel powerful. You just suck and you know it.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
i wouldn't say sec sucksZilenan91 wrote:I feel like a server that does security right is Archangel, that 40k server. You get some decently robust, cool looking armor, a bunch of gear, and a lasgun which is literally a laser with 150 ammo and you can have spare mags in your belt. You feel so so very powerful even though you're the weakest shit in the game and get murdered horribly by everything in existence and it never gets old. You suck and don't really know it until after you're dead and it's great.
On here you don't get any of that. You have a bunch of stun weaponry, armor that doesn't look very good, and you also don't have an excuse to fire a retarded amount of lasers at any problem you may face so you never ever feel powerful. You just suck and you know it.
tasers and batons are absolutely fucking nutty
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
They're powerful, but you don't feel powerful using them. Here you just smack somebody until they die, there you either knife them to death with bayonets or pump them with a shitton of lasgun shots. It feels a lot better shooting someone to death than slowly beating them to death while you turn the baton on and off to keep them floored.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
in a startling twist of events, it turns out malkevin has a shitty "security shoots first" attitude
you'll find it's not the admins you should worry about when you act like a snarling, murder-y despot
you'll find it's not the admins you should worry about when you act like a snarling, murder-y despot
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
My baton thirsts for the blood of greybacked maint troll.
If its a choice between blowing away some scumbag or making some unlucky bastard in the wrong place a statistic vs becoming a loot pinata and endangering my team, I'm going to choose the former every time.
If its a choice between blowing away some scumbag or making some unlucky bastard in the wrong place a statistic vs becoming a loot pinata and endangering my team, I'm going to choose the former every time.
- Super Aggro Crag
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
If I kill a guy that I wasn't supposed to I have no problem taking him to cloning and cuffing him when he pops out the pod. Unless medbay is a hotbed of sedition and criminality which will get me killed (nearly always is)
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
HANDS UP DON'T SHOOTIcePacks wrote:in a startling twist of events, it turns out malkevin has a shitty "security shoots first" attitude
you'll find it's not the admins you should worry about when you act like a snarling, murder-y despot
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
Honestly as long as sec clone their kills if they realise they shouldn't have donked them after all, nobody gives a damn who sec kills below the "dragging in off the corridors and spacing" level.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
If the situation allows that wrongfully killed person to be cloned then the situation probably wasn't actually bad enough for them to get killed in the first place.
Its extremely rare that sec manages to regain control of the station after the shit's hit the fan without creating a big pile of bodies
Its extremely rare that sec manages to regain control of the station after the shit's hit the fan without creating a big pile of bodies
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
Just don't replace the brig times with beatings.Malkevin wrote:Since I've started playing TG again I've really been pushing the envelope to see what I can get away with, to see if playing security is still awful.
I've given long sentences to non-antags for constantly being shit.
I've executed traitors with only the warden's permission.
I've fired a traitor out the mass driver (because shuttle was about to arrive and there was two other fucksticks in the holding area).
I've killed possible revs/cultists for no reason other than they're acting shifty and in the same area as actual cultist/revs and I didn't want to risk them stabbing us in the back.
I've demoted a HoP for being an all access giving cunt.
All without a single admin-pm.
Either admins have learned to not argue with me or we might've finally shaken off the shitty SoS oppression and entered a new golden age to wear the red.
Yet still no cunt plays sec at round start.
Start playing security you filthy animals!
That ban stung.
Shaps wrote:The fact that you're asking if you need a reason to kill someone is deeply, deeply troubling
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
but whyMalkevin wrote: I've executed traitors with only the warden's permission.
I've killed possible revs/cultists for no reason other than they're acting shifty and in the same area as actual cultist/revs and I didn't want to risk them stabbing us in the back.
also, related: admins often only are aware of things if people ahelp them
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
fucking thisQbopper wrote:also, related: admins often only are aware of things if people ahelp them
admins can see a lot of things, but we have to specifically look for it, we cannot see everything that goes on in every part of the station at once. if you don't give us a basic idea of what's going on -- such as THE PERSON'S NAME, 50% of ahelps I answer are missing this -- we can't do shit even if we want to
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
And to refer back to what this thread was originally about. If I have to start dealing with a stream of Redtide ("ha I can go anywhere and take anything I want and if you touch me you're going to the gualg kiddo") shit I'm going to slam dunk you into the trash.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
A while back I was playing warden I ended up downing some grey tiding chemist in the permabrig toilet while beating him to death. I got bwoinked for it but after I explained what happened the amin ruled it valid. Actually I think the chemist might have been banned
Good times
Good times
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
"is it valid"bandit wrote:fucking thisQbopper wrote:also, related: admins often only are aware of things if people ahelp them
admins can see a lot of things, but we have to specifically look for it, we cannot see everything that goes on in every part of the station at once. if you don't give us a basic idea of what's going on -- such as THE PERSON'S NAME, 50% of ahelps I answer are missing this -- we can't do shit even if we want to
"is he an antag"
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
>HELP: uhhhhhhhhhhh why is he killing me??? is he a traitor?????BeeSting12 wrote:"is it valid"bandit wrote:fucking thisQbopper wrote:also, related: admins often only are aware of things if people ahelp them
admins can see a lot of things, but we have to specifically look for it, we cannot see everything that goes on in every part of the station at once. if you don't give us a basic idea of what's going on -- such as THE PERSON'S NAME, 50% of ahelps I answer are missing this -- we can't do shit even if we want to
"is he an antag"
>go to look at the ahelper
>they're standing there iwht like 4 brute damage
>check attack logs and somebody punched them once
nigga
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
If you play sec be prepared to respond to bwoinks. Even if you did nothing wrong, people are going to be salty.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
Wait, I think that was meSuper Aggro Crag wrote:last greytider i had to deal with killed the HOS after being given a gulag sentence and kept demanding a "trial by combat " so I cuffbuckled him to a bed and debrained him. I didn't even get in trouble
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Quality debate brought to you by ColonicAcid wrote:imagine having this little empathy
do you have autism bud? does your brain not see these people as humans? are they just a faceless statistic to you?
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
If you kill or make a clear attempt to kill someone you're automatically valid
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
>continuing the necro
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
The steveo is meowing...TehSteveo wrote:>everyone responding to a necro'd thread.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
This is the perfect example of a bad necro because it literally responded to a post from a year ago like it was an ongoing conversation. Go fuck yourself obviously things said a year ago will not be entirely correct a year later what did you feel you needed to add to this conversation so desperately
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
oh god it was a necro and I responded like it was a new thread
fuck
fuck
Limey wrote:its too late.
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
here, ill come play HoS for a couple of rounds and ruin it for everyone
you think you know gulag memes?
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you think you know gulag memes?
pfft nigger im putting fucking conveyer belts to the gulag
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
You act like this isn't ordinary for a round of Cox secJohn_Oxford wrote:here, ill come play HoS for a couple of rounds and ruin it for everyone
you think you know gulag memes?
pfft John Oxford im putting fucking conveyer belts to the gulag
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
look at these two dumbasses desperate for some sort of claim to """"""fame""""" so they try to "distinguish" themselves from the rest of the paste eating /tg/station autists by talking about how shitty they are
have you ever seen two dumber saps in your entire LIFE
have you ever seen two dumber saps in your entire LIFE
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Re: Playing security isn't shit anymore
well not until you posted at least
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