Sec was so shit...
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Sec was so shit...
Alright so let's play a game.
Start your sentence with "Sec was so shit..." and then add something to the end to make it funny.
For example:
Sec was so shit that they left the locker open in my cell with my toolbelt in it!
Start your sentence with "Sec was so shit..." and then add something to the end to make it funny.
For example:
Sec was so shit that they left the locker open in my cell with my toolbelt in it!
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Re: Sec was so shit...
sec was so shit they tried tazing a simple mob
oh wait that's not a joke they actually do that
oh wait that's not a joke they actually do that
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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- Anonmare
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit they brigged the Clown for talking
Sec was so shit they killed the CE for having insulated gloves
Sec was so shit they arrested a pAI for theft
Sec was so shit they made the Mime an Officer, and was virtually indistinguishable from a regular Officer.
Sec was so shit they loyalty implanted the Captain in a rev round
Sec was so shit they arrested an OP for tresspassing
Sec was so shit they permabrigged an ERT team because of a misspelling in one of their IDs.
Sec was so shit they killed the CE for having insulated gloves
Sec was so shit they arrested a pAI for theft
Sec was so shit they made the Mime an Officer, and was virtually indistinguishable from a regular Officer.
Sec was so shit they loyalty implanted the Captain in a rev round
Sec was so shit they arrested an OP for tresspassing
Sec was so shit they permabrigged an ERT team because of a misspelling in one of their IDs.
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Re: Sec was so shit...
sec was so shit kaze made a thread about them
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Re: Sec was so shit...
>implying that's not hella suspectAnonmare wrote:Sec was so shit they permabrigged an ERT team because of a misspelling in one of their IDs.
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Sec was so shit
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit they tried to pepperspray the blob
Sec was so shit they arrested my holo parasite and left the cell doors open
Sec was so shit that they spaced the HoS after he screamed revs
Sec was so shit they arrested my holo parasite and left the cell doors open
Sec was so shit that they spaced the HoS after he screamed revs
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit, but shit was so cash, and then Sec bought themselves memeguns with the shit that they were.
I'unno. I just got up. I'm even less funny than usual right now.
I'unno. I just got up. I'm even less funny than usual right now.
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Sec was so shit the clown became the hero the station deserves
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit borgs had to overcompensate and got removed as a consequence, and then sec is still shit.
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit even Scott's posts can't keep up.
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sec was so shit the fucking website went down
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Sec was so shit it took them more than a minute after roundstart to space the clown.
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit they emptied all their disabler shots on a guy with Sleeping Carp.
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Sec was so shit they posted this thread.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
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gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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Re: Sec was so shit...
sec was so shit they couldn't even get into your mom's pantsThanatosRa wrote:Sec was so shit they posted this thread.
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Sec was so shit...
sec was so shit they arrested a man for trying to reconcile with his wife after she cucked him.PKPenguin321 wrote:sec was so shit they couldn't even get into your mom's pantsThanatosRa wrote:Sec was so shit they posted this thread.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Don't talk to me, or my wife's son againThanatosRa wrote:sec was so shit they arrested a man for trying to reconcile with his wife after she cucked him.PKPenguin321 wrote:sec was so shit they couldn't even get into your mom's pantsThanatosRa wrote:Sec was so shit they posted this thread.
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit they kept on quoting.Anonmare wrote:Don't talk to me, or my wife's son againThanatosRa wrote:sec was so shit they arrested a man for trying to reconcile with his wife after she cucked him.PKPenguin321 wrote:sec was so shit they couldn't even get into your mom's pantsThanatosRa wrote:Sec was so shit they posted this thread.
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Re: Sec was so shit...
sec was so shit they talked to my son againScott wrote:Sec was so shit they kept on quoting.Anonmare wrote:Don't talk to me, or my wife's son againThanatosRa wrote:sec was so shit they arrested a man for trying to reconcile with his wife after she cucked him.PKPenguin321 wrote:sec was so shit they couldn't even get into your mom's pantsThanatosRa wrote:Sec was so shit they posted this thread.
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit we built a wall
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit, Mekhi tabled them
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Did you make the greyshirts build it?oranges wrote:Sec was so shit we built a wall
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit they implanted the heads of staff during a revolution.
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Re: Sec was so shit...
It's always hilarious to implant the heads during gang and they're like "REEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT IT'S GONNA BE WASTED" "It's gang." "Oh"
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Sec was so shit people mistook them for assistants.
Sec was so shit people assumed they were all admins.
Sec was so shit people assumed they were all admins.
Whatever
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Also, if it's a rev and they're wearing a "clever" disguise like a grey jumpsuit.ShadowDimentio wrote:It's always hilarious to implant the heads during gang and they're like "REEE WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT IT'S GONNA BE WASTED" "It's gang." "Oh"
You'll probably get shot if you don't get implanted, friend.
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Re: Sec was so shit...
sec was so shit they beat the HoP to death for being disguised as a greyshirt during rev despite being implanted
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit they used a reset board on a purged AI.
- Davidchan
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit they arrested the singulo for tresspassing
Sec was so shit they sent the captain to gulag.
Sec was so shit coderbus gave them another gun
Sec was so shit they arrested botany for tower cap mushrooms.
Sec was so shit they moved the chef to perma and made him cook donuts
Sec was so shit we had to snowflake them martial arts
Sec was so shit they tried to gas the liggers with O2
Sec was so shit they broke into virology to confiscate the infected monkies.
Sec was so shit CC bombed the shuttle.
Sec was so shit they confiscated the chemist drug satchel and ODd on meth.
Sec was so shit they sent the captain to gulag.
Sec was so shit coderbus gave them another gun
Sec was so shit they arrested botany for tower cap mushrooms.
Sec was so shit they moved the chef to perma and made him cook donuts
Sec was so shit we had to snowflake them martial arts
Sec was so shit they tried to gas the liggers with O2
Sec was so shit they broke into virology to confiscate the infected monkies.
Sec was so shit CC bombed the shuttle.
Sec was so shit they confiscated the chemist drug satchel and ODd on meth.
Law 0: Secborg din do nuffin.
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Re: Sec was so shit...
You're joking here, but I've seen something close actually happened. Basically, security arrested the captain, put her into permabrig, managed to fuck up executing her and laid siege to perma for around 20 minutes before finally managing to kill her. Why did they do it? Because a gang member, using a security channel, told them that he's the captain, and the real captain is an imposter. And ordered her execution.Sec was so shit they sent the captain to gulag.
- Wyzack
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Security was so shit they bumped this retarded thread
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!
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Re: Sec was so shit...
Sec was so shit that their grey uniforms make them indistinguishable from your average grey tider.
Law 0: Secborg din do nuffin.
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