[NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:43 pm #17307

Bottom post of the previous page:

why is
yuri in security

i only play her in chemistry u fucks.

Post by **ShizCalev** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:43 pm #17370

Sishen wrote:
Kraso wrote:for a club in which there is only 1 male with the other 4 being females and one being a bully, I'm afraid to ask how they don't know eachother yet
implying she ever goes to club meetings and isnt out validseeking 24/7

truer words never spoken

Notaspider · Post by **Notaspider** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:27 pm #17411

Lets ruin my good name, because why not
Breasts: C
Club: Service

Figure (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Delicate: Short, girly proportions fuccboi body.
[ ] Standard: Average Asian dude I guess. Not unattractive, nothing special.
[X ] Tall: You are tall and have abs.
[ ] Fat: Gaben.

Personality (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Gentle: QT fuccboi personality.
[ ] Positive: Cool friendhaver personality.
[ ] Otaku: "THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!" personality. Fuckin' neeeeeeeerd.
[X] Savage: Quiet dickass alpha male type. Mai husbando~

Spoiler:

And for reference:

Spoiler:

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:34 pm #17412

>ban evades like shit
>literally admits to being fuzzle

Holy shit when are you going to be banned forever

Notaspider · Post by **Notaspider** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:38 pm #17413

paprika wrote:>ban evades like shit
>literally admits to being fuzzle

Holy shit when are you going to be banned forever

It was delt with, lets not have this devolve into shitflinging alright? Everyone with eyes knew anyway.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:45 pm #17415

I think it's more appropriate for other people to submit their characters because most of them don't actually fuck each other on the server anyway fuzzle. That's where the comedy comes from.

Notaspider · Post by **Notaspider** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:49 pm #17417

paprika wrote:I think it's more appropriate for other people to submit their characters because most of them don't actually fuck each other on the server anyway fuzzle. That's where the comedy comes from.

Don't do this, you're only going to derail the thread and get your posts deleted. And invite more shitposting. So please stop

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:53 pm #17420

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:11 pm #17426

ｊｅｓｕｓｃｈｒｉｓｔ

Isane · Post by **Isane** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:46 am #17454

I mixed up personality and character traits, can I be a huge bother and get switched to Cadet? That's the one that answers everything with "Roger that." right? My animu spessman needs to be perfect :<

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:47 am #17455

Isane wrote:I mixed up personality and character traits, can I be a huge bother and get switched to Cadet? That's the one that answers everything with "Roger that." right? My animu spessman needs to be perfect :<

Don't we have like, five Cadets already?

Isane · Post by **Isane** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:05 am #17458

I don't see any, I guess it's the moon runes symbol with the salute. Darn, that was totally my thing during the first run of this. Keep it manly then.

Sishen · Post by **Sishen** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:40 am #17463

Psyentific wrote:
Isane wrote:I mixed up personality and character traits, can I be a huge bother and get switched to Cadet? That's the one that answers everything with "Roger that." right? My animu spessman needs to be perfect :<
Don't we have like, five Cadets already?

Isane wrote:I don't see any, I guess it's the moon runes symbol with the salute. Darn, that was totally my thing during the first run of this. Keep it manly then.

Yes, we have like 5 cadets already.

Pap please stop minimodding in a thread you didn't even post, everybody is welcome here.

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:57 am #17465

Except Jim.
Report all Jimposts.

Sishen · Post by **Sishen** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:12 am #17469

WeeYakk wrote:Except Jim.
Report all Jimposts.

I'd accept him if he wasn't just trolling and actually submitted a character instead of dicking around, so..

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:22 am #17473

Also Ellise you used half the dude sheet and half the female sheet. Pick a figure and height from the female section.

Notaspider · Post by **Notaspider** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:32 am #17475

WeeYakk wrote:Also Ellise you used half the dude sheet and half the female sheet. Pick a figure and height from the female section.

I can't find the female part of it, can you copy paste it or show me where it is?

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:40 am #17476

Spoiler:

In the first post.

Notaspider · Post by **Notaspider** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:52 am #17479

WeeYakk wrote:
Spoiler:
In the first post.

Thin and tall

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:23 am #17496

DAY 5: WEEKEND

Spoiler:

Sishen · Post by **Sishen** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:46 am #17499

4ever 4th

;_;

Post by **Thunder11** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:50 am #17502

One day Azerthene's gonna try to bully Jazmin, and she'll get a nasty surprise. Oh yeah, and nobody's explained why day 4's lewd got censored.

Sishen · Post by **Sishen** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:16 am #17510

Thunder11 wrote:One day Azerthene's gonna try to bully Jazmin, and she'll get a nasty surprise. Oh yeah, and nobody's explained why day 4's lewd got censored.

hitler mods christian board

RandPaulHeirApparent · Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:18 am

I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.

Spoiler:

-Yours in Christ

BillWilson · Post by **BillWilson** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:25 am #17513

Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:26 am #17514

>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK

Sishen · Post by **Sishen** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:30 am #17516

RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.

Spoiler:
-Yours in Christ

Sorry about your loss.

BillWilson wrote:Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.

Nope, go right ahead.

Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK

That's what I said too.

legality · Post by **legality** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:31 am #17517

Name: Marcel Marceau
Description: A very fat, friendly frenchman with short curly light-blue hair. He also has a curly mustache but since facial hair isn't a thing I don't think that matters.
Intelligence: High
Strength: Normal
Sociability: Highest
Fighting Style: Irregular
Virtue: Highest
Orientation: Homo
Sex Exp: No
Anal Exp: No
Traits: Always Hungry, Loyal Friend
Sexual Preferences: idk whatever

Figure (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Delicate: Short, girly proportions fuccboi body.
[ ] Standard: Average Asian dude I guess. Not unattractive, nothing special.
[ ] Tall: You are tall and have abs.
[x] Fat: Gaben.

Personality (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Gentle: QT fuccboi personality.
[x] Positive: Cool friendhaver personality.
[ ] Otaku: "THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!" personality. Fuckin' neeeeeeeerd.
[ ] Savage: Quiet dickass alpha male type. Mai husbando~

EDIT: service club please

Alzam · Post by **Alzam** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:34 am #17519

I'm bored as fuck and a hypocrite so I made a character, please add and thanks. Also put me in security

Spoiler:

Sishen · Post by **Sishen** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:34 am #17520

legality wrote:frenchman

legality wrote:Orientation: Homo

no surprise there

BillWilson · Post by **BillWilson** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:36 am #17521

Sishen wrote:
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.

Spoiler:
-Yours in Christ
Sorry about your loss.

BillWilson wrote:Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.
Nope, go right ahead.

Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK
That's what I said too.

Alright thanks.
This is my character, he is part of engineering and inspite of having a HUUUGE package, is asexual and does not know how to work his dick. He is looking for a big guy.

Spoiler:

The card still works even if you draw on it.

legality · Post by **legality** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:46 am #17522

Sishen wrote:
legality wrote:frenchman

legality wrote:Orientation: Homo
no surprise there

I never really wrote down or established anything regarding Marcel's sexuality. It's always been a ~~mystery~~, but after playing him for four years it just makes sense to me that he's secretly a faggot. He has a really low sex drive, though, so it's never mattered.

The one time he ERPed was during april fool's two or three years ago and the other person involved (some medbay woman) ended up getting lost in his fat rolls and never seen or heard from again.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:04 am #17535

why is he so based

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:10 am #17537

Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK

I was going to play a gimmick day as him but it was a weekend in game. I'll do it tomorrow.

RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.

Spoiler:
-Yours in Christ

No Jims allowed.

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:27 am #17540

Remember - Elise Fuzzle lactates because of a genetic condition.

Lo6a4evskiy · Post by **Lo6a4evskiy** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:25 am #17546

Let the Jesus into your heart my friends

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:26 am #17548

Bill, your card fucked up. You have no hair, name, or portrait in game. Please rectify this by posting a non fucked up card.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:14 am #17553

speedops

also dude yuri just wants to meet you at the front gates of the school

so skipping class

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:00 pm #17580

BillWilson wrote:
Sishen wrote:
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.

Spoiler:
-Yours in Christ
Sorry about your loss.

BillWilson wrote:Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.
Nope, go right ahead.

Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK
That's what I said too.
Alright thanks.
This is my character, he is part of engineering and inspite of having a HUUUGE package, is asexual and does not know how to work his dick. He is looking for a big guy.
Spoiler:
The card still works even if you draw on it.

asexual in this game doesn't stop you from doing the dirty.
That would be high virtue and low sociability if you want to never fuck at all.
Asexual just decreases the affection someone gets when they use a lewd/love option on you.

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:37 pm #17593

Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:52 pm #17596

Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?

>there's futa mods

thanks, /hgg/

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:00 pm #17613

>implying we didn't know about that pastebin

Sishen · Post by **Sishen** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:31 pm #17632

Kraso wrote:
Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?
>there's futa mods

thanks, /hgg/

I have the futa mod ready for the wizzard to unpack as soon as someone requests a spacefuta

Also I'm going camping and won't be back for a few days, so PM me your characters or you can have yakk make them.
his characters aren't as good as mine though

RandPaulHeirApparent · Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:28 pm

WeeYakk wrote:
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.

Spoiler:
-Yours in Christ
No Jims allowed.

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 8:15 pm #17668

Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?

Just watch this fucking trailer.
This fucking trailer.

Rumia29 · Post by **Rumia29** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:46 pm #17678

Is there even a limit to the amount of spessmen that can participate?
I found this thread pretty hilarious, and I'd like to join myself.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:53 pm #17679

-foghorn- OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:05 pm #17686

Rumia29 wrote:Is there even a limit to the amount of spessmen that can participate?
I found this thread pretty hilarious, and I'd like to join myself.

the roster is limited to 25 classmates

then again, someone could get killed/injured/transferred so I dunno

Rumia29 · Post by **Rumia29** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:28 am #17713

Tch. Looks like I've lost my chance then. I'll stick my card here when I get it done then, just 'cuz.

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:46 am #17730

Lets get R rated and take the geist route, but bewared! Symptoms of taking the geist route may contain loads of PTSD. PRETTY THICK & STRONG DICKINGS (PTSD)

Also lets get a live stream of this high school drama going on.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:36 am #17739

RNG is better. I want to see a day in the life of boris pepper myself.