[NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by ColonicAcid » #17307

Bottom post of the previous page:

why is
yuri in security






i only play her in chemistry u fucks.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by ShizCalev » #17370

Sishen wrote:
Kraso wrote:for a club in which there is only 1 male with the other 4 being females and one being a bully, I'm afraid to ask how they don't know eachother yet
implying she ever goes to club meetings and isnt out validseeking 24/7
truer words never spoken
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Notaspider » #17411

Lets ruin my good name, because why not
Breasts: C
Club: Service

Figure (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Delicate: Short, girly proportions fuccboi body.
[ ] Standard: Average Asian dude I guess. Not unattractive, nothing special.
[X ] Tall: You are tall and have abs.
[ ] Fat: Gaben.

Personality (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Gentle: QT fuccboi personality.
[ ] Positive: Cool friendhaver personality.
[ ] Otaku: "THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!" personality. Fuckin' neeeeeeeerd.
[X] Savage: Quiet dickass alpha male type. Mai husbando~
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by paprika » #17412

>ban evades like shit
>literally admits to being fuzzle

Holy shit when are you going to be banned forever
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Notaspider » #17413

paprika wrote:>ban evades like shit
>literally admits to being fuzzle

Holy shit when are you going to be banned forever
It was delt with, lets not have this devolve into shitflinging alright? Everyone with eyes knew anyway.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by paprika » #17415

I think it's more appropriate for other people to submit their characters because most of them don't actually fuck each other on the server anyway fuzzle. That's where the comedy comes from.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Notaspider » #17417

paprika wrote:I think it's more appropriate for other people to submit their characters because most of them don't actually fuck each other on the server anyway fuzzle. That's where the comedy comes from.
Don't do this, you're only going to derail the thread and get your posts deleted. And invite more shitposting. So please stop
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by paprika » #17420

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Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Kraso » #17426

jesus christ
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Isane » #17454

I mixed up personality and character traits, can I be a huge bother and get switched to Cadet? That's the one that answers everything with "Roger that." right? My animu spessman needs to be perfect :<
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Psyentific » #17455

Isane wrote:I mixed up personality and character traits, can I be a huge bother and get switched to Cadet? That's the one that answers everything with "Roger that." right? My animu spessman needs to be perfect :<
Don't we have like, five Cadets already?
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Isane » #17458

I don't see any, I guess it's the moon runes symbol with the salute. Darn, that was totally my thing during the first run of this. Keep it manly then.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Sishen » #17463

Psyentific wrote:
Isane wrote:I mixed up personality and character traits, can I be a huge bother and get switched to Cadet? That's the one that answers everything with "Roger that." right? My animu spessman needs to be perfect :<
Don't we have like, five Cadets already?
Isane wrote:I don't see any, I guess it's the moon runes symbol with the salute. Darn, that was totally my thing during the first run of this. Keep it manly then.
Yes, we have like 5 cadets already.

Pap please stop minimodding in a thread you didn't even post, everybody is welcome here.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by WeeYakk » #17465

Except Jim.
Report all Jimposts.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Sishen » #17469

WeeYakk wrote:Except Jim.
Report all Jimposts.
I'd accept him if he wasn't just trolling and actually submitted a character instead of dicking around, so..
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by WeeYakk » #17473

Also Ellise you used half the dude sheet and half the female sheet. Pick a figure and height from the female section.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Notaspider » #17475

WeeYakk wrote:Also Ellise you used half the dude sheet and half the female sheet. Pick a figure and height from the female section.
I can't find the female part of it, can you copy paste it or show me where it is?
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by WeeYakk » #17476

Spoiler:
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In the first post.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Notaspider » #17479

WeeYakk wrote:
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In the first post.
Thin and tall
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by WeeYakk » #17496

DAY 5: WEEKEND
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Azerthene steps off the train, Heather is there to greet here.
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STUPID. BITCH.

Azerthene pulls her weaves out yet again.
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The beating was so horrific Geist begs us to stop.

Others follow suit.
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But valids train knows not of brakes.

Nor does it know the chain of command.
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"Fuck you teach, I run this school."

Apparently it's a weekend, I guess no one has any changes of casual clothes. That means we only get two long periods to do stuff in today. Azerthene wastes most of the day at the track getting SWOLE AS FUCK.
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Ty comes back from more. Despite being in the security club it's frowned upon by principal-com to execute other students for repeat offenses. Guess Azerthene will have to put up with this shit forever. He's dunked just as easily.

The mere sight of Azerthene strikes fear into evil doers!
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The day off seems to fly by cause I barely got to do any fun stuff, perhaps cause Azerthene was busy at the track making gains.

I assume those moon runes say "bodily fluids" cause Yuri is a total lez for Azerthene.
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She's not done yet!
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You guys know what goes on at that place riiiiiight? ;)))))

Since today was so short let's pad this post with leaderboards!
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Also Geist sure can juggle relationships.
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Good job fucking up Kert x Marshall AI. We did all the work for you too!
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Sishen » #17499

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4ever 4th

;_;
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Thunder11 » #17502

One day Azerthene's gonna try to bully Jazmin, and she'll get a nasty surprise. Oh yeah, and nobody's explained why day 4's lewd got censored.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Sishen » #17510

Thunder11 wrote:One day Azerthene's gonna try to bully Jazmin, and she'll get a nasty surprise. Oh yeah, and nobody's explained why day 4's lewd got censored.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by RandPaulHeirApparent » #17511

I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
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-Yours in Christ
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by BillWilson » #17513

Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Kraso » #17514

>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Sishen » #17516

RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
Spoiler:
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-Yours in Christ
Sorry about your loss.
BillWilson wrote:Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.
Nope, go right ahead.
Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK
That's what I said too.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by legality » #17517

Name: Marcel Marceau
Description: A very fat, friendly frenchman with short curly light-blue hair. He also has a curly mustache but since facial hair isn't a thing I don't think that matters.
Intelligence: High
Strength: Normal
Sociability: Highest
Fighting Style: Irregular
Virtue: Highest
Orientation: Homo
Sex Exp: No
Anal Exp: No
Traits: Always Hungry, Loyal Friend
Sexual Preferences: idk whatever

Figure (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Delicate: Short, girly proportions fuccboi body.
[ ] Standard: Average Asian dude I guess. Not unattractive, nothing special.
[ ] Tall: You are tall and have abs.
[x] Fat: Gaben.

Personality (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Gentle: QT fuccboi personality.
[x] Positive: Cool friendhaver personality.
[ ] Otaku: "THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!" personality. Fuckin' neeeeeeeerd.
[ ] Savage: Quiet dickass alpha male type. Mai husbando~

EDIT: service club please
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Alzam » #17519

I'm bored as fuck and a hypocrite so I made a character, please add and thanks. Also put me in security

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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Sishen » #17520

legality wrote:frenchman
legality wrote:Orientation: Homo
no surprise there
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by BillWilson » #17521

Sishen wrote:
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
Spoiler:
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-Yours in Christ
Sorry about your loss.
BillWilson wrote:Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.
Nope, go right ahead.
Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK
That's what I said too.
Alright thanks.
This is my character, he is part of engineering and inspite of having a HUUUGE package, is asexual and does not know how to work his dick. He is looking for a big guy.
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The card still works even if you draw on it.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by legality » #17522

Sishen wrote:
legality wrote:frenchman
legality wrote:Orientation: Homo
no surprise there
I never really wrote down or established anything regarding Marcel's sexuality. It's always been a ~~mystery~~, but after playing him for four years it just makes sense to me that he's secretly a faggot. He has a really low sex drive, though, so it's never mattered.

The one time he ERPed was during april fool's two or three years ago and the other person involved (some medbay woman) ended up getting lost in his fat rolls and never seen or heard from again.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by paprika » #17535

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why is he so based
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by WeeYakk » #17537

Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK
I was going to play a gimmick day as him but it was a weekend in game. I'll do it tomorrow.
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
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-Yours in Christ
No Jims allowed.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Psyentific » #17540

Remember - Elise Fuzzle lactates because of a genetic condition.
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Lo6a4evskiy » #17546

Let the Jesus into your heart my friends
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by WeeYakk » #17548

Bill, your card fucked up. You have no hair, name, or portrait in game. Please rectify this by posting a non fucked up card.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Kraso » #17553

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speedops

also dude yuri just wants to meet you at the front gates of the school

so skipping class
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by ColonicAcid » #17580

BillWilson wrote:
Sishen wrote:
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
Spoiler:
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-Yours in Christ
Sorry about your loss.
BillWilson wrote:Is it too late to submit a character? I for one find this hilarious and want to join - note I made my character asexual as he does not have sex.
Nope, go right ahead.
Kraso wrote:>operative nuke
WAY TO RUIN THE SURPRISE CHARACTER WEEYAKK
That's what I said too.
Alright thanks.
This is my character, he is part of engineering and inspite of having a HUUUGE package, is asexual and does not know how to work his dick. He is looking for a big guy.
Spoiler:
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The card still works even if you draw on it.
asexual in this game doesn't stop you from doing the dirty.
That would be high virtue and low sociability if you want to never fuck at all.
Asexual just decreases the affection someone gets when they use a lewd/love option on you.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Psyentific » #17593

Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?
I haven't logged into SS13 in at least a year.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Kraso » #17596

Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?
>there's futa mods

thanks, /hgg/
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by ColonicAcid » #17613

>implying we didn't know about that pastebin
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Sishen » #17632

Kraso wrote:
Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?
>there's futa mods

thanks, /hgg/
I have the futa mod ready for the wizzard to unpack as soon as someone requests a spacefuta
;)

Also I'm going camping and won't be back for a few days, so PM me your characters or you can have yakk make them.
his characters aren't as good as mine though
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by RandPaulHeirApparent » #17660

WeeYakk wrote:
RandPaulHeirApparent wrote:I'm posting this for my friend Jim, who was banned from this thread by the admins.
Spoiler:
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-Yours in Christ
No Jims allowed.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Kot » #17668

Psyentific wrote:Hey.
Psst.
Hey kid. Y'wanna play some eroge?
Just watch this fucking trailer.
This fucking trailer.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Rumia29 » #17678

Is there even a limit to the amount of spessmen that can participate?
I found this thread pretty hilarious, and I'd like to join myself.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by ColonicAcid » #17679

-foghorn- OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Kraso » #17686

Rumia29 wrote:Is there even a limit to the amount of spessmen that can participate?
I found this thread pretty hilarious, and I'd like to join myself.
the roster is limited to 25 classmates

then again, someone could get killed/injured/transferred so I dunno
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by Rumia29 » #17713

Tch. Looks like I've lost my chance then. I'll stick my card here when I get it done then, just 'cuz.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by srifenbyxp » #17730

Lets get R rated and take the geist route, but bewared! Symptoms of taking the geist route may contain loads of PTSD. PRETTY THICK & STRONG DICKINGS (PTSD)

Also lets get a live stream of this high school drama going on.
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Re: [NSFW] Spessmen Academy 2

Post by paprika » #17739

RNG is better. I want to see a day in the life of boris pepper myself.
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