Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by srifenbyxp » #172284

Bottom post of the previous page:

>Gang Round
>Sci Guy
>Research is nearly maxed in the standard 10 Minutes
>Materials!
>Git dat shit
>Clown gangers me
>go back to science
>max research
>clown boss got getted
>clown doesn't bother to promote ANYONE
>make a durand and the detective feels like acting tough
>Take a stroll through the station
>On my way back to science the HoS/Warden/Detective starts opening fire 4NR
>ACT SHIT > GIT HIT
>Fuck their shit up
>Proceed to murder dick the entire station
>Kill nearly the same poor souls 3+ times
>After killing 2/3 of the station clown boss is revived
>CLOWN LOST HIS DEVICE
>Continue to kill everybody while the few gang members search for the device
>Constant mech fighting - ACE PILOT MODE
>15 minutes later mech runs out of juice so I recharge
>nosey chaplin some how ions my mech
>BUILD A GYGAX
>More ACE PILOTING
>Kill more people
>Super Run right into a wall draining all power
>Get out of mech and head to science
>Run around with advance gun and laser cannon
>MORE FIGHTING
>killed the fucking chaplin and his possy
>Got bored and head to the bridge to call the shuttle
>Kill the same poor smuck 4 times in a row
>Proceed to kill the bitch captain and annoying CMO
>JUST FUCK YOUR SHIT UP FAM
>Get to shuttle with crew and have a pissing war with a mining bot
>Kill da bot
>Round ends and only FOUR TEAM MEMBERS IN TOTAL


Good lord, I want to see the logs and drown in salt.

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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by peoplearestrange » #172330

One Seven One wrote:
Spoiler:
This story is a bit old and the htm I had apparently saved nothing.
So this is all from my shit memory but is still pretty accurate save for a few things probably happening in a different order.

>Be a miner on the old asteroid
>Time to mi-
>Ding, you're a traitor. Steal some papers, any papers, we don't give a fuck.
>Also steal the HoS' cool gun
>Well alright then
>Purchase a ranged Holoparasite
>Rhodium Rose boots up
>Rhodium says something intended for ghost chat
>"Hello!"
>"..."
>"Hello?"
>"..."
>"You there?"
>"..."
>Wait for seven minues with no sign of them coming around
>Finally say fuck it and hit the New Holoparasite button
>No ghosts hit yes
>Stuck with a probably ghosted Holoparasite
>Start looking for Artifact rooms as an excuse to wait for a new ghost.
>Hit it again after a while
>Rhodium: "Greetings master!"
>Fucking hurray
>Tell Rhodium my objective and start talking about a plan
>As we're about to board the shuttle a mining borg comes along
>Huh, it's a bit late for tha-
>Mining borg starts drilling me
>Rhodium pops out and begins peppering the borg with crystals
>I start beating it with my pick-axe
>Borg is dead
>"Well if the AI is against me I need to prepare a little more. I know the location of an old syndicate building."
>Wander all the way to the back of the asteroid to grab the free Combat Gloves
>On our way up there and back we start talking a little
>Rhodium Rose acts cutsie and uses ~s
>Kind of adorable
>We head back to the station and figure we'll take the papers hidden in the vault
>We make our way around
>As I'm welding in the through the wall someone with a space suit starts trying to chat me up
>Maybe if I'm quiet and I don't move he'll go away
>Eventually he does
>Fuck yeah
>"Rhodium, check around. I don't want anymore surprises."
>Rhodium checks inside the vault
>The guy with the suit is in there
>The papers are already missing
>The fuck
>We decide to check out the brig's evidence lockers, maybe they took one?
>Rhodium goes looking around while I float my way over
>Rhodium meets the Warden and some other guy
>O-Oh, what are they saying
>"They say the papers are right outside the perma brig."
>Wait what
>Break in from perma's windows, buy an emag, and grab the papers
>Wow, that was... easy, now all we need is the HoS' gun
>"It'll probably be on the HoS."
>"Probab- wait we don't have a HoS."
>Check the Warden?
>Start asking Rhodium how her conversation with the Warden went
>"When I refused them sexual favors they started hitting me."
>RAGE
>"Which one did it, I'll kill 'em?!"
>The warden
>Shoot my fucking way through the small armory's windows
>Start breaking the glass to hop over the desk
>"Just emag the shutter controls."
>Oh right
>Run in and grab some laser guns and start firing at the Warden
>They hit computers
>Fuck I'm stupid
>Warden notices me and we start shooting each other
>I'm in a terrible position so I emag my way to the security room right outside the HoS' door.
>Start having a fire fight with the Warden
>Rhodium unloads crystals in to the Warden
>The fucking asshole in the spacesuit comes in from the airlocks and starts firing a stun gun
>Get hit by one
>Rhodium chases him off with Crystals
>I get up
>Rhodium downs the Warden
>Fuck ye-
>Security officer pops in and tosses a SPEAR in to my leg
>FUCK
>I start trying to pull it out
>Spacesuit guy shows up AGAIN
>Warden gets whisked away by some officer
>Fuck fuck fuck
>Rhodium shoots spacesuit and he runs off again
>Fall in to crit from blood loss
>FUCK
>Tell Rhodium I'm in crit
>TIME TO PANIC
>Rhodium begins to drag me where the space suit guy came in
>Shoots through the holoroom's windows
>Begins dragging me through the halls
>THE LIGHT IS GETTING PRETTY DAM CLOSE
>"If you can find anyone willing to help, tell them I have medical supplies in my pack."
>Rhodium drags me through medbay and I can only imagine is trying to get a doctor to help
>Get dragged in to the room next to the surgery theater
>THE LIGHT, IS THAT YOU UNCLE ROE?
>Start getting patched
>The light start falling back
>Is this really happening?
>Eventually come to
>"Uhhh, hi?"
>Doctor says I have a lot of blood loss and should take it easy
>"Y-Yeah, thank you."
>You shouldn't cause so much of a ruckus either Rhodium
>Rhodium: "I'll try not to!"
>H-Huh..
>"Is there anything I can do for you doc?" I ask, half expecting them to be a traitor helping out another traitor
>Doctor: "Try not to hurt anyone, makes my job a lot easier."
>"Heh, will do doc."
>One of us, can't remember which, asks if the doc has seen the warden
>Doc "He was in cloning last I saw."
>"Shit, we need his gun."
>Doc walks out and checks
>Me and Rhodium decide our days of shooting up brigs is behind us, we wouldn't even be alive had it not been for this doctor
>We're going to turn our lives around for the better after this
>Doc comes back and says the Warden is already gone
>Well shit
>I try to get up but I keep flopping over from blood loss
>Doc buckles me back in, checks my blood type, and says she's going to go get me some blood
>Doc hooks me up to a blood transfusion tube with one of the blood packs from the Surgery Theater
>Heh, maybe the gun is still in the HoS' locker? It won't be hard to get it and if we're quick we won't have to fight anyone. I think to myself
>Suddenly crit
>Wait what 2 return of the what
>"Oh shit I'm dieing." I say to Rhodium
>White light starts shrinking pretty dam quickly
>"AND FAST AT THAT."
>Doctor checks me
>Tosses me in to cryo
>Still dieing
>The light is so close
>UNCLE ROE I'M COMING BACK
>"Rhodium, just know. You're the best Holoparasite I could have asked for."
>"Good bye."
>DEAD
>Dead chat mildly explodes
>Turns out we had a small following
>People were enjoying our small bits of RP and the brig fight
>Get told the the only reason I'm dead is because there's a bug with the round start blood packs
>Blood pack's labels are randomized
>Blood pack's blood are ALSO randomized
>I'm dead because someone at Centcomm can't label shit correctly or gives two fucks to check before labeling
>I'm fucking laughing over here
>I'm not even mad, this is great. I could not have asked for a funnier way to die.
>Get told the warden was fucking pissed that the doctor was trying to help me instead of validing me
>Fucking hilarious
>Doc realizes after she scanned me why I died.
>Warden comes by and sees my bones and clothes in the cryotube
>Takes my shit and leaves
>Shuttle arrives and round ends

I may have died but fucking hell I enjoyed that round.
After that round I started naming my mining gun after Rhodium Rose.
She may be dead, but she will not be forgotten.
Holy shit that was an excellent story. Nice to see some proper interaction between all parts. Particularly the Doc!
Whatever
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IM TRYING
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by srifenbyxp » #172450

Did this recently

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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by IcePacks » #172490

congrats on breaching the vagina sanctum

you're no longer a miner virgin
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by yackemflam » #172492

IcePacks wrote:congrats on breaching the vagina sanctum

you're no longer a miner virgin
How do you know he isn`t being born?
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You`ll need:
1-6 Plasma tanks 1-6 Oxygen tanks
1-6 tank transfer valve
2 Plasma canister
2 Oxygen canister
1 Yellow (empty) canister
Wrench
Toxins lab access
Science testing lab access

Grab a oxygen tank and a plasma tank and bring them to the testing lab.
Super cool the Oxygen and superheat the Plasma.

Clean out the oxygen and plasma tanks with a filter/pump.

Then you wrench and unwrench the plasma and oxygen tanks in toxins. It`s important tha you do it one at a time. Try to get a 85%plasma and 15% oxygen mix.

Once you have a good burn mix, pump the mix into the burn chamber and light it on fire. Wait 10 seconds for it to heat up and pump it into a yellow (empty) canister.

Quickly set the kpa output to 163 kpa and fill the tanks with the burn mix.

Take the oxygen tanks and fill it up with a 613kpa worth of oxygen FIRST then fill the rest with plasma, you should get well over 2000kpa in the end.

With the new atmos system you should wait 5-10 minutes for you tanks to bake.

Take a tank transfer valve, add a oxygen tank and a plasma tank to it. You should have a maxcap bomb. Have fun blowing up the station mining!
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Topham » #172524

srifenbyxp wrote:Did this recently
Spoiler:
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me and a few other ashlizards did this a few days or so ago. we reached the promised land.

and then the weather machine clusterbombed us repeatedly :clean:
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by PKPenguin321 » #172675

>roll for miner
>get engineer
>im_okay_with_this.jpg
>go to start setting up the field, gonna run singulo
>some fuckin pussy bitch heads out and starts trying to do tesla
>take tesla generator out and hide it
>go back in and start up the fields
>this fucking goon runs in, takes out singulo generator
>ugh fuck ill have to take down the fields and get the other one
>suddenly he rushes back in with the tesla generator
>i see that he's about to try and run into the fields
>"LAD NO"
>"NO LAD NO"
>it's too late for him
>he flies in just as the fields close, slams into a field, and ping pongs like 40 times
>he ded
>he real ded
>admins spawn a bronze trophy named "reel gud enbingeerin" on him
>sides implode
>recover his body and set up the singulo master race engine
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Topham » #172851

srifenbyxp wrote:
Spoiler:
>Gang Round
>Sci Guy
>Research is nearly maxed in the standard 10 Minutes
>Materials!
>Git dat shit
>Clown gangers me
>go back to science
>max research
>clown boss got getted
>clown doesn't bother to promote ANYONE
>make a durand and the detective feels like acting tough
>Take a stroll through the station
>On my way back to science the HoS/Warden/Detective starts opening fire 4NR
>ACT SHIT > GIT HIT
>Fuck their shit up
>Proceed to murder dick the entire station
>Kill nearly the same poor souls 3+ times
>After killing 2/3 of the station clown boss is revived
>CLOWN LOST HIS DEVICE
>Continue to kill everybody while the few gang members search for the device
>Constant mech fighting - ACE PILOT MODE
>15 minutes later mech runs out of juice so I recharge
>nosey chaplin some how ions my mech
>BUILD A GYGAX
>More ACE PILOTING
>Kill more people
>Super Run right into a wall draining all power
>Get out of mech and head to science
>Run around with advance gun and laser cannon
>MORE FIGHTING
>killed the fucking chaplin and his possy
>Got bored and head to the bridge to call the shuttle
>Kill the same poor smuck 4 times in a row
>Proceed to kill the bitch captain and annoying CMO
>JUST FUCK YOUR SHIT UP FAM
>Get to shuttle with crew and have a pissing war with a mining bot
>Kill da bot
>Round ends and only FOUR TEAM MEMBERS IN TOTAL


Good lord, I want to see the logs and drown in salt.

THE ENTIRE ROUND IN A NUT SHELL
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oh so THAT'S what happened after i left for school and got someone else to take my body. i'm proud of y'all. the device was probably somewhere in the brig tbh, but i didn't have enough time to go look
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by peoplearestrange » #172923

PKPenguin321 wrote:>roll for miner
>get engineer
>im_okay_with_this.jpg
>go to start setting up the field, gonna run singulo
>some fuckin pussy bitch heads out and starts trying to do tesla
>take tesla generator out and hide it
>go back in and start up the fields
>this fucking goon runs in, takes out singulo generator
>ugh fuck ill have to take down the fields and get the other one
>suddenly he rushes back in with the tesla generator
>i see that he's about to try and run into the fields
>"LAD NO"
>"NO LAD NO"
>it's too late for him
>he flies in just as the fields close, slams into a field, and ping pongs like 40 times
>he ded
>he real ded
>admins spawn a bronze trophy named "reel gud enbingeerin" on him
>sides implode
>recover his body and set up the singulo master race engine
A good day in engineering.
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by ShadowDimentio » #173580

>Be robroticist
>Be culter
>Yes
>YES
>Go to HoP
>Ocean of gibs from three corpses
>Get maint access
>Grab all the corpses from the line and from the mourge
>Set up camp south of virology in maint
>Make a wraith, arty and jugg with their corpses
>Tell the wraith to kill the AI and for the jugg and arty to stay put, killing anyone that finds them
>The rest of the cult guys show up shortly
>We spread like a tumor
>All of science is converted before long
>Security stand no chance
>Grab captain from genetics and sacrifice him to Narssy
>Summon Narssy utterly without opposition
>Laugh madly

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-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
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"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
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"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by J_Madison » #173733

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easiest highpop nuke war of my life
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by ShadowDimentio » #173770

Ha, I was the engineer who tazed you. I didn't have shit for equipment because I had only just been cloned. Total shitshow of a round though.
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Digdugxx » #173804

>Late join as warden
>Walk past NT inspectors (who all happened to be black) inspecting cargo which happened to be on fire
>OK
>Go to brig to gear up
>Find a dirty inspector stealing some gloves, my gloves, MY KRAG NAVV GLOVES
>”UM, NO”
>Detain the dirty inspector, other officers detain the other inspectors because why not
>Put them in holding cell
>JUSTICE
>ERT arrived and took this the wrong way and decide to try to arrest me
>don’t think so
>cue armoury firefight (my tazers vs ERT’s fucking pulse rifles)
>Sec department proceeds to arrest the dirt ERT and shove them back into the holding cell
>JUSTICE
>ERT happened to also be black after removing their armour (they begin inciting racism claims)
>Pick up one of their Centcom headsets
>Overhear them saying something about deathsquid
>OHSHIT.JPEG
>Station prepares to hold off the impending shitstorm
>They announce their arrival by tearing up the brig with their pulse rifles
>I flank around and use my l3t3 skillz to knock one down with my KRAG NAVV gloves and then kill him with his own gun
>GETFUCKED.BMP
>Take off his shit and dress as fellow deathsquid
>Go around single handily picking off every member of the deathsquid until none remain
>Didn’t even get a trophy cup
>Suicide because I can’t live with all the black people lives I’ve taken
>Get greeted with a shitstorm argument in dead chat about whose fault it was that they got BTFO.
Feelsgoodman.PROPERTIES

Tl;dr: A death squad had to die because an inspector stole my gloves.
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Digdugxx » #173808

>Be changeling detective
>Yes please
>Decide to have some top quality memes by making a ligger zoo in xeno
>Get science access
>Invade xenobio and detain the ligger working there
>Mute sting and undress the dirty ligger on the spot
>RD comes in
>Things about to get messy
>Mute sting ligger again so he can’t snitch
>Too late, he managed to shout help
>RD knows too much
>Now the zoo has to hold the RD too
>Detain RD and shit
>Put them both into the ligger zoo with force field up so they can’t possibly escape or call for help along with his pets he made from golden slimes
>Lookinggood.TXT
>Ambush the chaplain and force him into the zoo as well
>Receiving hurtful comments about how I’m an asshole and I should let them go
>Fuck no
>Close blast doors to stop the hate
>Emergency shuttle docks because someone called it 10 mins into round
>Decide the last thing I’m going to do is hold a death match
>Kidnap the CE as he’s running to shuttle
>Shove him into the zoo with his hard suit and tool belt still on
>Zoo animals scream at him to deconstruct the wall so they could escape
>Don’t think so
>Get plasma can from toxins storage and open it in the zoo
>Zoo animals turn savage murder the CE for his hard suit and internals so they can survive the plasma
>Only one remains
>What a legend
>Release him
>I’m crying at this point
>Round ends
>GG
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by ShadowDimentio » #173855

I was the R&D roboticist that round. Got killed by a scientist because he kept trying to throw me out of R&D after I did all the work, so I reset it all because he was being a dick.
Spoiler:
"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
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-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

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-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

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-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Digdugxx » #173870

Haha, shame he wasn't one of the people I kidnapped!
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Pilgrim » #174633

>Box station Chef round
>Cooking up some mad imitation seafood (it's all about the koibeans son) and plotting to acquire carpotoxin
>Thanks botan- HOLY FUCK YOU'RE A DOUBLE AGENT NOW
>Yeah whatever
>Roboticist clambers over my table while I'm microwaving some steak, beelines to the dinnerware vending machine
>Yeeeaaaa I know what you're in here for, fuck off. I push him away. He asks for a knife after and I tell him to go away
>He pushes me and tries to snag a knife that he just dispensed, I get up and push him down, drawing my own sharpened knife. He yakkety saxes out
>Return to creating culinary mastercrafts, when suddenly he runs past
>ITS A BOMB.jpg
>Firebomb lands right on the vending machine as I pass by it, I get the fuck out of there right before the explosion
>Fparks shoot from the vending machine and all its contents spill out, fire destroys some nearby tiles, patrons at the bar see a hole blown in the wall and i am engulfed in fire as i run toward the freezer for a safe place to put it out
>As a borg makes itsway in for repairs, i barrel past it, swear vengeance, and begin the hunt
>Space bears and carp in the loose in escape with many crew congregating to fight them off, i lurk and ask anyone around if they've seen the roboticist
>All of them say no, but I bump into him in the library
>Begin preparing my next burger, when suddenly
>It's a bo- NO IT'S A FUCKING FLAMETHROWER
>Jet of fire encases me, but i press on slashing him and he begins to back out of the library into the hallway
>He fires again and steps into the flame on accident, i collapse from the damage and he extinguishes himself
>Passerby who see this go on and lynch him, while i die of my wounds. I am carried to my cloner
>Emerge naked and victorious when I see the body of the slain roboticist in the genetics room. Surprised that he's in there but relatively sure that he's at the back of the line, I begin recovering my belongings and looting his
>Suddenly, he pops out of the cloning device! I scream bloody murder and begin punching him, much to the chagrin of the confused and overburdened geneticist
>Some dude with another body comes in through the door and the roboticist makes his escape. I physcially REEEE and swear I will hunt him as long as he lives
>Now's my chance. Two blobs have appeared in the station and security is distributing weapons, almost every crewman's armed to the teeth
>I grab a laser gun and begin asking around if they've seen an Unknown or a roboticist lurking about, they mention they saw him right outside of aux tool storage
>I ambush him, chasing him into maint
>He whips out another flamethrower and burns me to death
>sike nigga he's refilling it at a welding fuel tank which I BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF
>Alarmed passerby beat me up a bit but after reassuring he's a traitor they leave
>I grab his flaming corpse and begin dragging it to be spaced, when suddenly some passerby on their way to medbay drag him along
>I chase after them, frothing at the mouth at how he's a bloody traitor
>Get into medbay and see them throw the roboticist into a sleeper, I scream at them to eject him and... wait a sec, the guy in here isn't the roboticist
>Whip around and get plugged with a stetchkin by the cackling roboticist who had somehow recovered, i collapse
>Out of nowhere some guy whips out an esword and kills us both
>stalemate.jpg
>Traitor gets fucced by the aforementioned armed crew, i get taken to get clone and the geneticist gets the message this time, keeping his body in the morgue
>After recovering my belongings, i snatch his body bag from the morgue and salute his coffin as i space it



And more recently
>Playing as Detective, hanging out in the Metastation bar 5 minutes before the escape shuttle comes
>Chemist smashes a bottle over my head and lights me on fire, "PRANKED" she says over her shoulder as she flies out the door and I roll it out on the floor
>Get up and lurk around for a bit, find her in the bar hallway again and fire my gun at her, then fire it at her again, then... *click*
>Fugg, i hadn't reloaded from an earlier encounter with a graytider
>Whip out my police baton, i get humiliated as she disarms me, picks it up, and beats me with it
>She runs away
>Infuriated i load my gun and begin prowling the halls, and when the shuttle comes i check the arrivals escape pod to make sure she isn't going to cheese me out of revenge
>Make my way into the shuttle and keep my eyes peeled, spot her in the bridge of the shuttle robusting the CE with my baton then getting her with cable restraints
>Spot a miner who somehow acquired a crate full of riot shotguns
>loose :capgun: .jpg
>push the miner aside, pick up a shotgun and push my way through the mob of spectators by the command door
>mask my intentions by throwing my satchel full of confiscated tator goodies at some chucklefuck assistant behind me and strapping the shotgun to my back
>watch as a mediborg and the CE struggle with the chemist, who isn't really doing anything lethal, just batoning the CE and trolling them
>yell at them to open up, the borg accidentally does and I shove my way through
>take aim at the chemist who hasn't really registered im there
>*click*
>fugg
>*chickCHICK*
>there we go
>Chemist notices and makes a run for the EVA suit room
>Barrel my way past the mediborg who realizes what I'm doing and fucking blast the chemist point blank, stunning her and catching the borg with some of the spread
>Borg gets out of there to avoid damage, i pull out a bottle of vodka i'd asked for from the bartender after the chemist broke one over me
>smash it in her face and set her on fire with my zippo lighter
> :revolver:
First: do no harm.
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by confused rock » #174915

>normal ish round
>grab the greentext book
>about to get onto a pod when space lag crashes me
>infinite salt
>next round
>wizard
>objective to get the greentext
>in the process save a chemist with no arms and 1 leg with the words "valid" over their head (who later betrays me)
>never have to revive once but lich does save me
>throughout the round random lag spikes nearly fuck me over many times and makes me lose the greentext twice
>round ends
>lag spike
>"oh shit did I crash"
>nope
>The chat bar is filled with this repeated over and over

the wizards/witches were:
The unloved rock was Lucky-As-Fuck (survived)
Objective #1: Obtain the mythical Greentext at any cost. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.Success!
Objective #3: Succeed Success!
Objective #4: Succeed Success!
Objective #5: Succeed Success!
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Objective #57: Succeed Success!
Objective #58: Succeed Success!
Objective #59: Succeed Success!
The wizard was successful!
Lucky-As-Fuck used the following spells: RISE!, Magic Missile, Ethereal Jaunt, Mutate, Stop Time
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by cocothegogo » #174990

Suicide at round start and as soon as I suicide turns out admins are bluespacing aliens into xeno. Spot prison shuttle ghost role, just me and some other dude Peyton. We dress as security and turns out we were both prisoners for the same reason, unauthorized sexual conduct. We make our way down the asteroid and Peyton is bleeding out at this point, find a miner just in time and saves us, takes us back to the station. We then have the great idea of going to the HoP and pretending we're security officers from the mining post and getting security IDs. HoP says he'll give us access if we do a job for him, turns out he's a traitor and needs a security officer Elric killed and we agree. We get into sec end up killing Elric, half of sec and the CE for trying to arrest the Captain who refuses to let the shuttle be called (Throw your soldiers into positions whence there is no escape, and they will prefer death to flight.) Make our way to the pods, CE thinks the Captain hired us to kill her so we get away free, turns out the aliens are getting rowdy so I PDA the HoP asking if he wants to get on our pod, he turns up and we think we've escaped when aliens burst through the window and grab him 5 seconds before the shuttle launches. We escaped at least.

10/10 round
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by MMMiracles » #174997

>haven't played an actual game in months
>sign up as miner to actually try out lavaland
>get RD instead
>get pAI buddy to talk to, knives
>don't remember shit, walk around putting shit into the decon
>15-20 minutes, no sign of miners
>magni comes in, decide to say 'fuck it' and go out to mining myself
>get access, hurdle over several sandbags cargo used to barricade themselves in (why??)
>go to mining outpost. walk out EVA door
>watcher engages me, KA in one hand drill in other lets go fucker
>"You need both hands to use the kinetic accelerator!"
>bolted
>lag
>come back dead
>ash walker carrying a giant fucking cart of bodies rolls right up to me
>"fuck"
>hes actually chill and gets me back to cloning with help of pAI
>cloned, go back to testing range, theres a leather jacket and bandana for whatever reason
>become cool skateboarder by crafting skateboard and dawning new rad clothing
>immediately run straight into airlock
>skate around, run into several things including a morph disguised as vomit trying to escape security officers
>skate past crime scene of lizard kidnapping cargo tech with ebow as i slam into wall
>cargo tech runs by in cuffs, i decide to be an hero by chasing after lizard with my shitty telebaton and a dream
>slam straight into a wall
>ebow
>dragged to vacant office, cuffed
>last sight i see before loosing connection is like 3 people on the ground, all their limbs cut off, begging for me to call for help
>log back into being naked on a bed as im sawed to death
>my harm alarm goes off, alerting the whole station to the horrible place
>hulk literally bursts through the wall as security and other people swarm, lizard somehow got away i dont even know
>everyone but me and the clown are dragged off
>clown isn't dead, just a stump of her former self
>clown cries alone as shuttle departs because thats all they can do now

p good introduction round after a break, would get cut up again
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Submitted by: sandstorm

The best way to get a girl/boy friend is to click on them say "hi" then push enter
then say "your cute" then push enter,wait until they say somthing back if they
don't go for another.
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by confused rock » #175012

MMMiracles wrote:>haven't played an actual game in months
>sign up as miner to actually try out lavaland
>get RD instead
>get pAI buddy to talk to, knives
>don't remember shit, walk around putting shit into the decon
>15-20 minutes, no sign of miners
>magni comes in, decide to say 'fuck it' and go out to mining myself
>get access, hurdle over several sandbags cargo used to barricade themselves in (why??)
>go to mining outpost. walk out EVA door
>watcher engages me, KA in one hand drill in other lets go fucker
>"You need both hands to use the kinetic accelerator!"
>bolted
>lag
>come back dead
>ash walker carrying a giant fucking cart of bodies rolls right up to me
>"fuck"
>hes actually chill and gets me back to cloning with help of pAI
>cloned, go back to testing range, theres a leather jacket and bandana for whatever reason
>become cool skateboarder by crafting skateboard and dawning new rad clothing
>immediately run straight into airlock
>skate around, run into several things including a morph disguised as vomit trying to escape security officers
>skate past crime scene of lizard kidnapping cargo tech with ebow as i slam into wall
>cargo tech runs by in cuffs, i decide to be an hero by chasing after lizard with my shitty telebaton and a dream
>slam straight into a wall
>ebow
>dragged to vacant office, cuffed
>last sight i see before loosing connection is like 3 people on the ground, all their limbs cut off, begging for me to call for help
>log back into being naked on a bed as im sawed to death
>my harm alarm goes off, alerting the whole station to the horrible place
>hulk literally bursts through the wall as security and other people swarm, lizard somehow got away i dont even know
>everyone but me and the clown are dragged off
>clown isn't dead, just a stump of her former self
>clown cries alone as shuttle departs because thats all they can do now

p good introduction round after a break, would get cut up again
as the lizard
>literally the night dismemberment is added
>try to do this meme gimmick after getting traitor twice
>begin kidnapping people
>woops somebody uses suit sensors for once
>flop horridly
>next round, also a traitor
>flop horridly because the first guy I try it on is robust with his intercoms
>everybody calls me a murderboner in deadchat
>vow for revenge
>very rarely get traitor (I literally got blob and wizard more often)
>the one time I get it I use slim jim karate to throw bgo 20 tiles down a hallway
>be suddenly doctor
>fuck this I am oding on the demonomicon thingy
>woops traitor
>fuck off into dorms
>plan for ebow+esword to remove limbs but realise that would not work because of radios
>get ebow+agent card+surgery duffle+emp flash instead
>capture cj after seeing him getting beat up in medbay
>in maint
>randomly shuriken is thrown and hits me
>shit pants and run away
>for some reason whoever threw the shuriken at me is gone and didn't say anything
>cj just wants to minbomb cloning before I kill him as he was a syndie
>let him do it because fuck it and I didn't want to kill him anyway
>immediately after confirm that a nearby doctor is 100% alone
>after a quick miss and hit on the second try, emp flash them and cable cuff
>they complain they just got here
>drag them to vacant office and fake wall in casually even after quickly sprinting through the hall past the hos as they scream for help
>make surgery next, surround the bed with tables so people missing 1 arm cannot try to climb out
>remove all the limbs slowly
>leave them thrown in the corner of the room and promise they will not be lonely soon
>try to shoot a cargo tech and miss or something I don't remember
>shoot a sec officer instead
>bring them there
>surgically remove limbs and stuff again
>they demand I come over to them so they can bite off my kneecaps
>randomly clown goes over to vacant office and shoves the fake wall
>ebow them and shit
>realize I can just circular saw the limbs off and administer loads of brute patches/bruise packs and they will survive with it taking far less time
>do it
>everyone is horrified by now
>Decide to remove 1 persons tongue
>the clown is the most annoying and refuses to shut up
>remove the tongue
>suddenly captain opens the door to vacant office for no reason
>sec is like OH PRAISE THE LORD SAVE US
>chase after the cap
>he gets a solid 2 disablers on me
>shoot blindly down the hall with the ebow where I thought he was
>dodge the incoming disabler
>he is downed, I discover as I come closer
>ebow him again for good measure
>he vomits
>emp flashlight RIGHT before he can yell for help
>ebow him again and cable cuff
>he vomits again
>come back to the base with him
>everybody starts screaming and crying
>space carp drama outside makes people almost think they are being rescued, and they scream at the wall in hopes they will hear
>chop off all the captain's limbs after assuming we are safe
>buckle him to a chair
>he goes catatonic after I leave to hunt again
>drag a bleeding out guy who slipped on lube back after hiding them in a body bag
>debrain him
>use the mmi in the surgery dufflebag
>demand they choose who I kill
>they understand that if they yell over radio they will all die
>they do not answer in the 10 seconds
>pop the brain out
>decide to grab another brain as the shuttle nears
>grab cargo guy
>assume the pai, knives, screaming for help is on this guy as I use a bunch of emp flashlight charges on him and slip on lube
>he runs
>get up
>go back
>skateboard guy is my target
>they run into a wall
>drag them up, use an ebow more than likely needed in the panic, use the flashlight, and cable cuff
>drag into vacant office
>lag spike
>throw them into my surgery chamber of a bed surrounded by tables
>begin trying to saw off their head and remove the brain from the head as it is faster than standard debraining
>realize in the middle of it the pai is screaming
>incredibly confused but remain calm and just rush it
>give up on the brain and plan to shove the 2 remaining non catatonic stumps with tongues in a body bag and drag it onto a pod
>but first check if the pai is in the pile of pdas
>too late
>hulk smashes through the wall
>run away
>random shitty lizard officer uses like 30 flashbangs but I dodge every one
>realize I cannot abandon my poor stumps
>go back to save them and die
>clown stump could not call for help without a tongue and is deserted
>the remaining 2 stumps are brought onto the goof suicide shuttle
>pai was on the greytider who I learn is the rd

I knew I could do a gimmick that isn't slim jims
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Zilenan91 » #175017

>limbless, screaming, suffering clown in the corner

I gotta get the time to play holy fuck dismemberment sounds so fun.
Spoiler:
Zilenan91 wrote:
Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.

HAVE FUN ESCAPING NOW WITH NO ARMS
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by PKPenguin321 » #175018

>>clown stump could not call for help without a tongue and is deserted

Jesus Christ how horrifying
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by confused rock » #175029

I did something semi original! those people who call me a murderboner at lowpop sybil are wrong :')
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by InsaneHyena » #175058

> Be QM
> Go AFK
> When I return, I'm cuffed to a bed in a gas chamber, with a detective nearby.
> This happens:
Spoiler:
Jimena Prevatt says, "Wait, what"
Jimena Prevatt says, "What the fuck."
Jimena Prevatt asks, "Where am I?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "You're in the brig."
Jimena Prevatt says, "Oh, I see."
Jimena Prevatt says, "You're a traitor. You want to kill me."
Isaac Rhinehart has thrown the screwdriver.
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Huh?"
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Why do you say that?"
Jimena Prevatt says, "I'm in a gas chamber, and I don't have my earpiece."
Jimena Prevatt says, "This seems a bit fucking shady to me."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I wasn't going to gas you, this is just a safe place for you."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I saved your life."
Jimena Prevatt asks, "Safe place?"
Jimena Prevatt says, "I'm cuffed to a bed. In a gas chamber. Excuse me for having doubts in you."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "If I wanted to kill you, I would have already done so, wouldn't I?"
Jimena Prevatt says, "Well, I suppose you might want something from me."
Jimena Prevatt says, "Or you might want to gloat."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I'm not that kind of detective."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I just need a few questions from you."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Answers, rather."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "What blood type are you?"
Jimena Prevatt says, "That is an interesting question. I don't know the answer to it."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Let's find out. Hang tight."
You attempt to unbuckle yourself... (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Please don't struggle."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "You can't leave that room, and you have no earpiece or intercom."
Isaac Rhinehart has knocked down Jimena Prevatt with the police baton!
You fail to unbuckle yourself!
Jimena Prevatt says, "Dammit. What have I got myself into."
Isaac Rhinehart puts the police baton into the satchel.
Isaac Rhinehart tries to put the straight jacket on Jimena Prevatt.
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Nothing too crazy."
Jimena Prevatt says, "What do you want? Money? I can get you money."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Just relax, I wont leave you here."
Jimena Prevatt says, "I can pay you more than they are."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I'll be back in a jiffy."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Trust me?"
Jimena Prevatt says, "No. Not at all."
Jimena Prevatt says, "You are a fucking psychopath."
Isaac Rhinehart chuckles.
Isaac Rhinehart says, "No."
Jimena Prevatt asks, "And why would a sane person do things you are doing to me?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Anyways, wait here, and be a good girl and don't struggle out of those."
Jimena Prevatt says, "Dammit."
Jimena Prevatt exclaims, "Somebody! Help!"
Jimena Prevatt says, "Shit. Nobody is here to hear me."
You attempt to unbuckle yourself... (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)
Jimena Prevatt says, "And AI won't see me - there are no cameras."
Jimena Prevatt says, "I have... A PDA."
Jimena Prevatt says, "Yes, a PDA."
Jimena Prevatt says, "But I need hands to operate it."
Jimena Prevatt says, "If something delays him, I can get help."
Jimena Prevatt asks, "I wonder how long it takes to snap out of this jacket?"
You unbuckle yourself from the bed.
Isaac Rhinehart says, "See? I told you I wouldn't leave you."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "But you didn't listen to me, you unbuckled."
Jimena Prevatt says, "This does not comfort me in the slightest."
Jimena Prevatt says, "You damn psycho."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I suppose it's just in time, because this is your punishment when you disobey."
Isaac Rhinehart points to the muzzle
Isaac Rhinehart has knocked down Jimena Prevatt with the police baton!
Isaac Rhinehart buckles you to the bed!
Jimena Prevatt says, "You can silence me, but you can't-"
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "I can't what?"
Isaac Rhinehart puts the police baton into the satchel.
Jimena Prevatt says, "...I'm still figuring it out."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "This is more for my safety than yours."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Can't have you screaming lies to some passerby, can we?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I'd say, five minutes of silence."
Isaac Rhinehart tries to put the muzzle on Jimena Prevatt.
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Oh dear."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "If you don't like the dark place, you'll be a good girl and stay buckled."
Jimena Prevatt hmphs.
You attempt to unbuckle yourself... (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I will return, as always."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Don't go braindead on me now, you hear?"
Jimena Prevatt growls angrily.
Isaac Rhinehart says, "If you need something or feel uncomfortable, just shout."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Oh, that's right."
Isaac Rhinehart giggles.


You unbuckle yourself from the bed.
Jimena Prevatt attempts to remove the straight jacket!
You attempt to remove the straight jacket... (This will take around 5 minutes and you need to stand still.)
You are now resting.
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Still with me?"
Isaac Rhinehart tries to remove Jimena Prevatt's muzzle.
Jimena Prevatt does not look especially happy to see the detective.
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Much better, isn't it?"
Isaac Rhinehart puts the muzzle into the satchel.
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "How are you feeling?"
Jimena Prevatt says, "I suppose, you can take a wild guess."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Make sure you guys find Preston."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Elated?"
*beep*
Message from James Anderson (Research Director), "you there?" (Reply)
Jimena Prevatt says, "Angry. Tired. Helpless."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Oh, who's this?"
Isaac Rhinehart tries to remove Jimena Prevatt's straight jacket.
Jimena Prevatt says, "I don't know, man. Maybe if I had HANDS..."
Isaac Rhinehart tries to remove Jimena Prevatt's PDA-Jimena Prevatt (Quartermaster).
Isaac Rhinehart has thrown PDA-Jimena Prevatt (Quartermaster).
Isaac Rhinehart tries to put the straight jacket on Jimena Prevatt.
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Let's see."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Oh, it's the RD."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "He asked, "you there?""
Jimena Prevatt says, "Yes. Funny enough, I am here."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Glad you found the irony in that too."
Jimena Prevatt says, "It's the only thing I have left, really."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "He asked if you could order a conveyor belt for them. What should I say?"
Jimena Prevatt says, "I suppose, you can tell him to fuck right off. Or say yes. I don't care."
Jimena Prevatt manages to remove the straight jacket!
You successfully remove the straight jacket.
Isaac Rhinehart tries to put the straight jacket on Jimena Prevatt.
*beep*
Isaac Rhinehart says, "He wants to know when the miners are coming."
Jimena Prevatt says, "I'm very happy for him."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "He seems happyp."
*beep*
Jimena Prevatt says, "Will you tell me what you want, already? I'm still not dead, so either you're here to torment me, or you need me alive."
Jimena Prevatt manages to remove the straight jacket!
You successfully remove the straight jacket.
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "In truth?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "You were right the first time."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "But the Syndicate is so... overzealous."
Jimena Prevatt says, "So, it's some kind of creepy BDSM game you have in mind. Got it."
Isaac Rhinehart tries to put the straight jacket on Jimena Prevatt.
Isaac Rhinehart says, "No, not really. It's more of a mind experiment."
Jimena Prevatt says, "How exciting."
Jimena Prevatt says, "I can't wait to hear more."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "If I let you go now, would you turn me in?"
Jimena Prevatt asks, "No. Do you want to hear why?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Humor me."
Jimena Prevatt says, "First, you obviously have inflitrated the law enforcement already. And since at least one of you is a creepy murderous weirdo, I don't know if others are compromised too."
Jimena Prevatt asks, "Sounds logical?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Well, most of the security staff is loyalty implanted."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "But I see your point."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "What do you stand to lose, though?"
Jimena Prevatt says, "Second, if I were to turn you in, and security didn't turn out to be compromised, there's still a matter of trust."
Isaac Rhinehart laughs.
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Is this your first time being kidnapped?"
Jimena Prevatt says, "At this point, you could have framed me for any amount of crimes you wanted, because changing the fingreprints database is that easy. I've worked with them in the past."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "You seem like an expert on this subject."
Jimena Prevatt says, "I've... Had experience with similiar situations."
Jimena Prevatt says, "Which is the only reason I'm not begging for mercy at this point."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I'm glad you aren't; those people are always so drab."
Jimena Prevatt says, "So if I were to turn you in, you could have easily said - this is a syndicate traitor. Don't trust her. In fact, kill her on sight."
Jimena Prevatt says, "And they totally will do it."
Jimena Prevatt says, "While first of my two points are related, third is somewhat different."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "What would you do if I let you go?"
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Business as usual?"
Jimena Prevatt says, "Say, if I do turn you in and they believe me, and on the side chance they actually succeed in capturing you, they will most likely kill or imprison you forever."
Jimena Prevatt says, "This is decidedly not what I want."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "And where does this benevolence for your captor come from?"
Jimena Prevatt says, "I assure you, this does not come from benevolence. I am currently picturing you choking for air, which my hands around your neck. Which brings me to the answer to your question."
Jimena Prevatt says, "If - or, alternatively, when - I get out of here, I will do my best to kill you with my own hands."
Jimena Prevatt asks, "Does this satisfy your curiosity?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "To a point, yes."
Jimena Prevatt says, "I'm happy you're happy."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "There is something I still have to ask of you, however."
Jimena Prevatt asks, "Am I in any position to decline?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Yes."
Jimena Prevatt says, "This is not the answer I've expected."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I'm sure you didn't expect to be kidnapped today, either."
Jimena Prevatt says, "Touche."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Will you forgive me?"
Jimena Prevatt says, "Put yourself in my position."
Jimena Prevatt asks, "If you were me, what would you answer?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Well, I did kidnap you with intent to murder you, as per my Syndicate contract."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "So if I were in your position, I'd say no."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "But I ask all the same."
Jimena Prevatt says, "There is the obvious answer - yes. Because I naturally want to live, I would do anything to get on your good side and try to avert my death by whatever means possible."
Jimena Prevatt says, "However, I'm proud enough to say this."
Jimena Prevatt says, "Go to Hell."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I suppose I could not have expected any other answer."
Isaac Rhinehart asks, "Do me one last favor, would you?"
Jimena Prevatt asks, "Which is?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Don't make the same mistakes I did."
Jimena Prevatt says, "Really dramatic."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "It's not meant to be dramatic."
Jimena Prevatt says, "I would applaud, if I could."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Don't join the Syndicate."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "The pay is great, but you can't leave."
Jimena Prevatt says, "Well, you are wrong."
Isaac Rhinehart tries to remove Jimena Prevatt's straight jacket.
Isaac Rhinehart says, "No, I've known that for a long time."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "The only way you leave the Syndicate is in a body bag."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "There is an exception in my case, of course."
Isaac Rhinehart has thrown Isaac Rhinehart's ID Card (Detective).
Isaac Rhinehart says, "My contract just expired."
Jimena Prevatt says, "But..."
Isaac Rhinehart has thrown the tape.
Jimena Prevatt says, "Since I'm obviously your intellectual superior..."

Jimena Prevatt says, "There are always some matters to consider."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Snarky, right til' the last."
Jimena Prevatt asks, "Tell me, if Syndicate were to track you down for leaving them, how would they do it?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "They'd check the morgue."
Isaac Rhinehart buckles themself to the chair.
Jimena Prevatt says, "True."
Isaac Rhinehart unbuckles themselves from the chair.
Jimena Prevatt asks, "But this isn't all, is it?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Don't waste those crystals."
Jimena Prevatt says, "If a detective called Isaac Rhinehart popped up somewhere, they will kill you."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "You could buy yourself and your family a new life with what's in that PDA, 606 Bravo."
Jimena Prevatt asks, "But if detective Isaac Rhinehard was called something else?"
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I suppose I could change my name and face."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "But I'd get tired of running."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I'm so, so tired."
Jimena Prevatt says, "Running is not the right choice of words."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "I suppose not."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "You've got a shuttle to catch."
Jimena Prevatt says, "With genetics on your side, you can become someone else entirely. No need for operations or outdated methods."
Jimena Prevatt says, "You just... Become someone else."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "The ID and the PDA will carry you out of here."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "Your stuff is on the table, and the whole conversation if you're indicted is on that recorder."
Isaac Rhinehart points to the universal recorder
Jimena Prevatt says, "How gracious of you."
Isaac Rhinehart says, "It's time for me to retire."
Jimena Prevatt asks, "Is it still recording?"
Isaac Rhinehart is putting the barrel of the .38 Mars Special in his mouth. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Isaac Rhinehart is hit by a bullet in the head!
Isaac Rhinehart blows his brains out with the .38 Mars Special!
Isaac Rhinehart seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Jimena Prevatt says, "What a waste of a human life."
> After I break free, I cut out detective's brain and shove it into the MMI.
> Steal a cyborg shell from robotics, create a cyborg and emag him immediately.
> "After I've spared you, you just coulnd't let me rest in peace. I'm not the psychopath. You are."
> "I'm not! I'm not. I'm a sociopath. Those are different things."
Bring back papercult.

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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by peoplearestrange » #175141

Holy shit that was a good story.
And some amazing roleplay by both of you!
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by mercenaryblue » #175228

> First round as clown since the banana cream pie update
> Befriend devil chef, grow mats to mass produce more pies
> Make about four pies, draw a crayon rune in theater, pray to the honkmother
> "Bless thy pie, oh honkmother" etc etc. Curious onlookers come check out what's happening.
> Splat! Splat, Splat, Splat!! All four got tarted up.
> The honkmother whisper in my ears "Cream five more people and receive my blessing". Oh yisss
> Grow some more mats, get somebody to fetch maintenance fridge, bake more pies with chef.
> The cream pies are ready, but the captain would have none of it. He wants to operate me, insert a disk, against my will.
> Screaming for help, I am eventually rescued. Fetch my stuff, go back to work. Captain is the first creamed by the pies.
> All five cream pies hits various people near medbay. Hallelujah!!
> The honkmother spawn a staff of the honkmother, plus some auto-spawning throwing pie magic. Aww yiss.
> Hell has no wrath like a clown scorned. First and only target of the staff? The captain.
> A manhunt is declared as I HONK the captain several time.
> Eventually, the HoS breaks my trust and capture me after faking being a friend.
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by peoplearestrange » #175421

And thats how to clown proper.
Whatever
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment
miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly
WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.
Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.
TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...
NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.
Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!
Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!
Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.
IM TRYING
Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch
Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...
Are you having a stroke
bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing
MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.
PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"
I'm a box
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Armhulen » #175820

Augh, not enough good stories time to post
>Be me, ghost obsessed chaplain
>catghost flying around the station
>CMO comes to me, saying the ghost is pissed at him
>He killed all of the fucking kittens
>zingo idea get
>he has to cross into the ethereal plane to apologize
>I kill him and capture him as red ghost
>the catghost seems confused
>he in his most sorrow voice appologizes
>the catghost's Sprite has the word forgiven on it now
>Thankfuck
>Kill the cmo's red ghost
>Defib his body
All is well again.
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Xhagi » #176318

>rollan fer miner
>gottem
>today I will explore and hunt down some tendrils
>find Gluttony place, decide fuck that
>find golem ship, no golems, oh well
>find tendril, time to fuck it up
>another miner dies when trying to fight the tendril mobs and an ash storm came along, I ran away like a bitch and hid in a pod
>come back, finish off tendril
>INFERNO grenade, noice
>go get the dead miner, start going back to station, a little worried cause I keep hearing what sounds like a revolution or gang but gotta save my home boy
>nevermind no saving he's not responding to cloning
>go back to mining, looking for more tendrils, comms go out but don't care tendrils
>DELTA ALERT MAX GANG TRYING TO TAKE OVER IN CARGO
>my time is now
>go back station, Inferno in hand, dominator is right in the cargo warehouse
>"WITNESS ME."
>prime dat grenade, get stunned but don't care because it's already begun
>gang fucks off as the flames engulf the entire cargo bay, get up, pickaxe that dominator to death while on fire
>run away, manage to live despite all this
>have a chat with the AI over PDA now that comms are back, says it wished I didn't use such a harmful method but I don't think anyone died so not a big deal, say I'll try not to hurt people
>DELTA ALERT CYBER GANG IN VACANT OFFICE
>for fucks sake
>run out to the area nearby, shitload of people, everyone shooting everyone
>fuck this
>go get some tools, go below in maint toward the vacant office, mesons show me a tile surrounded by walls that has to be the dominator
>take down some walls behind it
>pickaxe dominator kills: 2
>yell "GANG AIN'T SHIT" and run off to hide in maint because the gang probably wants to kill me for ruining their fun
>still chatting with the AI over PDA, it informs me all the heads are dead or converted and there's no security left to fight
>DELTA ALERT CYBER GANG IN VACANT OFFICE
>FOR FUCKS SAKE
>tell the AI I'm going three for three, it tells me good luck
>run through maint behind the office again, some guy fighting but can't tell if he's gang or not so throw a bluespace crystal at him
>he ends up in the vacant office and provides a nice distraction as I come up from behind, having seen the dominator knowing exactly which wall to take down
>put up some other walls, take down the wall by the dominator, gang watches helplessly as I whack it with my pickaxe of gang destruction
>yell "GANGS AIN'T SHIT" right in their face, run back off into maint with my new high score
>AI commends me over my actions, decide that for helping me and keeping me company I'll save the AI
>get card from RD's office, get over to sat, AI lets me card it having called the shuttle some time ago
>get back over to engineering, wait it out in the pod while chatting with the AI
>sail off to glorious victory, not in greentext but in spirit

The entire round was one big adrenaline rush for me.

(Bad News Barrett) has made a priority announcement: Gangs, I'm afraid I've got some bad news. You're currently all losing to a single person whose occupation and hobby both involve hitting rocks with metal things a lot. Despite having had no Security to fight and basically ideal conditions.
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by confused rock » #176328

>arrest james for having prints on a gang spray can
>james anderson accuses me of wallhacking
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Anonmare » #176337

The unloved rock wrote:>arrest james for having prints on a gang spray can
>james anderson accuses me of wallhacking
I wish I could ask you if these people are real but I know they are.
I know and I've seen them.

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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by One Seven One » #176368

>Be last night with our 'Server is going down, time to party' rounds
>Observe
>Everything is normal until one admin hits the highlander button
>Fighting breaks out
>One person is asking for the gods to spawn Vibro Blades
>They do
>Admins hit turn on respawns
>Spawn in has the Chaplin with one mission: Get to my chapel and get my shit
>Run past two people fighting and yoink myself a vibro blade
>Examine text mention I can hold it in both hands to deflect projectiles
>I get to my chapel and test this bad boy on a window
>It smashes it in two hits, holy dam
>Don my armor, grab my null rod and transform it in to a defense staff
>Walk out of my chapel and get assaulted by a random highlander
>Kill his ass dead in a few swings and decapitate him
>Drag his corpse so I can yoink his ID and pinpointer
>I am offically a highlander
>As I am looting another highlander comes in to my chapel
>"Hello chaplain."
>Me: "Hello my child."
>"I too am a follower of god."
>Oh shit roleplay during admin shenanigans
>I walk out and ask if he needs some holy healing with my book
>As I do someone comes out of maint and assaults us
>He's dead in a few swings and decapitated in another
>"I could use that healing now."
>I toss him my helmet and smack him with holyness
>We decide to go raid medical for stuff to heal me
>Plasma is in the hallways so I put on a mask
>My follower is not so fortunate and breathes in a lot of plasma
>We duck in to botany and in to maint
>I see if I can swipe the medical stuff from the boxing room
>It's on the ground near some corpses and a swarmer
>Swarmer runs off and I yoink the supplies
>I duck back in to maint and patch myself up
>There we meet a doctor who asks us what's going on
>"The end of days is upon us."
>We tell him my follower is dieing from toxins to the point that he can't even carry his noble sword
>They say they'll get him antitox and will be right back
>We wait..
>And wait..
>Maint opens from boxing and a man with a sword stands in the doorway
>I hold my holy vibro blade in both arms, letting him make the first move.
>"I'm fine with neither of us fighting if you are."
>Me: "I am."
>He runs in and runs off, no blood shed.
>We continute to wait..
>And wait..
>Second guy comes back and asks us why we're still there, we tell him we're waiting
>He tells us we could just.. go
>We point at the plasma covering the door
>He says that there isn't any plasma in the next room, it all burnt out and we can just go.
>Me: "May the light guide us my child?"
>Without a word he opens the door and we head on out in to the darkened bar
>Crunch.. crunch..
>Out of the corner of our vision we spot a blood demon dragging a corpse in to blood
>Crunch.. crunch
>"Father! A demon!"
>Me: "Show yourself demon!!"
>Demon never shows himself
>Fuck
>We walk over to medbay and get assaulted by something in the darkness
>I move in to the light and out of the darkness comes a zombie!
>I attempt to slay the fowl beast but as it falls it.. teleports off?
>I think it was the RD as a zombie with the teleporter armor or someone threw a swarmer crystal
>I was so caught up in the fight I lost track of my follower
>My follower comes out of the darkness but something isn't right
>He's..
>Green..
>"My child no!"
>It's too late, he's a zombie now.
>He falls over
>I know what I must do
>"May you find peace my child.."
>His corpse is destroyed.
>Centcomm says they beamed zombie fighting equipment in to the chapel
>I have a mission now.
>I make my way over carrying only a heavy burden and an even heaver heart
>I slay one or two zombies along the way
>I walk in to my once peaceful chapel
>Inside is crusader armor and claymores
>I decide to make my stand here.
>I will defend this supplies to my last dieing breath
>RD zombie shuffles in and we fight
>He is no match for my holy wrath [Read: Overpowered Vibroblade]
>"May you find peace child.."
>RD gibbed
>Another zombie shuffles in and I point at him
>Me: "I will purge you." or something like that
>He attacks
>I knock him out
>I begin to purge him
>Forget I was bleeding
>Fuck
>Fall over in to crit and begin dieing
>With my last dieing breath
>"May the gods cleanse this shuttle of unholyness and guide its dwellers to salvation." or something like that
>DEAD
>Before long death squads are spawned and begin shooting everything
>Eh, close enough.
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Alipheese » #176422

Aliannera wrote:
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>rollan fer miner
>gottem
>today I will explore and hunt down some tendrils
>find Gluttony place, decide fuck that
>find golem ship, no golems, oh well
>find tendril, time to fuck it up
>another miner dies when trying to fight the tendril mobs and an ash storm came along, I ran away like a bitch and hid in a pod
>come back, finish off tendril
>INFERNO grenade, noice
>go get the dead miner, start going back to station, a little worried cause I keep hearing what sounds like a revolution or gang but gotta save my home boy
>nevermind no saving he's not responding to cloning
>go back to mining, looking for more tendrils, comms go out but don't care tendrils
>DELTA ALERT MAX GANG TRYING TO TAKE OVER IN CARGO
>my time is now
>go back station, Inferno in hand, dominator is right in the cargo warehouse
>"WITNESS ME."
>prime dat grenade, get stunned but don't care because it's already begun
>gang fucks off as the flames engulf the entire cargo bay, get up, pickaxe that dominator to death while on fire
>run away, manage to live despite all this
>have a chat with the AI over PDA now that comms are back, says it wished I didn't use such a harmful method but I don't think anyone died so not a big deal, say I'll try not to hurt people
>DELTA ALERT CYBER GANG IN VACANT OFFICE
>for fucks sake
>run out to the area nearby, shitload of people, everyone shooting everyone
>fuck this
>go get some tools, go below in maint toward the vacant office, mesons show me a tile surrounded by walls that has to be the dominator
>take down some walls behind it
>pickaxe dominator kills: 2
>yell "GANG AIN'T SHIT" and run off to hide in maint because the gang probably wants to kill me for ruining their fun
>still chatting with the AI over PDA, it informs me all the heads are dead or converted and there's no security left to fight
>DELTA ALERT CYBER GANG IN VACANT OFFICE
>FOR FUCKS SAKE
>tell the AI I'm going three for three, it tells me good luck
>run through maint behind the office again, some guy fighting but can't tell if he's gang or not so throw a bluespace crystal at him
>he ends up in the vacant office and provides a nice distraction as I come up from behind, having seen the dominator knowing exactly which wall to take down
>put up some other walls, take down the wall by the dominator, gang watches helplessly as I whack it with my pickaxe of gang destruction
>yell "GANGS AIN'T SHIT" right in their face, run back off into maint with my new high score
>AI commends me over my actions, decide that for helping me and keeping me company I'll save the AI
>get card from RD's office, get over to sat, AI lets me card it having called the shuttle some time ago
>get back over to engineering, wait it out in the pod while chatting with the AI
>sail off to glorious victory, not in greentext but in spirit

The entire round was one big adrenaline rush for me.

(Bad News Barrett) has made a priority announcement: Gangs, I'm afraid I've got some bad news. You're currently all losing to a single person whose occupation and hobby both involve hitting rocks with metal things a lot. Despite having had no Security to fight and basically ideal conditions.
Can attest to this, did glorious work for Cargonia! Would hire again.
That round was one big headache.

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You are a traitor!
Your current objectives:
Objective #1: They mocked you in life, a lesser janiborg they said. Now they shall know terror.
Objective #2: Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by confused rock » #176744

>nuke ops
>putting brains in borgs in robotics
>assistant (insanehyena) had an arm blown off by a bomb
>is annoying
>somebody helps augment them
>notice they have a pinpointer in their pocket
>search the backpack
>full of nuke op shit
>grab their pistol
>they spring up and grab the c20
>shoot them dead, barely surviving
>hyena calls the other ops flukes after
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by InsaneHyena » #176761

> Be nuke op
> Go stealth
> Sabotage telecoms
> Go to kill the captain
> Why is everything on fire
> A syndicate bomb blew my arm off and put me into crit, captain is unscathed
> You could have warned, jackass
> After a passerby borg injects me with some drugs, crawl to medbay and scream at people until I get a brute patch
> Go to robotics
> Is-a-Lizard is being shit like always
> Get stripped.
> My emag falls out of my pocket
> Okay, my sprite covers all this shit, they probably won't notice
> They did
> Grab my gat
> Ligger is faster.
> Die.

> Meanwhile, Oldman Op instantly dies because space dust
> Another operative slips on the lube, loses his gun, than a laser sets off a minibomb in his pocket
> Everybody else is dead already.
> Fuck.
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #176763

>Traitor
>Can't mine because someone stole my gear before I arrived.
>Don't feel like breaking into the captain's office and steal his medal, decide to instead wreck the brig for my amusement
>Syndibomb the brig, go check out the damage after I hear the boom and feel the lag shockwave
>Oh no, an innocent bugperson has lost her leg and is dying in the vacuum!
>Take pity on the poor bug. I did not intend to kill a non-redshirt
>Drag them to medbay and just barely save them from a gruesome death
>Demand the AI let me into robotics. Surprisingly, it does.
>Attempt to replace the bugwoman's leg. Unfortunately, I make the wrong leg in the machine, so I end up severing her good leg and giving her a robot one. We laugh about it.
>Okay, attempt two, this time I print a robot arm. Bugwoman questions my actions, but I explain. "Arm, leg, same thing, very nice." It actually works when I install it.
>Bug gives me a kiss as Old Man Robustin informs me the shitter who stole my gear went braindead and I get my miner suit and dick around for all of 2 minutes before the shuttle arrives (the AI called it because of my silly bomb)
>Grab some bluespace crystals. Might as well have fun with them.
>On the shuttle, I see RAYNER BEAIL, missing an arm, and being brutalized by security with a birthday cake in the shuttle brig.
>I await my opportunity, the HOS opens the door for a split second. Rush in and hurl the bluespace crystal at Rayner, helping him escape.
>We sax around the shuttle for a bit, until the warden stuns me. I tell Rayner to leave me, but he is too loyal, he rushes into the shuttle brig to help me.
>A clusterfuck riot ensues as everyone gets stunned, disarmed, and stabbed with a survival knife. The shuttle has almost arrived, and I smash the window and run.
>Rayner runs as well, but is one second short, as he doesn't achieve greentext for being 1 tile within the brig

i had fun, sorry rayner
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Digdugxx » #176776

The unloved rock wrote:>arrest james for having prints on a gang spray can
>james anderson accuses me of wallhacking
AHEM

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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by InsaneHyena » #176780

I think the important question is, why are you recording every round.
Bring back papercult.

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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Reece » #176781

InsaneHyena wrote:I think the important question is, why are you recording every round.
And why is Scotland the Brave randomly playing.
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Post by Digdugxx » #176782

You're asking too many questions :honkman:
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by confused rock » #176783

10 out of fucking 10
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by PKPenguin321 » #176784

Digdugxx wrote:
The unloved rock wrote:>arrest james for having prints on a gang spray can
>james anderson accuses me of wallhacking
AHEM

holy fuck my sides
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by PKPenguin321 » #176815

>roll atmos tech on metastation
>roll traitor!!!
>first traitor roll since dismemberment was added
>i have to hijack!!!
>ebow+esword go go go
>grab atmos hardsuit and some oxygen
>bail out the airlock and swoop down to telecomms satellite
>as i head out i hear reports of bryce pax the changeling killing loadsa people
>deconn telecomms and get away with no witnesses
>we them boys
>alright now it's time to murder
>https://carpenterbrut.bandcamp.com/album/trilogy
>fly by grinder maint real quick to check it out, find crit RD, watch her die
>loot and decapitate
>stash them brains
>skip and hop down to science and blow borgs
>skip and hop on down to medbay
>captain is putting some dude into cryo
>"what happened to you guys?"
>"Damn lawyer was a traitor."
>"What a coincidence!"
>ebow
>head-off! apply directly to the forehead!
>pop open cryo cell
>head-off! apply directly to the forehead!
>chaplain waltzes in dragging body
>hold my ebow sideways like a gangster and pop him one (not really but this is how i imagine it ok)
>head-off! apply directly to the forehead!
>oh and the dude he was dragging still had a soul
>head-off! apply directly to the forehead!
>gather heads and place them under genetics
>cut out the brains and drop them into my box
>geneticist walks out past the window
>hear airlock
>run out and pop him one
>head-off! apply directly to the forehead!
>not enough space for his brain so i stash it in a box of medical masks, nobody will look there
>jog down to the grinder
>on the way i find some dude, i think a chef, healing herself outside cargo
>POP POP POP
>miss a bunch
>run off
>no witnesses though
>run back and she's still there
>POP
>this time i got her
>drag to nearby arrivals bathroom as i decapitate her
>cant fit brain in box
>hatch devious plan
>pry open toilet cisterns
>hide brains in toilet
>absolutely_disgusting.jpg
>run out and head up maint to the grinder
>toss in the remaining brains, head back south out by cargo
>bartender is buckled to a chair in cargo lobby
>pop and unbuckle him, drag him down hallway, he calls to QM for help and QM gives chase
>barkeep's head pops off before QM catches up
>QM eventually catches up, swings at me a few times but i dodge and duck into maint darkness
>he peeks in thinking i ran off, pop him with ebow from the shadows
>"SH-I-I-T"
>head-off! apply directly to the forehead!
>rocking the fuck out to music i linked earlier, im fucking pumped
>dont even debrain these heads, just pop them into grinder
>wash up at bathroom
>loot bartender's sawn-off shotty, hack cargo's autolathe, print shotgun slugs for a ghetto revolver
>head down to bar because at this point my hunger meter is low as fuck
>sit right next to the HoS, but he's not suspicious. i have no living witnesses.
>chow the fuck down on doughnuts
>run by sci again and blow borgs then head to bar again
>as i do this shuttle is called
>HoS walks out of bridge
>pop pop pop
>first hit of ebow KOs him
>this is just too easy
>head-off! apply directly to the forehead!
>drag his remains to bar theater area and debrain, snag his ID and gun
>officer with taser drawn and riot shield stumbles in
>quickdraw ebow, decapitate him
>CENTCOMM REPORT:
>Some sadist has been detected severing the heads of several crewmen. We're sending a team to check it out.
>FUCK.jpg
>run to atmos, it's the farthest place from arrivals
>find other atmos tech with the axe
>make some small talk before stabbing him in the back
>i ebow him and he drops his axe
>use his axe to decapitate him because why not
>powertripping hard
>remember that i'm in a hardsuit and go EVA
>head down to arrivals via space, find a clown corpse with PDA still on it
>just as i start stripping it I see the ferry dock just at the edge of the screen
>FUCKFUCKFUCK.jpg
>heart is pounding
>wait a bit then head in
>ferry is empty, squad moved out
>hesitantly i move out down arrivals
>grab potted plant to conceal self and continue down the halls
>just outside the bar by botany, CE runs by
>try to ebow since i haven't seen anybody recently, miss
>CE runs off and i curse silently
>SUDDENLY WHOLE ERT TEAM AND GREYS WITH SPEARS/SHIELDS RUN OUT OF BRIDGE, PAST ME, INTO BAR
>they dont see me because of MVP POTTED PLANT STRAT
>haul ass to escape, shuttle is almost here
>see dude in deathsquad hardsuit with ID that says "CEO of Centcomm"
>HOLY FUCK SCORE
>tase with HoS gun i stole earlier
>unload the shotgun i stole earlier
>murder the fuck out of this guy
>decap and drag into space
>strip off his suit and put it on
>IT'S A CHAMELEON SUIT
>bamboozled.jpg
>well so much for that clever disguise
>shuttle docks
>fuck
>fly over to shuttle, see ERT and shit on it
>pop the sec guy with ebow and drag him into space
>ERT has meme adrenals
>want to run to pods but only 1 authorization is needed to rush the shuttle
>also i have to hijack so i can't back down now
>i know that this wont go well
>turn up music
>rush in with ebow in hand, riot shield in the other
>get swarmed by vengeful ERT men, cuffed, executed, stripped, spaced
>like 40 ghosts on my corpse
>not_even_mad.jpg

one of the most fun murderbones i've had in ages, dismemberment is fucking choice
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Post by ProbablyLordofOreos » #176838

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>Cult round
>Chap gets captured in cargo by two cultists
>They need to sacrifice him
>Chap immune to cult magic so he keeps getting up and away
>They dont have zipties so they chop his legs off
>He screams loudly and they continue trying to sacrifice him
>HOLY SHIT LUL HES CRAWLING AWAY!
>He opens creates in the backroom and crawls over them
>They cant get him because he's all the way in the back and surrounded by 10+ crates
>Cult gets angry and finally catches legless Chap
>They chop his arms off
>He bites their legs
*Body Explosions*

10/10 - 'Tis but a scratch'
Fucking hilarious Chaplain, loved every second of it, he never gave up.
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Post by Wyzack » #176931

realtalk Carpenter Brut's trilogy is a fucking masterpiece
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by Armhulen » #176935

ProbablyLordofOreos wrote:Image

>Cult round
>Chap gets captured in cargo by two cultists
>They need to sacrifice him
>Chap immune to cult magic so he keeps getting up and away
>They dont have zipties so they chop his legs off
>He screams loudly and they continue trying to sacrifice him
>HOLY SHIT LUL HES CRAWLING AWAY!
>He opens creates in the backroom and crawls over them
>They cant get him because he's all the way in the back and surrounded by 10+ crates
>Cult gets angry and finally catches legless Chap
>They chop his arms off
>He bites their legs
*Body Explosions*

10/10 - 'Tis but a scratch'
Fucking hilarious Chaplain, loved every second of it, he never gave up.
Dude, that was me. Wanna talk about hardest laugh i've had in a long time? I make my god around having no legs, cut off my legs, then Phoebe sees me cut off one of my legs and heals me enough so I can dismember the other, I then crawl away when she calls security. I can't even get into disposals to escape so she puts me in because she feels bad. Guess where I land??? The fucking cult in cargo with the objective to kill me. fml dude, still, was laughing really hard though all of it so yeah. Also got to build sick spessbess after as an arficier, and basically because we summoned narsie in the spessbess, they couldn't do nothing to stop us.
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Post by InsaneHyena » #176960

> Latejoin gangs
> Lags finally over, can play normally.
> Am converteed to Sleeping Carp.
> Is-a-Lizard is doing soul stone memes, half the station is his shades, and they are brutally killing everyone.
> Survive.
> Kill.
> Survive.
> Kill.
> We place the dominator in engineering.
> Opposing gangs come to storm it, but they all die in the process.
> Our gang leader loses too much blood, falls on the ground and begins bleeding out.
> Then two of our last gang members follow the suit.
> I'm the only one left standing.
> Tesla is raging, bringing havoc and destruction wherever it goes.
> Floors are covered in blood and corpses.
> AI is still pretending to be a cutesy anime girl over the nearly silent radio, but even it realizes the sad state our station is in.
> I am the king of ashes, ruling over ruins and dead men.
> As the dominator counts down the last seconds, I put a looted laser gun to my temple.
> Close my eyes.
> Pull the trigger.
> Sleeping carp gang "won".
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Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Post by PKPenguin321 » #176978

Wyzack wrote:realtalk Carpenter Brut's trilogy is a fucking masterpiece
you have excellent taste my friend
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Post by Alipheese » #177082

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>Lowpop, late night
>Go engineer cause no one ever does
>3 engineers, CE, and a atmos tech who welderbombs himself a minute into the round
>Decide I'm gonna make a self contained Tesla Justeazia taught me.
>Set it up, CE says good work
>Go fix cut cables from mice
>METEORS ON COURSE FOR STATION
>Oh boy
>Spend next 10 minutes fixing breaches
>Found a dead Opie in arrivals (important)
>Go to medbay, absolute fucking mess and dead bodies all over cloning, including a few dead abductors
>Quick clone Opie and throw into cryo
>Peacekeeper borg R.O.U.G.E., trying so hard to disable a ninja nearby,
>See CE's body and telescopic baton, grab it, make some cable cuffs
>Go back and peacekeeper borg is absolutely bullying this ninja, like I felt bad for the ninja
>Walk up, smack the ninja down, cuff
>"Good work borgie!", pet it and the ninja goes boom
>Not even scratched cause engi hardsuit
>Take the katana cause trophy!
>Opie and I clone as many as possible
>Engineering is the only department with more than a person or two alive
>We decide its time to go
>We red alert and call shuttle
>Walking from bridge to escape see the syndi headset people were talking about
>Pick it up to see if I can talk to anyone
>No response, throw it down again, right in front of detective
>Detective sees it
>Runs after me and shoots me in the face,
>Try to explain, no go
>Tell other engineers im being arrested by detective for checking syndi headset out
>Get onto shuttle
>Tell detective to talk to engineering team, I'm no traitor
>Suddenly entire engineering team and R.O.U.G.E. busts into shuttle brig, smack detective down and release me
>Someone welder bombs the cargo area of the shuttle
>Engineers go to fix it
>I fall out of the shuttle
>Walp
>I am the space ninja now!

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The Legend of Scrubs, MD
You are a traitor!
Your current objectives:
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Objective #2: Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
Cuboos wrote: > That god damn engineer who let the singularity loose was a traitor and the only reasonable person on that whole entire station.
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