An0n3 wrote:
Systems I would really like to actually get a game of in:
Cthulhu-Tech 2.0
That's right, we were going to look at that rulebook and see if it's playable now.
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Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
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An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
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Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
I've run Call of Cthulhu (and most of the other games on A3's list) before; I might be up to run a game for some tee g station folks. If I did; who would be interested?
In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
playin cyberpunk is like the worst thing to do in rehab
cyberpunk is like 90 percent drugs, crime, and hookers.
Eh, we didn't fuck with drugs in the game. Closest we ever got was me making a drug that would cause enemies to hallucinate and attack their allies with the added fuck you of causing impotence as well. I kinda hoped to have it play a role in our heist to serve as a distraction, like maybe I could discretely jam a hypo in a guard to cause a hell of a distraction but my buddy kind of fucked that over. Besides, real badasses don't use drugs. Any sorry motherfucker can use chems as crutch to get him through a mission. It takes a real man to go on a dangerous run without having to use drugs to give him bonuses.
I'm not sure about dedicating to 2 RPGs at the same time. I have the time, but I'm not sure if I have the determination.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
XSI wrote:Looks like we've got ourselves a casual here
I prefer "person with a life"
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
You Dutch bastard sitting around smoking drugs and trying to fuck American college students isn't any more of a life than plslaying rpgs, you huge dike.
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
If anyone is free and would like to help me out with the Eclipse Phase game I have a sort of side-story thing going on that I think would benefit from having someone play it out rather than me just run through it in my head and write it down.
It's a secret so PM me, don't want to talk about it too much where the other players can see.
Basically you will be playing a one-person game of EP with me as your GM. Sessions will be super short, maybe two hours long at the absolute most. Probably more like an hour a pop.
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Lol"
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This page will update as time goes on so you can just grab that shit from there or play it from the site. Rad. I would appreciate people sharing that around if you think other people might like it? Would be pretty rad if people were listening to it and enjoying it. Good motivation to keep going and keep improving. /shill
As far as the Call of Cthulhu game goes, what edition/version would we be playing?
I've heard a lot of good things about a game called Trail of Cthulhu as well.
The only edition of the game I own is ancient, the 4th edition from 1989.
after yesterday's EP game I feel a bit more like I could handle 2 RPGs at once so if you've still got place in that Cthulhu game sign me the fuck up
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
We'll be playing the 7th edition of Call of Cthulhu. I won't have time to start us properly until after GenCon (next weekend), at which time I'll try and work out a schedule.
In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
I'm near done with a Shadowrun character for another game. If anyone wants to look over my decker and give me some pointers let me know. I always run out of ideas for spending that last bit of cash.
I've avoided buying any cyberware except for the datajack. While there is a lot of cool high-end stuff you can get and slap in your head I don't think much of it actually helps this guy at all. With Logic 7 (thanks to exceptional attribute) he's already going to be hitting a lot of limits imposed by devices and shit. Being able to pitch even more dice at tests isn't bringing much to him for the cost.
No names for anything yet beyond his fake SIN. It's pronounced "Jobe".
It's kinda too late for that. I'm all in on decking.
I shuffled some of my active skills around to get 5 dice for pistols. With the holo sight on the manhunter I'm rolling 6 dice with a limit of 4. I do have a decent pool of Edge so if I need to shoot anyone I'll probably just edge every shot. I would really rather not involve myself with combat at all. I do have demolitions and medical skills at appreciably high numbers and the gear to go with it so I can help out there. As long as we don't run up against any tumbler-style locks I can get us in anywhere, whether I have to pop open doors or just blow a decent sized hole in a wall.
If I survive a bit I'll probably pad out my physical attributes some so I'm less fragile and get more combat skills while spending my nuyen on rigger stuff. I could be droning.
If nothing else you can use ask your fixer to hook you up with some of the good stuff
Don't rely on edging every shot, if you must interfere with combat as decker, do it by bringing some autonomous drones(They're shit but they help) or by hacking the hostiles' commlinks/cyber/drones
I haven't checked your sheet yet, but if you haven't already, get a tac-net. Everyone will thank you for it.
If you rely on edge for your every combat, you're going to run out really quickly. It's better to work your other skills
>Corpsec finds my room
>Looks under pillow
>The matress is explosives
>the pillow is explosives
>the room is explosives
>I am a mechatronic made of explosives
Get good or die trying m9
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Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.
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Wyzack wrote:>Corpsec finds my room
>Looks under pillow
>The matress is explosives
>the pillow is explosives
>the room is explosives
>I am a mechatronic made of explosives
Get good or die trying m9
You say that but my character has 50kg of commercial explosives and a half dozen blasting caps.
When you can't hack the door open, make a window.
Lengthy discussions in discord about how to properly turn a drone into a murderbot are just a few of the reasons why Shadowrun is the greatest RPG ever.
There's mortar shells you can load drones into. The book mentions using combat drones on enemy areas but you can also use medical drones and mortar your own friends
Let me double check
Edit: Confirmed. WAR! page 158
Drone: A drone round is not an offensive round, but rather
one designed to deliver a drone of a certain size to a target area,
usually behind enemy lines. As long as the round lands on safe
ground (e.g., on sand or a roof op rather than a lava flow or a tar
pit), the drone is deployed at the end of the Combat Turn it was
fired. the drone to be inserted into the round must be purchased
separately.
Oh, this is 4e, no idea if you're in 4e or 5e, but it should be really easy to port over if 5e
I could see that working for micro drones but anything larger than that and the physics involved don't add up.
To fire a small-sized or larger drone through the air and onto a target area like a bullet would require such an amount of thrust to move that mass that the drone itself would be crushed.
Super Aggro Crag wrote:What is dumber, a drow paladin wielding a double bladed sword, or an chaotic evil aasimar assisin dual wielding katanas
The second one sounds fucking awful. I could come up with some background to establish the first character but the second one is obviously just someone's edgelord fantasy.