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i need your edgiest names

Postby Deitus » Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:10 pm #217514

so im trying to name a sword and i need the absolute edgiest shit you got. like a friend and i were trying to brainstorm and we got shit like bloodgash, shadowslayer, devilmourne, etc., but i need to go deeper. i need a name so edgy with as many layers of irony as possible; im talkin edgy like an emo bullied teen that unironically writes shadow the hedgehog fanfiction, times TEN. i want names so edgy that i'll cut my eyes just LOOKING at it.

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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby ShadowDimentio » Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:15 pm #217515

Edge
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"Clowns are different you can't trust those shifty fucks you never know what they're doing or if they're willing to eat a dayban for some cheap yuks."
-Not-Dorsidarf

"The amount of people is the amount of times the sound is played... on top of itself. And with sybil populations on the shuttle..."
-Remie Richards

"I just spent all fucking day playing fallen london and sunless sea and obsessing over how creepy the fucking dawn machine is and only just clocked now that your avatar is the fucking dawn machine. Nobody vote for this disgusting new sequence blasphemer he wants to kill the gods"
-Stickymayhem

"Drank a cocktail of orange Gatorade and mint mouthwash on accident. Pretty sure I'm going to die, I am on the verge of vomit. It was nice knowing you guys"
-PKPenguin321

"You're too late, you will have to fetch them from the top of my tower, built by zombies, slaves, zombie slaves and garitho's will to live!"
-Armhulen

"This is like being cooked alive in a microwave oven which utilises the autistic end of the light spectrum to cook you."
-DarkFNC

"Penguins are the second race to realise 2D>3D"
-Anonmare

"Paul Blart mall cops if they all had ambitions of joining the Waffen-SS"
-Anonmare

"These logs could kill a dragon much less a man"
-Armhulenn

">7 8 6
WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? POETIC ANARCHY!"
-Wyzack

"We didn't kick one goofball out only to have another one come in like a fucking revolving door"
-Kraseo

"There's a difference between fucking faggots and being a fucking faggot."
-Anonmare

"You guys splitting the 20 bucks cost to hire your ex again?"
-lntigracy

"Wew. Congrats. It's been actual years since anyone tried to make fun of me for being divorced. You caught me, I'm tilted. Here is your trophy."
-Timbrewolf

"I prefer my coffees to run dry too *snorts a line of maxwell house*"
-Super Aggro Crag

"You don't have an evil bone in your body, unless togopal comes for a sleepover"
-Bluespace

">Paying over a $1000 for a lump of silicon and plastic
Lol"
-Anonmare

"Then why did you get that boob job?"
-DrPillzRedux

"You take that back you colonial mongrel"
-Docprofsmith

"I don't care whether or not someone with an IQ 3 standard deviations below my own thinks they enjoy Wizard rounds."
-Malkraz
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby iamgoofball » Mon Oct 10, 2016 8:18 pm #217516

Weedlord Bonerhitler
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby ThanatosRa » Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:42 pm #217548

Bloodedge, Cleaver of Blacken Souls
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:48 pm #217550

Fraktal, the Neverdull Eversharp Slicer Of Men.
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:12 pm #217560

Make it "Slicer of Self-Conscious Oppressive White Cis Male Scum's Wrists".
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Wyzack » Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:21 pm #217561

Ambrose the Darkedge
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
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Arthur Thomson catches fire!
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Anonmare » Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:34 pm #217566

Steve Johnson, from Accounting
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Ricotez » Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:04 am #217572

Shadow the Hedgehog
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

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#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby John_Oxford » Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:18 am #217588

X'grntint Darth Dem Destroyer, Harbingeir of Dark Volds
Bill Rowe - Used for everything // SYS-OP - AI // SYS-USR - Cyborg
https://gyazo.com/07cbe7219ba24366c1f655ad6c56a524

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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby EndgamerAzari » Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:58 am #217598

gun
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch

IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Armhulen » Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:27 am #217599

xXshadowxluigikiller_2006Xx
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby MrEousTranger » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:19 am #217606

Edgy Mccutterson
One person on this planet wrote:Wow you're funny and original Eous

I don't play often but when I do I'm Kyp Astar normally a sec role unless I'm bored and go assistant.
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby PKPenguin321 » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:20 am #217607

Gun That Looking Like A Dick
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby MrEousTranger » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:30 am #217608

The Black Blade of Lord Dindu
And BBD for short.
One person on this planet wrote:Wow you're funny and original Eous

I don't play often but when I do I'm Kyp Astar normally a sec role unless I'm bored and go assistant.
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby cancer_engine » Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:10 am #217610

DonutSteel
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby One Seven One » Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:17 am #217612

Bloodmourne the unending hellstorm blade of eternal damnation
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby iamgoofball » Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:15 am #217619

Mehki Anderson
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Jacough » Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:40 am #217620

Columbine Slasher
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Ricotez » Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:10 pm #217648

Soulsunder, Forbidden Sword of the Seventh Hell

Spoiler:
now available with your happy meal
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs

Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them

peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."

DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".

tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.

Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.

ShadowDimentio wrote:I am the problem
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby aranamor » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:12 pm #217664

Are you losers even trying?

Mournfell, The Black Blade Stained Red with the Blood of a Thousand Dhampyr, Forged in the Crucible of the Boiling Ichor of Six Hundred and Sixty Six Devils and the Tears of One Hundred and Eight Angels by the Blacksmith at the Interstice of Reality, Given to the Favored of the Akuma by Lord Susanoo the Eastern Satan, Once Wielded by a Blind Kensei Who Slew Ten Emperors, and Now Passed to Jaren Iceheart, Last Son of the Yami King.
Uguu Champion 2k10-2k16

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ShadowDimentio wrote:The height of tl;dr

Bad shit happens, that's life. In the grand echelons of bad things that could happen to you, rape isn't even that bad. Honestly I'd rank it below violent assault.
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby aranamor » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:13 pm #217665

Yes you have to say the whole thing every time
Uguu Champion 2k10-2k16

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ShadowDimentio wrote:The height of tl;dr

Bad shit happens, that's life. In the grand echelons of bad things that could happen to you, rape isn't even that bad. Honestly I'd rank it below violent assault.
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Lumbermancer » Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:55 pm #217668

The Sickle whose Crop is Pain.
aka Schlomo Gaskin aka Guru Meditation aka Copyright Alright aka Topkek McHonk aka Le Rouge
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Saegrimr » Tue Oct 11, 2016 4:04 pm #217669

Lumbermancer wrote:The Sickle whose Crop is Pain.


heh...
tedward1337 wrote:Sae is like the racist grandad who everyone laughs at for being racist, but deep down we all know he's right.
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Wyzack » Tue Oct 11, 2016 7:48 pm #217720

Swordy mcswordface
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.

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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Varnesy » Tue Oct 11, 2016 8:40 pm #217730

Arsenic the destroyer, Burner of children and scorcher of faces. Grand Lord of the 666 Mafia of the Seventh Ring of hell, Duke of Madness and blood.

Kick a wall with a toothpick underneath your toenail.
Spoiler:
http://corgiorgy.com/


When I am being a faggot online I play as Varnes Mironov, Jean LeBlanc and Farely Brooks

Voted most likely to get lynched 23 years in a row.
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Screemonster » Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:18 pm #217738

stick to the classics man

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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Wyzack » Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:23 pm #217741

> pure stanless steel

I discover something new each time I see that picture
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.

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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby aranamor » Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:15 pm #217750

b-but that's an alloy
Uguu Champion 2k10-2k16

Spoiler:
ShadowDimentio wrote:The height of tl;dr

Bad shit happens, that's life. In the grand echelons of bad things that could happen to you, rape isn't even that bad. Honestly I'd rank it below violent assault.
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby oranges » Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:26 pm #217758

Two Flails and a Mace
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Screemonster » Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:31 pm #217761

oranges wrote:Two Flails and a Mace

two guards one chappe
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby TheColdTurtle » Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:38 pm #217765

>orbs and blade glows on which power it is using
>it is glowing every color
What does it mean
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Wyzack » Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:46 pm #217767

STANLESS



STEEL
Arthur Thomson says, "Since there are no admins I would loging with another account and kill you"
Caleb Robinson laughs.
Arthur Thomson catches fire!
tusterman11 wrote:Can you stop lying? I just asked you and you are was a piece of shiit on me!!!

Kor wrote:I wish Wyzack was still an admin.

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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Drynwyn » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:13 am #218406

That's steel that Stan hasn't touched.


Fuck Stan.
In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby 420weedscopes » Mon Oct 17, 2016 5:12 pm #219201

Pyrocynical
Check out Phoenix Bucket!

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Re: i need your edgiest names

Postby Housecat » Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:49 pm #221373

BloodSting the Betrayer
August Cooper • Dakota Marshall • Dances-With-Fire • Two-Leaf • Lucinda Wyles • Tania Price
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