Kyle Smith and Andre Wise: Security abuse and metacomms

[Raven776]

Your byond account: Raven776
Your character name: Juniper Breeze
Their character name: Kyle Smith and Andre Wise
Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it):
Server and time: Autumn 04, 5-6 AM
Logs and/or screenshots: https://www.dropbox.com/s/mzycpqwfbawe3 ... 0am%29.htm
Description of what happened: So, pretty normal late night extended. People were guffawing at the downed alien queen, I was busy trying to see just how much CO2 I could suck up from the away mission's atmosphere, and people were going braindead or suicidal around the place, including the HoP, HoS, and Captain. This left the CE, a geneticist, me as the QM, and a few other odd crew wandering about and doing our thing. It came to a point where more people needed access to things, and I went to go see where the HoP's body was so I could play late night all access grab.

Novislav Djajic [145.9] says, "Warden stole HoS's ID and i'm okay with it."
...
Novislav Djajic [145.9] stammers, "H-H-HEL-LP-P AT-T B-B-B-BRID-DGE"
Novislav Djajic says, "Stop that."
You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.
Novislav Djajic exclaims, "Release me at once!"
Kyle Smith says, "grand theft"
Juniper Breeze [145.9] says, "Cap's office."
Novislav Djajic [145.9] says, "Get this dog off me."
Kyle Smith says, "i am the dog"
Kyle Smith says, "the big bag dog"

So I hack, bash my way into the captain's office where Kyle Smith had taken Novislav (who had been with me on the moon base forever and a day), and I see him pointing a lethal laser charged gun at Novislav. I break the window leading in, stun him with a stunbaton I got from the alien hive, and then go to cuff him and try to make sense of this situation, all in less than a minute's time.

As I do, the warden who'd been sitting watching this time pulls out his gun and lays fire into everyone, stunning with a few Eguns he had for some indiscernable reason.

Then this.

Andre Wise fires the laser gun!
Novislav Djajic is hit by a laser in the right arm!
Andre Wise fires the laser gun!
Novislav Djajic is hit by a laser in the head!
Andre Wise fires the laser gun!
Novislav Djajic is hit by a laser in the head!
Andre Wise fires the laser gun!
Jadwiga Radowid [145.9] stammers, " AN-NDR-RY-Y-Y!"
Novislav Djajic is hit by a laser in the right leg!
Richard Reynolds [145.9] stammers, "sh-h-hit-t-tcur-rit-t-t-ty-y is-s-s t-t-t-tak-king ov-v-ver-r"
Andre Wise fires the laser gun!
Novislav Djajic is hit by a laser in the head!
Andre Wise fires the laser gun!
Novislav Djajic is hit by a laser in the head!
Andre Wise fires the laser gun!
Novislav Djajic is hit by a laser in the right arm!

Lethal laser attack.

The rest of the round and logs speak for themself. Andre Wise and Kyle go around, using their all access to open doors and kill people, claiming everyone is a tator (their IC spelling), and they ride off on the shuttle alone. The only other things I remember of Kyle Smith EVER is seeing his PDA in the disposals chute nearly every round he's around and then seeing him braindead somewhere unless he's an antag or being a shitler.

Kyle Smith [145.9] stammers, "w-w-w-we are t-th-he l-law-w!"
Kyle Smith stammers, "w-w-w-we are t-th-he l-law-w!"
Kyle Smith [145.9] stammers, "w-w-w-we are t-th-he l-law-w!"
Something is there but you can't see it.
Andre Wise says, "all traitors"

Kyle Smith [145.9] says, "being shit isnt easy"

Why they should be banned: No constructive input into the game but griefing, abuse of security role for mass murder, robbing the armory as Warden so he'd have extra eguns to lethal laser with, and just general shitiness. Kyle was an incompetent murderer who got stunned more often than he stunned, and Andre had the entire armory in his pocket in an otherwise slow round.

I'm only assuming at metacomms due to the comradrie and the fact that they both logged at the same time, not to be seen again after that.

[nohurtplease]

I have proof WolfTurd was Kyle Smith.

[Raven776]

I think he was being sarcastic, as the logs after the game show that Novislav was murdered and said he was Wolfturd. He also Icky oockied a later round to yell at people for not finding his body as Novislav, so I think he just doesn't understand when to stop joking around.

If you were around for that round, it would be productive to add your story to mine or against mine if you have any different points of view.

[WolfTurd]

I have proof WolfTurd was Kyle Smith.

That's not proof you butt.Besides,i was Novislav Djajic the engineer extraordinaire.I was pimping up the syndicate outpost at away mission with Junifer but i ran away to station when i hallucinated the 2 dudes from bomb test site attacking me.I went to RnD to say hi to RD and then i went up to hall and saw braindead HoS with the ID of warden near the doors to dorms.

Spoiler:

*---------*
This is Grim McGrimBeard (as Andre Wise)!
He is wearing a head of security hat on his head.
He is wearing a blood-stained armored coat!
He has an oxygen tank on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has PDA-Grim McGrimBeard (Head of Security) about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has a breath mask on his face.
He has SUPER HUD GAR glasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing Andre Wise's ID Card (Warden).
He has minor bruising.
He is severely malnourished.
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
*---------*
Novislav Djajic [145.9] says, "Warden stole HoS's ID and i'm okay with it."
Novislav Djajic says, "Warden stole HoS's ID and i'm okay with it."
....

I pulled braindead HoS into bridge to prevent further lootings and went west to get the medpack there.As i ran there the HoP office door opens and an officer in full gear walks out.

Spoiler:

....
Kyle Smith puts the bible into the security satchel.
Novislav Djajic twitches violently.
Kyle Smith fires the taser gun!
Novislav Djajic is hit by an electrode in the head!
Your armor softens the blow!
Kyle Smith puts the taser gun into the security satchel.
Novislav Djajic stammers, "H-H-H-Hey-y!"
Kyle Smith is trying to put handcuffs on Novislav Djajic!
Novislav Djajic stammers, "W-What-t t-th-h-he f-fuk-k?"
Jadwiga Radowid [145.9] asks, "Eh?"
Jadwiga Radowid [145.9] says, "How rude."
Novislav Djajic stammers, "S-S-ST-T-TOP-P!"
*---------*
This is Kyle Smith!
He is wearing a security officer's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a riot helmet on his head.
He is wearing an armor vest.
He has a security satchel on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has a security gas mask on his face.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing PDA-Kyle Smith (Security Officer).
*---------*
Kyle Smith says, "I AM THE DOG"
Novislav Djajic [145.9] stammers, "H-H-HEL-LP-P AT-T B-B-B-BRID-DGE"
Novislav Djajic stammers, "H-H-HEL-LP-P AT-T B-B-B-BRID-DGE"
Richard Reynolds [145.9] says, "for your own good"
Novislav Djajic says, "Stop that."
Novislav Djajic exclaims, "Release me at once!"
Kyle Smith says, "grand theft"
Novislav Djajic says, "CAPTAIN GAVE ME HIS SPARE HIMSELF"
You're restrained! You can't move!
....

Then he dragged me into cap's office then into cap's quarters where RD,Juniper and Andre came and the shit mentioned in the 1st post happened.
Also RD survived the attack by Andre and Kyle and went onto clone me and Juniper but they came to cloning and killed RD and rekilled us.

And at the end of the round it turned out it was EXTENDED!
(Not that they could be traitors,they are implanted)
pls permaban they


TL;DR :

Novislav Djajic says, "If you are a traitor you're in big trouble asshole."
Kyle Smith says, "im not"
Kyle Smith says, "im shitcurity"
Novislav Djajic has been stunned with the stunbaton by Kyle Smith!
Andre Wise fires the laser gun!
Novislav Djajic is hit by a laser in the head!
Novislav Djajic seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

[Aurx]

Investigated, confirmed events. Metagaming looks very likely.
Both have been given permabans and permajobbans from command and security.