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Give autolathes a queue.ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Vent gnomes side-antag.
Up to six of them spawn during an event, and they are given a list of half dozen or more items to steal which can range from anything from cheeseburgers to ion rifles to broken glass shards.
They'd have sprites the size of mice, can run under tables and around things like welding tanks, air canisters ect... but pushing things ontop of a gnome has a chance to hurt them, as does walking over one with harm intent set. But vent crawling should be their main mode of transport.
As the kicker, upon completing their objectives they can build crude secborgs to use as mechs and take revenge on the crew for any gnomes that were killed.
Up to six of them spawn during an event, and they are given a list of half dozen or more items to steal which can range from anything from cheeseburgers to ion rifles to broken glass shards.
They'd have sprites the size of mice, can run under tables and around things like welding tanks, air canisters ect... but pushing things ontop of a gnome has a chance to hurt them, as does walking over one with harm intent set. But vent crawling should be their main mode of transport.
As the kicker, upon completing their objectives they can build crude secborgs to use as mechs and take revenge on the crew for any gnomes that were killed.
Law 0: Secborg din do nuffin.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Wrong threadAlipheese wrote:Give autolathes a queue.
I code for the code project and moderate the code sections of the forums.
Feedback is dumb and it doesn't matter
Feedback is dumb and it doesn't matter
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Stop stealing my ideasAlipheese wrote:Give autolathes a queue.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
don't cap itAlipheese wrote:Give autolathes a queue.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Vent goblins/maint gremlins would be better, spawn from a special xenobio (aka not typically able to mutate because rare admeme) glowshroom variant "Goblin-Cap" which does not spread but drops spores periodically in the 5x5 area around it. Spores after growing into another plant type for a little while become fleshy pods where these ghost role/NPC gobboes spawnDavidchan wrote:Vent gnomes side-antag.
Up to six of them spawn during an event, and they are given a list of half dozen or more items to steal which can range from anything from cheeseburgers to ion rifles to broken glass shards.
They'd have sprites the size of mice, can run under tables and around things like welding tanks, air canisters ect... but pushing things ontop of a gnome has a chance to hurt them, as does walking over one with harm intent set. But vent crawling should be their main mode of transport.
As the kicker, upon completing their objectives they can build crude secborgs to use as mechs and take revenge on the crew for any gnomes that were killed.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Stop trying to add Orks. Also letting the reproduce will make the butt hurt scream even more since according to the vocal minority conversion/ghost roles are bad because... reasons?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Read TitleDavidchan wrote:Stop trying to add Orks. Also letting the reproduce will make the butt hurt scream even more since according to the vocal minority conversion/ghost roles are bad because... reasons?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Read TitleDavidchan wrote:Stop trying to add Orks. Also letting the reproduce will make the butt hurt scream even more since according to the vocal minority conversion/ghost roles are bad because... reasons?
Law 0: Secborg din do nuffin.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Call them Leprechauns and make them work like a mini wishgranter if you manage to capture one
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Sounds like devil datum.Grazyn wrote:Call them Leprechauns and make them work like a mini wishgranter if you manage to capture one
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Give mechs a crayon firing gun that colours mobs on hit or doodles random smeer graffiti upon contact with floor/wall
Whatever
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Good HONK mech weapon...peoplearestrange wrote:Give mechs a crayon firing gun that colors mobs on hit or doodles random smear graffiti upon contact with floor/wall
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
make uncalibrated teleporters have a chance of spawning a ghost into your evil mirror universe twin the instant you depart, identical in gear and appearance in every way except they have a goatee (or if you normally have a goatee, are clean-shaven) and given the objective to kill you and escape on the shuttle
if you're an antag, they are informed of your antag status and given the briefing to stop you at all costs instead.
if you're an antag, they are informed of your antag status and given the briefing to stop you at all costs instead.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
less shitty idea: paintball gun that does the colorful reagent effect on hitpeoplearestrange wrote:Give mechs a crayon firing gun that colours mobs on hit or doodles random smeer graffiti upon contact with floor/wall
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Fits a single 9mm, needs to be screw drivered to reload, and uses the modular receiver.
Modular receiver needs more craftable items.
The master splicer, the bitch queen of mining, and some crazy ligger peddling you medicinal marijuana.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Two 9mms, given that you have two gloves.
Can also accidentally go off when sneezing or coughing, or alternatively in melee combat.
Can also accidentally go off when sneezing or coughing, or alternatively in melee combat.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Well according to wikipedia, it could only be used in melee. The piston extending over the barrel is the trigger, you have to make a fist and press it against your target to shoot
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Aka the literal handgun that was literally used in Inglorius Bastards to punch-shoot a nazi guard before jihad bombing Hitler's movie booth.Spoilas
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Syndicate Auto-Garrote. Comes in a box with an implanter for the controller. Attach to someone's neck and it will send them a message making it very clear that someone has control over their life. Allows the implanted user to whisper messages to the subject (that will be replayed at whisper volume over the garrote's speaker). When activated by the user or when the user dies the garrote will choke the victim, stopping breathing and muting them. Removing it could involve some sort of hacking process, maybe even let the user tinker with it to set it to outright strangle rather than just choke. Failed removal could result in the garrote to malfunction and decapitating the victim. Emagging the garrote should also cause the garrote to decapitate the victim when activated.
Obvious cons: -Requires people to even pretend to roleplay to work as anything other than a dramatic murder device
-OH SWEET FREE ANTAG *doesn't fight back*
-Does-Not-Meta has enslaved Jack Metafriend for the 12th time
-Everyone races to enslave Powergamer X
Obvious cons: -Requires people to even pretend to roleplay to work as anything other than a dramatic murder device
-OH SWEET FREE ANTAG *doesn't fight back*
-Does-Not-Meta has enslaved Jack Metafriend for the 12th time
-Everyone races to enslave Powergamer X
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
We already have this, its called a chemical implant full of poison mixed in with a tracking implant to talk over the prisoner console in their head.
Shitty idea - because we have nutriment pumps & adrenals (illegal tech) let us make our own chem implants for triggering sudden chem related death in other people.
Shitty idea - because we have nutriment pumps & adrenals (illegal tech) let us make our own chem implants for triggering sudden chem related death in other people.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
is there a way to booby-trap implants so they couldn't just run to medbay to take them out?
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Not current, but you could watch them run into medbay & track them using the combined console & cams to terminate.Danowar wrote:is there a way to booby-trap implants so they couldn't just run to medbay to take them out?
A auto-kill button for removal is a bit extreme, but i agree there's circumstances it should definitely be a option.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
The following suggestion is for when guncrafting is merged
A new move in CQC to attack someone and dismantle the gun in his hand.
A new move in CQC to attack someone and dismantle the gun in his hand.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Those are all sec items and the other thing is just another toy for r&d.FantasticFwoosh wrote:We already have this, its called a chemical implant full of poison mixed in with a tracking implant to talk over the prisoner console in their head.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Have beepsky and secbots timestamp zipcuffs so people can prove how long they've been cuffed and held in limbo by sec.
Add actual timers to sec cuffs that do the same thing and make it policy to subtract cuffed time from sentance time as time served.
Add actual timers to sec cuffs that do the same thing and make it policy to subtract cuffed time from sentance time as time served.
Law 0: Secborg din do nuffin.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
give traitors a Bane mask that constantly feeds them chemicals from an internal tank, the default chemical giving them the same nostun/punching effects as hulk but all their dialogue is replaced with baneposts
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
What happens if they pull the mask off?
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it puts them in paincrit
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
It also injects the former wearer with 4u of growth hormone.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Add new armor crafting recipes:
- Armored labcoat: Sec vest + labcoat (any design). Creates a labcoat with armor values added from the vest.
- Reinforced work vest: Engineering work vest + sec vest. Like the labcoat, it carries the armor values of the sec vest while having the other properties of the work vest.
- <Insert cargo appropriate item here>
Start department Security officers with their respective items (R. work vest for Engi Sec, Labcoats for Sci and Med officers, etc) so they actually look like they belong there!
- Armored labcoat: Sec vest + labcoat (any design). Creates a labcoat with armor values added from the vest.
- Reinforced work vest: Engineering work vest + sec vest. Like the labcoat, it carries the armor values of the sec vest while having the other properties of the work vest.
- <Insert cargo appropriate item here>
Start department Security officers with their respective items (R. work vest for Engi Sec, Labcoats for Sci and Med officers, etc) so they actually look like they belong there!
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Emmaging a cloner console should make anyone that's cloned from the connected cloner a clone of the emmager. Now antags can finally make an army of clones!
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Only if it shares the emagger's objective, gets telepathy to him and a big red text saying THIS FUCK IS YOUR BOSS.
As emagger your telepathic link is boldtext, of course.
As emagger your telepathic link is boldtext, of course.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Don't make it an emag option, but a brand new traitor item. Install it into the cloner, and anyone who comes out instantly shares the objectives with the traitor who installed it. Costs 20 points because of just how POWERFUL it would be to have anyone who gets cloned as your lackey.
The master splicer, the bitch queen of mining, and some crazy ligger peddling you medicinal marijuana.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Kinda snowflake to have that just for one machine, besides, it would be immediately obvious to anyone performing the cloning.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Subverting the cloning machine and having it spit out horrible genetic monstrosities would be fun. Especially if they only mutate into their monstrous version after a time delay so the doctors could be blissfully cloning people without realising that shenanigans are afoot until they've already spawned a dozen of the things.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Give the Bartender a still and allow him to put random shit into it to create a form of ghetto chemistry.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
http://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=76867Davidchan wrote:Give the Bartender a still and allow him to put random shit into it to create a form of ghetto chemistry.
Fermentation in the past was a haphazard affair because no one knew how to control the wild yeasts properly. Often a leg of mutton was thrown into the barrel, or sometimes the cock's throat was slit and blood was poured in! It was said that no traces of meat or bone remained when the barrel was emptied however. It is also true, that rats who drank from the froth at the top of a fermenting barrel often got drunk and fell in.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
You know the sounds you can play as synth? *beep, *honk, *sad?
Make them OOC commands.
Make them OOC commands.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Give the Janitor a Kitchen Gun
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Bleeding buckshot.
Does 0 damage but causes bleeding.
Also the pellets embed.
Does 0 damage but causes bleeding.
Also the pellets embed.
Sad elegy
Highly suitable for use in funerals
Highly suitable for use in funerals
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Mid Round antagonist that on spawn blows out all lights in the station.
They have a high brute weapon replacing a hand, are invisible in darkness, and can blink or jaunt without the animations, they also have hulk and thermal vision. If they kill someone they can grab akin a changeling succ and heal all the damage they get. Weapons that can be chosen are: Chainsaw, Machete, Scythe, Armblade, any other slasher film weapons.
Being in light hurts them slightly, and not killing for an x amount of time will provoke hallucinations on them and the players near them.
They have a high brute weapon replacing a hand, are invisible in darkness, and can blink or jaunt without the animations, they also have hulk and thermal vision. If they kill someone they can grab akin a changeling succ and heal all the damage they get. Weapons that can be chosen are: Chainsaw, Machete, Scythe, Armblade, any other slasher film weapons.
Being in light hurts them slightly, and not killing for an x amount of time will provoke hallucinations on them and the players near them.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
is that suggestion as shitty as you thought it was? I love it.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Blowing all the lights when it happens is so obviously telegraphed too
"HEY FUCKOS, BETTER BUCKLE DOWN CAUSE SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL"
I love it.
"HEY FUCKOS, BETTER BUCKLE DOWN CAUSE SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL"
I love it.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
It should make starlight dark until he's killed, too.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
It sounds unbalanced and i just clicked on the closest thread.
I'll make a more indepth post about it tomorrow if i get a better idea on how it could go
I'll make a more indepth post about it tomorrow if i get a better idea on how it could go
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
midround antagonists don't need to be balanced too much as long as they're not round-ending
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Emmaging a ID console lets you open up "Syndicate Agent" job slots that are guaranteed antags with guns and e-swords, a list of all Syndicate Agents on-station and a objective to kill all non-syndies.
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Sounds like you'd want a list of Slashers with different strengths and weaknesses so it's harder to have a hard counter strategy to every Slasher. Like, one slasher might be damaged by the light, another might have an easily recognisable soul jar and yet another might only be harmed by specific types of weapons/damage. I tried to think of a few slashers.
All slashers in the following list have no-drop acid/fire/freon immune clothes and signature weapons, as well as night vision, unless stated otherwise.
Slashers
The Welder
The Shadowling
Tunnel Clown
All slashers in the following list have no-drop acid/fire/freon immune clothes and signature weapons, as well as night vision, unless stated otherwise.
Slashers
The Welder
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